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2017

15

Jun

Emily Osment’s Bikini Tits of the Day

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I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened

We are in the ERA of BRUCE / CAITLIN GENDER….And bikinis are always shameless and cute….clever family….

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2017

15

Jun

Bella Thorne Envies Opportunist Lesbian Relationships of the Day

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Bella Thorne, who ultimately doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things – posted a #GOALS picture of Kirsten Stewart who has really taken this role as lesbian pretty seriously and even dresses the part…because these actors, even the bad ones, have no real identity and everything they do is a fucking parody..and her Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend, who is a fucking scam social climber that I don’t even know how she got into that VS world as a promo model, because she was doing low level hipster shit for so long, and I guess part of the reason was friends she made and fucked from Barbara Palvin to Miley and now this A-List shit….she’s a fucking Anne Heche 2.0…milk the broken lesbian…but you can’t cuz she’s not lactacting…but try…she’s broke on the inside. K Fed her…

Reminding us that Bella Thorne is a retard…broken Disney Kid who supports and edorses lies…

Here she is dancing awkwardly…on IG Story…because she’s awkward…with her new hair color..

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2017

14

Jun

Bella Hadid’s Panty Flash for the Voyeur Paparazzi of the Day

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Here’s some Bella Hadid, overrated rich girl with plastic surgery and a good marketing hustle, that got her into the fashion world and thus legit or relevant…doing some mooning the paparazzi she probably called to get in the tabloids as part of her marketing campaign that isn’t that revolutionary but that clearly works…and it is safe to say her fat thighs look better when photoshopped or filtered and that these pics from a few days ago are of a dumpy ass that has no right being the “it girl” of the year…yet she is….because MEDIA is a lie.

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2017

14

Jun

An Analysis of Selena Gomez and her Face Injections of the Day

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Here’s a little analysis without the analysis because I’m too lazy to crack jokes about bloated chipmunk LUPUS face…when you can just scroll through these screenshots or watch the below video of her insragram story – where she’s promoting some bullshit – to see that she’s got so many fucking injections in her face, she might as well call herself a Kardashian…and really she probably does when she’s at home masturbating for the Weeknd…it’s a fetish….like broken Disney kids are a fetish….

It’s no secret that girls everywhere are getting face injections, ass injections, implants…all to have instagrammable faces, bodies, etc….like a Kardashian…

The Doctors injecting people with this shit must be loving the cash grab they’ve created…in what started with botox face freeze that is now weird reshaping….

I just hope the product they use causes cancer in 2-5 years and kills off all these vapid, superfical, vain pieces of shit…who aren’t hotter like this…but they think they are…with their instagram faces….

Just because everyone is doing it, doesn’t mean it’s cute….

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

14

Jun

Amanda Murphy and Heather Kemesky by Bryan Adams of the Day

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Bryan Adams may be a national icon here in Canada. He was the Celine Dion of Canadian 80s rock. From Summer of 69 to the soundtracks of some pretty shitty movies (Robin Hood)….because Everything I do a I do it for you….and really…he’s pretty fucking great….

But what I like most about him, is that despite all his success with his music…I mean he’s sold over 100,000,000 records….and since he wrote the song that probably works out to be over 100,000,000 dollars for him…in his pocket…

His hobby, or passion is being a creeper model photographer for fashion magazines…as an art form…that he probably gets paid for…unlike instagram models…all while being this super fucking successful musician…making the whole thing extra cool to me….

Here’s another shoot he did for the same magazine of a model called Heather Kemesky

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2017

14

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Pantsless the Other Day of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel was at the Tony Awards in no pants this past weekend, you know a solid 3-5 days ago, and I didn’t bother posting it – because let’s face it….collectively…lets hold hands and work through this together….I’m talking to you Candice Swanepoel….you made a baby and just don’t matter.

I don’t care about how the body bounced back, she’s old, tired, a mom…making babies after being cum inside like a lady…and the whole thing would be depressing…if you were a Candice fan or lover…but she just doesn’t matter….

She’s also a lingerie model, and I use that word generously, I mean people who consider Victoria’s Secret Lingerie are the same people who consider McDonalds burger gourmet…or anything with a pussy – even fat chicks from tinder fuckabkle…but she’s a lingerie model in her mind and the mind of morons so I’d expect more scandalous nakedness…pantsless is whatever when I’ve seen your pussy before…

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

14

Jun

Bella Thorne’s Shitty Shoot for Complex of the Day

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Bella Thorne is in a shitty shoot for Complex, my old friends who stopped paying me for links, after 10 years of paying me for links on the site, because they sold to Hearst and thus sold out….making flimsy content for flimsy people…and using slutty BELLA and her fake lips for some clickbait..just makes sense..TOTAL sense…in the grand scheme of the flimsy shitty internet….

Here she is on IG – in a weird overall body suit rocking really silly fake lips…

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2017

13

Jun

Gigi Hadid – Nipples of the Day

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Gigi Hadid has nipples, hard nipples, bra-less nipples…and who really gives a fuck, I was just outseide of my house and saw countless girls with white t-shirts, no bra, hard nippled and it’s hot out..

You see this is the style, and although these women collectively want to desensitize men to tits, what they are doing as a group, because women are dumb like this and don’t plan their protests logically, is that they are just discounting their own tits, losing their tits amongst other girls…their peers…because tits will always have importance to men…but when we have 9000 tits to choose from, who cares about the vapid, famous for being a rich kid, phony model from instagram tits…they don’t matter…DISCOUNT THIS SHIT…distract from this shit…fuck GIGI Hadid..and her One Direction homo she rode in on…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2017

13

Jun

Anna Ewers Bikini of the Day

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Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers…but doesn’t need to smell like sewers as her career or rent check doesn’t need to rely on Saudi Men shitting on her….she’s made it…but I’d like to smell her asshole or her own body’s sewer…because I am a pervert with an asshole fetish despite hating shit….and all thing shit related…

Here is a photoshoot of her….

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2017

13

Jun

Pregnant Emma Roberts on Set of the Day

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Skinny girl Emma Roberts is pregnant, or has period bloat…so sexy…or maybe she just ate a carrot and it filled her up so much she’s got a food baby, and expression that makes me want to throw up, because all it says to me is “i need to shit”…and girls shouldn’t shit, I pretend they don’t shit, I’m a feminist like that….you know….old school…until I stick my dick in their asses and smell dinner on my dick…tragic…

Tragic like Emma Roberts pregnancy…because I like my broken overrated rich girls…not pregnant..you know all HPV ridden and botched abortion ridden…and hormonally deficient so that they can’t get pregnant…

I find her hot.

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