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2017

15

Jun

Vivid’s Throwback Thursday SFW Porn Blooper Reel Part 1 of the Day

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For anyone who visits this site, you’ll know that I have a very very very long standing relationship with the good people at VIVID.COM because many years ago, a woman named Kim Kardashian put out a sex tape and I connected with the good people that helped launch her career, and ever since have been dialed in on all the celeb sex tapes that ever mattered. I’ve been given advance copies, exclusive clips, and for that I am and always will be grateful…because celeb sex matters…when it’s in video for shameless promotion tactics….

So basically – VIVID creates the highest paid celebrities with their content…so if you’re a celebrity – reach out to VIID and make it happen.

My first job, long before this, when I was in my late 20s was working at a porn company, they had the rights for Vivid Canada, in an era where porn production mattered and where video revolutionized the porn world, where Vivid were by far the leaders…so I watched a fucking ton of Vivid movies and all were top notch….

There was story with the sex, not just digital 3 minute face fucking clips you see today, you know because the JOURNEY is what matters man, not the penetration…it’s the build up…

So I’ve been wanting to get my hands on some of their Safe For Work behind the scenes clips for a long time, to put out, to showcase the glory days, the 80s and 90s filled with amazing….and what better way than with a THROWBACK THURSDAY blooper Reel…

We’re releasing at least 4 – so be excited- because I am…

And if you want to get more NSFW content from VIVID – go to VIVID.COM

Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2017

15

Jun

Mena Suvari Bikini Tool of the Day

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Alien invasion Mena Suvari forehead that is hardly as offensive as it once was now that she’s older and less relevant, but that was totally offensive back when she was first starting out as an actress because she got cast in movie after movie despite looking like an alien invasion, possibly because she is an Alien Invasion and the aliens actually run the country and the media, not the jewish people and fake news….but the aliens..and I guess I’ll never quite know if she’s an alien or not as I won’t have the opportunity to see if she oozes green slime from her pussy – which I guess in Hollywood could just be a bacterial infection rather than proof of extraterrestrial life..

I guess what i am saying is that old Mena Suvari is less interesting than young Mena Suvari who had a fat booty in an era where not everyone had a fat booty…where’s the booty yo…

Posted in:Mena Suvari|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Caroline Wozniacki Tennis Bikini of the Day

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Caroline Wozniacki is a tennis player and she really isn’t that hot…but I have a female tennis fetish…it’s one of those sports you can jerk off to…like Female Surfing, Gymnastics, Figure Skating and really any sport that isn’t the WNBA…

You know fit women, strong women, grunting erotically as they flash their sweated through panties…GOOD TIMES….

Good times that I guess Caroline Wozniacki takes time off from to slut out in a bikini…

Posted in:Caroline Wozniacki|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Alison Brie – Wrestler of the Day

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Alison Brie is in GLOW…the show about Female Wreslers in the 80s…anyone on this site knows all about it because wrestling is your thing…you’re just that white trash….

Well, I guess it premiered on NETFLIX, the hub of all video content now that no one has cable, it’s the place to be….especailly when you’re broke and have a friend’s password…

And…people are excited about it…obviously…it’s women’s wrestling in the 80s…

So pics of Alison Brie in costume are circulating and I feel are good enough to jerk off to….so there.

Posted in:Alison Brie|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Hailey Baldwin in a Bikini of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin basically showed her asshole to the paparazzi in some sleazy paparazzi bikini photo that you know she creative directed and coordinated in efforts to try to get as much attention as possible before she’s too old for people to care about her existence…

That’s not to say people care about her existence, her own father is probably too busy looking in the mirror and reading the bible to avoid doing coke / crack to care, and she hasn’t worked as an actor yet…she just sort of flimsily hangs out like a vapid socialite she shouldn’t be…because Stephen Baldwin shouldn’t be that rich…

That said, fun bikini pics though..

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Bella Hadid – Nipples of the Day

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I have a friend who is way too into Bella Hadid….

He thinks she’s the hottest weird faced girl in the world…because he is addicted to instagram and she looks like instagram looks in all she does…

She’s like a Kylie Gender…and everyone else in the mix with fake faces and a good waist to hip ratio…only she’s Arab…not the daughter of some tranny freak…

She posted this selfie cuz her shirt is see through, something that should remind you to go outside because this is how all the young youngs are dressing nowadays and we like nipples in white shirts for social media, in life, always….keep the trend alive you trendsetter thanks to the general public being the fucking worst…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Ronda Rousey Panty Flash of the Day

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Sometimes the proof of a god…comes in the form of wind blowing up skirts….

Sure it could be just the wind, a natural and scientific phenom, and the upskirt is just a coincidence because you’d assume if there was a god Rousey wouldn’t be the ass flash he’d want the people to see….but maybe God has a good sense of humor, you’d have to ask the priest who raped you in the name of god about that….he seems to have a real understanding of what God is actually about…you know as he is the one who channels his invisible to the people…

That said…Ronda Rousey ass…ok…

Posted in:Ronda Rousey|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Lily Rose Depp Upskirt Fan of the Day

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I am a Lily Rose Depp Upskirt Fan…..

I’ve never met a celebrity kid I didn’t like….not that I’ve ever met any celebrity kids, but you know what I mean, as a general rule, even the most terrible is still worth watching because they have this weird internal conflict from being spoiled as fuck, knowing they have really famous dads….which gives an entitled ego….while hating themselves knowing they aren’t as famous as their parents and that people only pay attention to them because of their parents…not to mention, since they have celeb parents or parent, they often times look good because of solid genetic modifcation…two hot people making some super human through breeding…like they are horses…yet still hate themselves while knowing they look good because they aren’t their parents…not to mention their parents are often times narcissistic assholes so into themselves that they have no time for the kids, but throw money at the kids, making for a very weird situation…I generally want to have sex with….

But this LILY ROSE DEPP girl…she’s fucking great…I don’t care who her parents are, or how bratty she is as she does the LA thing, and I’m not some closet case Depp fan…I just know a hot 18 year old rich kid when I see one…and for that reason alone…I suggest we collectively jerk off to her like we were Edward PENIS Hands…no homo…

She’s flashing panties, which isn’t as much of her soul as I’d like to be looking at….but it’s good…she’s good…

TO SEE THERE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Ariel Winter is Dumpy of the Day

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In case you were wondering….Ariel Winter is still dumpy…

I hope you weren’t wondering that….because I like to think you’re a sophisticated person not even aware of who Ariel Winter is….

You know the kind of brilliant mind who comes to visit my site for my compelling, yet flimsy, useless, yet inspiring, commentary that doesn’t fucking matter….you know as part of your thesis on where the internet has gone wrong or some shit…because you’re smart…and focused…driven and an earner…you have yachts and you fuck models..

Unfortunately, you’re more white trash, woman hating, half retard pervert who still has cable, and who doesn’t know how to read, but instead just knows how to spell “show me your tits” and “send nudes”…..to girls who ignore you because they don’t know how you got their number…and find you weird…when you stare at them on public transit, the mall…or at the shitty job you work…

You know exactly who Ariel Winter is because you’ve been jerking off to her pot belly and newly shaped tits for her young adult life…

Creep.

Well, you’ll be glad to know she’s in a crop top, that’s really a regular size shirt, but it can’t quite make it past her belly and she can’t admit she’s an XL not a XS…you know…girl problems…

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

15

Jun

Madison Beer Forgets To Show Her Tits of the Day

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Madison Beer is some stage parented, social media entity, that has been pushed out there by her mom because they new she had potential as a skinny girl with big tits to lure people like Bieber into signing her – as long as he saw her….so they turned to social media and hustled..creating her personal brand that has done so well for her that she feels like she isn’t obligated to show her big tits that happen to be the only thing people actually care about when it comes to her….weird really..

I guess this is what happens when people become bold…confident…cocky….entitled…less eager….comfortable…and test what happens when you think you’re unstoppable…..

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW