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2017

24

Feb

Bella Thorne’s Still Showing Off her Ass of the Day

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Guess what…Bella Thorne is showing off her ass again…sure she’s milking the same old bikini pics from earlier in the week that we posted here on this very up to date and current celebrity slut site….but it’s still showing off her ass…because a day…or week doesn’t go by where she doesn’t say “i have a great ass, people like my great ass, 15 million people follow my great ass…they say that beauty fades, but if she doesn’t go totally off from the ego, the fame, the no parents, the money…I’m sure her ass will still be worth jerking off to at 30….it’s just the right shape to age right….so 11 more years of her, but hopefully not 11 more years of this site…I mean…imagine I did this for 25 years…that’s fucking ridiculous.

I’d rather just look at her ass than reflect on my pathetic existence.

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2017

24

Feb

Kate Moss See Through Dress of the Day

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Kate Moss is more than just a icon to the gays…or a throwback to all the hipsters obsessed with the 90s…where they wear her on T-shirts and call her amazing…or whatever the catch phrase of the hipster times are….

She’s also the most luxurious half naked dirt bag…who is old, fat, beat up, and tired….but glamourous…

Her probably STD ridden thanks to the last 20 years she’s survived as a rich as fuck top model who fucks some of the creepiest rockstar fucking, doing blow on camera, partying, all while being a rich as fuck single mom living the life of luxury…

I want to smell her pussy to experience the places she’s been on her really amazing journey…

But I don’t mind staring at her tits she busts out all the fucking time….

I normally hate old, fat, washed up women…even though they are easy, low maintenance, just happy you talk to them in their sadness and tears, so appreciative and willing to pay you back with great blowjobs…for an affordable price…..

But this one…is too expensive for my blood, unattainable but still hot.

I’m very into her….

Here’s some photoshoot she did a few weeks ago – or that was released a few weeks ago – because she’s more than just a sheer dress…

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW

2017

24

Feb

Ariel Winter Doesn’t Want you To See Her Tit of the Day

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I wonder what was going on with this way too tight outfit…that I guess she got a size smaller than she actually is…because no girl likes to admit she’s a XXL…especially when she’s barely 5 foot tall…sure she can blame it on her tits being so big she’s had to amputate them or deflate them once…but the truth is it’s all the fucking garbage you eat on set while feeding the emptiness in your soul with craft services on set…you little sugar addict….

But whatever she this dress did to her braless monster tits….she didn’t want you to see it…and she’s an exhibitionist…it’s probably pretty fucking gnarly…or maybe this is her monster face cock tease…

Look at that monster face…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

24

Feb

Lea Michele Still in a One Piece Bikini of the Day

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I don’t know if Lea Michele is pregnant….but if she is that would discount my theory that she’s got a dick…and I’ve spent a bunch of time looking at the crotch of this bikini to see if I see a testicle slip…maybe it’s just a beer belly…because that’s gotta be why she’s in on one pice, unless it’s some tactical outfit that helps her tuck her cock, because if she does have a cock, you know it’d be a big one….she’s just that kind of trans…the celebrity kind….but maybe she’s all woman…and just looks more and more trans the more she tries to jack up her face – attempting to be “prettier”….which for anyone who hates the Jenner / Kardashian look…is actually manlier…yet more and more women keep doing it…werid…

Even her hard nipples are masculine..nice YOGA Form…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER CLICK HERE

Here’s another look at the Lea Dick…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

24

Feb

Nina Agdal Retard Head of the Day

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I’ve been committed to the cause that Nina Agdal is a retard, maybe with Downs Syndrome, which isn’t a bad thing, I prefer people with Downs over most humans, and it would actually be endearing…it would add some dimension to the fact that she’s a vapid, gold digging, Leonardo DiCaprio groupie who tries to fuck him into husband…because it will lead to her living the good life, while putting all importance on materialistic bullshit, because she knows she’s not hot enough to carry this life, she’s just been lucky that she’s been sold to the public by Sports Illustrated…and they believe it…

She’s garbage, she’s a drunken mess – which would be cool without the ego…she’s big and awkward looking and she’s got this face…this weird fucking face….this is shit that remind me of nightmares of being stranged alone in the fucking jungle…only to wake to this saying “put your sperm in me and make me babies like you’re brad cooper and I’m irina”…

It’s weird as fuck

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2017

23

Feb

Bella Thorne in Black Face of the Day

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THAT ACNE FACED / POCK FACED / GINGER FRECKLE FACED racist….all in black face cultural appropriating black America while trying to get LIKES and follows to increase her fame and profile…WEIRD…

All running her minstrel show….all in black face like she’s Al Johnston…in black face…Unless she’s in Orange Face doing the Donald Trump….

Whatever it is, it looks like she was just jerked off on by 12 fucking Orange Julius employees….who have been living off the shit for years…if that’s a thing? I mean I couldn’t think of anything orange…that would cum orange…like her hair….

I kind of like whatever this lubricated face weirdness is – because it’s not a “look how hot my hot ass is cuz I am young and it’s hot”…pic…mixing it up…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

23

Feb

Abbey Clancy Panty Flash and Great Legs of the Day

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Abbey Clancy is some super famous in the UK…she’s a re-branded UK cokehead who dates footballers and who was a lingerie model who went by the name ABIGAIL CLANCY but I guess that was too classy for her, or maybe she dragged it through the mud, or maybe it is too mature and not playful enough now that she’s old as fuck…I guess escorts change their names sometimes…it happens…

She was at the BRIT awards because she’s British and amazing…and her legs long and luxurious…as she flashes her panties thanks to being invited to a red carpet event and maximizing…

I like her…she’s great…

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Rita Ora’s who no one really understands what she does, but they know she’s from the UK…a Glamourous Queen dressed like she’s in a period piece royalty….looking over her people…she’s just that kind of ego…

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CHARLI XCX was there…and who the fuck cares about these British twats…or their awards…with their dumb accents and big mashed potato eating tits…

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Some Mollie King whoever the fuck that is… was there….and I’ll throw her in this British Beef Stew of a post no one cares about…

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Posted in:Abbey Clancy|SFW

2017

23

Feb

Hannah Ferguson Bikini for a Sports Illustrated Lexus Ad of the Day

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Every year…..Sports Illustrated sells a flagship ad to LEXUS, because it’s easy…it’s tradition, these car companies have millions to throw at bullshit…and SI needs the money to produce their magazine shoots, that shit is expensive…..

It doesn’t necessarily sell product or cars for LEXUS…but the advertising world is fucking bullshit, they are all homies, they keep the deal alive, the execs like to hang with models, and they need to spend the money somewhere so why not on this shit..

SO SI recruits one of their hookers in their stable of hookers to do the campaign, and this is what they pull off…and it’s garbage…it really is fucking garbage…I’ve seen better import model pics on instagram…and this model like all their models look fucking old and tired…but it happened…millions of dollars went into this…so appreciate it…or go buy a new LEXUS…you know they need all the help they can get seeing as detached and archaic they are in their marketing efforts….

Advertising industry is such bullshit..

Posted in:Hannah Ferguson|SFW

2017

23

Feb

Torz Reynolds – The Girl Who Cut Off her Finger of the Day

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This girl is crazy. She’s on another level of body modification. She’s one of those people who wants to amputate body parts as part of her body modification, even though there is such thing as when the modification isn’t actually a good thing, usually most of the fucking time, you weirdo emo hipster tattooed up freakshows…

If you were to put this in car perspective, this mod is not quite a paint job, it’s removing one of the breaks to see how well shit fares…because we are born with 10 fingers for a reason…

I’ve seen documentaries on these people who crave being amputees, god fucking knows why, since most amputees hate being amputees, it’s pretty entitled really…like “Omg, I want to be missing limbs also….handicapped spot baby”…..

I guess this is the lowest impact amputation you can do, I mean pinky or little toe…but it’s still strange and probably a gateway to her becoming a torso…which for those of you who can only afford the torso real doll know…it’s where the key body parts we need are…and it makes for a better spinning top on your boner…

But for now…it’s just her finger…and it’s fucked…

FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM HERE

Posted in:SFW|Torz Reynolds

2017

23

Feb

Jessica Biel VS Rainbows of the Day

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Jessica Biel bores me. I just see a weak bitch, who was on TV, made some money, got access to her boy band crush, linked up with him, moved in on him, let him do all he wanted to do, like fuck dudes, cuz he must be gay, waiting around for 10 years…behaving….going to the gym…putting in her time…getting him to propose…married…breeding…and being set for life cuz Timberlake is rich as fuck….

I just never liked her muscles, her fitness, her old tired face…I wasn’t a believer….

So seeing her suck Rainbow like it was the casting director of Seventh Heaven….or Timberlake’s Britney cum and cheeto covered cock….isn’t erotic to me..

But Rainbow erotica is a thing..for the easily pleased….the real perverts…like people in prison who haven’t smelled a woman in years…anything they do with their mouth leads to jerk off material…or like you….weirdo…

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