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2017

22

Feb

Jenna Jameson Takes on the Muslims and Defends the KKK of the Day

The headline going around is that Jenna Jameson is shitting on muslims because they remind her of her porn producers that made her a lot of money and told her how great she was over and over again because they were using her to make money themselves…because because porn is a weird place, especially now, of broken women trying to find validation, and loving being the center of attention, for doing the dumbest fucking work ever, like getting fucked day after day….until they get banged out and forgotten…most not as lucky as Jenna Jameson to have early to the internet membership site model…and thus able to bank tons of money for her and her husband who went on to start a bunch of other websites…because they figured out the internet HUSTLE..

Well after falling into drugs and craziness, like real craziness, I guess she’s pulled herself back together and fixed all the breaks in her soul from the career of being an important force in porn…which really isn’t saying much, it’s just saying girl fucked on camera…and well…she’s making headlines for shitting on Muslims, because she’s Jewish and Jews hate Muslims…and then defending the KKK, only to retract that, but not before the media picked up on her and called her a KKK sympathizer..which would be weird considering she’s Jewish..and if I learned anything from Jerry Springer in the 90s, it’s that the KKK hate Jews more than Blacks because Jews can blend in…and in Jenna Jameson’s case…can be jerked off to without knowing she’s a jew…because I guess she had her Jewish tail amputated…right?

I am not defending Jenna Jameson, I don’t give a fuck about her opinion on anything…but I figure it’s making headlines, It’s funny, she’s a broken retired pornstar, who is now working some weird activism…and it’s entertaining….not dick in vagina while she moans annoyingly with her dumb porn tits entertaining…but she’s old now…so probably a better use of her time…and fingers..and mouth…and I guess shattered pussy she’s keeping in her fitness pants…

Good times.. These probably aren’t in order and probably better that way…

She’s also pregnant because someone married her and knocked her up again – I am surprised she’s able to get pregnant…maybe it’s some archival cum that’s filled her up years ago…paternity test this shit…

Posted in:Jenna Jameson|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

Bella Thorne just keeps bringing it…as far as I’m concerned…this is bringing it…it doesn’t take much to bring it…the mindset of all you perverts is treat the internet like a picture book…so as long as there’s a young girl with a hot body producing selfie porn…we’re good…she’s good…pushing 15 million followers good…despite probably being the worst kind of broken…which is also good…just irritating…to listen to when it talks..which we don’t have to deal with while staring at her tits in a see through shirt…

Here she is in a bikini from yesterday…..lookin hot..

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Alexis Ren’s in Bathing Suits of the Day

Alexis Ren is an aggressive, hungry, 18 year old instagram model with millions of followers…who has pretty much gone viral…because she has a boyfriend who produces great content of her ass…even softcore porn content of her ass…who will be very upset when she dumps him for Bieber…in a dude’s too young to realize how these opportunist girls work….they just use you until they’ve exhausted your resources…only to take their hotness to another guy…

Here she is in swimsuits..it is kinda her thing….

She did a SI Swim casting call…no one cared…so she didn’t get into the magazine…what a loser…if swimsuits are your thing and you’re not in SI SWIM…what a fail….and failure…is something I can relate to and console while looking at her ass..

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Amanda Cerny Yoga Pose Tapping into her Playboy Pre-Vine Roots of the Day

Vine Star and Playboy model named Amanda Cerny who gets million dollar brand deals…even though she was naked in Playboy on her quest to be famous…naked pics you can google and find…because she did do Playboy….before becoming the VINE star…before VINE exploded…and got that following on other social channels because she really wanted that fame…and here she is…doing YOGA Poses…reminiscent of her sexualizing herself for success..success she’s found and cashed in on…because media, advertising, and all this shit is a fucking scam….and because she’s flexible…

Posted in:Amanda Cerny|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Angelina Jolie Eats a Tarantula of the Day

I would feel inadequate as a blogger, something I hate admitting that I do….but this is a blog…if I didn’t post this Angelina Jolie eating a Tarantula that I saw yesterday… HERE ….and ignored…

I realize that I am from the Angelina Jolie era and the last 3 people reading the site would care about this…it’s not that hot…I prefer her heroin addict leaked videos and tits before they were cut off..

Posted in:Angelina Jolie|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Kelly Brook 1998 Photoshoot of the Day

Kelly Brook…wasn’t fat in 1998…

Just a heads up…and reminder that all girls with massive tits…grow into their tits by the time they are 40…like Kelly Brook…

Who’s Kelly Brook? I know…who cares…but here she is 1998…when she was hotter and fucking more strategically…

Here is some pics from her instagram…one pic…of her big Kelly Brook now fat and old – trying to make it in America….with her monster tits….but it’s not working out for her…but all the pro athletes she fucked in UK….still remember passing

Posted in:Kelly Brook|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Daisy Lowe Daddy Issue Tits in a Dress of the Day

Daisy Lowe is at a fancy event…

I don’t know whether I like the daddy issues that I know she’s got – after being raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission – who understands if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…excpet maybe the kid, because sure money and connections is one thing, it helps but not having a dad in your formative years and having Gwen Stefani as a jealous step mom

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2017

21

Feb

Kylie Jenner Stomach Wrap of the Day

I know this bitch is getting paid millions to be putting a stupid on her fat stomach that doesn’t really compete with her liposuction she gets on the regular to maintain this flat stomach bullshit monster who doesn’t look human…because she isn’t human…she’s half Karadashian, possibly full Kardashian, I’m convinced she’s Kim’s clone made in the lab with their millions and Bruce’s pussy making surgeon….but the whole thing Kardashian is terrible…

Seeing her getting paid to put a diaper on her stomach like it’s a medical device and not be ashamed of this…is the equivalent of her taking a giant shit on her social media…the next paid post idea for this fucking puppet…who looks like a puppet…

Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

21

Feb

Mariah Carey’s Whale Tail of the Day

Here’s a little, or rather a large, Mariah Carey showing the world her whale tail, like it was the late 90s and she was in Low Rise jeans with her thong up over her hips, as the girls used to dress…and will dress again…but the hipsters are still in the early 90s in their clothing options…and haven’t quite got to 1999…pre Y2k…the future…but they will…they always do…and let Mariah Carey, who I don’t think is channeling her youth, or the years she was the most relevant, right before she went mental….I think she’s just a bigger girl in clothing that’s too small…you’ll see this happen at grocery stores, or really everywhere a fat chick bends….but I like to think it’s well thought out fashion…since Mariah Carey is so with it…and by with it, I mean crazy, medicated, and about to lose her mind again….that is what happens when people get super rich, super famous and get fans and surround themselves with people who suck up to them…they become everything wrong in the world…but as Mariah Carey proves…sometimes that can lead to everything right…like this WHALE TAIL…moment of inspiration…just stare at it, get lost in it….

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Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2017

20

Feb

Anastasia Ashley VS Ariel Winter – Snake Whispers of the Day

It was the weekend of snakes…Here’s a little “who wore it better”….the Snake Edition….because I fucking hate snakes as much as I hate celebrities, or snakey sluts trying to be celebrities, or sluts who don’t like being called sluts because it’s slut shaming in a world where being a slut should be empowering and get you work….or a rich boyfriend and it usually does…

I hate a lot of things…but as a general blanket statement, I hate humans and the direction of humanity as a whole…this whole fame thing is just out of control thanks to social media…and I get getting rich while dudes you’ll never fuck give you a thumbs up…all day…pretty good deal…I mean why get a real job.

Especially when you’re Ariel Winter, who was basically thrown into this by evil parents who wanted to cash the fuck in on her, only to become a fetish for real weird dudes….

So my vote’s with Professional surfer, instagram surf ass who is now Discovery’s Naked and Afraid – Naked in the Jungle Anastasia Ashley and the Snake or……but it was really no contest because that because Fat slob Ariel Winter……and her Boyfriend….are the worst…overrated weirdness I’ll never understand…even if she’s the more famous one…

Posted in:Anastasia Ashely|SFW