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2016

19

May

Petra Nemcova’s Bikini Photoshoot of the Day

I want to Tsunami all over her womb….with my dick…only instead of trapping her in a tree while her fiance gets washed away…never to come between us…I want to trap her in my basement…so I can have her all for myself….and she ends with her pregnant…if she’s not too old for that…so that like the last Tsunami, she can have nightmares about it for the rest of her life….

You can never have too many TSUNAMIS…..

She’s in Cannes, she’s in a bikini, she’s resurfaced after being off the radar for a while, something she’s becoming known for, we call it CLASSIC Petra…”where did she go”….”did you look up the tree”….and I guess in everything she does…it’s to keep her lost Fiance’s memory alive…even photoshoots with other photographers…like they did together..like he didn’t matter…like life can go on without him…because it can and it does…

I like her hair, it looks cum curled…my favorite.

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2016

19

May

Kate HUdson Too Old to be in Shape Magazine of the Day

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The most impressive thing about Kate Hudson is that her well versed pussy, a pussy that had been working the Hollywood scene since she was probably 14 or 15, thanks to her parents being Vapid celebrities who don’t really care so much about traditional parenting, but know their kids have it made and can really do nothing if they want, party if they want, or become hit comedic actresses through family friends…if they want….

We all know what Kate Hudson chose, getting knocked up young by an old man she met at a rock show…and carrying that behavior dating everyone all while financing her lifestyle with shitty fucking movies that paid well….I always saw her as a young mom who probably didn’t raise her own kid…a beat up vagina at a young age….far too stretched out for my micropenis…so I never really bothered paying attention…

But now she’s in Shape Magazine at 40, a magazine for people in their 40s, perfect for a star who only people in their 40s would care to read up on…

She can pull this well lit, well shot even if the pics are lame…now that she’s got fake tits…and a toned mom body….but she’s still photoshopped so hard that you can’t see her broken soul….

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2016

19

May

Selena Gomez Trending with Ripping Up “Marry Justin Sign” of the Day

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Selena Gomez is fucking annoying…..

She’s a media manipulator, one of the more brilliant, Disney trained with a team of the industry’s best and highest paid…so anything and everything she does is a fucking lie for attention…including all the Bieber shit…and the slutty titty focused tits…and playing up that she had a chemo treatment for her lupus…and it works, she’s making huge money, when really she’s average at best on all fronts…an average singer, average dancer, average actor…but rich enough and smart enough to get everything lined up properly so the moron consumer buys into it…

She’s on tour in Canada, selling out shows, and the video of her ripping up this “Marry Bieber” poster that she probably planted in the audience so that people would talk about it…or maybe she’s just so mad that people only care about Bieber and the fact he stuck his dick in her when she was leveraging his underage ass to get more audience and keep her career alive…but whether it’s legit, and it’s not, or played up because it is…or not..it’s so fucking stupid..but not as stupid as a 46 year old man writing about it…

I know, I suck at life..

I guess this is a week old video – I’ve probably already posted but it was trending on facebook so I figure I’ll try to fit in with the evil that is Facebook, the same evil that promotes SELENA in your newsfeed because she sucks Zuckerberg dick…

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2016

19

May

Niykee Heaton’s On Set in a Bikini of the Day

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Youtuber – turned signed music artist – turned social media slut who loves showing off her tits and ass to black guys and white guys who want to be black guys because that’s how the pop culture pop music charts work now….I guess it’s part of her marketing…doing the whole

From what I remember – she got a record deal from Justin Timberlake a bunch of years ago for a cover she did of his song, trying to be like the other child molesting pervert popstar Usher, only going for a girl, because it’s less gay that way….

I don’t know why she has no hit songs, or why she’s not a Bieber, but that’s a good thing because that taste of fame and huge audience has allowed her to tap into her inner thirst… a thirst that like so many stars before her keeps people talking about her, because no one cares about the music anymore man…

She’s in a bikini -filming a video maybe – working on being the next Rihanna like every single girl who sings….

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2016

19

May

The Blake Lively LA Face Oakland Booty Racism of the Day

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I saw the pictures of a pregnant Blake Lively in this tight dress, a theme sh’es been carrying out while at Cannes….because I guess she doesn’t think she’s too pregnant to pull it off…she’s still in the stage of you can bang her and cum in her without any concern of knocking her up…not that knocking up Blake Lively would be a problem unless you’re richer than Blake Lively…because if you’re not, you can be set for fucking life…but she’s not fucking people who aren’t richer than her, so it’s a non issue…just a fantasy…a really bad fantasy for people into Deadpool and wanting all he has..including cumming all over his unborn fetus before the bitch is too fucking disgusting to stick a dick in…because breeding is always the fucking worst…

What is an issue, is that she posted “LA Face and Oakland Booty”…and the internet is mad, because it’s racist and reference to black ass…even though white people live in Oakland, white people have fat asses, and it’s probably a fucking song lyric..

It’s trending on Facebook, I saw it on blogs yesterday, I don’t follow her on social media, or care…

But her public apology that she’s probably already made is as funny as me being sued by a panty supplier…

It’s pretty ridiculous that this is a thing, or that bitch would even make that comment, what doesn’t she just call herself “nig rich” or something…while she’s at it…

However…it’s probably her PR team trying to get press for her new movie where she’s wet on a rock tormented by sharks…erotic..something her baby probably feels in her womb.

Not to mention, what’s an LA face, one with a face injected with fillers, too much make-up…haggard rich women who look like washed up pornstars? Amazing.

TO SEE PICTURES OF HER BIG PREGNANT ASS IN CANNES – IN A BLUE DRESS – CLICK HERE

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2016

18

May

Miley Cyrus Clever Nipple on Instagram of the Day

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Everyone who is anyone knows that Miley Cyrus is a young genius, who has a team of young geniuses, with a capacity to identify the morons of the world and exploit the fuck out of them, taking their money, filling their stadiums, like some kind of evangelical…in a faithless, religionless world of dumb, vapid assholes…

So part of her campaign, or fake persona is a weed smoking, nipple freeing, tumblr feminist…and she’s figured out the classic “nudity in reflection” that was huge on EBAY listings years ago…with a little “see my nipples, but not in a shameless way the evil hired censors will notice”…not like they’d delete Miley’s account, apps NEED celebs using them to be relevant…losing miley would be bad business, not that Zuckerberg cares…he’s already bigger than god…doing the whole exploit idiots by giving them basic digital social tools and a platform to do it.

What a scam…

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2016

18

May

Margot Robbie’s Mert & Marchs Vouge US Film of the DAy

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Here’s a video of Margot Robbie bragging about her 5 bedroom house – because she’s the biggest fucking star of our generation. No one I’ve spoke to really understand how she happened, or why she happened, she sort of just happened. It was like Naked chick in Wolf of Wall Street now she’s fucking everywhere…

From Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad, to Harley Quinn in her recently announced spinoff, to Jane in Tarzan, to every major role….all out of no where..

Well, she’s also in VOGUE US, in this film, looking as big in body as she is in career…big girl making it in this plus sized loving world…and all you fuckers are her huge fans…

Highlight of the video is when she takes a shit in the video…but people will probably like her talking about how amazing she is – trying to be silly…but the real answer is where is her Australian accent….

All hate aside, it’s solid video. I dig it but still think Robbie is Overrated.

Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2016

18

May

Marloes Horst for Love & Lemons Summer of the Day

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Love & Lemons is killing it…

Cheesy instgram coloring and light flares…but the bitches they use are fucking hot..and in lingerie…cheesy…and it’s still tame and commercial, Christian friendly, and even dull, but it’s close to erotic with a hot chick half naked and that’s good to me….I require very little to consider something relevant…

I don’t know why they would use a Victoria’s Secret model, to help promote Victoria’s Secret, because I guess Victoria’s Secret destroys all lingerie brands and probably finances this brand but they’d never tell you that…the instagram models buy this specifically because it is not Victoria’s Secret…

There are thousands of hot girls that are Marloes Horst – VS MODEL…why!!???

Sure, she’s great, she looks good half naked, she’s been trained by the best to do this precise stand around half naked thing, but she’s probably expensive as fuck, when so many other girls could pull it off – it’s not like this requires any real skill..

Either way, these are the pics to showcase why Love & Lemons is the most popular lingerie brand on social media…killin’ it…but not themselves…

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2016

18

May

Ariel Winter Dressed Up Like a Bum Househunting of the Day

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What a sloppy dumpy bitch. It’s like put some fucking effort into your look. This body shaming, body positive, look at me I’m fat and I’m proud, even after cutting off my massive tits, to reshape them into decently perkier tits, NIPPLES POINTING UP TITS….has created a generation of people who don’t get dressed up for anything but a selfie….

If you leave your house, girls everywhere are pretty much walking around in their pyjamas but not even the good pyjamas…the girl on her period eating chips or cookies on the couch while complaining for you to bring them a class of juice pyjamas…

This girl is rich, she’s on TV, she’s famous and she’s out househunting…at 18..for what is probably a 3 million dollar house..and this is how she presents herself…like a homeless person who has given up – when she’s already fucking won at 18…

I find it offensive..it reminds me of an era where celebrities would actually get dressed for their appointments…what the fuck is happening to humanity…

She’s not wearing a bra and you can see her nipple though….which is better than the skid mark shit stains on her sweatpants you can’t see….but you know is there because she’s a nasty little pig.

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2016

18

May

Kylie Jenner See Through of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is shameless whore from a shameless whore family who does shameless whore things like her shameless whore family and she’s not even cute when she does it – she looks like a doughy cartoon character – all weirdly shaped and jacked up with injections – really giving the youth a great role model…because she is shoved down their throats, selling them product, the family’s answer to hip hop being very popular…the avon lady…puppet…

I actually dig it – it’s called media manipulation and it panders to the retards who defend and support some asshole like the Jenner without remembering they are a bunch of assholes to begin with and they are just out to make money.

I think it’s disgusting to fuck with people on that level of pretending to be TRANS or whatever, but all the supporters are such idiots and they know it, so wathcing the world buy into anything these people say and believing in it…is great..they are reality stars..and by default…the fucking worst species of human…

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