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2016

22

Apr

Josephine Skriver Victoria Secret Robot of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a robot that was biologically engineered in a lab. I am not saying that because she’s hot as fuck, or because she’s got a great body, like some kind of nerd who jerks off to weird science.. I am saying it because she was actually bio engineered like a science experiment by her biologist and homsexual father and his lesbian friend’s egg…that you know selected her hair, eye, and body type…all with a contract funded by Victoria’s Secret…to ensure they will one day have their own human camp – making these girls…it’s cheaper than paying yearly contracts…up on some Hitler shit right…exactly…that’s how Corporations work. They are devils…and they distract us with these temptress goddesses…

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2016

21

Apr

Phoebe Price and Ana Braga Do DrunkStepfather Snapchat of the Day

Phoebe Price and Ana Braga may not mean that much to you, or really to anyone, but they are both delicate angels sent from heaven to me…they are my queens. They are my goddesses. They are perfect. They are everything right in the world. I love them.

I defend their honor on the regular, because they both hold a magical place in my heart and that place is that they were doing this “get in the tabloid hustle” long before social media. They were getting bikini pics or wild and crazy outfit pics shot by the paparazzi for the last 15 years…and they keep on going, navigating the world…

Some could argue that their approach is obsolete because of this DIY self promotion on social media…but I think there is pure, amazing, skill involved in being compelling enough for the paparazzi to post you…anyone can take a selfie..

In being fun, not taking things to seriously, jokers and babes…who may not be at their first rodeo but with experience are amazing….they agreed to take over my snapchat and I felt like I’ve won..because I have won…

So I posted the story so it lives forever, as snapchat kills content…and this is my snapchat follow it because there’s more to come…including you…unfortunately…

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Posted in:Ana Braga|Phoebe Price|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Bella Thorne’s Nipple of the Day

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Someone asked me what my obsession with Bella Thorne is….

I don’t have a Bella Thorne obsession. I don’t even know who Bella Thorne is….I just like that blogs went nuts when she turned 18, despite never really doing anything that any grown man should be aware of, ever…

I like that as a girl who is trying to make it as an actor, she relies on being as much of a cocktease as she can without it being too obvious, or maybe it’s satire and it’s overly obvious, so that she can approach her whoring, that is still whoring as humor..

I don’t really care about her tranny looking face, or her hard fitness in the gym everyday body, I think she looks 40…pretending to be 18…which brings up what I actually like about her..is that she could be 40 pretending to be 18 and she’s winning at it…all it takes is some low level exploitation of her tits…and ass…and it works…

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Possible nipple?

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2016

21

Apr

RIP Motherfucker the Prince had AIDS Edition of the Day

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Get ready for your social media to lose it’s fucking shit…because Price was found dead at 57, possibly in a murder suicide with CHINA…

The worst thing about Prince’s death is that people are going to be as annoying as they were about Michael Jackson’s death / David Bowie’s death…

Prince was actually a brilliant producer, started out young, accomplished alot, was fucked by the music industry and a great loss to the music industry and all that…but fuck…listening to people write their Prince stories is just going to be so fucking tedious…because people like acting personally effected by shit…and it’s the fucking worst….

End of an era…

The story is that he died of AIDS. I guess it is a Death Sentence..when you’re religious and don’t treat it…

According to a person extremely close to the situation, the celebrity, who is known for having a very extreme sexual past reportedly contracted the illness sometime in the 1990s. He kept the illness quiet but began taking his medication religiously up until about 2 years ago. Here’s what we’re told by a VERY trusted entertainment insider:

[The celebrity] believed that he was cured, and he had some crazy [religious] people who told him that God cured him. So he stopped taking his medication and the sickness came back. Now doctors say he’s dying, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

If Prince died of AIDS that he got in the early 90s, why did he pull the Rock Hudson and not use his celebrity to educate and finance a cure?I find that irresponsible. Could have saved lives, helped find a cure, instead went reclusive. Kinda shitty way to deal with a terminal disease that could save people. Selfish really, even if he’s a Jehovah’s witness and doesn’t believe int he disease…

Here’s a cover of CREEP that DIGG’s clickbait said they cried over – like a bunch of pussies…

Apparently, there are 1000 recorded songs in a vault, that were never released because of his constant fight and hate of Record labels…So you haven’t heard the end of Prince.

Now they are saying drug overdose…who knows – but here’s a video of him kicking Kim K off the stage.

Here’s a meme…

Posted in:Prince|RIP Motherfucker|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Ariel Winter Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter has tits….despite cutting off her tits and she wants you to know she’s still got tits despite cutting off her tits…because she’s chubby and chubby girls can sometimes have big tits…at least the lucky chubby girls….because a fate worse than death is being a fat chick with no tits…it makes you have no redeeming factor…in this case, the 18 year old had too much tit, wanted them to be reshaped and made to be manageable tit, tit that she can still show off for her fans who have been watching her tits grow to abnormal sizes since she was prepubescent…sitcom watchers are weird…and I think she’s proving that tit lives matter, even when for a while, we thought she murdered the fuckers..

I care zero about this girl…not my kind of body, look, vibe, anything…so to me she’s just the titty monster.

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2016

21

Apr

Bar Refaeli Pregnant Bikini Pic of the Day

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Pregnant Bar Refael in a bathing suit, because she’s a bathing suit model trying to hold onto all she knows, or maybe she’s selling pregnancy product from her brand of bathing suits…it’s how she still monetizes being a Victoria’s Secret model, and more importantly her famous relationship with LEO, as one of the first models in modern years we remember him fucking, but definitely not the first model he fucked…he’s been fucking in the scene the last 30 years…there’s been some shit that his dick has gone into…but I shit that I guess Bar didn’t get based on the pregnancy, because she’s pregnant and not hysterectomied..from the HPV vagina cancer / celebrity strain of herpes, etc…

I generally like Bar as a representation of what jewish girls can be – hope for jewish guys who need to marry jewish girls to please their family tradition…but more importantly, seeing as I am not Jewish..I like her tits, even though they are in the 30s and expired…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Kate Upton Legs of the DAy

Remember – Just because you’re an overrated plus sized model…so overrated that you’re not even considered plus sized by the media despite the size of your back and belly…and tits…massive fucking tits…

You can still have skinny legs…

Fascinating…I know…

#Science…

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Posted in:Kate Upton|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Pregnant Victoria’s Secret Models in Magazines of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo are both Victoria’s Secret created models – who have really only worked with Victoria’s Secret from day one in their career and who have gone onto do other things coordinated by Victoria’s Secret, because that’s how they manage and leverage their hookers….

They’ve already recruited new girls, who probably have a “DON’T GET PREGNANT” clause in their contract, but these two, Behati and Candice have been recruited to do their Maternity Line of lingerie and Bathing suits, seeing as they can’t do shit without permission from the brand that owns them, I wouldn’t even be surprised if they were forced to get pregnant to be the launch pad for the new line of maternity gear.

Never trust evil corporations or the models they make….So apparently, they want to keep them

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Behati Prinsloo in Some Magazine…

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Jojo Tits of the Day

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Jojo is using some snapchat filters for her fans, I hate snapchat filters…they are for idiots who don’t know how to produce content that is interesting or compelling…but when you constantly want to get as much attention as possible…you need to keep things compelling with tits…I mean who gives a fuck about Jojo the jailbait from decades ago trying to keep it together.

I wonder how many sites or basic dudes are going to write “who’s looking at the snapchat filter”….because she’s showing off her tits…with a face like that it taps into the alien fetishists in the most annoying way and tits are meant to be stared at and any silly face they make, or make their trendy phone apps make, doesn’t matter, because it’s about the tits…the tits…tits…

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2016

21

Apr

Rihanna’s See Through Photoshoot to Support her New Video of the Day

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People think I’m insane because I find nipples are boring…I mean if I am being ridden by a hooker before killing her, they’re ok to suck on, bite on, pinch…and even if I am walking down the street, as if I really walk, but if I did and saw some feminists devaluing the market price of their nipples by giving them for free, over saturating nipples pics, nipples everywhere for their bullshit cause, instead of taking the money and investing that money into their bullshit feminist cause…like smart people….

But I’ve seen Rihanna’s tits, I’ve seen this video, it’s played out, I’ll look at the pics to support the video, but not that exciting…this looks like everything on instagram….but with Rihanna…

Here’s the videos

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