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2016

04

May

Constance Jablonski for Glamour France of the DAy

I think I am being forced to do this post on Constance Jablonski…because when I was laying in bed sexting at 11 am this morning….the first thing in my facebook feed was Constance Jablonski,…and I clicked on her page thinking “why am I friends with Constance Jablonski,”….only to discover I am not her friend, or her facebook friend, but I follow her without any memory of following her…I mean I barely even remember the name Constance Jablonski…..but turns out she was a one timer at Victoria’s Secret, the theme of the day…

The kind of girl, straight from FRANCE, who used her tits, which in France is called her bathing suit top, to get into the media…but unlike Candice Swanepoel the mall brand doesn’t keep them on board…but the model…will forever be allowed to tell people she once peddled sweatshop made over priced mall sold garbage…like being the Queen of Walmart quality…with a bit more prestige…

She’s now in Glamour France…not exciting – but it happened…

My favorite thing about France isn’t this shoot, this model, or the French language…it’s the passion that leads to ANAL on the first encounter…these girls are SEXUAL.

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2016

04

May

Emily Osment Cleavage of the Day

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I have this theory about Emily Osment and that is that she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….

Up on some Caitlin Jenner hustle, where tits get hits at any age or genital…people love tits and are forgiving about tits…

You know a statement that PUBERTY killed him, but it makes most girls relevant, so why not participate and change your fate…

That is my theory…and here he is showing some tit…

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2016

04

May

Kylie Jenner of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is the young, fat, Kim Kardashian clone we can assume this rich garbage family created in the dumpster outside their basement plastic surgery clinic, you know that grew out of some flesh or fat Kim K cut off, or maybe she is Kim’s illegitimate child she gave the mom to raise as her own, because she’s just as disgusting looking, she’s just as mangled and plastic surgery ridden, she’s only 18 and hardly looks like her dad Caitlin…

I think it’s unfortunate that these cunts exist, that they work, that they are celebrated marketing vehicles for brands…

But I really think it’s unfortunate that these private jets are supposed to be unsafe…yet they rarely crash when the people you want to be in them when they crash are in them….

The amazing thing about Kylie Jenner is that she’s trending on my FACEBOOK – for “posting a picture of her legs”….because FACEBOOK controls the media and feed us all this shit…they are a public company with Shareholders…

I guess the other amazing thing is that she’s dissing BALMAIN publicly after they pay her and her sister – they must be happy about that…

“Check out my awesome dress I got paid 100k to wear….Oh Fuck It’s Garbage…LIKE ME”…

All I gotta say is too bad the cuts on her leg, weren’t her throat…bledding it out…

HOW IS THIS NEWS…

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2016

04

May

Bella Thorne is Still at it of the Day

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I’ve been avoiding Bella Thorne the last little while….it was just too much of the same shit over and over again and I was tired of it…

There are only so many times I can post a girl who claims to be 18, but looks 45 with decent not very offensive controlled BOTOX and fillers…and realistic looking fake tits…

She is out there being subtle slutty in her social media, the pervert fans are into it, loving it, celebrating her…because their lives are that boring, pathetic and depressing…all while she’s sitting there laughing at how stupid and basic humans are…it’s so easy to win them over…all it takes is cleavage selfies and squats….maintaining this just being a girl…not being slutty insta whore…yet being a famewhoring instagram whore…SO CLEVER…

I just find it boring, where can you go from here, her personality isn’t strong enough and all this shit is all the fucking same…I need more than a selfie to feel complete in my soul…I need sex tapes and spread asses…she’s still a Disney Star, not quite there yet…but it’ll happen…she’s just that kind of well trained child of stage parents…

Here’s her famewhoring, tail riding, hipster garbage sister…and her big tits…doing a shit quality photoshoot hoping to get some of the Bella Throne spillover..

TO SEE PAPARAZZI PICS OF HER IN TIGHT CLOTHING CLICK HERE HERE HERE

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2016

04

May

Maitland Ward’s May the Fourth Tribute of the Day

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I was going to write in the MORNING HANGOVER DUMP or the STEPLINKS how annoying social media is, or will be, because of the whole MAY THE 4th Be With You statuses, but luckily, I avoid social media most days, so I don’t have to be influenced or affected by all the terrible idiots I am following or connected with – yet hate because they are idiots, the same as all other idiots, polluting my peaceful days…with their basic, uninteresting, uncreative bullshit…

But leave up to Maitland, my friend who I rely on for low level fame-whoring stunts, like dressing up for her NERD audience, doing the whole May the Fourth thing with her tits…big tits…big old lady tits..

The thing is that you can’t hate her for knowing her audience, the people who care about her are people who jerked off to her on Boy Meets World, where she played the hot girlfriend…in the 90s…so that kind of fan…is a very very very special kind of Autistic…socially awkward and sad…so if this brings them joy…she’s done good….because everyone deserves joy…not the Jennifer Lawrence movie, that shit looks terrible…but you know what I mean…and that is that Maitland’s good to her fans and more importantly…her tits are huge…

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2016

04

May

Nadine Leopold in a BIkini of the Day

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I follow Nadine Leopold on snapchat, I have no idea why, I don’t even really know who Nadine Leopold is, but apparently she’s a “model” from Sweden, who did Victoria’s Secret once or twice, which was enough for her to appeal to get her US Work Visa and live in NYC and work on what’s important…rich guys…

On her snapchat, she’s ZERO funny, ZERO interesting, yet she is front row at every sports game…

She even flew to LA to see Kobe’s last game, and fly to Coachella on a helicopter…

She is everything you’d expect for a hot blonde girl who needs her rent paid in America and who knows rich guys love having hot girls around them…paying for them…buying them shit…and covering their rent…

She probably isn’t deserving of a post, she’s that low level, but she’s probably not that bad, she’s probably charismatic, or funny or fun to have around…

I mean why say no to the good life when thirsty dudes are handing it to you…it’s not prostitution…it’s just living and having a great time…can’t hate that…as long as she keeps up the half nakedness…

She’s cute, but nothing incredible or life changing…so many girls look like this..but none that are riding my dick…

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2016

04

May

Chloe Grace Moretz in Instyle UK of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is in Instyle UK’s June 2016 issue because Chloe Grace Moretz is one some Publicity tour, probably promoting a movie, because Hollywood is pretty boring, typical, not so creative run by a handful of people who like a handful of people and constantly use them in their average at best content…

They don’t look at talent or dig for the best out there, they just take what’s handed to them and that already has a bit of an Audience…

It’s boring, but this shoot is kind of fun, except that they put her in a recycling bin, assuming people will re-use her because it’s better and more efficient than finding new people…while I’d prefer if she was thrown in a garbage can…a message a prefer…

I guess what I’m saying is…I don’t like Chloe Grace Moretz…I have no idea why because her face is great…but maybe I just hate what she represents and that is that you perverts masturbated to her when she was underage – and that’s wrong.

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2016

04

May

Kendall Jenner for V Magazine of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is being marketed as a TOP MODEL….and is getting jobs TOP MODELS once got, but we can only blame the media for that.

It’s up there with the TRUMP situation, that as a Canadian I don’t really have an opinion on, other than the simple fact that America is dumbed down, into social media and don’t know quality or substance, they just know or understand pop culture and commercial mainstream success and like drones follow the leader…

But the media, journalists, people who are educated and supposed to be behind the scenes informing the people are just as PC and retarded as the people digesting the content….

So instead of saying Kendall is a vapid little cunt, with an unmemorable look or face, but she happens to be the better looking skinny one from the horrible marketing machine that is the Kardashians…the shittiest brand in America..that America created and made rich as fuck….

Instead of saying brands only use her for her following, because they know she wants to be a model, and that magazine want to be on her good side so she tags them on instagram….instead of saying she’s a fucking lie…they perpetuate it..

I assume you that you only know what kendall looks like because they’ve showed her to you 40-50 times a day – and not because she’s inspiring or perfect for the shoot or campaign…

It’s exposure I hope leads to her premature death…because this low quality shit must end…

GARBAGE….V Magazine have historically been the biggest suck ups to celebrities to get hits…they are fucking garbage…they can try to make shit seem artistic or high concept – but when you cast a cunt like kendall, a fucking commerical puppet, it’s a fucking ad..

THIS IS AN AD!!!!

DIE DIE DIE

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2016

03

May

Elizabeth Olsen the Hot Olsen Twin in Elle of the Day

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Elizabeth Olsen reminds me of a question I ask every single girl I come across, usually in person but sometimes under my breath, but for the most part in my head…and that very important question is “WHY AREN’T YOU NAKED”…

Seriously…there is so much more to life than wearing various outfits that just represent polution and consumption in a magazine…like getting naked…

But then again I am the kind of guy who gets mad at girls when I find out they showered and didn’t send me documentation…a pervert…not interested in studio pics…but more into naked…obvious…I know…but if it was so obvious why the fuck isn’t she doing it…

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2016

03

May

Kendall Jenner See Through Slut of the Day

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It amazes me that in this smut filled world we live in…you know one filled with porn…and trashy celebrated rich kids with sex tapes….with cheating politicians, church leaders and perverts fucking everywhere…..and tech companies that have tricked the public to have no privacy, to be tracked and to push stories and product to the idiots through little retard devices and an interface that presents itself as “fun” or “connecting with friends…..

Allowing people like Kendall Jenner…to exist…

She’s average, you only know her because they’ve push her on us – 40 times a day….and it almost makes that purist, civilized, Jesus loving approach of the 50s seem a lot more decent…

I like storylines that involve the wife burning the roast on TV, not dad becoming a mom after sister got fucked by a black guy…

Where have we all gone wrong…where is America….

Kendall Jenner is garbage…but like Trump…and social media that made her…represents everything AMERICAN…

These pics were sent in by a reader who will remain nameless…something we wish would happen to Kendall – she’s garbage…