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2016

10

May

Charlotte McKinney’s In a Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is a set of tits….

That’s it…that’s all…just tits…on a host body…that’s not even that great..but those tits…are tits…and because they are tits…they have gone viral, are celebrated and booking jobs….in what we can assume means hollywood movies like Baywatch and shows like Dancing with the Stars are misogynists who only value a woman for her tits…since that’s all Charlotte McKinney is…yet she still exists in the media…

Down with the Partriarchy…

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2016

10

May

Selena Gomez Fucks with Orlando Bloom and Does Marie Claire of the Day

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Selena Gomez is doing whatever she can to get in the media, including but not limited to fucking up to an cuddling up to Orlando Bloom the actor you assumed was Gay because he dates Katy Perry…

Maybe this is some catty Taylor Swift coordinated scandal to go up against Katy Perry, and publicly embarrass her, or maybe it is a bi-product of Selena’s boyfriend Beiber fucking Orlando’s wife and baby momma Miranda Kerr a bunch of years ago – an incident I was first to report…because I’m so good at this modern journalism…

Maybe it’s just a scandal to get into the news…as these things happen…because all these idiots are connected like some terrible high school we all watch…

Maybe I am ashamed of myself for participating in this nonsense…

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Selena Gomez is doing all she can to get in as much media placement or attenton as possible – hoping to fill up the seats at her new concert tour that has just started….where she will love songs about being an independent child star trained by Disney who had a fake romance with Justin Beiber that she continues to milk because it’s the best PR stunt she’s had to date…

I don’t care for Selena Gomez or her shitty pop music that gets produced because she has a huge fan base – and because people have no taste – and because music producers know how to trick people into liking or thinking they like songs – because humans are pretty fucking basic minds…and the figurehead the attach to the song, who is more a dancing, well trained puppet…

Music and Live Shows makes more money than acting – so this is her cashing in, feeding her ego, and doing press for that tour…she’s shameless..

Here’s the shoot:

Here’s the video…

Here’s some GIFs where you can see that when she’s not photoshopped, her LUPUS bloat is on point – with the pudgy little attention seeking face…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

10

May

Bella Hadid in Some MAgazine of the Day

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Here’s some bootleg sister in a pair of underwear jacked up into her vagina – to keep it all in place after THe Weeknd banged it out….

You see, I know people he fucks while dating “Bella Hadid” and they say he’s got a big dick, and I guess you’d have to when you sing in such a high pitched angelic tone…

Sure my sources may just be angry girls who are mad that he didn’t fuck them when he had the chance because he’s committed to this bootleg sister of Gigi Hadid…but it’s more fun to assume that everything, from her face to her career to her relationship is bullshit…because it is….

It’s the plight of the rich girl who is vapid, egotistical, garbage…but still in magazines because she’s less expensive and selective of the jobs she takes than her more famous sister who’s coattails she rode to be this IMPORTANT and ICONIC forgettable..trash…

But in her defence, I think she’s hotter and more dramatic looking than her candy-coated commercial model sister..so what I am saying is I don’t hate any of these people, I don’t care about their success or their bullshit, I just care about their tits, and Bella’s tits are more interesting because she’s not the famous one….she’s just as vapid though!!!

Here are some pics:

Here’s her nipples…

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Since there is no “Dark and Mysterious Version of Gigi Hadid with more Plastic Surgery Than Gigi Hadid” without Gigi Hadid – this career wouldn’t exist without GIGI’s need to be famous vapid twat….here’s GIGI in a silky dress rockin’ hard nipples…

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2016

10

May

Kendra Wilkinson Mom Stretch Marks of the Day

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Kendra Wilkinson decided to showcase the damage done to her stomach by her children – on mothers day – to show off how disgusting breeding is – even though she claims it has made her happy – probably because she’s a broken woman and also because the baby daddy and tranny fucking father is rich and has money to support her more than she ever thought she’d have – back when she was a ghetto trailer park stripper…

Pregnancy is disgusting and ruins women, unfortunately, women are so delusional that they don’t realize it, or they do – but their hormones don’t allow them to not get pregnant – breeding is what they are told they need to do….

It is amazes me that anyone other than maybe her father, who based on her inbred eyes, clearly believes in fucking family members cuz they are so convenient to creep up on when you come home drunk…. would find Kendra Wilkinson hot…

Even when she was on PLAYBOY I was confused by her existing….but now that she’s posting her ravaged stomach…I am just confused by this kind of body positive “Hey mom’s like unite” like they do at Starbucks after baby swim class – only on instagram…

But none of it takes away from her SEX TAPE

A SEX TAPE I REVIEWED IN ONE OF MY BEST EDITORIAL COVERAGE IN THE HISTORY OF MY MODERN JOURNALIST CAREER

No Seriously….

WATCH THIS PRE IMPLANT SEX WITH A DOWNS SYNDROME TAPE

It’s Brilliant…

I guess what I am saying is BUY HER SEX TAPE …let’s make me some YACHT MONEY off such a TERRIBLE looking Ravaged by Pregnancy crack whore….

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|SFW

2016

10

May

Arianny Celeste in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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Arianny Celeste is the stripper with a stripper name who still sometimes strips for the stripper fix….and justify her fake tits…or keep talking about her…because when you look like this, you need that male attention to validate you…

Today, she’s done it in the form of a cheesy instagram style photoshoot…

Her real name is Penelope Lòpez Marquez, she’s 30, she lives in VEGAS, and she is the UFC Hired tits…famous because UFC is Huge….and we can assume she’s used to divert from the homosexual nature of the sport….

Having tits to look at to help the fans who get boners from the fighting gets more PAY PER VIEW subscriptions….because no one wants to be the fag at the high testosterone party that always ends in wrestling after watching the fight…except for the fag who has jock rape fantasies…but you know what I mean…and that is that the older Arianny Celeste gets the more tranny she looks..

Seriously, walk around a bar that showed the fight after the fight and grown men are so pumped and annoying, you know a gang rape is gonna go down…

Not that it matters, what matters is Arianny Celeste….still living…and by living I mean escorting..

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2016

10

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I realize that 90 percent of the reason girls don’t send me vagina pictures is because they hate their vaginas…

They think they are too meaty, not pink enough, disgusting…

So as men, and lesbians who hate me, we need to come together and tell women that all pussy, no matter how meaty and penis-like, except maybe for Bruce Jenner’s vagina, is a vagina worth celebrating by taking pictures and sending them to me…because I’ve never met a vagina pic from a random girl I don’t know from tinder I don’t like..

Celebrate that pussy to make girls celebrate their own pussy with pussy pics…

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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Eva Mendes Pussy is Jacked Up by New Mexican Babies
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Semi Truck – Close Call
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Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Doesn’t Make Her Interesting
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Skydivers Plays Harry Potter QUIDDITCH – WEIRDNESS
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Rapper Wrecks his Bentley…Sure He Did
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J.Lo in a Bikini
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Hot Female Chefs
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Crazy Corn Eating Hair Removal – You’ve Seen, But I’m Not Over It
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Natasha Oakly Fat Girl Tits
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2016

09

May

Emma Stone in Round Ass Pants of the Day

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I’ve hated on Emma Stone for being an uneventful little slag, overrated with far too much attention from virgin losers everywhere, since she first hit the scene….

She was packaged and marketed to these nerds who felt she was accessible, production companies like nerds because they are the only ones paying to go to movies, playing her up and continuing the marketing program…getting her cast in movies because the industry needs stars and I just thought was lacking on all fronts…but mainly her weird mouth….

But it turns out she’s not lacking in ass…

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Posted in:Emma Stone|SFW

2016

09

May

Selena Gomez Concert Tour of the Day

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Selena Gomez has been hyping up her performance as “Taylor Swift”…attempting to be a popstar because she’s Disney trained and pop stars require little to no talent because it is a better money maker than doing movies…with all the merch and touring…plus it is good for ego to have thousands of people screaming at you…it almost makes you forget you’re a little hack who exploits Chemotherapy to promote your album…it almost makes you forget you’re barely talented and that people are just desperate to have or create memories involving famous people dancing…it’s like the worst kind of positive affirmation…

What I would like for Selena Gomez is her opening show to have 12 people in the audience who got free tickets from the local radio…you know boycott this trash because she sucks..

Obviously, her costume involves nudity…it’s so current and now…

Garbage.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

09

May

Grandma J.Lo in a Bikini of the Day

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J.Lo is an old woman who doesn’t get that she’s old…or knows that she’s old and won’t accept that she’s old…because her ego makes her think she’s invincible, a superhero or a superpower…all while throwing herself down all of our throats, to adorning fans who don’t know better because they are probably her age or cultural background and she represents all that is good in the world to them….

I mean that and Gay Dudes…

Who the fuck else would care about J.Lo and her old lady, rich as fuck tits in a bikini, I mean unless you’re strategic and can make her a sugar momma, but we all know that you don’t have that skill set…so in reality….just stare at her tits, even if her showing tits represents all that is wrong with rich people not having anyone with a voice of reason to tell them to cover the fuck up and to phase out of the limelight gracefully..

This bitch will keep doing this til the end of fucking time…the worst.

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Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2016

09

May

Hilary Duff Thick Legs in a Red Dress of the Day

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Hilary Duff has some thick legs…but I figure why not give her a mother’s day post as the celebrity mom fans are still fucking obsessed with…despite the strong legs, which came in handy when she was acting as the pussy the entire hockey team her husband was on, you know to build team spirit…JOCKS…but thick legs that only perverts like all of us appreciate because we know how good they’d feel wrapped around our neck as our faces are buried into her mom pussy…and all it’s flappy flaps…

Historically, I am not into big legs…but who the fuck cares, it’s stuff by Hilary Duff…

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