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2016

11

May

Selena Gomez’s Orlando Bloom Pose in Concert of the Day

Taylor Swift’s assistant and groupie Selena Gomez decided to join the Taylor Swift / Katy Perry hip hop pop music beef – by seducing Orlando Bloom into her little ghetto trash Mexican pussy, that probably isn’t that little, this bitch has been taking loads in her since she was a kid – HOW ELSE DOES HER CAREER EXIST….

Apparently, Orlando Bloom isn’t a faggot, and was actually dating Katy Perry for a minute, before being a typical actor and getting up into Selena Gomez because he can – and the whole thing is all nonsense marketing…that helps all these old timers stay in the news…

Katy Perry kept the story alive with this:

What's the cut off age of being able to say "I want to grow old with you" like 50? 65? 31? :-/

— KATY PERRY (@katyperry) May 7, 2016

Even though she’s only been fucking Bloom for a week, which for celebrities is like years….and we can all collectively agree this is stupid…

But not as stupid as LUPUS CHIPMUNK CHEMO SURVIVOR spreading her whore lets for her concert tour she doesn’t really deserve, but in her defence the whole industry is pure bullshit…so cash in.

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

11

May

Brittany Daniel is a 40 Year Old in a Bikini of the Day

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Brittany Daniel is 40, but when she was 11, she was a Doublemint Twin, because she had parents who were smart enough to exploit the fuck out of their freak of uterus situation…enterprising….typical…and understandable…because she’s fucking hot at 40…so based on logical deduction looked good at 11…right?? Pervert. That was a test.

Her career led to a very important career in shows like Sweet Valley High and that’s pretty much it – she hasn’t worked since…but is still hot…

She did get cancer…and survived which should count for something…and that is that she has been giving a second chance at life, and should have a second chance at career…I mean…these paparazzi bikini pics are good enough though…we don’t need her doing things that take her and her freakishly hot at 40 body despite being 40 and it going against all things science has taught us….meaning…this may be exactly what she needs to be doing…

OH THERE IS NUPPLE

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Posted in:Brittany Daniel|SFW

2016

11

May

Emily Osment Bra of the Day

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Emily Osment doesn’t matter to me or my life – I’ve never seen any movies or TV shows that she’s on….

I just like pretending that she’s Haley Joel’s trans creation to stay relevant after hitting puberty – because people like tits…but no one likes awkward shaped men who were once the cute kid in blockbuster movies…and if you were him, with all your Spielberg movie money, you’d get breast implants too…you know keep your career alive, no one likes to peak at 8….it’s the basis of child star suicide…

Posted in:Emily Osment|SFW

2016

11

May

Greer Grammer Has Tits of the Day

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This is Kelsey Grammer’s daughter…her name is Greer. She’s got 6 or 7 siblings…because her dad, Frasier, is a notorious coked up sex addict actor who has been in jail at least once for the shit…all while she was being brought up in Malibu with her make-up artist mother…possibly estranged with her dad, but probably not, I mean he seems like a lot of fun….and he is definitely cutting the checks to pay the bills before, like all celebrity kids, she’s trying to either maximize their opportunity or access to make easy money, or barely work and pretend they work, to be busy and feel more productive than taking Frasier / Cheers money…

But when they are in dresses with titty windows, their family history and connections don’t really matter..her being on TV or a rich kid doesn’t matter…the female embodiment of your favorite TV psychiatrist so that you can jerk off to him without feeling gay doesn’t matter…tits do…so tits.

Here she is eating Ice Cream…

Here she is doing her Workout in Little Shorts…

A video posted by Greer Grammer (@greer_grammer) on Apr 21, 2016 at 5:28pm PDT

She’s a babe…I am a fan…

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Posted in:Greer Grammer|SFW

2016

11

May

Kirsten Dunst on a Balcony in Cannes of the Day

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If this was 3 years ago, any picture of Kirsten Dunst on a balcony, would have probably been of her contemplating jumping.

Her career was shit, she was a mess, I think she went to rehab, she was just another product of rich kid who got into the industry young, eaten up and spat out faster than the producer cum she sucked out of dicks for jobs….

I guess her magical sabre tooth and awesome tits on her small frame carried her to get back into the mix, back on track, because today’s balcony pics aren’t her jumping, they are her celebrating in Cannes like a real actress…

Inspiring…even when you’re a feeling sorry for yourself entitled bitch, there’s always a second wind….

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Posted in:Kirsten Dunst|SFW

2016

11

May

For Love and Lemons Lookbook of the Day

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ForLoveandLemons is the instagram model, fame whore, sugar baby favorite lingerie company…

It’s the higher end, than the mall brands out there, you know the shit designed for poor people with a dream, instead it’s more trendy for poor hot girls with a dream to trick men into buying for them…because hot girls are not into what all the basic women are buying up…they are into what all the other basic hot girls who are all pretty much the same but on private jets are buying….

Bitches go nuts for this shit…and I appreciate that their markeitng shoots have nipple in them, with hot girls, even if the pics look at bit too instagram for me…I like it better than what other poeple are doing so here it is..

The models name is Samantha Gradoville and she’s amazing..

Posted in:ForLoveandLemons|SFW

2016

11

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Has a Bralette on of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz may be very famous, booking all kinds of movies, probably getting paid A-Lister money, not Jennifer Lawrence money, but in the same handful of younger girls who are getting blockbuster movies, girls that nerds and virgins who still go to movies fucking love, girls who can book the blockbuster movies because talent agencies don’t like cultivating too many stars, they like to focus on the few and keep the same girls getting the jobs or some shit..

I don’t find her hot, but I do like her bralette that you can see through her shirt, some training bra style, no wire, no padding underwear like she wasn’t 18, but 12 and just hitting puberty…which is what I assume the people who are into her are into…

In reality, I just posted this because I wanted to say Bralette.

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Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

11

May

Charlotte McKinney for Tony Kelly of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney is garbage…

Tony Kelly is a fun Irish photographer who used to shoot for Playboy and other men’s magazines…

Combine the two and you have this….high concept, low concept, comedic concept, concept, involving naked garbage…that should be working in porn – or HOOTERS back in Florida…but is instead being taken seriously for her tits thanks to being a tit obsessed nation that no matter what progress the feminists think they are making – will always be tit obsessed…even when looking at her ass – because we are thinking “where are the tits?”

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

10

May

Mariah Carey Crazy Outfit Nipple Slip of the Day

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Mariah Carey is fucking crazy, dressed crazy, acting crazy – just crazy…remember her breakdown years ago….well it looks like it may be back….

She’s currently engaged to a billionaire, is probably worth 100s of millions on her own, thanks to strategic sex with record execs and natural singing talent…

Well, like all good moms post mother’s day, she’s out in a mesh dress showing nipples and hanging off a black dude, which is probably what her rich white boyfriend / husband to be is into – cuckold….the foundation of BLACK ON BLONDE porn…it’s always the rich guys who want to see their girl’s ripped apart by big black cock…weird…but not as weird as this outfit…

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

10

May

Jennifer Lawrence Tits for X-Men of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence looks like she’s been hanging out with Amy Schumer too much – and eating all her Amy Schumer food…Gettin’ Fat!

But fat or not, I think we can all agree that there’s nothing special about Jennifer Lawrence, other than her tits that we’ve already seen, and thus that should make her less relevant because we got what we wanted and she can fade into obscurity…

Instead, she is still booking huge blockbuster movies for the pay day, huge Oscar style character driven movies for the Oscars, and possibly other independent movies for the street cred that she can act…when anyone with a brain knows acting requires little to no talent…and bad acting is just people insecure about being an asshole while reading lines – but once you get past that feeling like an asshole – you become believable…you know because you’re a liar…

It’s safe to say that Jennifer Lawrence is created by the industry, possibly because she’s dumb, not because she’s crafted this career, but because the industry needs young leading ladies to command big days to keep budgets up. They need to overpay a handful of people to make the industry sustainable…and she won that lottery…it doesn’t mean she’s interesting…

She’s not even appreciative of that GIFT she’s been given, she complains about not getting paid fairly for having a vagina, instead of just taking the fucking money – because no she thinks she’s irreplaceable…

But she is replaceable..they all are…and tits or cleavage or not…stop feeding into this garbage.