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2016

12

May

Charlotte McKinney Butt Not Tit Flash of the Day

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When you’re desperate as fuck to stay relevant – this is what you do…

You flash your panties to the paparazzi you called and hope people like you and me – care enough to stare….

And seeing as we are pathetic as fuck…we do…

We are as basic as she is. We are the only ones to blame. All it took was some HUGE tits…and nothing else mattered..

I don’t care about integrity, passion, her talents…her ability to navigate the social scene, her sense of humor…her hard, busted down, broken down face…her white trash look…

I just care about the tits..but that’s probably why she’s showing her ass on purpose..it’s like “give my ass attention too”…”I am not just tits”…”I am also an ass”…LOOK! LOOK! LOOOOOk!

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

12

May

Halston Sage and Her Bikini Top of the Day

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Halston Sage is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs

But she was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who jerks off to 20 year olds who are in my bed…because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior…

Halston Sage, who I don’t really care to google is in a bikini top and she’s got a tight body…and sometimes, in a world of obese people…that’s enough…

I guess the good thing about 20 year olds, even those at the tail end of their prime, like Halston Sage, is that they grew up on porn, are perverts even when shitty at fucking, open to eating ass…and rocking big round hormone in the food induced tits…

What I am saying is that it ucks to be over 30…in this era of hot as fuck girls…

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Posted in:Halston Sage|SFW

2016

12

May

Elsa Hosk Still Has Nipples of the Day

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I am not Elsa Hosk’s biggest creepy fan but I am exposed to Elsa Hosk all the fucking time doing what I do, which I am not quite sure what I do, but I see her face all over the place and as an immigrant working for a billion dollar brand, it’s safe to say the billion dollar brand is behind her being shoved down my throat…even though I should be the one doing the down throat shoving…but I am not because I am not sure what I do…so the throat fucking is done by the execs who cast her, before they figuratively shove her down our throats via marketing…

I do understand her hustle, I do appreciate that a nude model can make it in the world, it is like Kim Kardashian teaching young girls the importance of fucking in video to get rich and famous, even though we all know only 1-5 girls actually benefit from sex tapes, while the 1000s who do them just benefit me when I get to watch them….and that is just fine.

Elsa is still behind the scenes on the malll brand shoot looking great – because of her nipples.

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2016

12

May

Stella Hudgens Shitty Hand Print of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is High School Musical Vanessa Hudgens’ little rounder sister, bustier sister who I don’t think is really in the industry, or even works…

Because there are two kids of siblings of famous people, those who try to be in the industry as hard as they can to be like the other sisters of yesteryear…who ended up getting knocked up early on…like Solange, Jamie-Lynn Spears and Ashlee Simpson….

And those who just ride the coattails because it’s less pressure, you get to benefit from all the fun without any of the other nonsense..

When you crave that male attention to validate you…you can just post a tit pic to instagram to the fans you only have because of your sister…

If you’re more into her sister – VANESSA – Here she is in some nerd costume…that creeps me out but that you love.

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Posted in:SFW|Stella Hudgens

2016

12

May

Charisma Carpenter and her Bikini of the Day

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The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is not that she still has fans from her Buffy the Vampire Slayer days. I realize that virgin loser nerds are desperate as fuck and that they never really let go of the girls they let into their hearts…

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter is that at 43, she’s still posting selfies of herself in a fucking bikini on twitter, and she actually looks good.

The amazing thing about Charisma Carpenter fans is that they haven’t killed themselves for being so fucking pathetic, so pathetic that she’d ignore you in person or get a restraining order on you if you went to her house, because nerds that committed are terrifying…but she’ll pretend to value you…you’re all she has..

I am not a fan, but she did do playboy – so look at her nudes, they are better than this…

Posted in:Charisma Carpenter|SFW

2016

12

May

Anna Kendrick Picture of the Day

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Anna Kendrick has a terrible face, but when you hit her and her overly famous and undeserving body from the right angle, where her weird mouth is cropped out of the frame, she’s got some tits…relatable, hireable, famous for no reason I can really understand…because she’s so fucking average….straight from community college drama class but still tits…and I like tits…and so do you…especially when they get paid millions a year…and not even because they are tits…but because they have a good agent…

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Posted in:Anna Kendrick|SFW

2016

12

May

Kristin Cavallari’s Fake Tits are Massive of the Day

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You don’t know who Kristin Cavallari is. She was on a reality show everyone cared about but no one cares about now…

She’s gone onto have some kids and I guess when you’re rich and vapid and superficial…you might as well get implants to deal with how beat the fuck up they are thanks to the tits…

I don’t know how they contributed to her recent tranny face but I guess this is growing up…after being on superficial reality show….you have low level fame and sex appeal to maintain or something…in the classiest way – a way we call sheer top..

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Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|SFW

2016

12

May

Bella Thorne in a Tight Dress of the Day

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40 Year old Bella Thorne who plays an 18 year old subtle slut who shows off her body as much as she can but in an innocent way on social media – since followers leads to acting jobs and no one casting anything wants anyone who isn’t followed by millions and the way to get followed by millions is to be slutty on social media – since we’re all porned the fuck up…and tits and pussy is what we care about..

Is in a tight dress on set…and if you look at it from the right angle…you can make out the shape of her fake looking youthful but I still want to see her Birth Certificate tit..

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

12

May

Kendall Jenner in her Underwear – Still Exists of the Day

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In case you forgot..Kendall Jenner is still Garbage…

I have actually had conversations with dudes who don’t really give a fuck about models, they just care about pussy and they are brain washed into thinking this girl is hot as fuck….they think she’s amazing because they’ve been shown pictures of her over and over again and compared to the alternative, especially in her own family, she’s the ideal one..

Brands like her, she’s a modern day AVON lady, capable of pushing products, and she can pose like an asshole, because ultimately, modeling isn’t a real talent and choosing the right girl for the part – is nonsense…it’s all marketing and about selling product, so use the one with the biggest audience and the most connected, because her and her litter of sisters are each marketing vehicles…modern day family on the block at the top of they pyramid scheme…getting everyone to buy into their lifetime supply of supplements because they are sharks and know how to prey on the idiots
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Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

11

May

Bella Thorne’s Tits on Set of the Day

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18 year old who is probably a 40 years old – Bella Thorne is still at her shameless self promotion because she understands casting is based on a girl’s social media following and not her talent – and in order to stay competitive and relevant – getting paid you need that social media following and the best way to get that social media following is by being slutty as you can – in the least slutty way – because any of these social media girls with followers have 80 percent creepy pervert dude following – and not people you’d assume are in their target market…thanks to the world being sexed up and perverted…

She’s on set for a job – with some weird stuffed animal and her cleavage..that must be 40…getting paid because that cleavage made her big head relevant on instagram…

Weird, but the world we live in.

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