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2016

13

May

Kate Upton Tits of the Day

Big Titty Kate Upton left the all you can eat buffet…or the all expense paid room service menu at her hotel room long enough to get into a tight red dress where she got to show off the one thing that matters about her…them tits…tits that made her famous but more importantly, tits that remind us that tits are still relevant in this feminist run anti-patriarchy quick to call out misogynist word….tits still get jobs, still make girls famous…because we all know it’s not her face or belly that made her already rich, flat ass, millions…

So let’s celebrate the patriarchy, with misogyny on a Friday…validating Kate Upton’s opinion that her best feature is her tits…because her tits are her only feature….

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OR Maybe you want a “who wore it better” featuring Candice Swanepoel Tits in a red dress..

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2016

13

May

Selena Gomez Meets the Axis of Hell of the Day

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Here’s the proof you needed that Selena Gomez is dialed directly into the evil media and corporate demons they represent…

Everyt ime I type “Instagram” into my browser – it prompts Selena Gomez account, the most trafficked account…

This is the reason why…The world we live in is fucked.

You are being spied on….watched and tricked into this shit because of basic human addiction…1984……

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2016

13

May

Bella Thorne Ass and Fat Legs of the Day

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I spend at least 2-3 minutes a day trying to figure out how old Bella Thorne actually is…

I know she’s in the gym all the time, but her face and musculature tells me she’s in her mid-30s…but she is being branded as an 18 year old…who is comfortable in her body and showing off her body becuase her body gets her and her family paid and her and her family moved to LA from trashy Florida for this precise reason…and it’s working…not only a whore on the internet or social media but also a working actress… Livin’ the fucking life…

And more

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2016

13

May

Dioni Tabbers is a Good Time of the Day

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Dioni Tabbersis a 25 year old Dutch model isn’t bringing her TULIPS out for the TULIP season…which is now…nothing like a bad gardening joke from a Mexican garderner to get this post started…because I a self hating Mexican gardener..

She’s been at this modeling thing for a while, she’s done topless shoots over the last 5 or 6 years and despite looking like a low level instagram model, in cheesy shoots for cheesy photographers, where she showcases her amazing body…she’s actually done some significant stuff…she just hasn’t broken through with that stuff getting a huge audience…she’s hot as fuck, but I guess lost in the clutter of all the other sluts doing the same thing…who live in LA and have rich and famous parents to finance things…

She’s not nearly famous enough, with almost 11,000 followers so FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM because she needs you…and we need her..at 25 she’s almost DIONI, but I don’t want to be DIONI with her…I want to be inside her…

But she did bring her two tits….to these polaroids…

Here’s more from her instagram…

Posted in:Dioni Tabbers|SFW

2016

13

May

Susan Sarandon Tits at a Premiere of the Day

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Susan Sarandon tits don’t remind me of the Rocky Horror Picture show, or her daughter who for a minute was topless on Californication before deciding it was time to get married to a rich guy and to live off her trust fund instead of working, why go on set to sit around all day when you can do what is important…and sit around in your house breeding…

Susan Sarandon’s tits remind me of when I was a janitor at an old folks home and I’d feel up the Alzheimer’s patients, many times they were her age or younger, and always willing, and even if they weren’t I would just blame them for not knowing any better…

I know it sounds creepy, but if they don’t remember it happeneing,is it really creepy, not to mention they seemed to like it…when they would wake up while I was doing it…it was charity…

I guess what I am saying is that these tits are old..but still tits…a struggle anyone with a busty grandmother probably had to go through….are they hot, or are they terrifying. The struggle.

Cannes!

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If you’re not into that…then you’ll like other grandmas so here’s some JULIA ROBERTS FEET on the saem Red Carpet for the big old feet fetishists…

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Posted in:SFW|Susan Sarandon

2016

13

May

Ela Kawalec is Leo’s New Pussy of the Day

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I have spoken to industry people who have told me that Leo doesn’t bang all the models he is rumored to date, he’s just a nice guy and likes helping them get some press, because he fucks dudes…not because he’s gay but because that’s what ALPHA males who can fuck anything do…at least in prison…which I guess in a way LEO can relate to because he’s famous as fuck and in being famous as fuck..it’s its own kind of prison filled with being rich enough to buy and do anything you want…

I just know that I’ve never heard of Ela Kawalec…and I do this all day…so her dating Leo even if it is fake dating…she hasn’t gone viral, besides maybe the herpes that come with LEO as he comes…

She has 1000 Instagram Followers , pretty much a nobody..but tits…on the rise…all it took was some gentle a-list prostitution – not that big of a deal…she’s Polish and used to that shit…

She’s trying to be an SI model…DREAMS….happen…I guess when you hang out in the VIP at clubs in Miami…or NYC…where they “grind”…

Posted in:Ela Kawalec|SFW

2016

13

May

Vita Sidorkina for Elle US of the DAy

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Vita Sidorkina is all over the fucking place…she hasn’t been whored off to Leonardo DiCaprio publicly yet, but she is on heavy rotation in the media, showing off her nipples in at least three or four magazines of various degrees of relevance all in the last 3 weeks…

Meaning, as an immigrant model, the brand and her agency have decided she’s the one they want to grow and build out because she has the most opportunity for a return on investment…maybe because she works at Russian prices, or maybe because they need a new star and this one, unlike American babes who are entitled and lazy…delivers..

Either way, you never heard of her a month ago, probably haven’t heard of her and won’t remember these pics happened next time she pops up, but this is all part of the process of getting her to CANDICE SWANEPOEL level..it’ a formula, these girls interchangeable, but hot and half naked so I go along with it…and I guess you do too…

Posted in:SFW|Vita Sidorkina

2016

13

May

Hailey Clauson for GQ of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is a big girl, which is common with models, especially Sports Illustrated cover girls…who is really milking being this year’s girl..along with Ashley Graham, an even bigger girl….by wearing her bikini and owning the bikini model way of life…

Prior to Sports Illustrated swim, Hailey Clauson was some hipster model who sued clients for being sexualized, before doing topless shoots and becoming relevant in her own right…jumping on the mainstream opportunity to work with SI the second it happened…

Part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, probably the most relevant part of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl, other than maybe the ego of being the Sports Illustrated cover girl to people who remember when Sports Illustrated still mattered, is penetrating the sports world by letting the sports world penetrate you…

Here she is with Patriot’s Rob Gronkowski….who despite the Jewish Accountant name is a star athlete…for GQ…because GQ is following Sports Illustrated lead…thinking featuring Hailey Clauson is more relevant than actual relevant girls…

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|SFW

2016

13

May

Kendall Jenner for HArper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Here’s big media business making insane editorial decisions that I guess is in efforts of staying relevant or current, but that is actually really fucking lazy, and just buying into what is popular and trendy or just trending…the Jenner / Kardashian gang of fucking trash that happens to be rich, shameless and connected enough to monetize each and every one of them thanks to the nature of social media..

It’s one of those “Put Kendall on the Cover, she’ll tag us and our account will grow” strategies that keeps the rich rich and the shitty bloggers like me deep in the mailroom basement…possibly not even in the same building..maybe in an off building in a middle American location or some shit…

I don’t mind looking at a Kendall Kardashian ass, I just don’t believe she’s hot, interesting, or anything worth celebrating or even noticing. I don’t think she’s talented, compelling or even interesting looking…I just know she’s everywhere, and people are feeding into her little rich girl model dreams…making her think she’s revolutionizing something – while I know she’s just destroying the exclusivity and standards of something that should have been impossible for her to buy her way into…but alas – 99 percent of people and companies are just fucking whores…

Apparently – Kendall was out in a see through dress or some shit – I don’t see nipples but here are some of the pics

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

13

May

Hilary Rhoda in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil…

She’s not obese like Kate Upton…..and 98 percent of your population…she’s one of the good ones…the last standing skinny ones….who at 25 doesn’t look like she needs a motor scooter to get her through the aisles at Walmart while buying said 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil to make chips and cookies and all the good things that brings on diabetes and diabetes medication before losing her fucking foot…giving a good excuse to not work but to sit at home in affordable elastic waistband pants watching reality TV and all the other bullshit fat poor people out of work watch…but not before stopping at McDonald’s on the way out….SUPERSIZE ME….

Instead she’s all hot in this magazine…

Posted in:Hilary Rhoda|SFW

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