SFW Archives - Page 913 of 1169 Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2016

15

Apr

J.Lo Lopez Slutty for W Magazine of the Day

Jennifer J.Lo Lopez is pretty irritating. I’m not against an old lady acting like she’s still 20 years old playing dead Selena in her breakout performance, I just find it typical of these egotistical cunts having a hard time aging, despite having had so much fucking success and piles of money, the motivation to keep going isn’t about money, the fame is probably not even about money, it’s all ego…

So whether she’s in movies, TV, releasing albums, putting so much garbage out..performing, wearing skimpy tacky clothes, acting like she’s all hot…and not rocking out in W magazine like it was a porn mag, old lady fetish mag…it’s all so fucking obnoxious…but it happened and we’d all fuck her and K-Fed her if she wasn’t menopausal if we could, I’d just want to kill her off after the baby was born…you know to do the world a favor..otherwise she’ll keep bringing it…these hispanics never give up but they put out….in panties….

Posted in:J.Lo|SFW

2016

15

Apr

This is Fergie (Robot Fergie) of the DAy

No Comments »

The highlight of the day isn’t Coachella happening right now, as I sit on my couch….you know all these little losers who think getting followers on their social media, attending events for their social media, like desperate little cunts, instead of just living life unplugged, which is far more peaceful…

It’s not that the weather in Canada is nice, only 4 feet of snow…

It’s not that the Black Eyed Peas are Having a Comeback ….

It’s not even the Fergie thigh that was out in shorts, pushing 40, looking fit, spray tanned, and rebuilt after at least one kid thanks to lots of plastic surgery, injections and whatever is going on here…she’s done pretty good for a Disney Star turned down on her luck meth addict…Will.I.AM recruited to make his band marketable…

Thigh highlight of the day is that I get to turn off my computer for two days pretty soon. but hey, Fergie in shorts like she wasn’t 100 fucking years old, looking like she’s not 100 fucking years old, but at the same time looking like a stripper / hooker / porn chick as these people do…

Posted in:Fergie|SFW

2016

15

Apr

Adriana Lima Modeling Bikinis for a Brand of the Day

No Comments »

People are still firm believers that Adriana Lima is the hottest model of all time and I would probably agree with them, it’s the eyes…but this girl has not aged well.

Sure in high produced photoshopped pics, she’s great, but in any paparazzi pics, or Victoria’s Secret runway pics, she looks tired, old and fat….just baby weight she couldn’t get rid of…

You know boxy, menopausal even, sloppy….

But in high produced photoshopped pics posing for an Italian bikini brand…she’s great…

These are high produced photoshopped pics posing for an Italian bikini brand.

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2016

15

Apr

Bella Thorne Still on Snapchat of the Day

No Comments »

In case you were worried, since Bella Thorne hasn’t been on the site in the last few days, Bella Thorne still exists, she is not dead, in fact, she’s probably on her way to Coachella like every other LA based hooker…

She’s still working social media in a friendly yet slutty way, she’s still doing fitness porn, or jokingly posting pics of her ass, so that it seems like she’s making fun of people who post pics of their asses, while posting pics of her ass…

And I’m still convinced she’s a 40 year old mom, not an 18 year old slut, with good BOTOX who works out a lot trolling us with her body, because it’s so easy to do…and has always been her dream to be a starlet…and its’ working – this BITCH is peaking…and I’m into it…

I know – Not Slutty enough..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

15

Apr

Edita Vilkeviciute in Lingerie for a Fast Fashion Mall Brand of the Day

No Comments »

There’s nothing like a woman like Edita Vilkeviciute in lingerie designed by H&M’s bridal collection, you know for the frugal fast fashion shopping bride to be, looking for some on trend product but not willing to pay more than 30 dollars a piece for it….you know that high end lingerie people pay 100s even 1000s of dollars for…since it’s for their fucking wedding night, the one traditional fuck that is supposed to matter in an entire relationship, even if it statistically ends with both bride and groom past out, exhausted and depressed about how uneventful a wedding is, or how much less they actual love each other knowing that they’ve peaked and there’s no where by complacency and routine ahead of them…so why invest into it, despite having spent 100,000 dollars on your fucking wedding, just go to H&M, you’re gonna get a divorce anyway…

Oh right, there is something like a woman like Edita in cheap white, not so forgiving if you have you period or a leaky cunt….and that’s all her NUDE pics she’s done over the years…those are way better than this shit..

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute|SFW

2016

15

Apr

Courtney Stodden’s Famewhoring for the Animals of the Day

No Comments »

I am an animal lover, but I may just be a human hater, and my be an animal lover due to circumstances, you know the basic human need for love, that I am just directing towards animals because they possess the features you’d want to find in humans, but humans don’t have due to egos and narcissism…

No, I just think I like animals, they are great, that’s not to say I don’t eat meat like some kind of hippie faggot, I am more into eating meat that I get at restaurants and never have to see or touch because I wouldn’t be able to kill an animal to satisfy my love for the tenderness of a chicken’s soul…but I can eat that shit fried up off the bone like a psychopath.

That said, PETA is the key animal advocate organization that probably runs a scam like all the non-profits, overpaying the execs, but that gives famewhores everywhere an excuse to make a spectacle for their cause…keeping PETA talked about…while they try to organize actual campaigns with actual celebs….

I mean why wouldn’t they give Stodden the OK on this, it gets their message across and costs them nothing, bitch just needs an excuse and I guess PETA gives it…

Fame whoring for a good cause is a good excuse and may still be famewhoring…but its’ a good cause…I just thought PETA was about getting people naked, not half naked and covered in what looks like period art, up on some NEW FEMINIST ARTIST….the pornstar version…because STODDEN does softcore porn for VIVID….

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2016

15

Apr

Lindsey Pelas Pouring Water on her Massive Tits of the Day

No Comments »

Lindsay Pelas is a huge breasted hugely followed low level instagram star, who I guess realized she was skinny with massive tits and figured out a way to get millions of followers, that’s not to say she’s making huge money being the instagram model she is, people don’t realize that the era of instagram models getting big brand budgets is coming to an end, seeing as these girls are mainly followed by pervert dudes and unless you’re a JENNER, famous outside of instagram, you selling me protein powder or skinny tea probably won’t generate many sales, I just want your tits…

The good thing about Lindsey Pelas is that she knows her worth, she knows where her talents lie and most importantly, she’s no different than an Em Rata or a Porn Chick, only Em Rata thinks she’s better than her – when she’s not, because Em Rata thinks she’s luxury…and porn chicks actually fuck on camera, they don’t just cocktease pouring water on themselves…

But want all this puffy lip, cheek filled, fake hair bitches have in common is that rich dudes love paying their rent, lives and Helicopters to Coachella.

Their instagram money comes from rich guys who want them to be at their dinners…vacations…because they follow them on instagram.

So if you want slutty women with big following to hang and fuck you, better get to the private jet level of rich…and the instagram top 10 will be yours – probably at the same fucking time – if the VILLA you rented is LUXURY enough.

I’m not hating on this movement of everyday sluts, this shit has always existed, it’s just funnier when you see what the girls put out of themselves, rather than an era where you just assumed men were exploiting them…NO..they exploit themselves…and it’s great.

Posted in:Lindsey Pelas|SFW

2016

15

Apr

Mila Kunis is a Dot Com Billionaire Asshole’s Wife and this is her Mom Cleavage of the Day

No Comments »

CINEMACON AWARDS sounds like some nerd shit…nerd shit that is probably part of the reason she’s living the good life…

Not only married a pretty boy rich actor who was smart enough to link up with nerds and give them the money needed to create their ideas at the right time – making him a billionaire…you know exploit those fucks without really exploiting them because your celebrity co-sign makes them rich too….

But because a lot of her fans are just weirdo nerds who lust after girls they grew up jerking off to as the voice of the Family Guy or the 14 year old on That 70s Show…who married and got knocked up by her co-star after getting AIDS from Macauley Culkin…because clearly she’s a damaged Russian immigrant…confused about how things work…but totally fucking marketable, especially now that she has tits.

I am not hating on Mila Kunis and her Milk filled tits. She’s hot. She’s not offensive. I don’t care that she married and got knocked up by one of the most annoying faces to ever be on TV or Twitter…I don’t care that she’s living the billionaire celebrity life and is probably a spoiled brat cunt…I don’t care that she gets cast in a lot of movies as the love interest…or the HOT chick….because that’ll come to an end soon enough…and they gotta cast someone…and I don’t care about her life, her job, anything about her…because she doesn’t care about me…

Not once has she reached out, sent me an email, asked how I am doing, asked what I was wearing, sent me a pic of her panties, taken me out to dinner, paid my rent because you know she can afford it, or offered to breast feed me…

In 14 years of doing this blog shit, she’s never sent me one Christmas card, invited me on one trip, asked me to go to a museum or grocery shopping with her….

She never thanked me for ripping into Ashton’s ex-wife Demi Moore for being the monster she is and worst of all…she never got me a gift basket…

Where’s my fucking GIFT BASKET Mila Kunis…

No…your tits don’t count…ok fine…I’ll accept them as my own…you haggard old cunt.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mila Kunis|SFW

2016

14

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Underdeveloped Tits of the Day

No Comments »

I used to sext a girl who wanted to get breast implants because her tits stopped developing when she was 12, apparently it’s called “TUBULAR” Breasts or something, it’s a thing….

I was still more than happy to stare at her tits in videos of her inserting things in her ass….she was 20…I was in my 40s…I mean…how could I hate that gold…

I love tits of all sizes, and levels of developed, so long as the host body is 18 years and older…I just don’t really think its all that hot…and I would generally focus on other body parts….like HER OVER DEVELOPED AND HUNGRY VAGINA …

So if I was the parents of Chloe Grace Moretz trying to whore her, I’d probably get her breast implants as a surprise, telling her we were going to Disneyland or some shit, only to pull up at the doctor’s office where they quickly put her under….you know like Lohan’s parents who whored her out…

But the reality is her fans are actually mad she’s 18, they wanted her 14 and in Spandex so these tits are actually a tribute to that…retain that pervert predator fanbase…they probably even took hormones to make this weirdness happen…

What it comes down to is that all tits are tits.

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

14

Apr

Taylor Swift for Vogue of the Day

No Comments »

I was talking about Taylor Swift the other day, I was telling someone that the site traffic is dying hard because no one cares about what I have to say, everyone is on social media, the blog format is dead, I didn’t adapt because I’m traditional, and I should have probably created more of a media company I could sell for 40 million dollars, instead of one worth 5 dollars. It would probably be the same amount of work.

They told me that I need to break a story, and I told them that I have broken stories over the years and no one cares, even this month I’ve been told Taylor Swift is 2-3 months pregnant and not telling anyone…and when it does get announced no one will credit me for breaking the story…perpetuating my life as a loser…

I realize that not everyone wins like Taylor Swift has with her genius marketed music to the masses, that isn’t even good but that doesn’t need to be good…focus on a fake broken heart because we all know rich vapid cunts don’t have hearts they just have the ability to spin stories to their benefit…

At the same time, Taylor Swift really wants to be a model…so much so that she hangs out with them, she works out with them, she’s got skinny legs and is tall like them, but just can hack it as a model…walking Victoria’s Secret runway like she craves….even though being a model doesn’t require much more talent than being a big enough asshole to make poses and model faces for a camera…or on the runway…which I guess she still gets to do, case in point, these VOGUE pics…but she’s got this billion dollar music career that she will never break free from so that her modeling work gets any stamp of approval…she’ll always be a popstar posing, which is nice to know bitches like this don’t get everything they want while sitting on their pile of money…because they’ve already fucking won at life…

Either way, possibly pregnant unless she miscarried, trying to model because she’s tall and skinny and hangs with models, source of music that makes me want to kill myself…in Vogue…for Mert & Marcus.

The highlight along with her being as slutty as Taylor Swift gets is that her shoes remind me of this skinny bitch doing a drunken, drugged walk of shame at 7 am outside my house today. She was a stumbling gift from god that I didn’t have time to offer to save…with my mouth…yes Taylor Swift in Vogue is about me.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

Archive for the SFW Category