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2016

08

Apr

Bella Thorne Beach Fame Whoring of the Day

Bella Thorne, 40, has got this science of famewhoring down…

Just last year, no one knew who the “17 year old” was…but in the past 10 months she’s become a household name to a bunch of fucking perverts who like watching a slutty girl turn 18 and continue her slut in non slutty slut poses because she’s got good excuses for them….like being at the gym or whatever…all calculated, all the time…and converting for her…

But I know that eventually the slut that leads to slutty non slutty “gym” or “just tanning” pics…will shine through with a sex tape when all the attention fizzles out…

That doesn’t mean I am not a fan of her fame whoring, I think it’s great…keep it up fit body….in the gym all day…sexual monster….Bella Thorne and her lame hipster sister I think may actually be her daughter…but no one believes my lies…

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BONUS SOME SCREENSHOTS FROM SNAP…

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2016

08

Apr

Hilary Duff Ass Shelf of the Day

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This pose is called the BOOTY SHELF, where a girl puts her ass on a table and makes it pop out, classic Instagram….that is really some of Hilary Duff’s best work, unless you count the whole becoming a billionaire by 18….or having the whole Hockey Team use her as a prop in some TEAM initiation weirdness I call getting every hole filled.

These pics are important..

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2016

08

Apr

Scarlett Johansson in a Magazine of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson has always bored me. I understood her face, I remember when she first appeared on the scene, I’ve seen a bunch of movies she’s played herself in, with her raspy voice, and I just never cared about her pudgy, big tits, when there are so many amazing tits that are in my day to day, and the need to fixate on some actress tits I can’t actually pay to suck because I am not a billionare, is just dull…

The highlight of her public life was when her nude selfies leaked, just reminding us all that she’s a slut, which we knew due to her career choices…and now as a mom, washed up, old, dumpy girl in a superficial world where there are YOUNG girls around…we don’t need her, but I guess COSMO owes her PR team a favor or it’s part of an ad deal promoting a movie…but either way, she peaked 5 years ago…this shit’s dull…and I’ll post it anyway..

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2016

08

Apr

Sarah DeAnna in Lingerie of the Day

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So many models, impossible to keep up…her name is…Sarah DeAnna…I like her..even though she’s obnoxious and wrote a book called “Supermodel YOU”

Supermodel YOU sounds about as pretentious, or obnoxious, as it can possibly be…

From her site:

Definition of Supermodel YOU

Su·per – adjective \?sü-p?r\: Superior. Best. Superb. Outstanding. Exceptional.

Mod·el – noun \?mä-d?l\: A three-dimensional representation of a person or thing, to show the construction or appearance of something. Prototype. Design. Representation.

YOU: YOU!

Description: Aligning with a “super” model version of you to channel your higher self.

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to be a supermodel? To feel confident, beautiful, and empowered?

That’s what Supermodel YOU is all about. International model Sarah DeAnna teaches you the shockingly healthy habits that models use to maximize their amazing bodies, iconic faces, and confident attitudes. You’ll learn the Five Keys to channeling your inner supermodel as you discover how models really eat, dress, exercise, sleep, de-stress, travel, and stay gorgeous no matter what. As you adopt a supermodel mind-set, life will get easier, more glamorous, sexier, and a lot more fun.

Leave it up to a low level model to try to push her “super model” nonsense onto other people, even though she’s not even a supermodel, but if you write like you are one, or pretend that you are one, it’s only natural that maybe the world will follow..and why wouldn’t they, this book was sold in EQUINOX gyms…

But the good news is, along with a silly superficial book about how models stay skinny, so anti everything people pretend to be into today, which is awesome…while everyone is actually trying to be an instagram model…

The better news is that she models in her underwear and looks good..

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2016

08

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Most Important Outfit of the Day

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It looks like Selena Gomez has had more work done, whether in her tits, or lips, or face…this is the generation of rebuilding your motherfucking self at the age of 18 to look more like a Kardashian…and as a guy who likes tits, even on entitled, annoying, most popular creature on Instagram, Mexican Disney Child Stars who sex OFFENDED Bieber, before crying about it….and it’s safe to say, this is her best work since milking her CHEMO THERAPY so people felt sorry for her and bought her album like it was the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION…and she’s already been to Disney Land…CHEMO that was such a low dose she kept her hair and partied everyday…a sad story really…

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2016

08

Apr

Ariel Winter Big Girl Bikini Porn of the Day

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Ariel Winter may be chubby, but she’s also 18, and 18 year olds are always good, especially when they are in bikinis…they can be as fat as they can be…old fucks will still smell their youth radiating off them…..

You know whether they are on TV or you’ve been jerking off to them as they went through puberty or not…they are still 18 and in a bikini…and anyone can look at that fat ass and think…it’s not too fat yet…it’s still 18….even if those titties are even after being cut the fuck off…

She’s an it girl, I still don’t know who the fuck she really is, you know who she is at her core – but she exists in a bikini, cheesy selfies, since even when you’re on TV these girls want instagram fame…it’s the world we live in.

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2016

08

Apr

Barbara Failho in Vogue Mexico of the Day

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I like that Barbara Fialho’s name rhymes with feel a ho, when really you’re paying the ho to feel you…I guess it’s just that intimacy only rich guys can afford, the whole girlfriend experience all models who date / marry and try to lock down rich guys, which is actually their life work…while the whole modeling is like a few days a month that is really just “marketing” support to the fucking of rich guys…

Not fascinating, but I like that this one’s last name has officially labeled and identified her…in this world that likes being fed everything and not thinking for themselves..

All this to say, put a model naked in a puddle, and it’s Fashion for VOGUE, what a joke…

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2016

08

Apr

Old Heidi Klum in Fetish Pics of the Day

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Heidi Klum did a shoot for HUNGER magazine where she looked her age. All hard faced and GERMAN like she is…and I actually prefer when these vapid, superficial girls have a little authenticity to them, I just wish it was in the form of a GERMAN SCAT MOVIE with SEAL and his ARM sized dick filling her, rather than in some fashion shoot trying to be all dramatic, while really just being cheesy as fuck…it’s like when they put in the money to stage this and get this location didn’t they once stop and say “what are we doing, why are we doing this, what’s the point of all this, when you can just take a fucking selfie”…

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2016

08

Apr

Minka Kelly’s Picture of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Minka Kelly looking like every girl you’ve ever had sex with – you date rapist..even though you don’t take them on a date!

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2016

07

Apr

Jennifer Lawrence in Harper’s Bazaar of my Birthday Of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence bores me…even when she tries to be interesting, dramatic, or edgy…wearing a blazer with no undershirt like some kind of harlot..cocktease…who is really just some awkward weirdo who happens to have good tits, we’ve all seen the tits, she had leaked pics and dude got arrested for leaking the pics, making her tits some kind of bank heist caliber tit, seeing as she’s the biggest, highest paid star….

But I just don’t get it…I don’t think there’s anything special about her, I don’t believe acting requires real talent and I don’t think her acting is anything revolutionary…but then again, I always watch movies with contempt knowing these overpaid assholes are just fucking lying to me, and for the most part, it’s really the writer who deserves all the credit, since these twats are all interchangeable…they just don’t think that, it gets in the way of their hollywood egos…

I guess what I’m saying is keep trying magazines, and film producers, Jennifer Lawrence peaked with the nudes, and play the victim card like a Kardashian, those nudes are all she should be known for and as responsible casting directors…punished for…

What happened to a bitch getting fired for being sleazy and inappropriate…where are the morality clauses…we know it was a cheap PR stunt…but why does she get off, while we get off for it…and continue to work….why can’t they Hulk Hogan her and ban her from the WWF that is her acting career…because I’ve had enough of her…and I’m ready for fresh new pussy…and seeing as it is my birthday…I should get what I want.

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