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2016

05

Jan

Equinox Has Some Aggressive and Amazing Ads of the Day

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Equinox is some 200 dollar a month gym based in key places around the USA, where people make enough money, and are pretentious enough, to only want to sweat where they pay over 100 dollars a month, because they know that in New York, LA and Miami locations, the chances of seeing a model doing squats is higher than the 20 dolllar a month gym, since the model is at Equinox trying to find a rich husband or boyfriend to sugar daddy her life….and what better place to innocently lure him into her pussy than at the gym, so that they can tell people “oh we met at the gym”…and not “I hired her to suck my dick for 20k and kept her around”..

Either way, Equinox put out a pretty intense fashion campaign for the gym, including but not limited, but mainly including a really solid breastfeeding pic.

The photographer behind it is Steven Klein, he’s pretty famous and deservingly so, his shit is better than instagram photoshoots…ya know..

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2016

04

Jan

Anne Hathaway Pregnant Bikini of the Day

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14 hours ago…Anne Hathaway graced the world with something almost as remarkable as her performance in Les Mis, a performance the Academy felt was Oscar worthy, despite being in the movie for 20 minutes and sucking….all because she shaved her head and knew the lyrics thanks her her acting mom being in the stage version of the Les Mis years ago…you know breeding Anne Hathaway to be ready for this…I’m not actually bitter, I don’t care about what redundant award these idiots get awarded, I am just making a point, that nothing Anne Hathway does is remarkable, especially not positing pregnant bikini pics for her fans…that I assume she has…because she’s in movies and everyone in movies has fans…especially when the movies she’s in are weird cult favorites like “The Princess Bride”…that you know has some weird fucking fans…

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2016

04

Jan

Unflattering Rita Ora’s Still in her Bikini and Still has Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora is pretty much a set of tits. Nothing else about her is all that sexy, pretty, interesting, or inspiring.

I’ve never heard her music, but can assume it sucks, and I’ve always just seen her as a Rihanna impersonator…not because I am racist and think all beige girls trying to do hip hop pop are Rihanna impersonators, in a world Rihanna really has a lock on, but because I am 99 percent sure, Rita Ora is a Rihanna impersonator, doing nothing different than Riahnna, except maybe succeeding…but I guess as we can learn from all the instagram models out there, we don’t need to succeed on our own…we just need to get knocked up by, or funded by, rich guys who pay for us to live that life…in Rita Ora’s case…ebcause of her tits…

These are pretty unflattering pics of her, and really everything about her, except maybe her tits, but as we have learned by tits, that sometimes, tits are enough if they are big enough..which in Rita Ora’s case..they are.

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2016

04

Jan

Kendall Jenner on a Yacht, In a Bikini, With One Direction of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a useless, overrated, instagram personality who apparently matters to the younger generation because she does such fun things, and she’s been marketed to them from a young age…all while having little to no talent, but rather fame whoring parents…who know the system…so much they have sex changes for attention…

I have seen Kendall in person, there’s nothing great about her at all, if she wasn’t a Kardashian all done up, with people giving her a ton of attention, you wouldn’t even notice her…you know terribly fucking average…but she gets paid to promote shit that people buy – thanks to the family knowing the system, working the system, at any and all expense…and the fact that they continue to exist, and that brands continue to support them and work with them, blows my fucking mind, when I know it was all built of unprotected interracial sex tapes…that they fucking staged. Insane.

The world is insane…

Well, she’s apparently fucking a dude named Harry Styles, who has also fucked Taylor Swift and I’m sure a lot of other people, not just Simon Cowell, the man who created his band One Direction, but groupies…and in this circle of all the same people going to all the same places in trying to all get the same attention…to make the same money…pass around the same bitches, or in this case the same male popstars…

Here’s a mid post Musical break….by Taylor Swift, because Kendall is Taylor Swift’s friend and she is fucking her ex boyfriend, who is really just a dude she fucked for a few minutes in their self involved narcissism… we might as well post her new picture about her in some dress trying to be hot….with some of the worst fucking music ever produced…in a video of her running away from wolves in one of the dumbest concepts…of boys hurting her feelings….she’s the fucking worst..

Now back to Kendall…They are all vile people…but here she is average in an above average yacht…being overly endorsed and attended to…when really she’s garbage..which I guess would explain why she’s attaching herself to a young famous terribly relevant dude…it’s good for biz and that’s what these pieces of shit care about…

Her BFF, who I think she created and owns, Gigi Hadid is fucking another memeber of One Direction, so I guess this UK penetrating LA rich kid scenester fake models…is what’s going on here…

I’m in my 40s, why am I writing this, when we should just look at the only white Kardashian ass..whether with a white guy or not…unlike the family tradition..is so average, boring, overrated, but still worth cumming on and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2016

04

Jan

Miranda Kerr for Wonderbra of the Day

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It is safe to say that Miranda Kerr is totally overrated….but more interestingly, she’s been able to maintain her career as an underwear model due to some strategic moves, including but not limited to wanting billionaire boyfriends to date her, and billionaire boyfriends only like legit models…so they have to at least seemingly work….all while leveraging her Victoria’s Secret career, and pawning it off to some other brand, that I guess felt they could get the spill over of Victoria’s Secret dollars at a budget price…..knowing she’ll be known for Victoria’s Secret, but the association to their brand, will get into the minds of retard bra shoppers….

It’s like when you fuck your friend’s girlfriend after he trained her to give head or take it up the ass properly, you know he put in the work ,and effort and what he fought for has become her standard sex moves…you’ll always know he was there first and people remember her as his girl….but you’re the one with your dick in her ass, covered in her poo, feeling like you’ve won…if only it didn’t smell so bad….but the underwear modeling version…

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2016

04

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s Nipple and Dick in Flaunt Photoshoot of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin has been rumored to be a man since she first started making appearances in social media…

She entered the public world being called a pig by her father, but when she grew up to a free thinking teen, she decided to use her social media to celebrate her boyfriend, before that went sour, her hair went dark, and the rest of her followed suit, including and not limited to the thinks she started putting in her pussy, like her weird, abuse victim, angry, black rapper lesbain love…I don’t remember her name, but that was a weird phase…

Well, now, probably still an identity crisis, thanks to her family, her upbringing, the fact the media didn’t flock to her, the act that her modeling career despite being tall didn’t work out for the fact that her cousin stole her shine, Steve Baldwin’s daughter Hailey, or as her friends call her HAILZ, is running in the “it crowd”, with Kendall and Kylie, while fucking a Bieber, something she has been doing since she was underage, just not publicly and no one talked about it until this week, even though I’ve written about it and no one listens to me…underrated..

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Well, Ireland did Flaunt decided to bend over in a way that her pussy mound looks more like a small dick, but maybe I’m reading too int this editorial shoot on her..in a world filled with a lot of chicks with dicks…

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2016

04

Jan

Jennifer Lawrence in Elle France of the Day

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This just in – Jennifer Lawrence, the huge, highly paid Hollywood star, who continues to perpetuate the “celebrity” role, in a world full of instagram famous girls, eating up ad budgets, and attention from media and dudes jerking off…is in Elle France, a fashion magazine that has been iconic in the industry for many decades….with budgets for photoshoots that you’d think they’d use on huge, highly paid Hollywood stars like Jennifer Lawrence…but instead she looks better in her nude selfies….reminding us the traditional photographer, photoshoot, media outlets don’t matter…in a world of nude selfies and icloud hacks…because I only like Jennifer Lawrence for her naked tits, everything else about her is fucking garbage…true story.

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2016

04

Jan

Caroline Flack Nipple Flash of the Day

As you can see I did my research pretty aggressively on this one…years of fucking digging thought the archives of her existence…interviewing people who know her…and her family…and fans…I didn’t even bother googling her instagram..because ultimately, I am a grown man and even posting on this is pathetic..

What I do know is that she’s from the UK, she host some shit called “I’m a Celebrity Get me Out of Here”….I don’t know anything about her or that show, I am not from the UK, and if I was I would probably be doing heroin with Gypsies in their caravans and not bothering watching garbage TV, that features very low level celebrities…

I just know she’s in a bikini and it’s hardly life changing, everyone wears bikinis, even my fat wife tries to wear bikinis, but I guess it’s just nice that her idea of a bikini is is changing out of her bikini, exposing more of her tit than if she was in a bikini, including her nipple, since she knows the paparazzi will post it and help get her press, all while distracting from her barrel shaped gut…in a country where the tabloids are huge, paparazzi still exists, and the sun doesn’t, so seeing their own with a real life tan is new enough, with or without nipple, since even the conservative UK is less nipple scared than America…

I’m glad there are some old timers, still pulling out tit for press, even when they are chubby…

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2016

04

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for the People of the Day

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Here’s some Rosie Huntington-Whitely with her man, Jason the Action Star, who we can assume cheats on her, snce no one is loyal, especially not balding actors on testosterone therapy to stay as manly as possible into their 40s, it’s good for business….but that she probably doesn’t care about either way, no one is sexually loyal to anyone anymore, even average people, all thanks to the internet, which has done a lot for the advancement of finding pussy that isn’t your wife or girlfriend to fuck…

I have been a Rosie Huntington-Whitely fan for a long time, I don’t think she’s looking as good as she’s looked in the past, but she still seems to have that superiority complex, that would be the kind of attitude that lays there while you fuck her, in a “you’re so lucky to be fucking me, so I’m not going to do anything for you, no riding you, no sucking your dick, no eating you ass, I’ll just lay her until you make me cum”…cunty vibe and I am all about girls who hate me, or who I am dating who hate me, or who I am fucking who hate me, or are bitches to me, there’s just nothing that turns me on more than a girl banging me and hating me while they do it, because they know I am disgusting and they are too good for me…and I guess this is the famous model version of that…

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As a Sidenote, she’s in Glamour UK February and here’s a glimpse…could be a good shoot…

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2016

04

Jan

Madison Beer Jailbait in her Bikini of the Day

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I have been seeing a bunch of sites posting paparazzi pics of Madison Beer. Since I am desensitized to bikini pics, and since I see hot girls in bikinis pretty much all the fucking time, mostly no names and fame whores, I just blew it off, but after the fifth or sixth time seeing her in her bikini over the holidays, I realized, shit those are some tits, so I decided to look into who she was….and it turns out she was born in March 1999.

I remember December 1999…it was Y2K…I was 29 years old..

Luckily, I am used to fucking with younger girls, not this young, my cut off is 19, because younger girls are just not old, bitter, angry, sloppy, seen better days girls, they are instead built differently thanks to the hormones in the food, they talk smarter thanks to growing up on the internet with access to information, they don’t do romance, or love, or seduction…but they do fuck, I mean…they grew up on porn…making them interesting, complex, and fun to fuck from TINDER…

That said, the lesson of 2016, that I’ve learned is that in two or three years, ….I will have sex with someone born in the 2000s.. that’s a crazy concept, like the people of the 80s imagining flying cars in 2015…..never did I think, that 1999 New Years Day that “a girl I will fuck in 18 years will be born this year”…

Not that it matters, what matters is that Madison Beer exists, mainly because Bieber posted one of her videos on his social media..and boom…a career at 16….because Biber likes them at 16…and so does James Franco..not that it matters, what maters is that this girl’s body is absurd…criminal…literally…and thanks to Kate Upton, and the lessons she has taught us, we can hope…she doesn’t grow into her what look lik emassive boobs…but could be Victoria’s Secret Boobs…which they probably are, but either way, 16 isn’t what it used to be….and this weird child love for the paparazzi should be illegal..

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