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Archive for the Ugly Category

2010

25

Feb

Nicole Richie is Wearing Lingerie Cuz She’s Ugly of the Day

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Like Lionel Richie, I have a serious hatred for Nicole Richie. She is an ugly troll that I may not have dragged away from her groupie drug addict mother in trying to do a good deed, only to realize that saving this girl from a horrible drug filled, dick sucking to get by while running after rockstars in efforts to get knocked up and paid off like her biological mother life, she became the most disgusting thing money can create. From a rude, selfish, spoiled brat cunt who doesn’t realize she’s fucking ugly because she’s got so much of an ego it blinds her from reality. She is nothing but a piece of shit from the fucking gutter, who somehow scammed her way into the good life and I think it’s safe to say that her joke of a clothing line or her looks got her there, it’s all Lionel’s fault….motherfucker.

The only sadness in this story is that she didn’t kill herself like all the other adopted kids I know…she just made her ex-boyfriend and her Godfather kill themselves cuz she doesn’t just look like the devil, she is the fuckin’ devil.

Here she is in some lingerie, showing off her useless tits, promoting her serious junk…..

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Posted in:Lingerie|Nicole Richie|Tits|Ugly

2010

24

Feb

Jayde Nicole Is Ugly of the Day

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I know you idiots think this bitch is hot because she was in Playboy and won some Cybergirl of the year bullshit, leading her to living in LA and befriending Brody Jenner and ending up on The Hills, but I am telling you, she really isn’t hot. She’s just a slut who had a slut mother who encouraged her to follow her slut dreams and get fake tits to take some slut pictures to send to Playboy who would use her to as one of their slut girls cuz she was only 18 and most 18 year olds haven’t embraced their inner-slut or realized that their life depends on their slut ability cuz the bigger the slut they are the more prosperous their life will be.

Here she is irrelevant at some event and I just had to post this to remind you all that this girl belongs in an Ontario stripclub, dancing for men who rolled in on snowmobiles and not getting pics taken by paparazzi…..She is an example of what is seriously wrong in our world, we don’t treat our sluts like sluts anymore, we instead make them think they are important and that is a huge fucking mistake….but not as huge of a mistake as when Jayde Nicole’s mom didn’t get the abortion cuz she thought this guy was different, that he really loved her and that he’d really stick around….I guess life is all about life lessons….

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Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Ugly

2010

19

Feb

Kristen Stewart Looks Inbred of the Day

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I don’t understand all the hype behind this greasy, saggy eyed, inbred lookin’ trash, unless it comes from teenage girls, because teenage girls aren’t the ones jerking off to her. I get that Twilight was the biggest fucking thing in the history of the universe before Avatar flooded it out and I get that perverts like to get off to things they think teenage girls are getting off to, so when the popularity of the shit went thru the roof, I got it, but I didn’t get when I started hearing people make references to this bitch as being hot, because I know hot and this isn’t it. I even know moderate hot, fuckable, decent lookin’ and the only thing this bitch has is that she looks too retarded to tell on you if you raped her in the barn like you were her dad. It just proves that America is retarded and millions of marketing dollars can convince us to think pretty much anything. Whether it’s about polluting our ears with Lady Gaga, our bodies with fast food, our minds with celebrity gossip, we are just a bunch of fucking suckers….so here are some pictures of Kristen Stewart for you idiots who think she’s hot to realize she’s really is just a groggy lookin’ mess…

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Posted in:Inbred|Kristen Stewart|Ugly

2010

18

Feb

Dakota Fanning Didn’t Grow Up So Cute of the Day

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This shit fucks me up. Not in a bad way. It just one of those kids told she’s so talented and cute in her childhood that she develops an ego, cuz really 90 percent of kids are so cute and talented in their childhood, making them fun to watch in movies and on TV, because people get all warm and fuzzy watching kids, while some people get a little too warm and fuzz watching kids, like my priest back in Mexico, or my foster parents, or the school bus driver, baseball coach and grade 4 teacher who singled me out cuz I was not that popular and couldn’t speak english well enough to tell on them…but that’s not the point, the point is puberty turns kids into the ugly people, so many of the cute girls from my elementary school turned ugly like they were destined to be, that we all overlooked cuz they were too busy making us all laugh spitting up on themselves and fucking up their lines in the Christmas pageant…accidentally feeding their egos, only to have the harsh reality turn them into drug addicts…good times….

So here’s Dakota Fanning, the bitch who sounded 40 when she was 6 who we were all told was the one to watch, when really she was just a tool her mother used to live vicariously thru….

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Posted in:Dakota Fanning|Ugly

2010

18

Feb

Haylie Duff Ugly Watch of the Day

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Remember when Haylie Duff thought she had what her sister had since they were from the same womb, so she took her ugly face and tried to make it famous, you probably don’t because it only lasted a week, but it was pretty funny to watch . It was that whole older sister unable to accept the younger sister is just better than her, before having to deal with it but still finding restitution by spending her sister’s money and milking her sister’s name to live the good life. You showed her Haylie…you fucking dog of a woman….seriously, she doesn’t look human, it’s like if you could have everything go wrong in the womb, you’d end up with this….I think I’ve sketched cartoons that are hotter than this and I don’t know how to draw…seriously, what the fuck am I lookin’ at, I can’t figure it out, I juse know it is scary….especially for the guy who dates her to get to Hilary….he has to look this in the face and tell her he loves her before fucking her all to get invited to meet the family…that’s some fucking committment to the cause….ok, enough of this….

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Posted in:Haylie Duff|Ugly

2010

12

Feb

Katy Perry’s Shitty Body of the Day

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Katy Perry has the body that only a homo could like and by the looks of her gut, it looks like her homo may have liked her a little too much, cuz bitch has got to be pregnant. I know Katy Perry has a history of being fat and awkward looking, and I know that no one cares about how she finally successfully tricked a motherfucker with no taste to drop load in her and have it stick, but I never turn down the chance to check out a pregnant girls ass. There are a few reason why pregnant chicks are better than non pregnant chicks and those reasons are – if you fuck her you can’t get her pregnant since she’s already been done, you don’t have to deal with her bullshit cuz she’ll take that home to her baby daddy and most importantly her titties swell, along with the rest of her, but if you get her in the first trimester, she just looks like she had too much to eat at the Chinese buffet…

Either way, here’s some Pregnant Katy Perry bullshit pictures….on this, the most Romantic weekend of the year, that is also the most depressing weekend of the year, and the weekend that bedding pussy is the easiest of the year….

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Posted in:Katy Perry|Shitty Body|Ugly

2010

01

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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It turns out that not only is Ashley Tisdale still ugly, but she also has a big vagina. Sure I’ve never seen her really tall dude’s cock before, but based on logic, shit would look pretty fucking small if it was anything under 12 inches long, and that means Ashley Tisdale’s little frame takes it all in her like it aint a fuckin’ thing….meaning your sexual fantasies about her should end right now, cuz her pussy will be about as snug on your dick as her ugly jean shorts are on ugly legs…and the real issue in all this is that bitch is a victim of positive re-inforcement. This dude tells her how hot she is and how great she is because she knows it isn’t true but likes hearing it and he know she’s insecure and can offer her the real good life. Her parents do the same for the same reasons, making her live in this little bubble I wish someone close to her would pop, so that she deals with the fact that she’s ugly, useless and not talented by self medicating like she was Lohan…or the stripper my friend recently hired to fuck for 100 dollars.

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2010

25

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Yep, Ashley Tisdale’s definitely still ugly, only today she decided to step up the ugly by wearing a pair of over-sized basketball shorts, the kind you’d see on a couple of white Jewish dudes at their driveway in the rich part of town…I don’t know what the fuck possessed me to do a post on this trash, she’s a fucking nobody, I guess it has to do with hoping it gets to her to remind her that she’s not the hot pussy she things she is. I also don’t know who possessed her to put these shorts on, like who told her it’d be a good idea, but I can only assume it was chanelled directly from her internal testicles, you know her high testosterone count. She’s useless and ugly and now she’s has reached her lowest in sex appeal, unless rich Jewish boys playing basketball in their driveway is porn to you….

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly|Watch

2010

22

Jan

Jayde Nicole is Really Not That Hot in Fishnets of the Day

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I’ve seen Jayde Nicole in person and she’s not as hot as any of the idiots feeding her ego think she is. Sure she did Playboy when she was 18 and all the other 18 year old girls were too busy in school and losing their virginities to get implants and take nude pics and that alone got her Playmate of the year, something I really don’t think takes all that much to have happen, especially when you’re not the conventional stripper trash with the Playboy tattoo, but more the whore Canadian who knows it’s an easy way to Hollywood.

So whoever it was who told her she was as hot as she thinks she is, was fucking wrong and the fact that she’s worked her way onto The Hills by using her cunt, after using her cunt to get her in a position to get on The Hills, is less impressive than a desperate dying Haitian girl turning to prostitution to get water after the earthquake… I find it lazy, boring and obvious….

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Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Ugly

2010

13

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Yep. She’s definitely still ugly. Sure she’s tried to get back to blonde proving that blondes don’t do it better, but that they are usually ugly brunettes who are trying to stand out from the other brunettes cuz they think being blonde is hotter and gets more attention, like they were Pam Anderson or some shit….She’s also decided to step up the ugly by wearing a pair of combat boots she got from some homeless lesbian who was planning a school shooting back in the 90s. I guess she killed herself and left Tisdale her boots as a memory of their erotic short lived lesbian love…I mean if Ashley Tisdale was actually that interesting and not a boring waste of fucking space…and the boots are just a bad choice and not the product of a highly erotic lesbian affair…snuffin’ out the little amount of hope I had for this pig of a girl….

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly