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Archive for the Ugly Category

2009

17

Sep

Ashley Tisdale and Her Fit Little Tits is Still Ugly of the Day

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I don’t find Ashley Tisdale worth looking at, but for some reason I am drawn to posting pictures of her to talk about how ugly she is, despite not being that ridiculously ugly, just too ugly for Hollywood, you know a lot like Alexis Arquette if he didn’t spend his plastic surgery budget on getting his dick cut off and focused that shit to his nose like she did and I guess none of that really matters……what does matter is that despite the stupid shorts, she’s got some perky tits…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Fit|Tits|Ugly

2009

27

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Future Ugly Watch of the Day

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Here is a glimpse into the future for all you Ashley Tisdale lovers. Now I hate Ashley Tisdale and I really have no reason why I do, because she’s really got nothing to do with my life in any fucking way, I don’t even watch her on TV or in Movies and I hardly know anything about her, but there’s just something about her cunt face that makes me angry that she is famous. She should be working at a Jewish summer camp teaching kids how to my gimp bracelets, maybe losing her virginity to some of her campers because guys her own age don’t want anything to do with her busted up fucking face and not working for fuckin’ Disney… and what also pisses me off about her is that I know people who know her from growing up and that she is actually 29 years old and playing this teenage piece of shit, but that doesn’t piss me off as much as the fact that her mother isn’t fat, because if she was, that would have made me happy, you know, getting a look at what is gonna happen to her when she’s all growed the fuck up so now I’m just left with laughing at her stupid lookin face….here are the pics

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

27

Aug

Melissa Joan Hart’s Ugly Face Making Ugly Faces of the Day

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I used to watch TGIF on ABC a bunch of years back and ponder where I went wrong in my life that at 30 I was sitting at home drinking whiskey with two teenage girls who weren’t mine watching TGIF on ABC like being wholesome was supposed to be fun or some shit. It was a turning point in my life where I figured I had made a mistake and fucking hookers and drinking myself into the gutter on random drug induced adventures was a hell of a lot more interesting that this shit and whenever this Teenage Witch bullshit would come on, I’d get real mad, because her fucked up face fucked up the only thing that was interesting about watching TGIF on ABC and that was fantasizing about fucking the shit out of the girls on the show. I’m talking to you Topanga, you fat useless whore…..

Posted in:Melissa Joan Hart|Ugly

2009

14

Aug

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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In case you were wondering Ashley Tisdale is still ugly and I guess she realizes it because now she’s dressing ugly too. I guess that’s a good thing because there’s really no point for an ugly person to dress hot, if anything that shit pisses me off, while Tisdale’s career and sense of importance pisses me off, at least she knows she isn’t much too look at, otherwise she wouldn’t have got a nose job, but maybe next time she should go for something a little more dramatic, like a face transplant. For the record – I’ve used that joke before….it is Friday.

Posted in:Acid Wash|Ashley Tisdele|Ugly

2009

23

Jul

LeAnn Rimes Should Sing About How Ugly She Is of the Day

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Here’s LeAnn Rimes walking around. I hear she’s working on a new album about her slow voyage into lesbianism. I think there was a time dudes wanted to fuck this, and that’s why I am assuming it’s called “From Pussy People Wanted to Fuck to Pussy That Scissors other Pussy” Sure that’s weak, but I watched my friend piss in a random girl’s mouth last night after we watched her finger herself while on her period before suckin’ the blood off her fingers and starting up on fingering her ass, all while not being ugly, and nothing I write will compare to that amazingness, I am still in some kind of daze about that shit….

Posted in:Leann Rimes|Ugly

2009

17

Jul

Ashley Tisdale’s Ugly Bikini Stills From Some Movie of the Day

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If you’ve been to the site before, which for your sake I hope you haven’t, because even while I write it, I know it is just a waste of time and noise that you can easily turn off by blocking the site in your browser, but if you have been to the site before, you’ll know that I can’t stand Ashley Tisdale or her face.

I don’t know what it is about her, maybe the fact that she’s 30 and pretends to be a highschool student, that shit has always fucked with my head though and maybe I should take shit up with Disney and ask them to stop kidnapping the underdeveloped kids and casting them in their shows, and instead get them the proper hormonal treatment they deserve.

I also hate that her face doesn’t deserve to be on TV, yet she walks around like some kind of celebrity, and for the sake of humanity, I think someone needs to tell her otherwise, because if you never give a cunt a reality check, or a reminder that she’s still that awkward big nosed scrawny twat no one wanted to fuck with, and just because teenage girls everywhere think you’re a god and you have a little money, doesn’t mean you aren’t the piece of shit you know you are deep down inside….

Here she is in a bikini in some stills from some movie she was in because executives see dollar signs and not the truth. Unfortunately, dude didn’t drop her on her head or “accidentally” drown her, I feel that’d be her hottest look….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Bikini|Movie|Ugly

2009

15

Jul

Lady Gaga’s Weird Outfit and Ugly Face of the Day

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You know what the world needs more of? Lady Gaga covering her fucking face like she is in these pictures. This bitch is a fucking monster who needs to spend some of that Gaga money on Gaga surgery that ideally goes awry and leaves her in a Gaga coma.

On a sidenote people don’t believe that I grabbed her ass last month, every calls me out saying I am lying, I guess they don’t get that grabbing Gaga ass is not something I’d be bragging about, if anything, it was a lowpoint that I blame drunken desperation and the fact that it was so easy to pull off, so from now on, when I grab famous ass, I will take pictures.

Posted in:Lace|Lady Gaga|Ugly|Weird

2009

15

Jul

Ashley TIsdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

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I wouldn’t care if Ashley Tisdale walked around with fucking her own vagina with her nose, she still couldn’t turn me on. Her face almost looks like she was in a trainwreck but survived, but I like to think it’s got more to do with her plastic surgeon, who was once at the top of his game, you know the guy all the celebs hired to do work on them, who was in a debilitating accident, losing his ability to perform surgeries properly, but making everyone around him feel bad that a master lost his craft, leaving them unable to tell him he’s lost his touch, leaving cunts like Tisdale lookin’ more like cartoon character and no matter how short those shorts get, I can’t see past that face, but maybe you can.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve banged ugly girls, but at least they didn’t walk around thinkin’ they were hot just because they were on some Disney show.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

19

May

Paris Hilton is Not Cute in Her Bathing Suit of the Day

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There comes a time when a girl turns 28 and it is no longer cute or interesting to see her talk like a baby, pout her lips or try to pose all cute, like a little fuckin’ girl, if anything it is just fucking creepy.

There also comes a time when a girl turns 28, when it is our duty as the public to stop giving her anymore fucking attention because she has tricked us into giving her far too much over the years.

Paris Hilton is still a useless cunt, she’s just older now, and our only hope is that her plane home from Cannes crashing and she survives so that she spends the rest of her days suffering until she ends it all one night when she just can’t take anymore.

Not that I wish pain on anyone, but in this case I think it is deserved from the pain she has caused a whole generation.

Posted in:One Piece|Paris Hilton|Ugly

2009

04

May

Paris’ BFF is still a Fucking Attention Whore Clown of the Day

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This Paris BFF girl is a fucking joke. I mean it was pretty much understood when she signed up to be on the show that she was never going to be taken seriously, but now that Paris is over the 60 days she decided to give up to pretend she actually liked this girl, by letting her walk into events with her, stunts need to be pulled to prevent her slowly slipping back into obscurity. The only problem is that she’s a useless, talentless cunt, who only got here for being on a garbage show that she tried sucking another useless, talentless cunt’s dick off to win. So here she is with crazy clown hair, which I guess is a good practice for when she’s living on the street and too poor to afford a hairbush.

Here she is in Video Promoting Some Dude’s Band and Dissing Paris Hilton….Good Times….

Posted in:Attention Whore|BFF|Paris Hilton|Ugly