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2009

01

May

Paris Hilton’s BFF Keeps Trying of the Day

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If you’re wondering why this bitch won that Paris Hilton BFF reality show bullshit, it’s because Paris is shallow, loves herself and needed someone with an uglier face than her to make her feel good about herself.

Now that this girl has had a taste of Paris’ life for about a week before Paris collected her check and moved on with her life and left this cunt on a monthly allowance and D-List status, she’s struggling to stay relevant. She knows that if something doesn’t break soon, it’s back to wherever she came from, leaving hollywood and her TV career as just memories to tell the patrons at the stripclub she’ll be launching her long career at before killing herself after not being able to deal with being such a failure.

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2009

23

Apr

Anna Faris Isn’t So Hot of the Day

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I feel like these pictures of Anna Faris chick in a onesie are only hot to severe pedophiles. I am not talking the 20 year olds who are fucking 16 year olds. I am talking the serious pedophiles who fuck babies like they were in South Africa trying to cure themselves of AIDS .

I know she plays the hot chick in all these movies, which brings up a serious topic you should all start debating, and that is that there are hardly any real hot girls in Hollywood, most really hot girls are in small towns, satisfied, because they have nothing to really prove, since they’ve always been hot.

For the most part, Hollywood just has all these insecure cunts trying to get validation that they are worth something, maybe because daddy never hugged them, or their first love cheated on them, or because they were fat and the loser in high school but knowing deep down that they were better and more important than they got credit for, and now they can walk by all the haters, with their noses in the air like the snobs they always wanted to be, because it’s a slow day and the paparazzi snapped some pics of them.

It’s okay for them to think they are better than me, because it isn’t saying much, the homeless man who I paid 2 dollars to see his cock is better than me, he at least knows how to make a dollar….

Posted in:Anna Faris|Ugly

2009

16

Apr

Lady Gaga’s See Through Taped Up Nipple Weirdness of the Day

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Lady Gaga went to some medical center, I assume to deal with her Aids, you know since she is a gay man and Aids is the gay disease, or at least started out as the gay disease, before Africa took that shit away from them, because I guess no one wants to give the gay’s anything of their own and that’s why they come together and throw fucking parades and shit….

She showed up in a see-through shirt, with her nipples taped, like some kind of obscure hipster, carrying a tea cup, because since she’s made it, she insists on doing her urine samples in high end china, while wearing a wig and glasses, and all that production still couldn’t distract me from her weak chin, disgusting face. Good try though.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Nipple|See Through|Ugly

2009

09

Apr

Katy Perry’s Ugly Sweater Matches her Ugly Face of the Day

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I slept in again. I guess it happens. The site is slowly dying, so I guess me droppin’ off, only makes sense.

What doesn’t make sense is Katy Perry. This girl has nothing going for her. She’s ugly, she can’t sing and when I was sent this video of her singing one of her original songs back in 2005 when she was just starting out, I couldn’t help but think it was a fucking joke. You know something you’d expect Saturday Night Live or Funny Or Die to produce as a satire viral video or something, so when I realized she was serious and that this Girl Interrupted Gone Wild garbage was what paved the way for her superstar status today. Not that I expected any of the shit she’s ever produced to be anything of substance, you know since she’s a fucking joke, but I would have never expected her career to take off the way it did based on this shit about vagina, even though Box has been her claim to fame.

Here she is the other day in some ugly sweater that matches her ugly face.

Posted in:Katy Perry|Ugly

2009

10

Mar

Lady Gaga Forgets Her Pants on The View of the Day

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Lady Gaga talks like a Drag Queen. There is no way that her raspy voice dick suckin’ voice does not have a penis. She is also into outrageous half naked outfits, ugly chinless faces, and this glam bullshit, and all that shit is way to gay….this is a stage show you’d find at the local drag bar and I’ve been to a few of them, I’ve always hung out with drag queens and she’s fully biting their style. I don’t believe she has a vagina because I don’t want to believe she has a vagina, but if she does, it is safe to say that all the showboating is just to distract us from the ugly she is.

Posted in:Lady Gaga|The View|Ugly

2009

04

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Yep. still ugly. Sure these are probably the best pictures I’ve seen her in. Maybe she’s gone for some off shore plastic surgery, you know the same place you signed up to get the vagina built into your leg so you’d have something to fuck and when you weren’t fucking it, you could tuck your dick into the pouch and have no need for underwear, pretty much saving you money in the long run, you know making your weirdness work for you in this economic crisis.

Or maybe I’m just blinded by having to see my wife naked the last 3 days because she refuses to get dressed and ready for anything that isn’t fat and disgusting, unfortunately for me, no one else is, making my chances of that happening slim to fucking none.

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

02

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Getting Fat and Ugly of the Day

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People are reporting that Pam Anderson is pregnant again because she’s got a belly and is getting fat. They say that she’s moved into some surfer boyfriend’s mobile home, in efforts to bring things back to her roots or some shit, because there is no way she isn’t a fuckin’ trailer piece of trash, or at least an aspiring one, she just got sidetracked over the years when making money and being a sex symbol to the world. Like Lady Gaga is a faggot, Pam Anderson is a piece of trash and I’d do the trash checklist, but really have no reason to, since you all know what trashy girls consist of, from the fake tan, fake lips, fake tits, cheesy tattoos, tacky clothes, rocker boyfriends, etc.

Now I just think she’s just letting nature take its natural course. For once, she hasn’t tried to intervene with surgery or the gym, because she’s tired, or at least looks tired so based on my medical experience, Pam Anderson’s not pregnant, she’s either menopausal or her pussy’s just clogged up with decades of sperm retention, stds and Tommy Lee’s cock ring / drum stick.

Posted in:Fat|Pam Anderson|See Through|Ugly

2009

25

Feb

America Ferrera Reunited with Her Family of the Day

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I get very little satisfaction ripping into someone who plays someone ugly on TV. It’s like she already knows that shit and made a career exploiting it, so me doing this is just beating a dead fucking horse…or should I saw dog….

Here are some pictures of America Ferrera being reunited with her long lost family. I heard back in Mexico, her father was shot while looking through a dumpster for food to feed the family and her mother died of rabies, forcing Ferrara to fend for her brother and sister to survive. They went from town to town, people violated her, one drunk guy even fucked her behind some bar, but one day, she randomly got approached by four white people with nets and hooks and shit, she snarled at them, but they persisted to scoop her up and throw her in the back of a van, and after a quarantine, a series of shots, a nice southern California family adopted her. Shaved her and groomed her and fed her the best kibble around, giving her the opportunity to get on TV, starting as a stunt dog and ending up winning a fucking emmy. A rags to riches story, but for the person who seemingly had everything, one thing was unresolved…her brother and sister she vowed to care for were left behind, so with her Hollywood TV star money, she hired a team of people to find them and finally, after many years, they were brought back together. I think my eyes are starting to well up. Yep. That’s a tear. Wow, what a touching rags to riches story….

Posted in:America Ferrera|Ugly

2009

19

Feb

Louisa Lytton is a Troll of the Day

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Move over Hayden, new troll in the building…part of me feels like Hayden Panettiere found this girl and launched her career in the UK so that no one locally would ever find out that she was behind the her career when her US Success hits….the other part of me doesn’t really care.

Posted in:Louisa Lytton|Troll|Ugly

2009

19

Feb

Some Peaches Geldof in Animal Print of the Day

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You’ve heard the expression a wolf in sheep’s clothing, while here’s some pictures of a pig in leopard clothing, or maybe it’s a dog in a wild cat costume, I was never good at this Old Macdonald shit, but I do know that it’s Halloween at the farm today.

Posted in:Animal Print|Peaches Geldof|Ugly