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2010

06

Jan

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Yep, still ugly….I do a little thing here called the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch. It all started when she won some award as the starlet of the year and I got offended because she looks fucking inbred and the only thing inbred bitches should be doin is sucking dicks in parking lots, back alleys and seedy motel rooms, not winning fucking awards and I knew that with that award would come a fucking ego that left her thinking that people must like her and in liking her must think she’s hot and in turn thinking that she’s hot when she clearly isn’t. So whever I see pictures of her, especailly when she’s not wearing make-up, I like to put it out there and say that Ashley Tisdale’s still fuckin’ ugly….in case you were wondering…..and here are the pics….

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|No Make Up|Ugly

2009

31

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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I figure we might as well ring in the New Year with something that we know will be a constant in the unkown that is 2010 and that constant is that Ashley Tisdale is and always will be ugly.


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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

22

Dec

Renee Zellweger is Ugly in Tight Pants of the Day

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I don’t know why I am doing this to myself. I fucking hate Renee Zellweger. I make a serious effort to avoid every movie she is in because she looks like some kind of cartoon character or monster. She is disgusting looking and I am convinced that she is not human and that she either was designed (badly) or created in a lab (badly) to steal the soul of the people watching her in movies using her little freaky eyes…

Here she is getting an unhuman amount of coffee because she is unhuman and she did it wearing sunglasses because she doesn’t want the public catching onto her…let’s just hope she’s just a prototype, so when the government goes back to the drawing board to reissue this model, they fix her fuckin’ face and give her a fucking ass, unless I am wrong and just overtaken by the whole Avatar marketing blitz, and she’s not a robot or alien or monster but just fucking ugly, in which case, this post is only 98% truth and here are the picture proof…..

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Posted in:Renee Zellweger|Ugly

2009

08

Dec

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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Yep…She’s still ugly. I’m guessing that’s why she’s famous, you know on that America Ferrera, Roseanne Barr kick, where the bitch is accessible and liked because girls can relate to her and see themselves in her, like they feel like if Ashley Tisdale can make it. so can they, but they’re too bust working the cash at Walmart or being teased in the back of their high school class to get an agent and do that whole hollywood thing, so they’ll just let her represent them instead, it’s easier that way. I’m sure she’s not famous cuz her fanbase are a bunch of virgin perverts with their dicks in their hand….cuz if you jerk off to this trash..I’ve got some rotting banana peels and other food I can take pics of for you, cuz they’ve got about the same level of sex appeal.

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2009

13

Nov

Kristen Stewart Is Really Not Hot of the Day

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What type of lesson is this going to give all the teenage girls who masturbate to this Twilight bullshit….is it that ugly girls get noticed? Or that ugly girls have equal opportunities as hot girls? What ever happened to casting hot chicks who make the ugly chicks insecure and develop eating disoriders in aspiring to be like their idol, instead of feeding them this Kristen Stewart shit that looks like they took fucking retard out of the retard home because she fit into the budget and didn’t complain too much as long as you fed her Jello or some shit.

This really makes me mad….it is fucking the natural balance of negative media influence on the public, something that’s been controlling populations forever, making corporations and governments rich as fuck forever, while keeping us these drones that do what they tell us because we don’t feel good enough about ourselves on our own, and in the past when it means a fat chick goes skinny and hot by not eating, it can’t be a bad thing….

On a side note, I guess I’ve officially added to Twilight hype, something I can’t fucking stand about, so now I have no choice but to hate myself for doing this.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Retard|Ugly

2009

06

Nov

Remember When People Thought Claire Danes was Hot of the Day

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Claire Danes is one of those girls who I always thought was ugly, but everyone else thought was so fucking hot. When she was in My So Called Life, I was surrounded by girls who wanted to be her, girls who would dress like her, guys who thought she was hot and I’d look at her masculine breasts and ask myself why….I’d wonder if there was something wrong with me, was I gay for not thinking her busted up face and low level of female hormones was hot….because the media wanted me to think she was hot…but then I got over it and realized it was all marketing and everyone else was just drinking the fucking Kool Aid, so here she is today, lookin as unattractive as always, only now I have a deep rooted hatred for her for making me think I was gay for a day back in ’93….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Clarie Danes|Ugly

2009

05

Nov

Cameron Diaz Still Thinks It’s Halloween of the Day

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I guess Cameron Diaz isn’t who or what I thought she was, unless my title is right and she still thinks it is Halloween….even though I don’t think the stupid eye make-up is really the only cause of the disaster that has happened on her face…I think that the eye make up may just be what she wants us to think is the cause of the disaster that is her face….when in reality it is probably bad botox, or aging, or scars from self mutilation after Justin Timberlake left her for being too old, cuz something isn’t right in these pictures and Cameron Diaz is far from the piece of ass I once thought she was and here are some pictures of the tragedy…

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Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Halloween|old|Ugly

2009

05

Nov

Katy Perry Tit for Some MTV Bullshit of the Day

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I guess Russell Brand’s needle sharing AIDS hasn’t soaked into Katy Perry’s bloodstream yet, because she’s at this event all smiles and looking as shitty as usual, like she’s got know idea she’s about to go on the battle of her lifetime.

I guess the reason why the AIDS from needle sharing hasn’t taken over her life and spun her into a depression or rage, is because Russell Brand doesn’t have AIDS for sharing needles because he was never a heroin addict that he claims to be. That shit was a lie to get him publicity and it worked, the UK people bought into his bullshit and gave him a book deal, that led to a radio show and an MTV deal and America followed….

So the only hope I had in eliminating this Katy Perry is pretty much back in the hands of one of her crazed stalkers who I’m hoping stops thinking about kidnapping her and bringing her back to his cave in the backwoods, where he will marry her and make her have his babies, saving the rest of us from having to deal with her cunt face, until she plans her escape in 13 years and no one remembers who the fuck she is, and actually does it.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:cleavage|Katy Perry|Ugly

2009

14

Oct

Khloe Kardashian Not So Hot Picture of the Day

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Khloe Kardashian wore some sheer sided dress so people could see what I guess are her hips, but I’m scared to look to closely because the whole thing is pretty fucking disgusting because she is disgusting. Making this a great Halloween costume cuz it is real scary, so fat chicks, stop shopping for your Halloween costume, you don’t need to be an M&M another year and you don’t have to be Hamburgler again, you can just take this pigs in her little black half sheer dress and everyone will throw-up in Halloween joy.

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Posted in:Khloe Kardashian|See Thru|Ugly

2009

22

Sep

Lily Allen Shows Off a Good Look For Her Ugly Brethren of the Day

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I always hate on Lily Allen, but she is the least offensive or nauseating or whatever word you want to use for this new generation of popstars, because she isn’t in denial that she’s a fat pig like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are, and she doesn’t try to put herself out there to never disappear, pretty much polluting my life like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are, and if anything, I think she hates herself as much as I hate her which is nicer than Katy Perry and Lady Gaga who think they are the fucking gods of the world because everyone around them sucks their dick and the best thing about all this is that she even covers her ugly face when walking around, so I don’t have to be bothered by it. So let her be a pop idol cuz more girls need to take her fuckin’ lead.

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Posted in:Brown Paper Bagged|Lily Allen|Ugly