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2007

16

Oct

I am – Kelly Carlson’s Big Tits of the Day

I had no idea who Kelly Carlson is which isn’t saying anything bad about her, I just don’t really know who anyone is and have no real business running this kind of site, but it’s really doesn’t take much running, it’s more like I throw up all over my keyboard and it magically appears for you to read.

It tuns out she is from Nip/Tuck and that she’s 30. Now I know a lot of 30 year olds, or have known a lot of 30 year olds and there is no fucking way that she is 30, she looks like a mom of two at a soccer game with big fat tits and a yoga body that makes all the other husbands hate their fat wives more than they already do, but on the positive side, gives them something to jerk off to and makes them organize as many pool parties as they can during the summer so it’s actually really good for the neighborhood.

I met a 45 year old woman looking for weed the other day. She came up to me because I guess I look like some kind of hood rat who would know people who know where to get weed. I got to talking to her, even though she looked older than my scrotum, and my scrotum looks pretty fucking old and no I am not going to show you because that would be massively gay and I can’t believe you thought of that, fag.

Either way, I was drunk and thought I was a rockstar who attracts all the old slags my way because they always had a homeless man fantasy and tonight was the night to live it out, but reality was she was married and visiting the city and needed weed because she has a back problem, like ever elderly chick and weed numbs the pain and allows her to take her husbands cock the right way so that she can actually cum from sex.

I was really glad that she felt the need to introduce me to her geriatric sex life and problems, because I don’t have enough of my own problems to deal with like not being able to getting it up, or having a wife that reminds me of a magic bouncy castle little kids go crazy for at the park….I am not a sex therapist but probably should be and by diagnosis is that this older lookin 30 year old has some great fuckin’ tits and that’s why I am posting these pics.

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2007

16

Oct

I am – Kelly Carlson's Big Tits of the Day

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I had no idea who Kelly Carlson is which isn’t saying anything bad about her, I just don’t really know who anyone is and have no real business running this kind of site, but it’s really doesn’t take much running, it’s more like I throw up all over my keyboard and it magically appears for you to read.

It tuns out she is from Nip/Tuck and that she’s 30. Now I know a lot of 30 year olds, or have known a lot of 30 year olds and there is no fucking way that she is 30, she looks like a mom of two at a soccer game with big fat tits and a yoga body that makes all the other husbands hate their fat wives more than they already do, but on the positive side, gives them something to jerk off to and makes them organize as many pool parties as they can during the summer so it’s actually really good for the neighborhood.

I met a 45 year old woman looking for weed the other day. She came up to me because I guess I look like some kind of hood rat who would know people who know where to get weed. I got to talking to her, even though she looked older than my scrotum, and my scrotum looks pretty fucking old and no I am not going to show you because that would be massively gay and I can’t believe you thought of that, fag.

Either way, I was drunk and thought I was a rockstar who attracts all the old slags my way because they always had a homeless man fantasy and tonight was the night to live it out, but reality was she was married and visiting the city and needed weed because she has a back problem, like ever elderly chick and weed numbs the pain and allows her to take her husbands cock the right way so that she can actually cum from sex.

I was really glad that she felt the need to introduce me to her geriatric sex life and problems, because I don’t have enough of my own problems to deal with like not being able to getting it up, or having a wife that reminds me of a magic bouncy castle little kids go crazy for at the park….I am not a sex therapist but probably should be and by diagnosis is that this older lookin 30 year old has some great fuckin’ tits and that’s why I am posting these pics.

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2007

16

Oct

I am – Megan Fox Lookin’ Hot in a Red Dress of the Day

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Here is Megan Fox at some fashion show yesterday looking pretty fucking good in red even though she’s protecting her vagina from being exposed like some kind of old lady who doesn’t want the world to see her dried up box. She’s not a real slut and that’s a turn off. The fact that she has the lamest boyfriend in the fucking world also makes me want to hate her and her awkward and randomly placed tattoos that remind me of my toilet after my wife is done with it…you know all splattered with shit and smelling of death also make me sick, but she’s got something going on and you freakshows should print her pictures up and jerk off on them because you know she deserves it.

I like that she’s wearing a period colored dress, even if it doesn’t make as much sense as period pants, because if she was to leak out of her tampon, shit would be dripping down her motherfuckin’ leg….The thing that I hate about girls on their period is that shit is false advertising. If they leave their house on the rag there’s no way they are going to let you fuck them on a one night stand because they are all self conscious about the mess it makes. So shit is false advertising for us guys buying them drinks, not that I would ever buy anyone a drink, I am more of a more for me kind of asshole.

I was talking to a dude today who told me that he has a period fetish and wants to start a period fetish site for dudes like him who only like fucking their girls on the rag. He wanted to call it “Don’t Clean This Bloody Mess” or “Bleed on Me When You’re Not Strong” or some shit that was even more crafty then that, but I forget because I am drunk right now, but I think that’s the grossest idea. I am all for taking what I can get and have no issue banging on the rag, but that’s the kind of shit I try not to relive in video, I was also more into taking a shower as soon as I fucking could, even though I am not the cleanest guy out there, and flip the mattress over, because I don’t do sheets and don’t like sleeping on what looks like a murder scene.

Either way, here is Megan Fox, who probably let’s David from 90210 bang her on the rag, but let’s just hope she doesn’t let him give her career advice, because that would be like letting a blind person cut your hair, or a one legged hooker give you a footjob, or letting a retarded kid write your site for you when you are too drunk and in the mood to exploit the handicap because he probably does a better job than I do. Let’s just say, I’m not a hard act to follow.

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Posted in:Hot|Megan Fox|Red Dress|Unsorted|Upskirt

2007

16

Oct

I am – Megan Fox Lookin' Hot in a Red Dress of the Day

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Here is Megan Fox at some fashion show yesterday looking pretty fucking good in red even though she’s protecting her vagina from being exposed like some kind of old lady who doesn’t want the world to see her dried up box. She’s not a real slut and that’s a turn off. The fact that she has the lamest boyfriend in the fucking world also makes me want to hate her and her awkward and randomly placed tattoos that remind me of my toilet after my wife is done with it…you know all splattered with shit and smelling of death also make me sick, but she’s got something going on and you freakshows should print her pictures up and jerk off on them because you know she deserves it.

I like that she’s wearing a period colored dress, even if it doesn’t make as much sense as period pants, because if she was to leak out of her tampon, shit would be dripping down her motherfuckin’ leg….The thing that I hate about girls on their period is that shit is false advertising. If they leave their house on the rag there’s no way they are going to let you fuck them on a one night stand because they are all self conscious about the mess it makes. So shit is false advertising for us guys buying them drinks, not that I would ever buy anyone a drink, I am more of a more for me kind of asshole.

I was talking to a dude today who told me that he has a period fetish and wants to start a period fetish site for dudes like him who only like fucking their girls on the rag. He wanted to call it “Don’t Clean This Bloody Mess” or “Bleed on Me When You’re Not Strong” or some shit that was even more crafty then that, but I forget because I am drunk right now, but I think that’s the grossest idea. I am all for taking what I can get and have no issue banging on the rag, but that’s the kind of shit I try not to relive in video, I was also more into taking a shower as soon as I fucking could, even though I am not the cleanest guy out there, and flip the mattress over, because I don’t do sheets and don’t like sleeping on what looks like a murder scene.

Either way, here is Megan Fox, who probably let’s David from 90210 bang her on the rag, but let’s just hope she doesn’t let him give her career advice, because that would be like letting a blind person cut your hair, or a one legged hooker give you a footjob, or letting a retarded kid write your site for you when you are too drunk and in the mood to exploit the handicap because he probably does a better job than I do. Let’s just say, I’m not a hard act to follow.

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2007

16

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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That party like a rockstar song is pretty big right now, but partying like a rockstar is a waste of fucking money. All these kids with their parent’s credit cards are going nuts buying their bottles of Grey Goose like shit makes other people think they are rockstars in their designer clothes, when everyone knows that you’re just some asshole with his parents money or even with money made at a call center all week only to blow and give the illusion of being a rockstar. What people should be aspiring to do is party like a homeless person because homeless people are always fucked up and they do it on a budget and it is a lot more accessible for the everyday man. Sure, chicks don’t fall for homeless dudes, but after drinking a bottle of rubbing alcohol who really gives a fuck because you can’t see the chicks anyway cuz you’re blind now motherfucker and covered in your own feces or the feces of your friends….if you even have friends, but you don’t care about friends cuz you’re partying like a homeless man and homeless people are like lonesome cowboys.

Either way, here are my links.

Clip from Keeping Up With The Kardashian’s Where She Learns How to Pole Dance
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Bert And Ernie Are Gangsters
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Which Game Show Host Would You Rather Do
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Jennifer Aniston is Obsessed With Her Pubic Hair and So Am I….
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Some Drunk Hot Chick Eats Maggots Video
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Jennifer Garner’s Thong Slip
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Model Isabeli Fontana See Through Action
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Kim Kardashian on the Runway With Her Fat Ass
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Kim Kardashian’s Got Some Big Fucking Tits in a Blue Dress
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Review Of New Radiohead Album
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Some Life-Sized Hologram of Kate Moss Is Pretty Amazing and I want One To Fuck
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Pee-Wee Herman’s Angy Leprechaun Halloween
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Phoebe Price On Set of Some Music Video in Action…
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Diddy Slapped a Man Over a Girl at a Night Club Because He Can Do Whatever He Wants
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Lucy Pinder Photoshoot With a Snake Video
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Ben Afleck’s Kid Plays With Money
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I am Convinced Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are Brother and Sister
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Rosario Dawson’s Got Some Hard Fucking Nipples
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Some Slut Who Can’t Sing
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The Keeley Hazell 2008 Calendar Pictures
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Teri Hatcher Pickin’ Her Wedgie
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Gay People Hate Perez Hilton and So Do You…
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Vanessa Hudgens’ Nude Pics Get Her Paid!
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Some Dude in a Wheelchair Wins a Date With a Pornstar
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T.I. Goes to Jail For Buying Machine Guns Cuz He’s Awesome
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Kate Moss Does i-D Magazine in Her Panties and Looks Good
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Amy Winehouse’s Wigs Are Made From Romanian Orphans.
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Justin Timberlake Shotgunning a Beer at a Tailgate Party
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The Vatican Think The Pope Came To Us From the Grave in Fire
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Naomi Watts Rock Hard Nipple Scene
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Some Dirty Cunt Needs To Get Some Full Throttle – Comedy Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here Comes Everyone On The Bride Video
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Some Drunken Girl Craving Massive Attention By Showing the World Her Ass Video
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Last Night’s Party Always Finds the Drunken Whores Willing to Get Naked
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Girls Caught Tanning Topless on a Roof Top
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Some Beach Volleyball Girls Gallery
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Some Dudes Roommate Gets Caught Jerking Off
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Pete Doherty and His New Model Girlfriend Named Irina Lazareanu Who Was His Young Model Girlfriend When She Was 15 and Was Then Discovered by Kate Moss
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This Picture Changed my Fucking Life….
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Some Webcam Chick Teasing Like Webcam Chicks are Supposed to Do
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Kat Cross Showing Off Her Big Tits For Ralph Magazine
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Read the Spencer Pratt Interview In Radar Because It’s Jokes…Like His Career
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Some Ashanti Spread in King Magazine With Her Tits Bustin’ Out
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Paris is Going to Rwanda To Cure the AIDS Epidemic With Her Vagina
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Some Girl Shows Off Her Ass On Photobucket Because Girls Seem To Like To Take Naughty Pics of Themselves, Just Not For Me….
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Scary Kids Scaring Kids CD – Weird Fucking Name for a Band but Download It If That’s Your Thing.
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Some Three-Way Chick Fight Breaks Out on the Street
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Use this Spray To Get Laid
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Find Pussy in Your Hometown Because Sluts Are Everywhere
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Find the Best Porn Sites Out There To Jerk Off To, Because Let’s Face It, It’s The Closest Thing You Can Get To a Gf
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2007

15

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff Nipples and Stupid Tights of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hilary Duff with some erect nipples in a stupid Jewish Outfit of the day, only she took some kind of slutty twist on it with some slutty tights under her slutty dress, but I am all about sluts because all girls are sluts and I am into vagina, so it works for me.

I realize that I am a little too abrasive when it comes to sluts because girls don’t like that I think they are all sluts. I was in the coffee shop talking to some gay dude about how all chicks love cocaine because they are insecure and it makes them feel good about themselves and that’s the same reason why they like male attention, because it’s some kind of empowering shit that makes them feel like they are worth something. So I start going off on this rant and this old feminist bitch next to me who is listening to me go off, gets up and in my face and starts yelling at me about how disgusting I am and how I am a woman hater. I told her that it’s the opposite, I actually love women and love the fact that they are sluts because otherwise I’d have nothing to jerk off to or on. Then I asked if her if she was into anal and she stormed off. I guess she tried it once and it hurt too much and hasn’t been able to get over that pain. Slut.

Here are those pictures of Hilary’s hard nipples, I love that she is trying to cover those fuckers up with whatever that Stuff by Duff in her hand is, like she doesn’t want us all lookin at her tits, even though I know deep down inside she loves the attention.

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2007

15

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Cleavage Pics of the Day

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I am not that interested in Britney Spears, because I am convinced this bitch is doing all this for record sales. I am talking her custody battle, her head shaving and all that vagina slipping.

I am pretty interested in the 2 ambulance drivers who were in line for coffee in front of me, not cuz I am a fag but because they were. They were both flaming queers and I didn’t realize that flaming queers do much more than being ridiculously fabulous at their cocaine sex parties. I was a little confused how they ended up in this line of work, I figured that maybe it was the hope of saving other fags from drug overdoses on the night shift, or maybe the fact that they get to see lots of men half naked, or at least they can get men naked when they are trying to save their lives. I was also confused as to how they both ended up on the same shift, because if I was a boss, I’d never let the queers work that closely together unsupervised because within the first few minutes they’d be sucking each other off….but then I realized that maybe all the downtime of waiting for old people die is a great gig to have if you can work with someone who will suck you off.

Speaking of fags, here’s some Britney cleavage pics because I’d totally fuck her tits up the ass.

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2007

15

Oct

I am – Victoria Silvstedt’s Nipples in a Red Dress of the Day

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I hate Victoria Silvstedt because she sent her lawyers on my ass a couple years ago for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget rich dude she was banging. Ever since then, we haven’t had much of a relationship because I can’t really deal with people trying to sue me, or people trying to bring me down, so every chance I get to drag her cunt name through the mud, I taken and that is why I am posting these red dress hard nipples almost an upskirt pictures.

Sure, Victoria Silvstedt is worth a fuck, but she’s not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. You can tell that she’s one of those girls who hangs with ugly chicks to make herself feel better looking. She’s the one who craves all the male attention she can get and just being hotter than her friends makes her the one the guys flock to by default. She has made a living out of showing her tits to dudes and it probably all started when she was an 18 year old Swedish skier and realized that boys wanted to fuck her in her racing spandex outfit and that lead to fucking lots of other skiers, then to getting implants for the whole world to want to fuck her. Maybe she never had a father who spent any time with her, but who gives a fuck because her nipples are hard and I’d still hate fuck the bitch because hate fucking is even better than happy fucking because of all the pent up anger dripping off her chin, if you know what I mean. Pervert.

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Posted in:Bikini|Nipples|Unsorted|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

15

Oct

I am – Victoria Silvstedt's Nipples in a Red Dress of the Day

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I hate Victoria Silvstedt because she sent her lawyers on my ass a couple years ago for posting pictures of her getting eaten out by some midget rich dude she was banging. Ever since then, we haven’t had much of a relationship because I can’t really deal with people trying to sue me, or people trying to bring me down, so every chance I get to drag her cunt name through the mud, I taken and that is why I am posting these red dress hard nipples almost an upskirt pictures.

Sure, Victoria Silvstedt is worth a fuck, but she’s not nearly as hot as she thinks she is. You can tell that she’s one of those girls who hangs with ugly chicks to make herself feel better looking. She’s the one who craves all the male attention she can get and just being hotter than her friends makes her the one the guys flock to by default. She has made a living out of showing her tits to dudes and it probably all started when she was an 18 year old Swedish skier and realized that boys wanted to fuck her in her racing spandex outfit and that lead to fucking lots of other skiers, then to getting implants for the whole world to want to fuck her. Maybe she never had a father who spent any time with her, but who gives a fuck because her nipples are hard and I’d still hate fuck the bitch because hate fucking is even better than happy fucking because of all the pent up anger dripping off her chin, if you know what I mean. Pervert.

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Posted in:Bikini|Nipples|Unsorted|Upskirt|Victoria Silvstedt

2007

15

Oct

I am – Kanye West Performing at Some In Touch Party of the Day

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Here are some boring fucking pictures that I am posting because they were sent into the site from one of you and I am all for posting pictures that you send in because it means no one else has this shit, and in this case I literally mean shit. Not because of Kanye’s skin color, but because Kanye West performing at some In Touch party where he tried to get some groupie to rub his head and rolled in after rockin’ out with Maroon 5 at some other party so he apparently sucked and I don’t really give a fuck…. because he bores me.

Reality is that I am way more into seeing pictures of your girlfriend naked, showering, shaving her cooch, flashing her tits, wearing a bikini, than seeing some hip hop recording artist performing…but since I am slow fucking moving today, we’ll start the day with this and since you don’t have a girlfriend, we’ll prevent a lot of emails of girls you find on amateur sites that you pretend are your girlfriend because you think it will impress me and by a lot of emails I mean 1 email because I have no readers… Cuddles.