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2007

15

Oct

I am – Hayden Panettiere is a King of the Day

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The worst feeling you get as a fat man is when you’re at a restaurant or party and walk into the bathroom after someone takes a nasty fucking shit and when you walk out and the stink trails you and everyone in line automatically thinks you took the shit because you are fat and fat people are wrongfully accused of shitting a lot.

I was in a bar that had one bathroom the other night and there was a line-up of girls and guys waiting to go do blow in the bathroom and whoever was in there before me fucking gave birth to some weird smelling shit and I was fucking gagging while trying to piss. As soon as I walked out the 2 hottest girls in the place were next in line to go in and for the rest of the night they wouldn’t look at me without laughing or looking at me in disgust. I was the fat dude who takes stinky shits in public bathrooms when we’re out drinking, I guess I am the fat dude who stinks to a lot of people but reality is that I barely ever shit and that’s the reason I tell people that I am full of shit, literally, but no one ever believes me.

I know Hayden isn’t a fat man but she kinda looks like one and I have a feeling that this bird drops the nastiest smelling shits after drinking her luxurious coffees and reading stories to kids with a crown on, because I have a feeling she thinks she’s some kind of princess and she needs to be kicked off her fucking throne…with my dick.


Related Posts:

Hayden Panettiere Getting Out of Cars
Hayden Panettiere Takes Her Puppies on a Walk
Hayden Panettiere Buying a Thong
Hayden Panettiere With a Dirty Old Man

Posted in:Blue Dress|Hayden Panettiere|Legs|Reading|Unsorted

2007

15

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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My wife thought I died last night because I never came home. I ended up getting wasted doing tequila shots until 8 in the morning because tequila shots make me feel alive. I ended up waking up in a closet at some after party venue and didn’t remember much of the night except for trying to grab some girls ass like the sexual predator I am. I don’t think it went over well because apparently girls don’t like my drunken dirty hands. They are more into good conversation and not being spat on by some dude who can barely stand. It’s been a rough day but it was worth the pain and lucky for my wife and all of you, I didn’t die and plan on doing it again tomorrow night because Monday is the most underrated night to do tequila shots until 8 in the morning that is the beauty of not having a job. Let’s face it, I am living the dream.

So here are my links from Friday that I forgot to post.

Is it Fake or is it Slutty?
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Heidi Klum and Her STDS
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Laura Weston is Some Hot Chick From Australia
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Drunken Girls Naked and Flashin’ Their Junk To a Cab Driver Video
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Penelope Cruz Pirelli Calendar Photoshoot Video Because She is Fucking Hot
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Jael From America’s Next Top Model Naked at Burning Man
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Anna Nicole Will be Exhumed
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Coco’s Cameltoe
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Kendra Wilkinson at her Celebrity Rap Superstar Bullshit Rockin’ Some Hot Titty Shirt
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A Whole Lot of Hilary Duff Pictures For You To Print and Jerk Off On – Weirdo
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Jessica Simpson is Banging Orlando Bloom
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Rihanna Showing Off Her Big Titties
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Some Chick Named Nikki Grahame Topless on the Beach
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Some Drunken Pam Anderson Pictures
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Some Photobucket Slag Naked and Posing and Shit
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Josh Hartnett is Banging Rihanna
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Some Big Breasted Chick Showing Us How to Survive an Earthquake By Shaking Her Tits
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The Star of My Girl is Engaged to a Guy in the Army
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The Kendra Wilkinson on the Celebrity Rap Show … Rapping
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Some Christina Aguilera Pregnancy Pictures
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Christina Aguilera Scratching Her Itchy Vagina
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Lohan is Broke But I’d Still K-Fed Her
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Some hot Anorexic Erotica Because Skinny Chicks With Eating Disorders are Hot
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Some Black Chick Gets Beaten Up By Dudes
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A Big Vagina Fucks a Can Of Beer Video
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Fat
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How To Tell if a Woman is Crazy
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Petra Nemcova and Eva Mendes Together
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Britney Spears’ New Album Cover
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Beyonce See Through Dress
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Some Zac Efron is Beautiful Video
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Show Jesus Martinez Your Boobs
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Lily Allen’s Secret Sister Comes Out of the Woodwork…
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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Continue Their Fight on Acne
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Drunken Kirsten Dunst
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Some America’s Next Top Model Named Lisa D’Amato’s Music Video Called “Ace of Spades” That Will Offend You….Because It’s So Bad….
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Some Big Brother Twins Offered Big Money from Playboy to Pose
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Ann Coulter Hates Jews and That Makes Me Laugh…
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Some Drunken Lady at a Wedding Passes Out in a Field
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Pam Anderson’s Slutty Party Lifestyle Catches Up With Her Face
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Some Photobucket Ass Collection
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13 Haunted Houses That Will Make You Wet Your Pants on Halloween
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Here’s Some Serious Ass-Vertising – One of the Better Things Marketing Has Come Up With…
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Download 2 The Vines Albums
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Download Some Kid Rock Album
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Some Girl Riding a Broom Arcade Game Video That is Like Porn
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Rihanna Gets an Ugly Fucking Tattoo
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Download the Jordan Sex Tape
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I Have this Skill Where I Turn Girls into Lesbians…This Lesbian Site Got a 79
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Use This Spray To Get Laid. It Works For Me…Unfortunately My Penis Doesn’t…He Quit A Long Time Ago..I guess I was a Bad Boss.
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Posted in:stepLINKS|Unsorted

2007

12

Oct

I am – Ivanka Trumps Rich Breasts of the Day

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I think I may be in love with Ivanka Trump. Not because she is hot but because I fall in love every time I leave my house, which isn’t as often as it probably should be meaning I am forced into falling in love with girls on the computer who I don’t know and will never know, but not because she’s got it going on, or because she’s got huge tits but because she’s got a huge bank account, and like most whores out there, I am willing to Anna Nicole Smith her ass because it would make for a good retirement fund, unfortunately she’s not 90, she just acts that age by being all studious with her business degree and all career oriented when she could be out getting fucked on camera while high on cocaine she bought from Lohan.

Either way, I did decide to leave my house and I am sitting next to some dude who is trying to seduce his girlfriend. I can only assume she doesn’t give him enough blow jobs and he figures charming her with his stupidities will make her feel special enough to take his load on her face. He just told her that he’s never fallen in love with a chick before her and that they were just pussy to him, but she’s something special….what his girlfriend doesn’t realize is that he never fell in love with a chick before, because there were no chicks, just cut outs from magazines in his wallet and posters on his wall. I guess this is what it’ll be like when you get your first girlfriend, I should ask him if he’s one of my 5 readers because you guys are way too similar for him to not be.

Look at Ivanka’s tits. They are big and they are rich. Like my penis, only the complete opposite, if you know what I mean….


Related Posts:

Ivanka Trump’s Big Ol’ Titties
Ivanka Trump Lookin’ Fat
Ivanka Trump’s Nipples

Posted in:Big Boobs|cleavage|Ivanka Trump|Rich|Tits|Unsorted

2007

12

Oct

I am – Chanelle Hayes and Bianca Gascoigne in Spain in Bikinis of the Day

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They say that you are the company you keep…or that people who pray together stay together or I don’t know what I am fucking getting at here but I have never heard of this Chanelle Hayes bitch from Big Brother UK, but I can only assume she’s a useless party slut who takes all the dick thrown her way while drunk and disorderly because she hangs out with this Bianca Gascoigne slut.

I was talking to a some girl who pretends she wants to fuck me yesterday about her sexual history. She was in some bible group until she was 20 and then decided to lose her virginity to her long time boyfriend because the pressure was on. Since losing her virginity she’s been a cock tease to every guy who crosses her path, showing off the right amount of skin and talking the right kind of sleazy smack to make them want to fuck her, but never putting out because she felt her pussy was a prize that was only for deserving people. She’s now 27 and has only been fucked by 2 cocks and is sending me cock teasing messages about how bad she wants me and I decided that I like a girl who hasn’t been violated by every dude who gives her a little attention, I like that she cock teased them and made them suffer while sitting at home jerking off to thoughts of her, I like that she could have fucked 100s of men like almost every woman out there because guys are horny and she chose not to.

What I am getting at is that there’s this fine line of being slutty enough to make me want to fuck you in how you dress and act and not actually being a slut who takes every cock that comes your way but knowing how to fuck like a slut behind close doors for me because I am the fucking prize and all that really matters is whether bitch takes it up the ass or not….

Too bad I am impotent…


Related Posts:

Bianca Gascoigne Nipple Slip in a Bikini
Bianca Gascoigne Topless
Bianca Gascoigne Pantyless Upskirt
Bianca Gascoigne Lingerie Pictures

Posted in:Ass|Bianca Gascoigne|Bikini|Chanelle Hayes|Unsorted

2007

12

Oct

I am – Victoria Beckham's Posh and Spicy Sheer Top of the Day

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I am slow fucking moving today, I am not sure why but I’ll blame it on the rain because it worked for Milli Vanilli until everyone realized that they should have actually blamed it on having no talent, that way there would have been so many less repercussions when the world found out that it wasn’t them singing their songs and they were just Britney Spearsing the shit. But I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Spice Girl Victoria Posh Spice is wearing a semi-sheer top and you can kinda make out her nipples if you look hard enough. This shit is like a magic eye poster that I could never get to work for me, no matter how long or cross-eyed I stared at the shit for maybe it’s more like getting off to scrambled porn because blue distorted women on the screen getting fucked is better than no women on the screen not getting fucked if you know what I mean, which you do because you lost your virginity to yourself watching scrambled porn in the 90s.


Related Posts:

David Beckham Feels Up Posh Spice
Victoria Beckham’s Nipples are Hard
Victoria Beckham in a Sheer Shirt
Victoria Beckham’s Got Nipples

Posted in:Nipples|Posh Spice|See Through|Sheer Shirt|Unsorted|Victoria Beckham

2007

12

Oct

I am – Victoria Beckham’s Posh and Spicy Sheer Top of the Day

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I am slow fucking moving today, I am not sure why but I’ll blame it on the rain because it worked for Milli Vanilli until everyone realized that they should have actually blamed it on having no talent, that way there would have been so many less repercussions when the world found out that it wasn’t them singing their songs and they were just Britney Spearsing the shit. But I guess that doesn’t matter, what does matter is that Spice Girl Victoria Posh Spice is wearing a semi-sheer top and you can kinda make out her nipples if you look hard enough. This shit is like a magic eye poster that I could never get to work for me, no matter how long or cross-eyed I stared at the shit for maybe it’s more like getting off to scrambled porn because blue distorted women on the screen getting fucked is better than no women on the screen not getting fucked if you know what I mean, which you do because you lost your virginity to yourself watching scrambled porn in the 90s.


Related Posts:

David Beckham Feels Up Posh Spice
Victoria Beckham’s Nipples are Hard
Victoria Beckham in a Sheer Shirt
Victoria Beckham’s Got Nipples

Posted in:Nipples|Posh Spice|See Through|Sheer Shirt|Unsorted|Victoria Beckham

2007

12

Oct

I am – Lindsay Lohan's Hot Tits of the Day

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I think Lohan is the hottest thing out there. I don’t really know why, because she’s really not all that hot, but there’s just something about her that makes me feel like a natural woman and by natural woman I mean pervert who wants to see her naked.

I was talking to some girl last night who was wasted and she asked me if I liked to fuck donkeys because I was fat and Mexican looking, I responded by saying that I don’t fuck donkeys but I wouldn’t mind fucking her because her cunt probably smells like a barn, but in reality I am a married man and would much rather make out so I could taste the cum from the last 5 dudes she’s fucked that day on her mouth, not cuz I am into other dude’s cum, I am not gay like that, but I am all about sluts.

Here are some pictures of Lohan’s Big Fucking Tits in Utah where she’s moving for some snowboarding dude she met in rehab, but I am sure it’s just a phase and she’ll relapse soon enough, let’s just hope that relapse happens on my dick.


Related Posts:

Lohan Brings in the Sunshine
Lohan Gets a Pedicure
Lohan Touching Her Toes
Lohan Pickin’ Her Wedgie

Posted in:Blue Dress|Boobs|Breasts|Lindsay Lohan|Tits|Unsorted

2007

12

Oct

I am – Lindsay Lohan’s Hot Tits of the Day

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I think Lohan is the hottest thing out there. I don’t really know why, because she’s really not all that hot, but there’s just something about her that makes me feel like a natural woman and by natural woman I mean pervert who wants to see her naked.

I was talking to some girl last night who was wasted and she asked me if I liked to fuck donkeys because I was fat and Mexican looking, I responded by saying that I don’t fuck donkeys but I wouldn’t mind fucking her because her cunt probably smells like a barn, but in reality I am a married man and would much rather make out so I could taste the cum from the last 5 dudes she’s fucked that day on her mouth, not cuz I am into other dude’s cum, I am not gay like that, but I am all about sluts.

Here are some pictures of Lohan’s Big Fucking Tits in Utah where she’s moving for some snowboarding dude she met in rehab, but I am sure it’s just a phase and she’ll relapse soon enough, let’s just hope that relapse happens on my dick.


Related Posts:

Lohan Brings in the Sunshine
Lohan Gets a Pedicure
Lohan Touching Her Toes
Lohan Pickin’ Her Wedgie

Posted in:Blue Dress|Boobs|Breasts|Lindsay Lohan|Tits|Unsorted

2007

11

Oct

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Last night ended with me being the last person in the bar talking to some dude who was with some busted girl and every time she turned away he’d reassure me that he doesn’t normally have sex with such ugly girls but it was 3:30 in the morning and he figured why the fuck not treat her like the prostitute she wants to be treated like. I guess having standards is useless because ugly girls have vaginas too, and if they are willing to let you visit their vaginas, you might as well take the gift and roll with it, you just gotta be strategic like not let it happen at your place and you gotta make sure they never get your phone number or else you’ll get trapped to an ugly chick because you’re hooked on fuckin’ even if fuckin her is like fucking a bathtub filled with mash potatoes. If you’re wondering why I know what fucking a bathtub of mash potatoes is like, realize that this life of mine has been a pretty ridiculous one…

Here are my links.

Ugly People Modeling Agency Video
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Phoebe Price Flashes Her Ass
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Ashlee Simpson Dancing Video that Will Turn You On
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Some Comedy Song Called “The Perfect Girl”
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Britney Pussy From Another Angle
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Some Dude Gets Beat Up By A Girl
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There is No Room For Racism in Porn
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Alyssa Milano Showin Off Her Stomach at a Recent Event
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Some Carmen Electra Tits at Some Virgin Party Cuz She’s a Virgin
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Some Pregnant Nicole Richie Tan Lines
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Some Diane Keaton Walking Around in Bare Feet for you Foot Fetishists
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Some Beauty Pageant Contestent in the 80s Rocks the Star Wars Theme on a Trumpet for Her Talent
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Ashton and Demi are Ready To Start a Family Before Her Vagina Dries Up and Falls Off
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Some Double-Jointed Freak Video
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Lohan Hot In Utah
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Some Anti Drug Campaign from the 80s Video
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Miley Cyrus Got Her Teeth Did
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Eva Mendes Is Not Pregnant
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A Whole Lot of Evangeline Lily Pictures
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Some Nicole Kidman Showing Off Some Cleavage
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Richard Branson Man-Handles Pamela Anderson…I Guess He Didn’t Hear She Was Knocked Up
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Watch Some New York City Council Member Freak Out During a Prank Interview
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Hot Brazilian Girls On the Beach…Video
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Are you the Phantom Pooper
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A Little Britney Spears Going Out To Visit Her Mother Video
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This Billionaire Gives All his Money To Charity
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Some Crazy Cat Fight Video
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Some Dude in Texas Gets Caught Fucking a Stray Bitch
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Some Music Video With Sluts in Shorts
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Plastic Surgeon Asks if This Girl Needs Labiaplasty Surgery
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PHOTOBUCKET IS A PORN SITE THEY JUST PRETEND THEY AREN’T:

A Whole Lot of Vagina on Photobucket
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Some Looking Good Sweetheart on Photobucket
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More Photobucket Nudity
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Some Chick Named Victoria Posing on Photobucket
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Some Chick Named Amanda Posing In Her Underwear on Photobucket
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Some Chick Named Heather Posing In Her Underwear on Photobucket
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Photobucket Blacks on Blondes Porn Pictures
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Download Some NIN Live Album
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Porn in the stepFORUM
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Porn for Deaf People Video
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Listen to the Full Debbie Harry Album
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Some Song Called Doucebag and I Fuckin’ Hate the Word Douchebag so I am Linking this Out of Hate
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Britney Spears Sues Perez Hilton For Leaking Her Album
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Some Hayden Panettiere Getting a Manicure and Showing Off Her Troll Legs
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Some Extreme Outdoor Pissing….Video…
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Some Blow Job Comdey Song That Sucks
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Some Chick Named Nicole Neumann In a Bikini Pictures
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Some Amateur Chick and Her Vibrator
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Some Vagina Weight-Lifting Video
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Ebina Models has Some Models from Around the World Naked….
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Use This Spray To Get Yo’Self Some Vagina
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Bonus: Justice Performs on Kimmel With Michael Jackson and Other Impersonators….

Posted in:stepLINKS|Unsorted

2007

11

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Vagina Shot of the Day

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I am pretty slow on this because I am pretty fucking hungover. I guess that’s what happens when you drink but drinking shouldn’t be an excuse for me because I try to always be drunk.

I decided that I want to do a video of doing things sober and proving that I can do the same task while drunk…like important shit like performing surgery on someone, operating heavy machinery and whatever else you consider important. I probably won’t do it because I hear the camera adds 10 pounds so I wouldn’t fit in the frame but lucky for you, Britney’s vagina does.

I am not going to write the standard shit about how it probably smells like cheetos or that she’s so dirty and gross because I don’t care what people say and it looks pretty nice and well contained to me and because I am sure the women reading this have way grosser shit going on in their pants and have probably had a lot more unprotected cock than Britney ever has, but you just don’t realize that you’re a slut because you don’t want to admit that shit to yourself and because all your friends are sluts too and because you let the guys wine and dine you while the whole world isn’t watching you so you think you have self-respect. But we know what’s really going on with your meaty fucking junk.

I overheard some chick ranting about Britney replacing the words to the song “Gimme More” with “I’m a Whore”, I felt like my brain had just been raped by her bad joke that she thinks is genius and probably dropping to everyone she sees like she just found the cure to cancer…speaking of rape now you can live out those Britney rape fantasies with a picture of her box, instead of that useless drawing you made on the back of a cocktail napkin.

Some Recent Britney Upskirt Action
Britney Spears Side Lip Vagina Shot
Britney Spears Vagina Shots
Britney Spears Almost Vagina Shots

Posted in:Box|Britney Spears|Cunt|Shaved|Uncategorized|Unsorted|Upskirt|Vagina