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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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American men not being men anymore is pretty funny…They’ve been punshied for being men…They aren’t allowed to sexualize women…They aren’t allowed to seduce or romance woman…They aren’t allowed to be men….they have anxiety about being men…

So they are cutting off their dicks and becoming women..which isn’t all that manly thing to do….

While women are cutting off their tits to be men, which as you know is the last thing a dude would do if he had tits, but they know they are men, and as a man my opinion of being a man doesn’t count, but some bitch who cuts her tits off’s opinion of being a man…does…

What the fuck is wrong with you people…

But yeah, fucking is bad, dating is bad, being a dude who likes tits is bad….feed us hormone jacked up foods….fatten us up and take away sports so that we have zero testosterone….and allow countries like Russia, who still have men, move in and take the fuck over from all the whining bitches…

The point is, don’t be scared to be a tit loving, beer drinking, burping and farting man…bro culture may now be queer foodies in matching short shorts like total queers, but that doesn’t mean the rest of us need to FAG DOWN…

STAND BY YOUR BALLS.

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Madison Beer was Peer Pressured to Post This Hot Video
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Camille Kostek and Gisele Did Their Own Version of Gronk and Brady’s “Bad Boy for Life” Video
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Josie Canseco’s Touching Tongues with Tana Mongeau
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Porn Star Vicky Vette Was All In on the Bucs, Gronk Hit Up Disney World and RIP Pedro Gomez
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Models in Transforming Dresses
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Suzanne Somers livestream interrupted by a home intruder
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Bella Thorne Goes Blonde!
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Kylie Jenner’s Insane Thirst Trap to Sell Make-Up
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IG Model Katy Jo Raelyn Throws a Touchdown Pass in a Skimpy Bikini Ahead of the Super Bowl
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This is a Dumb Fucking Staircase
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Miley Cyrus Tailgates!
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Zendaya’s Hot Pantyhose Reveal
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IG Model Katie Williams Enjoyed Watching the Buccaneers Destroy the Chiefs
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Weird Umbrella Tricks
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Brie Larson Drops A Megaton Of Her Massive Cleavage In A Revealing Swimsuit!
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Ashley Benson in a Skimpy Shirt!
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Police Arrest A Busty Anti-Masker For Trespassing!
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Classically Trained Pianist Learns How To Swing In 90 Seconds!
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The 1986 Cleveland Balloon Fest Disaster
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Dua Lipa to the Moon
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Maternity Nude
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Patrick Mahomes’ Mom Cries About the Referees to Gisele on Twitter
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Terrifying T-REx
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Slink Johnson, Aka Lamar From GTA V Talks About What’s It Like Being A Meme!
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Drunk Girl in Shorts Takes A Fall Off A Trailer
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Guy Impersonates A Cop and Films Himself Shutting Down I-95
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Model Named Ariel in Soft Light!
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Aaron Judge and His Girlfriend Among Those in Robert Kraft’s Celebrity Filled Super Bowl Suite
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Dog and Pilot on a Cool Flight
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Rebel Wilson Living her Best Life Single and SKinny
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Meg Thee Dance Instructor
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Salma Hayek’s Sex Scene with Owen Wlson
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Upset Chiefs Fans Did the Only Logical Thing and Destroyed Their TV
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Group Sky Diving Seems Unnecessary
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The World’s Fastest Talker Sings Michael Jackson’s Song “Bad” In 20 Seconds!
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Tom Brady Reads Hater’s Tweets!
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This is the Olympic Booty!
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Lindsey Vonn Attended the Super Bowl to Support Tom Brady
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Dude Dressed like Mario Kart Driving in Traffic
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The Weeknd spent $7m of own money on Halftime Show
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Ireland Baldwin’s Boozy Ski Trip
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Hot Fashion Model Zoe Blume in a Photoshoot
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Tony Romo Appeared to Have a “Tinkle Sprinkle” on His Pants During the Super Bowl
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How a 5 Year Old Lost in a Store Feels
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Joan Mir Crashes During Race, Recovers During The Crash
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2.7mm Kolibri, The World’s Smallest Pistol
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Bella Hadid in a Bikini
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Inka Williams is amazing in this Flower Bath
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Kevin Harlan’s Play by Play of the Super Bowl Streaker is Incredible
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Ice-Covered Roads Cause Car To Fly Off Course!
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Avalanche Buries A Group Of Friends, They Survive
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Bucs Center Ryan Jensen Showed Up to the Super Bowl With Tom Brady’s Combine Pic on a T-Shirt
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Cardi B Being Wild!
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Alexis Ren Looking Hot as a Mermaid in Lingerie on the Beach
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Hilarious Brawl Broke Out During Rockets and Spurs Game
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Girls Sledding ina Kayak Fail
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Top 10 Products to Help with a Hangover!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy
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Eiza Gonzalez is Hot in Leggings
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Emma Watson on some Scooter Thing
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Kim Garner is Hot in a Bathing Suit in Miami
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Sofia Richie is Fucking Jaden Smith
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Olivia Culpo in a Titty TOp…Seeking Attention…Fake Tits, Fake Teeth, Fake Bitch, Sugar Baby.
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Addison Rae TikTok Tits…
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Brighton Sharbino in Leggigns
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Malin Akerman in Weird Fucking Pants
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Angelina Jolie a Shell of What she Was
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Lili Reinhart is Gross
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Charlotte McKinney is HOut in Leather Pants
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Jasmine Sanders in a Photoshoot
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Dina Asher Smith in Women’s Health..
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Christina Ricci the Legend’s Ass in Leggings
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Rina Sawayama Weird Slutty for Rolling Stones
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Josie Canseco’s Ass in Jeans at Dinner
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This Girl is the Ultimate Flasher
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Street Fighter Cosplay Tits
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27 Inch Challenge
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Reddit Amateur!
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High Speed Pursuit
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Big Boob Reveal
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16 People Having a Shitty Day
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Black and Blue Butthole
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Silhouette Challenge Winners
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Naked Girls on Bikes
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Facial!
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22 More People Having a Shitty Day
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The Dangers of Webcamming
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Busty Blonde
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Couple’s Homemade Sex Tape
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The Great Outdoors
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Lactating TikTok Transition
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Shopping Flasher
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They Call This Mental Mondays
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Foot Fucker
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Huge Tits in the Bath
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AMateur Shower Fuck
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Hair Falling Out in the Shower Prank
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Pussy Taste Test
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Young Dick Sucker
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kin Colored Nips
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Skinny Babe Nude in a Field
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Hose Down
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Idiot Sinks His Own Boat Being a Cunt
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Naked Gas Station Pump!
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Tits and Wand By the Pool
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Bathroom Squirter!
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Girl iN Chain Lingerie
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Ass Slapping in Class
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2021

Feb

Topless Bella Thorne of the Day

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In case you were wondering, Bella Thorne is still hard at work being the most relevant Disney kid around…one who chases for clout from Youtubers to get the people talking about her because she is their brush with Disney Kid fame and as fame whores that’s there fucking dream….one who gets barely naked to prove how into sex and being sexual is…even if it’s awkward, gross, and looks like it smells like shit….cashing the fuck in thanks to being relevant….

From the mainstream industry who see her as a brilliant marketing effort that worked…one to write case studies on…because in an era of competing with the internet, they need to become the fucking internet…and by getting naked, oversharing to pretend to be relatable, while being a total mooch, culture vulture, contrived, pile of shit…but she’s got that audience and is still booking jobs by people who want their shitty movies seeen…all while making money managing other whores, selling her semi-nudes, her merch, etc….I mean she’s pulled it off….a real fucking success story…and I am sure it was a real challenge..when you see the kind of content she’s producing….fake tits out…the way they were meant to be when they were purchased.

I don’t really care that the industry is sleazy since I’ve been calling it hypocritical pretending to not be sleazy all those years…I’ve fought with ad agencies defending this site…and losing…despite knowing their CEO was fucking models behind his wife’s back…but is now scared of a little nipple on the site….

So I’m glad that it’s sleazy, but it’s just low hanging fruit clickbait, but it’s what we want to see, so I’ll look…having no expectations of good content ever really being a thing again, because you can just get the hits with your tits…

That said, topless Bella Thorne is better than a clothed one which is really what it comes down to!

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2021

Feb

Jordyn Jones Wet of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is the Michigan born and raised trashy girl that was sold to the industry at a young age via a dance reality show about little kids dancing which I think should be illegal because you’re just attracting the worst people…

I know that I am being like a paranoid mom who thinks everyone outside the house is a predator, probably now more than ever with that covid paranoia factored in, but that’s how society built us. There was a time when you didn’t lock doors and people were decent, your neighbors were your friends and strangers were assumed to be normal respectable people, but those days are long fucking gone and everyone is a potentially predator…a diddler…a murderer…with bad intentions….even if they aren’t….I blame the internet….Hollywood…destroying communities because 1 in 1000 people are bad eggs…

But yeah, kids dancing provocatively under the guise it was just about the dance skills of a 7 year old is some fucked up shit that should probably never have happened and should probably not have clips on Youtube for the world’s worst to watch on repeat….

That show did allow Jordyn Jones to exist though, so she hasn’t run back to Kalamazoo to become a meth dealer or meth cooker now that she has some savings to invest in a trailer and household cleaning supplies, but instead has laid the foundation of her existing as a popstar or an influencer…or a girl who sells people access to her private IG stories, like they were sold on snapchat premium before all this OnlyFans shit happened, where she puts up her private moments of half nakedness, because why give it away for free when you can cash in on what’s already there like the money grubber you and your entire generation are…

I don’t mind Jordyn Jones, despite her inbred looking face, because she shakes her ass when she dances…knowing that ass will be 300 pounds, diabetic and in a motorized scooter doesn’t phase me, because she’s 20 and in 20 years, I doubt I’ll even remember my own name…I’ll be too busy shitting myself in an old folks home to bother….so live in the now and the now is tits in a bikini under a waterfall….romantic.

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2021

Feb

Bebe Rexha Titties of the Day

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I think the funniest thing about pop culture or celebrity culture or the current zeitgeist is that this site, drunkenstepfather, which has prided itself on being weird, creepy, perverted and basically the cesspool of the internet that no one gives a fuck about, is less hardcore, less sexual, less perverted than a popstar or an aspiring popstar…or a too old and fat to be a popstar but thanks to fat being trending and being already in the industry…and thus becoming a popstar…like Bebe Rexha…

Who is producing content of her basically grabbing her tits, like “look I have tits cuz I am a too fat to be a popstar under traditional popstar requirements, but thank to the fat agenda being pushed, am perfectly positioned and shaped to be a popstar”…

The whole thing is pretty silly….

Sure she’s cropped out the titty, but being a sleazy pervert who likes sex is the cool…forcing me to look onto celebrity in shock that these sluts are legit sluts…not that it’s a bad thing, I’ve been calling them sluts since day one…maybe I willed this low hanging fruit approach to clickbait….

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2021

Feb

Hailee Steinfeld Dirt Fetish of the Day

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A dirt fetish to one person, is a mud fetish to another person, but to most people, it’s the closest you’ll get to Hailee Steinfeld partaking in scat….y

The Germans and the Japanese who invented Scat porn know….as do fecal fetishists everywhere…even those who have weaker livers and pancreases and gall bladders and IBS who prefer their feces to be more yellowish/green….will accept this very dark and chocolaty brown as a stand in for their fetish because when else will you ever see Steinfeld in a tub covered in anything that remotely looks like poo. It just won’t happen, but this happened, so enjoy it even if you don’t get to smell it, which I am sure is part of the allure of a fecal fetish…not that I am into shit, I am one of those people who pretends I don’t shit, who assumes women don’t shit, because I guess I had a traumatic relationship with shitting as a child that I’ve carried into my adulthood, one that would never make me think of shit in a sexual way, not even when it’s on my dick during anal…poop is gross…

Anyway, here’s some Steinfeld in what could be a casting event, you know like those influencers who fly private to Dubai to get shit on by rich men….or just some selfcare or a BTS from her movie….but even covered in shit…girl looks good…

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2021

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Medical Workers are living the fucking life. Not only are they invited to things like NEW YEARS EVE in TIME SQUARE…or Miley Cyrus tailgate parties at the Super Bowl, or filling the stands at the actual Super Bowl, something that would NEVER have happened without this pandemic, as they are now seen as fucking untouchable heroes, who deserve better treatment because they are doing their jobs….what they are trained to do…and that’s being overhyped and marketed into some superhero storyline that I am not buying into….but I guess I am a COVID denier in that I know it’s real, but believe it’s a lot of marketing hype and the stats don’t make it as scary as the media…80% of the 1.5% of people who get it who die are over the age of 80….90 percent of those people who died had 2 pre-existing conditions…so it’s hard to really believe it…

Then there’s the whole medical workers all producing smut for reddit, using it as a way to get Only Fans subscribers, riding the guilt of those people who buy into them being heroes, it’s a fucking cash grab bro…

Anyway, it’s also hard to take the whole thing seriously, when the girls who are supposed to be risking their lives against some evil invisible virus are pulling their cunts out in the very locations that virus is killing people…you know, something you probably wouldn’t do of you didn’t want COVID CUNT….clearly something they don’t fear..

So….overworked, exhausted, mooching off their jobs because there’s this pandemic or not, the true heroic thing they are doing is giving us medical themed porn in an era where medical workers get all the glory…it’s like jerking off to some kind of God when jerking off to these people..you know cuz they are just that important…at least that is how they are marketing…

It’s like looking at nudes of people who aren’t medical workers is not supporting medical workers…

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2021

Feb

Cayley King Bikini of the Day

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Cayley King is some bulldog faced “model” who without the tits looks a little too Sandra Bernhard for my liking, but I’ll assume that she’s not Sandra Bernhard’s daughter, since Bernhard is a lesbian and lesbian can’t have babies, god would frown on that….right?

But Cayley King has the tits, and that’s what matters, it makes that Bernhard face look better that it would without the tits, kind of like the actual Sandra Bernhard, because from my memory of her on Roseanne, she had tits.

I just googled her and as it turns out, she has a kid, despite god looking down on that kind of thing…

But this isn’t about Bernhard, it’s about Cayley King…who is best known as Kaia Gerber’s brother’s girlfriend, moving in on a GERBER, knowing they are rich as fuck, that their mom is Cindy Crawford, and what better way to get noticed before the rich kid lost his mind and ended up in rehab because he grew up amongst the rich and evil of Malibu and that’s hard for some people to survive…

That said, Cayley King, who’s body looks a little too much like it matches the big tits, only she knows her angles to make her seem like she’s less fat, is still trying out there in the form of bikini pics, which workout nicely, since she’s got those tits, knows her angles, and brings it….whatever it may be….it’s something.

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2021

Feb

Eva Amurri Bra of the Day

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Eva Amurri is bringing out the divorcee revenge in this sleazy enough titty video of her big Susan Sarandon tits in a bra as she gets dolled up for instagram…a weird thing people do for instagram…but I guess people like being watched…

You may recognize her big mom tits from when they weren’t mom tits and just big tits because she tried to do the whole acting thing, I mean her mom is Susan Srandon…she’s kind of dialed the fuck in….

Instead of doing Hallmark Christmas movies, she decided on Californication, where she could really showcase her talents or tits, since her tits are her talents, and acting doesn’t require talent, it just requires you being an asshole….who doesn’t get embarassed in a room full of people while being an asshole because the room full of people are there to tell you how great you are…YES MEN FUCK are the reason for these fucking egos..

Anyway, the reason this is shameless, look at my mom tit revenge content is because she got cheated on while pregnant with her 4th or 5th kid and ended up leaving her baby daddy despite having 4 or 5 kids with him and the whole mom theme today REALLY has to end…but MOMS are just such perverts, clearly, they’ve got physical proof that they like to fuck…the worst physical proof, sure…but still evidence that they have been cummed in for all of us to point and judget them for it….

Either way, keep on bouncing them titties in a bra for the internet you pervert fuck!

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2021

Feb

Jade Chynoweth Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Jade Chynoweth is being nice and racy on social media while pretending it’s just a casual workout, despite her being in a bikini, which is clearly not just a casual workout, it’s more of a strategically planned masturbation inducing workout by design….

If this was about the workout alone, the deep stretches to get your mobility up, since mobility is apparently linked to longevity, as I sit here hunched like some kind of pretzel, it wouldn’t be in a bikini….

It is in a bikini because she wants to make as much noise as she can since everything done in a bikini gets more views…

You probably don’t know who Jade Chynoweth is, but she was in STOMP THE YARD movies, so you know she’s low level…a trained dancer who prior to dancing in movies also danced on stage…and I guess still does…

She’s been in the FENTY lingerie shows, she’s done dyke shit with Halsey on network television, and she continues to slut in content because when you’re a professional dancer, stripper is always the back-up plan, so she knows exactly what she’s doing here….and like most women will likely complain at men for creepily sexualizing an innocent workout video on social media…because obviously we’re going to sexualize this, she’s basically showing her fucking butthole…

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2021

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILF MONDAY!

I don’t know why Monday is about moms, but I’ve already posted girls lactating, Kate Beckinsale, Liz Hurley, Kristen Bell, and the day is still young, I may have even posted other moms, I can’t keep track…but for whatever reason, Mondays are about moms and I guess that “whatever reason” is because mom’s still have vaginas, banged out vaginas sure, but vaginas none the less, and in having those vaginas they feel that they are still sexual beings, that having a kid won’t define them, or turn them into their own moms, they are sexual, they have cameraphones, and they are more eager and willing to get naked or slutty on the internet to reclaim that sex appeal, because they’ve basically done the equivalent of giving up in having that kid, so there’s no shamlessness in trying, and even if there was, who cares, they are too exhausted from sacrificing their lives for some shitty unappreciative kid who will end up a drug addict whiner….so get it while you fucking can.

I guess the good news, is moms are getting younger and younger since influencers need props and are all horny…fuck and get cummed in….plus Kylie did it…which doesn’t take away from the fact that a baby has been grown and shat out their vagina…but they bounce back a bit better from the mom thing and become less desirable on the dating scene because only an idiot would want to be a stepfather unless he had to…even a drunkenstepfather…as first options are usually the ones who don’t have kids…and don’t want kids…and the second option are those who don’t have kids and don’t know you’re important…only an idiot would want a woman with that kind of baggage..which is probably why MILFs are great fucks…like fat chicks before them…they want to take advantange of the opportunity knowing they aren’t marketable..

Anyway, these are a bunch of self proclaimed milfs being naughty on the internet….

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