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2021

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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CNN has posted fake news that offends me. Perpetuating lies….for tabloid bullshit….

No, I don’t mean about the tabloid news approach to covid, fear mongering, Trump, the woke, blm… that shit doesn’t phase me….even if it’s fucking dumb and usually triggered by the worst fucking attention seeking people trying to get clicks knowing fake activism gets clicks…they annoy me….but they don’t bother me…I see through their bullshit lies…

But today, they posted something that does…they said a “simp” is what kids call boys who are nice to girls….no it isn’t idiots…

They are trying to normalize being a simp or trying to make simp a bad word..to keep up the demasculination of males as part of their weird agenda…

So they are saying a SIMP is a boy who is NICE to girls…and they are being punished for it…so stop calling people SIMPS…and encourage boys to be girls….or nice to girls…at least I assume, I didn’t read the article….

A simp is a boy or man being manipulated by women also known as pussy whipped, bitch made, or what all the only fans girls refer to their paying customers as to other ppl when laughing about how much they make off them.

A simp is a boy girls don’t respect and take advantage of because they do what they are fucking told…it’s not even FRIEND ZONE….it’s lame dudes so desperate for female attention or to get noticed they fucking do everything they can as desperate as they can…only to not get what they hoped for because they are SIMPS..

Don’t be a fucking SIMP…You idiots….and don’t let CNN punish you for calling the SIMPS in your life SIMPS…they need to man the fuck up, you’re just helping..

Here are some morning links…in the morning…

Halsey Wants You All To Listen To Her Baby Bump Update Nonsense – Which is Why She’s in a Bikini
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Amazing Scandal – Jason Darula Got Sucked Off by a Trans
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Gracie Hunt and Her Friend Are Cranking Up the Heat in Mexico
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Kim Kardashian Credits Plant Based Diet for her Cosmetic Procedures!
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John Travolta’s 5 Million Dollar Maine Mansion is For Sale….For You To Buy and Fuck Where Travolta Likely Fucked Twinks…
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Nude Model in the Sand Dunes
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The Problem with Society is that You Don’t Watch Enough Elephant Videos
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Cat VS Tofu
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People Don’t Care About Crazy Things Done with Trains in Silent Movies…
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Prince Markie Dee is DEAD
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Topless German Model Being Hot
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UFC Fighter Julian Marquez Has Been Exchanging DMs With Miley Cyrus
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Atlanta Nightclubs Are Preparing for NBA All-Star Weekend Parties Despite Adam Silver’s Claims That There Won’t Be Any
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Top 10 Snacks Right Now
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Top 10 Products for the Outdoorsman
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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2021

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Changing the site name from DrunkenStepfather to DrunkenSpeculum…or DrunkenStrepfather….or DrunkenStockBroker….because the stepfather thing with all these stepfather porn makes people think I am some dirty stepfather…sure, I am a pervert…but not that kind of pervert…because they were molested by their stepfather…I don’t know…but it’s not MY truth…not MY vision….they’ve WRONGFULLY labeled me…DISCRIMINATION….they have “Victims of Sexual Abuse Splained me…..and I’m the victim here…so STOP blaming me…I’m the DRUNKEN STRAPLEATHER…

I will not fold..I will continue to be irrelevant but still be an internet dinosaur….no one knows exists because I don’t have a stepHOUSE like the Vine, Youtubeers and TikTok Kids have….where they are Victims, Whiners, Sluts….who chase that money because that is all that matters in life when you’re ugly misguided trash…

Speaking of TRASH…These Demi Lovato praises are fucking trash….they should have made a lesson out of her…she should have lost her career, her life, she should have been BLACKLISTED, unhirable but instead they are SENSATIONALIZING it….treading it like a disease not irresponsible heroin overdosing…..

People are acting like they are so sad and compassionate about Demi Lovato’s overdose and pain….because now that there’s a bullshit 3 part series about it…bitch did heroin, overdosed, was able to play the Super Bowl and the Grammy’s a year later after HEALING…and this pandering shit…blame it on mental health shit…ANNOYS me…TREAT her like a fucking addict, and leave her to her own devices on the fucking streets after she burns through her money…FUCK Demi Lovato and this Heroin Addict inclusivity shit…garbage….good thing I know people don’t actually care….but LET the addict live like other addicts…this sensationalizing of it needs to come with a disclaimer because like trans before it, they young and confused will all try to be different, get noticed, have people make docs on them as they chase clout….by doing heroin….

Here are some stepLINKS!

Elizabeth Olsen in a Magazine!
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Isabella Fonte Doing the Spilts, She’s Amazing
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Britney Palmer is WORKING on her Tan
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Jason DeRulo (and other Rappers) are Not Down with the Trans! Crazy Story.
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Lili Reinhart’s Riverdale Sex Scene!
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Naked Girl Optical Illustion
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Rihanna Looking Awesome in a BikinI top Promoting her Book
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Haley Kilil Gets Glam!
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Champagne Cork to a Bitch’s Face
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Buck’s Heiress has an Amazing Friend in a Bikini
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Bella Hadid Takes Wheel in a Bikini
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Paris Hilton is 40 Years Old and Not Married!
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Chantel Jeffries on the Toilet
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One Inch Punch Destroys Brick
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Madonna’s Daughter in a Hot Shoot for Marc Jacobs
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Nikki Bella’s Plunging Neckline!
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Olivia Culpo in a Low Cut Shirt…
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Jeopardy Contestants Have No Idea who Jimmy Butler Is
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What are the Odds of this Happenning!
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Kourtney Kellar Wants You to Know the Nuggets have a Game
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9MM Bullet Spins like a Top on Ice
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Dropping Phone in the Hot Pot
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Crazy Things Silent Movies did with Trains
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Lottie Moss is Upset!
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Tom Brady Dunked on All the Doubters
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Brandi Glanville Wants to be Eaten
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When the drunk Tailgate is the Diving Board, You’re Not Dealing with Pros
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Italy’s Volcano Eruption
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Saving a Child Stuck in the Well
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Lucy Hale is Getting Fit
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Olivia Culpo’s Hot Sister is Dating an NFL Player Too
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The 340 Million Dollar Contract Extension
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Lady Putting Water in the Water Cooler
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Lost Elephant Finds the Herd
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Being Buried in Puppies Looks Fun
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Demi Lovato had 3 Strokes and a Heart Attack During her Overdose
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Bar Made Out of Snow
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Bullet Train Through the Snow
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Triplets Communicating to Creep You Out
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The Kid from Modern Family to Creep You Out
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Nude Model with Long Hair
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Million Dollar Wheel of Fortune Win
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Every Radio Head Album as Described by Eric Andre
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Malia Obama Joins Donald Glover’s Writing Team
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Taya Vais in a Topless Shoot is Amazing
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In Case You Missed It – Saxophone Songs from All Ages
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Eiza Gonzalez is in Green
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Kendall Jenner at the Nets Game
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Classic Shows Reimagine with Disney Characters
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Youtubers are Taking on Puerto Rico to Avoid Paying Taxes….LOCAL OFFSHORE TAX EVASION…
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Top 10 Snacks Right Now!
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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Cam Sluts Bring the Pussy and It’s always a Good Time!
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From the Forum

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Jordyn Jones Legs at a Steakhouse
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Georgia Fowler in some Swim Photoshoot
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Delilah Belle Hamlin in some Photoshoot
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Hailee Steinfeld in some Photoshoot
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Maddy Petsch in some Photoshoot. Fit Body
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Hailey Baldwin in a Mask
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Malin Ackerman in Jeans
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Ellen Pompeo in Leggings
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Michelle Pfieffer Old in a Photoshoot
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Societal Decay Episode 2
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Dildo Threesomes
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SO MANY TAN LINES!
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Hottest Tits!
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Amateur Using a Butt Plug
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Shower Rider
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Drunk Girls…
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32 Ounce Pussy
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Amateur Anal
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Orgasm Quiver
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You Can Tie it in a Knot
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Animals HATE Us
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Amateur Sex Tape
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Crank That Soulja Boy
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Finger Licker
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Big Dildo Ride
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Face Grinding Lesbians
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Suction Dildo Doing Its Job
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Hot Tits Sophie
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Girl Doing Some Sex Training
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Hot Chick Christina Cruise
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Lesbians
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Hot Chick Alina Stripping
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2021

Feb

Hailee Steinfeld Stretch of the Day

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Watch this video closely…

It is Hailee Steinfeld stretching….

So watch it closely….in part because young starlet Hailee Steinfeld is looking her hottest which I would argue makes her potentially the hottest “A-Lister” around…which may be a GENEROUS list to put her on but she’s A-List enough for me to consider her that…and it’s my site so fuck you..

I mean what other under 30 A-Listers are out there? Dakota and Elle Fanning? The main ones getting hype like Margot Robbie, Jen Lawrence, Brie Larson are all in their 40s….who else gets hype….Scar/Jo who must be 45 now…who else is there? Selena Gomez? She’s got nothing on Steinfeld in terms of her look…so I’m going with Steinfeld is an A-Lister and she’s looking her best and I am sticking to it…which is part of the reason why you should watch this.

The other reason is her dad is a trainer to the stars, so she was raised in fitness and knows how to stretch like the pros…

So functional and hot..the way everything your masturbation should be.

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2021

Feb

Miley Cyrus Ass Shot of the Day

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Miley’s Ass is looking good…despite her sober bullshit aspirational “don’t do drugs, do you” nonsense that doesn’t factor in that doing drugs is MORE fun than doing you, HENCE the doing drugs…you fucking losers..

I am not going to go into a SOBER person rant, because YOU all know how shitty SOBER people are with their judgemental commentary about how you shouldn’t drink so much, or their VEGAN approach to letting everyone know that they are SOBER…and making it about them like it’s an attention seeking thing they deserve…like we need to celebrate their 40 day sober coin they got in a CHURCH basement, like it’s an accomplishment…get the fuck out of here..

I like the kind of ex drunks who don’t drink and don’t talk about not drinking because when they did drink, they ruined their fucking lives and know they can’t continue that if they want to survive…because they aren’t fucking “ambassadors” trying to preach shit…they keep it to their damn self…

But when it comes to drinking, I can’t handle. a motherfucker who hasn’t been drunk at least 100 times in their life….and when you meet people who say shit like “I don’t drink because I like to be in Control”….especially dudes who say that…because girls saying that are just being responsible so they don’t get date raped by perverts when they are blacked out…you know it’s the kind of dude to AVOID…

SO fuck sober people and their mantras and catchphrases, rehabs and “programs”…you weak fucks..

That said, Miley’s in the best shorts, showing off her ass, and it’s looking good to me….but I am a fan of Miley and all she’s done with her Dinsey owned brain…it’s inspired so many nudes…so her doing the sleazy, wild, half naked thing for attention after being BORING as shit when she was married…is WELCOMED behavior…

KEEP on showing us that ass Miley, but try with a little MORE asshole!!

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2021

Feb

Tana and Riley Wash a Car of the Day

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Here’s a very important video of one of the top Youtubers, who annoys the fuck out of me anytime I see her horse face, deep voiced, annoying laugh videos….where she tells bullshit stories about being a Vegas sugar baby, wo is now a rich as shit LA scenester thanks to all the young people who buy into the contrived, lame, attention seeking YOUTUBE storylines like it’s a reality Tv show…and I guess it is in ways…since these idiots are just documenting themselves and cashing in….

But anyway, Tana Mongeau, who’s claim to fame was being used by Bella Thorne for Bella to get into that Youtube world where the kids are, and dominate because she’s an actual celebrity…..does an ONLYFANS premium content cash grab…and obviously…she partners up with social media whore porn chicks…like Riley Reid, who may be the biggest name in Porn, not that that really requires much effort, I mean…it’s porn…you can get famous doing porn….even nasty pig looking bitches pull it off…the hot girls still avoid doing porn…even if more and more are starting as porn gets more and more normalized…and I really have no hate for any of these sluts…they are raising the bar, setting the tone, starting the trend for all these other girls who would have NEVER done anything like this 20 years ago, to go hardcore…fame is addictive and naked is the easy way for fame to happen.

So…in being clickbait, they make this content idiots potentially pay for together and this is that video…if you like it…you can go give them your money…if you don’t,…you can give me your money…but you won’t…you never do…you asshole.

I don’t know, premium content starring a porn chick, should have some porn in it, but Tana being mainstream is playing it safe while pretending to be hard, cuz she’s getting idiots paying her to do this and all these idiots care about is money….cuz they are nasty.

Washing a car when you’re two rugged bitches is not an interesting concept, even if these money hungry idiots make stupid amounts of money from idiots doing it….there’s no accounting for taste or quality you know…these girls don’t even know what they are doing…I’ve seen HOT bikini car washes and I’ve seen ugly girls doing bikini car washes and all bikini car washes are better than this BTS for the inside perspective like you’re their with them….we don’t need to be there with them….do better you lazy ass pigs.

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2021

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursdays are a glorious day to celebrate the design flaw, that’s become a design win, in the design of the THONG…and that is that when bent over and looked at in the right way from the right angle you see full discolored asshole…

I don’t know what pioneer, trendsetter, first mover, figured it out, but I like to think they were taking thong selfies for someone on a dating app and realized they couldn’t get a good show without the asshole in…so they just went for it knowing they’d been fucking the dude in a few hours anyway…

Then there’s the whole hype of getting asshole pics from girls, nudes only count if there is anus in it, and everyone is so excited by anus, the unifying orifice…so any excuse to get the asshole out there is a good one…as asshole empowerment is real…

SO here’s some ASSHOLES behind thongs!

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2021

Feb

Salma Hayek Cleavage of the Day

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I recently saw some bullshit about Salma Hayek defending that she didn’t marry her billionaire for his money, but rather for love…and I thought the whole thing was idiotic because Salma Hayek is rich as shit in her own right, whether she burnt through her money or not, she’s Salma Hayek and if a nice billionaire is hitting on her at the same time some lowly millionaire is hitting on her….the millionaire likely less millions than she has….plus there’s the whole celebrity factor which also carries some value….because even if she’s broke being Salma Hayek is worth money…her IG alone has 17 million followers which is likely worth millions even though it’s just an instagram account…

So what I am saying is…rich and famous women date billionaires because they are just as shitty as the millionaires…only they have less to prove….

So if you’re whoever was calling out Salma Hayek for marrying a billionaire, saying she’s a gold digger, you’re a fucking idiot and don’t realize how much these TITTIES are worth….not to mention, it’s not like she’s Miranda Kerr…she’ SALMA HAYEK.

The Mexican Lebanese Dream…tits we’ve loved for 20 years…still has the tits and I am still a fan of all she does with those tits….so LEAVE Salma Alone internet…

I must defend her honor like the HERO I am…

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2021

Feb

Filippa Hamilton in a Magazine of the Day

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THIS Magazine has tried to sue me over the years even though in the beginning of the internet, or my internet, as DrunkenStepfahter, these fuckers paid me 1,000 dollars a month for clicks…so did FHM, COMPLEX and even VICE…yes people I was a BIGGER deal than these billion dollar companies for a solid year or so before the raped and pillaged me and left me in the dust on their quest of internet greatness..

So posting their pics always annoys me…but I figure a name a big as FILIPPA HAMILTON…who I have NEVER heard of will break down that barrier…no, not a shoot they do with an actual famous bitch, which they get on the odd occasion…but some 40 year old model who worked for Ralph Lauren back when you were probably 10.

So here’s Filippa Hamilton whover the fuck that is…

I don’t know if a shoot could be more boring, I mean it’s not 1999 people, step it the fuck up…

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2021

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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You have to appreciate the evolution of a titty flash….what was once reserved for college bus trips to the volleyball tournament, Jerry Springer episodes that were Too Hot for TV, or Girls Gone Wild Springbreak insanity, that ended up getting Girls Gone Wild in trouble for documenting….then there’s the Mardi Gras thing…I’ve been flashed over the years both by asking to be flashed and by surprise…and it only too a specific kind of girl to do that flashing…

NOW…it is a trending internet challenge called the TITTY DROP….

So girls who aren’t even wasted, making bad decisions, that they’ll either live with for their life or sue and get paid out for…has become self produced content that will live on the internet forever and that they’ll chase to get deleted in 10 years when they find god, or a real job or a husband who isn’t into titty flashers….and the whole thing is pretty amazing..

The internet has made flashing tits seem like a great idea that people just hop into and do becuase they have tits they want seen…without any concept of “maybe this won’t age well”….or “maybe I won’t be into this down the line”…it’s that instant gratification thrill….one I like watching…

LET THEM TITTIES DROP….and maybe some of your balls will drop you underdeveloped fucks…

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2021

Feb

Phoebe Tonkin Nude of the Day

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I don’t know when these Phoebe Tonkin titty pics are from, but that’s probably because I don’t know who Phoebe Tonkin is, despite having done a bunch of posts on her the last few months, because she’s got a hot body for a 31 year old that she shows off like an Australian would, because Australian girls have loose morals thanks to all the partying and lust for a good time they all seem to have, with those trashy accents and ancestors of criminals exiled there would do….but luckily, they have hot bodies, I guess surf and beach means general looking good in bikinis…it’s part of their lifestyle…along with being degenerate partyers…but then again, my Australian experience is one of slutty hot chicks having a good time as they travel from city to city spreading their legs…and not one of knowing what the fat, weird, locals look like…so my opinion, is more Crocodile Dundee inspired than ACTUAL fact…

BUT…this one is showing tits and that’s fun, so here are her tits…which are fun…..

If you don’t know who she is, she was on Vampire Diaries and Two Episodes of Westworld…not as exciting as the tits.