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2021

19

Feb

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

This is probably the best thing I post all week, it’s girls, everyday girls just trying to either have a good time or get ahead in life on the internet with nudes, both noble fucking causes, because nudes are thrilling, exciting and fun and basically ANYONE can do them….but more importantly the everyday girl nude takes attention from the shitty celebrity or influencer nudes and I am all for that kind of equality because so many hot chicks out there that I want to see naked aren’t famous enough on their social channels to get nude enough for me to ever see it….until I realized that everyday girls, who are hotter than celebs by default, since they aren’t shitty celebs, even if they are trying to get that audience…they’re doing it through nudes..

I like the on/off because I want to know what a bitch dresses like before seeing her vagina, but also I like to see how good she lives up to her public image body-wise, because that’s what’s important…it also makes us feel like we’re part of some exclusive club even though it’s just put out there for all to see..and my praise of the on/off is irrelevant because I am irrelevant…BUT…that doesn’t mean they aren’t any less amazing.

So here’s a bunch of ON/OFF…because I am a fan of the On/Off…

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2021

19

Feb

Bella Hadid Bra of the Day

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Here’s some Bella Hadid filtered or shot on VHS because the STANDARD DEFINITION does her a lot of favors and allows her to continue on her lie that she’s some HOT top model who is naturally beautiful while looking more like some sort of experiment that happened in some perverted plastic surgeon’s basement operating room he uses to to try new controversial techniques, typically on homeless people no one will notice missing, but sometimes rich LA kids who want to live that model dream like their hotter sister, because this bitch, without all the glitz and glam is a monster…a monster with tits in a bra which makes her less of a monster but that could be the blurry haze that comes with standard definition doing her a lot of favors…

I do hate that this is the look of the top models or that is being marketed to kids as the look of top models…not just because it looks trans but because it’s faker than Bruce Jenner’s cunt…

All this to say, keep Bella Hadid on VHS…or 8 mm handicam…play as the hipster aesthetic…ANALOG…but really it’s doing her some good.

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2021

19

Feb

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butt was invented for girls to make their booty’s pop even if they didn’t have as much booty as they’d need to make it pop in other positions….

The Frog Butt is an ON YOUR KNEES, BACK IS ARCHED tactic that if they were to try while standing wouldn’t work….

I know you’ve seen the girls who know how to turn themselves into Centaurs, all dropping their hips and curving their lower backs in unhuman like ways…all for the booty pic they will facetune before uploading to give even more booty…all while complaining about how MEN give women unrealisitc body images even though we’d all fuck basically anything willing…and unwilling for a lot of you sick fucks…

But the booty needs to be showcased, otherwise how does a woman clickbait right….and this is the pose, or one of the poses, in the repertoire of the slut…

So here are some Frog Butts and they are good…

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2021

19

Feb

Beyonce Humping The Couch of the Day

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I have watched self-produced internet porn of girls fucking pillows to get off, which I think is a weird thing to fuck to get off, but these girls are insatiable, at least the emotionally stunted ones looking for that release to help their anxiety, depression and finances from posting it on the internet for dudes into watching girls fuck pillows..

I find it a little creepy, you know there’s ample sex toys and household objects to put in a cunt, why limit it to grinding against a pillow…plus it’s too fucking soft to really give the orgasm you need…not that I have a vagina or know anything about a vagina other than that they are pretty dry when I touch them despite all the rumors I’ve heard of wetness…you know maybe being the man who makes women not horny in an era where they are fucking pillows cuz they are too horny and can’t go through the day without cumming on the hour….is a super power that will SAVE the future….from people letting the government throw them in FEMA camps cuz they are too busy fucking pillows in front of the mirror for instagram….

The point is, Beyonce inher 40s is being provocative and rubbing that mom pussy on things like all the girls who get with Jay Z behind Beyonce’s back…celebrity life shit…

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2021

19

Feb

Kate Bosworth Tube Top of the Day

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I’ve always thought that Kate Bosworth was hotter than she got credit for…because she never had the viral success I think she should have had…maybe because she’s old or too old to go viral…maybe she wasn’t a very good actres…I mean there’s a reason she never broke through to the A-List…and the truth is, I don’t know if I’ve ever seen her in an actual movie that wasn’t some straight to NETFLIX, back when straight to NETFLIX was worse than straight to DVD, because NETFLIX wasn’t what they are today, but were doing all they could to buy affordable content to keep their paying memebers paying so that they could be what they are today…which I guess means that Kate Bosworth and the low quality shit she was in…along with Eric Roberts and all the other has-beens those straight to Netflix movies cast are the reason for all your NETFLIX excitement you get to watch today now that your life and existence rely on TV because COVID shit…you know where they BRAINWASH and manipulate you through content without you even knowing..which is precisely what I am doing here…BRAINWASHING YOU…to give me your money….I am just not very good at it.

All this to say Kate Bosworth, old as shit or not, still hot and underrated.

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2021

19

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Whoever says that full back panties aren’t equal panties to other panty styles is the kind of idiot who buys into the lies the media feeds them…because all panties, although made different, are still the fucking barrier between man and cunt, and that barrier will always represent both a challenge and a beacon of hope for a better tomorrow…because seeing girls in panties is often times more exhilerating than seeing a bitch naked…it’s the tease man, the romance, the being subtle…etc…

The people who were dumb enough to throw their full back panties in the trash in the 2000s thong craz are the same people who believe the moon landing happened in 1960s…with the limited tech the have…only to never happen again….I guess they are the same people who believe in covid too….the idiots…

They are also the people who think BUSH is bad, bald pussy or nothing, which sounds pretty fucking gay to me, but then again, with everyone being gay, I get it.

I am a panty activist advocate, supporter…so long as it’s panties, I’m down to stare…so keep your panty hate, your panty segregation, your panty discrimination out of these parts…because ALL PANTY LIVES matter you racist fuck..

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2021

19

Feb

Nina Agdal High Cut Swimsuit of the Day

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I used to make fun of Nina Agdal and all her a retard because for whatever reason I thought she looked a little DOWNS back when she was a trending, fit, overrated Sports Illustrated model living the dream…before being a sugar baby ex Sports Illustrated model who fucks the son of a Sports Illustrated model alumni, you know because he was raised in that world and understands her line of work, even though no one is hiring this bitch, but rather she’s just cruising off her savings, his savings, his mom’s savings, I don’t fucking know, but how much could an SI Swim model who is no more really make…there’s a reason they all marry rich…and really how much could she have possibly made even at the top of her career…I get that Sports Illustrated gets brand deals they need models to star in the campaigns for…and I get that they are overpaid to do that…advertising shit…but even if she has money from that, it’s better to spend the money of the dude she’s fucking rather than her own nest egg…that’s the sugar baby way.

ANYWAY, the point of this is to say I don’t think she looks Downsy anymore, I don’t think she looks like a full retard waterhead, and that could be because of the era of everyone being a muppet….where she looks less like a muppet in her old age…or maybe her muppet injections made her lo0ok better.

She’s in a one piece leotard thing and you can see some pussy definition and I guess that’s what the SWIM model life is about…showing the pussy…

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2021

19

Feb

Lourdes Leon Titties of the Day

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Oh My Lourdes….

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s fun daughter who lives that fun life because when your mom is Madonna, who the fuck cares what anyone says, or about accomplishing anyhting, besides just going through your day taking the opportunities that fall on your lap.

I am a big believer in nepotism, because if you’re Madonna’s daughter, you deserve all the opportunities because your mom is Madonna….

I mean coming out of her cunt has probably always been exciting, an achievement, a status symbol for all the cocks that have come out of her cunt…so it only makes sense that if you came out of her cunt like a used condom or a load she squeezes out of her into the toilet…you’d have even better payout, hype, etc…than the cocks that came out of her cunt…

Now Lourdes may be a hairy, hip, modern, feminist, exhibitionist from her coddled, exclusive upbringing, but you can see part of her nipple in this campaign she was cast in for being Madonna’s daughter, and celebrity rich kid nipple is a fetish in and of its own….that I endorse around here.

So keep up the good work LOURDES…

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2021

19

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s Fishnet Friday, which I think was the motivation behind that Rebecca Black song, or even that motivated the whole TGIF movement that ABC cashed in on despite being an expression we all used before they trademarked it! You know, Disney shit…they just didn’t know how big of a deal Fishnet Friday was and it only took me 30 years to really solidify it as the MOST important thing to happen on a Friday besides it being the last day before your weekend…which is probably more inspiring to you than a bunch of bitches in fishnets being hot…

The fact is that the fishnet is the accessible pantyhose, sold in every walmart and drug store, for women to give you that romanticism you need by slipping into sexy lingerie that reminds you of a Playboy shoot or a 1920s french prostitute….because Fishnets have been around forever…thanks to some pervert fisherman with a dream….the SPANX billionaire of his pervert generation…

Either way, anything that girls wear to be sluttier is what you need to stare at to encourage them to keep the slut up…not that we need to encourage them of that, they already know, hence all these fishnet pics!!