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2021

01

Feb

Natalie Alyn Lind Titty Shake of the Day

Natalie Alyn Lind is most recently on an ABC show called Big Sky, which I’ve actually seen thanks to streaming apps existing, even free ones here in Canada, where I can watch ad supported TV like it was actual TV, only at my choosing of when I want to watch it….

The show is about Montana which I fucking love because I’m a fucking cowboy….but the show is pretty dumb as you’d expect by Disney Owned network TV…but I get what they are trying to do….

It’s some Human Trafficking, Dirty Cop working with a creepy trucker, abducting this bitch and burying her in a shipping container before selling her off…you know make a honest worker out of her while society frowns because they don’t think forced sex work is real work even though all sex work is forced even when the girls seem into it…because they are addicted to the easy money.

That was my TV show review, I don’t do them often, but when I do, you realize why I don’t…and why I am not part of the FILM CRITICS union or invited to the Golden Globes or Foreign Press awards despite technically being Foreign Press..

That said, Alyn Lind, was born in LA to an obscure slutty mom, who worked as an actress in things….she has sisters who are also actors…and she’s doing big things…but none quite as big as her tits….because they are big tits.

That’s all I got.

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2021

01

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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I guess the nice thing about MILFs is that the older I get, the younger and younger they get. So what was terrifying when I was 20, looking at these 40 year olds, even the hot ones as damaged goods….is now old man me looking at 35 year olds thinking…oh to be young….

Then there’s the whole BOTOX, fitness, diet, HEALTH IS WEALTH approach to life, where 40 looks better than it did 40 years ago….

Plus with this whole young people being excited by getting cummed inside, it’s the closest thing they get to romance in an era of straight meaningless sex and porn fucking, you know cuz creampie porn is the romantic kind of porn, one that is more than just a one and done, bang bang than you mang….but rather sex that can last a lifetime…through child…..coupled with the whole Kylie, their overlord being a mom at 22 making it seem like a good idea for them…maybe making a prop out of their baby, stage parent them on social or at least make them “young mom bloggers” to sell to brands for money…you know why go to college, invest in being cummed in…

Making these MILFS showing off how hot they think they look, or how they got in the MILF mess in the first place, for dudes into moms cuz they like their maternal instinct or the fact that they’ve basically given up now that a medical room has seen a baby shit out of their cunt, meaning showing the internet their cunt is just second nature…point being…these are MILFS..if you’re into MILFS you’ll be into this….I am just into girls getting naked whether they have kids or not…because they are naked….even if I don’t like what I see or the concept of blown out pussies due to procreation…the being a naked whore on the internet OVERRIDES all that…

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2021

01

Feb

Guess the Pussy Slip of the Day

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Here’s a very fun an exciting post of a NASTY ass old lady in a bikini showing half her cunt….sure it’s not the good part of her cunt but at her age, I doubt there is a good part of her cunt….

I will give you a clue, many years ago she tried to sue this site and did sue other sites for posting pics of her midget billionaire married boyfriend eating her out in public….

I just couldn’t “NOT POST” these weathered ASSHOLE behind thong pics even knowing she’s a litigious cunt…while showing off her cunt…because sometimes that not very age appropriate sex working / sugar baby cunt….over rides the impending lawsuit from the cunt..

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2021

01

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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This is not a lactation fetish site, if anything the whole pregnancy thing disgusts me, and I have no need to really see a tit in action, working how it was designed to work by the alien overlords that created us as a science experiment that laid the foundation to make us this ant colony from hell that we are living in…one where the ants decided to create some imaginary thing called MONEY to make all the other ANTS the shittiest fucking ants around…

Don’t get me wrong, the whole creampie, breeding fetish is all good and exciting to me, so long as there’s some contraception involved, or maybe timed properly so that your bitch doesn’t end up pregnant.

There’s fun in risk of knocking up a girl, and there’s intimacy of busting inside a girl the way nature intended…watching your load drip out of her knowing she’ll be walking around with that shit in her all day….reminding you how dumb she must be to have let you do that…is FAR different than actually bringing a baby to fruition…

Buy I assume 99% of these lactating women are confused as they are trying to reclaim their sex appeal after giving birth, because it is possible some of these lactating tits never had a baby, they just hormonally can lactate, for whatever reason…but assuming that the majority have had kids…they are obviously taking their husband’s excitement of their new tits to heart…not realizing he’s only excited cuz he gets a new set of bigger tits without having to cheat…which doesn’t mean the rest of us need to get in on that….since we’re not the ones in a monogamous relationship with these girls stoked on their tits being bigger….we’re outsiders perfectly happy with tits that don’t lactate all over the fucking place….but obviously weird lonely fucks, the kind who marry their sex dolls, are into lactating tit cuz their sex dolls lack that feature and lactating means a real woman let you knock them up….which for lonely losers is probably a big deal….while for the rest of us, it’s the WORST STD around…baby making…yuck.

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2021

01

Feb

Model with Chest Hair of the Day

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Here’s the worst trending story I’ve seen in a while but this model is being celebrated internationally thinks to GLAMOUR UK for having chest hair, despite being a woman, and the chest hair, that most girls would have had lasered off is not just a stray black hair on her nipple, which I am sure is a lot more common than we think and that I am sure I’ve encountered a few times and wasn’t grossed out by it, we’re humans, I get that, we have hair, I get that..and I am into BUSH, so it’s really just an extension of that, since a girl with a bush which is a girl I’d be into, is likely not waxing or removing hair elsewhere…

BUT…this chest hair is on a whole other level, it’s like that Bill Cosby cabbage clusters of chest hair, and being a hetero male, and not having as much chest hair as this, while knowing men with less chest hair than this also, it’s a little fucking much…

I actually gagged looking at the pics, which is my right….

Just because the model is empowered by it and love her chest hair…and Glamour UK is pandering to society by embracing the story for their own viral clickbait strategy…you know they are just pretending to be into this because it’s cool to fetishize things otherwise seen as “embarassing”….to show how woke we are….doesn’t mean my natural reaction isn’t going to
be my natural reaction of being grossed out by this on a physical level at my core, I don’t like it….and I don’t like Glamour UK for pretending to like it, when I know they are just hopping on board for clicks, mooching off her and her weird disorder….that makes her a body hair activist, because what the fuck else is she going to be when she has that level of body hair, so good on her…it’s just not for me but it may be for you…so check it out.

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2021

01

Feb

Shower Sundays of the Day

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In the event you haven’t read my last 3 posts, I had big dreams about posting on the weekends at the beginning of the year, but like everything I set out to do, I don’t bother doing it because ultimately no one is coming here to see 100 pics of girls in the shower on a Sunday…no one fucking cares…

But since I have all these pics archived, it’d be a crime to not put them up, since they aren’t our weekend FAT CHICK POST to remind you that fat chicks aren’t hot even more un-hot when naked…

It’s girls in the shower and if you’ve ever lived with a girl, or had a roommate with a girlfriend, or if you’ve been near a shower that has women in it, you’ll know that drilling a hole in the wall or the door to watch girls shower is a lot of fun…

So that’s probably why these girls are posting up pics of their shower, they know we like watching them clean their assholes before licking it, even though that’s never been my pre-requisite, I like a bitch’s smell, maybe some post workout sweat…or some let me taste last night’s dinner bitch….I’m down for your traces of feces…I’ve done my research on gut flora and fecal transplants maybe your bacteria will make my digestion more efficient…

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2021

01

Feb

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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I had big dreams about posting on the weekends at the beginning of the year, but like everything I set out to do, I don’t bother doing it because ultimately no one is coming here to see 100 pics of fat girls being slutty, which is the weirdest fucking fetish around….

I get being WILLING to fuck a fat chick that you meet on TINDER who no one will ever know about…..and I get being forced to fuck a fat chick who got fat after you stupidly married her and gave her that level of comfort and security she felt she could get away with being fat…and I get the 3 am when drunk at the bar fucking of a fat chick knowing you’ll be fucked or at least sucked right since they have that oral fixation that got them fat in the first place and that eagerness cuz they are finally getting a chance to fuck despite being fat…but that’s really a dated idea as fat girls are the norm now, body positivity and everyone fucking everyone makes them think they are hotter than they are….

I’ve known fat girls who fuck 2 dudes a day or at least a different dude a day, thinking they are hot and not just dealing with pervert dudes on a one-on-one basis…so fat girls are doing the nudes like the skinny chicks and it’s all so weird….but it happens and MY DUTY is to document what people are up to when it comes to sex, perversion, exhibitionism…it’s my hobby.

Fat fetish sites is not my hobby….but I guess this post makes this site a fat fetish site when really I’m pointing out how wrong or misguided this confidence is!

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2021

01

Feb

Man Marries his Sex Doll and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman VS Glass Door

Lighting Hair on Fire Drinking Game

Pocahontas Star Getting Arrested Footage

Flight Student Gets an “F”

Mudslide Taking Out a Car

Making the Wrong Choice…

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2021

01

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I find it funny that if you don’t believe in COVID you’re an automatic racist, trump supporter, QAnon conspiracy theorist…..I just don’t believe in any bullshit being pushed out there because I know how stupid people are…I know how Public Relations, Media Manipulation, Spinning Stories, planting stories, etc…..and people don’t even take a second to think things rationally, it’s all just emotional triggers and self interest and they know that they’ll look bad socially, in their own little bubble, if they have an opinion that is being marketed as unfavorable…

Racism, COVID denying, or hating the sanctions put in place from the government, at least in Canada, where they are creating interment camps they call “QUARANTINE HOTELS” like calling prison “Justic Retreats”….despite it going against our charter of rights…but if you ask anyone, they are for it…”THOSE TRAVELERS AND THEIR COVID”…meanwhile death rates are consistent for the last 10 years and the kind of pandemic I want to believe in is one where people are actually dying off from every angle…not one where the FLU has gone down 95% over last year…

NOT TO TALK about COVID AGAIN…but it is going on and you can’t have tits without COVID….at least not here…

I don’t sit here obsessing over STOCK MARKET misses and COVID restrictions, I actually work on my pick-up lines if ever the bars open up again.

My latest is a little HPV humor for the HPV people out there….with a little….so when bars open up try this:

“baby, our sex would be life changing, in 10-25 years from now, our unprotected sex will give you CANCER, or pre-cancerous cells on your cervix, don’t worry, if you don’t get it from me tonight, you’ll get it from someone down the line, so let’s get this done”…

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2021

30

Jan

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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I had big dreams about posting on the weekends at the beginning of the year, but like everything I set out to do, I don’t bother doing it because ultimately no one is coming here to see 100 pics of girls in bathing suits that have been uploaded to the internet..

But, I guess there’s nothing better to do, plus you can never have enough bathing suit pics, just ask any influencer, wannabe influencer, mom who went on vacation want, the bikini pics get the action…so keep on posting them…so girls now have 100s of shitty bikinis to always have a fresh look for their internet attention seeking and I am fine with being the bikini critic when they do it…the Siskel and Ebert of talking shit on hot enough chicks half naked…only I still have my jaw.

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