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2021

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know why the cameltoe has become a go-to fashion statement from the young and the hip fashionistas of this generation, but that shit has gone viral and trickled down into the mainstream, where all girls are jacking their pants, panties, bathing suits, leggings, shorts, up into themelves…

I don’t know if the fat pussy mound is the cleavage of the generation, but I know that I’ve been into frontal wedgies since I was in Highschool and I noticed the lunch monitor’s cameltoe…life hasn’t been the same since…first glance is at pussy you know to make sure it’s there and now that life is lived behind a screen…I can zoom the fuck in and really see all their lips have to offer.

I find that exhilarating. Her’s a bunch of Pussy Wedgies..

Best fashion trend of the decade….even if we’re only a year and 13 days in.

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2021

Jan

Stella Hudgens in some Big Underwear of the Day

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If you read the site, and you don’t, you’ll know that I am into celebrity siblings or celebrity children, because they are celebrities by association and their entire existence and fan base is strictly from pervert losers trying to get to their famous relatives through them….you know target the broken sibling who hate themselves even though they have the best life so that you can get invited to their Thankgiving dinner…it’s a documentary I am working on, let me know if you have any financiers to help get it off the ground and register this post so that I can sue the bastard that steals my idea.

Point being, Stella Hudgens, sister of Vanessa, riding Vanessa’s fame without being a household name herself, all exciting things because she can still be anonymous and get the perks of HOLLYWOOD….but yes, Stella Hudgens, sister of Vanessa is wearing some real massive panties…

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2021

Jan

Lily Collins in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Lily Collins is the celebrity daughter of celebrity Phil Collins, but I am not entirely sure if they’ve ever met before, because these celebrity dads are a lot like sperm donors helping lesbians make babies, in that they get entrapped by the women they get swindled by through unwanted pregnancy, but whether they know each other or not, it’s a great marketing hook to help her launch an acting career, that is surprisingly pretty lucrative….they actually take her seriously…so that whole “In the Air Tonight” inheritance is just bonus that will be split amongst the kids….

I saw that this company is buying music catalogs from celebs which work out to be 25 years of royalties, Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Shakira and others have singed over their music, and in the event you didn’t know they got paid HUNDREDS of millions of dollars up front, so Lily Collins, acting or not, is going to be fine….while looking fine…but I’m biased because I like skinny girls with eating disorders in tight dresses…it’s a fetish.

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2021

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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The internet has nude “influencers” that don’t necessarily have any influence, but they get naked on the internet and thus get views, which is all any brand is looking for, so by default they become “influencers’…even if their audience is 95% dudes jacking off to their tits…

SO there’s no surprise their are WEED specific models or girls who pretend they are models or girls who get naked on the internet pushing weed products to their fans that I assume are also weed people…you know keep things within their intersts or whatever…

Not to mention, any dude who is into weed on a level where he’s following nude girls who are into weed, rather than any and all other nude models, is a bit of a fucking nerd loser who is likely pretty easy to manipulate into pulling out his credit card by using these naked girls…

That said, I support weed activists because the fact weed is illegal is fucking nonsense, you can grow that shit in your backyard and smoke it like your Italian grandma roasting the tomatoes she grew, only better…so if these are the tits and asses of weed…or just weed smokers throwing in their support for weed legalization…since it is clearly another government breach on our freedoms…I am all for it…even if some of these girls look a little too much like weed smokers…or maybe like I’d need ANGEL DUST / PCP laced weed to really be into their tits…but since they aren’t actually celebs, I’ll just celebrate random nudity with a theme, and save the hate for actual celebs, cuz you can’t get mad at a girl for posting a nude….at least I can’t…enpower that shit.

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2021

Jan

Dua Lipa Topless of the Day

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Dua Lipa was too fat to be a model, so she did what any self respecting fat girl with an ego and a dad who worked in marketing would do….she started a youtube, where there are no size requirements, all you have to do is sing cover songs, get views, even buy some fake view as all these people do and some record company with too much money will move in an cut a fat check to get in on some of that audience…they need the relevance to invest in, otherwise creating talent of their own would take too much fucking money, so they can just give Dua Lipa a fraction of that money, she stays rich, gets to fuck the male Hadid, and live that life of luxury she probably always lived cuz she’s likely rich to begin with….I don’t fucking know, she’s topless for whatever fucking reason, and I am ok with that kind of behavior from the new generation of popstars built from social media regardless of the level of talent she’s got…or doesn’t got….

I guess this isn’t topless at all, more of a bra that is hiding to look topless, because faking nudes is what her generation is BASED on..and this is one of their leaders…straight from the mean streets of having a viral TikTok song….which you know is what makes you matter….and this is what happens when you matter….I guess..

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2021

Jan

Bella Thorne Sister Incest of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a clout chaser, even though she really didn’t need to be, but I guess when you’re a barely relevant Disney Kid, who wants more out of life, who knows the audience is on social media, you and your team strategize on how to GET THOSE VIEWS…because she was already a Disney Kid who had the followers…so the segue into selling non-nudes she presents as nudes to her pervert fans with credit cards….the fact people pay for that shit is beyond me, there’s so many nudes for free, maybe focus on those…none of these vendors are even that great…even when they are Disney Kid and have mainstream fame…

Anyway, her mom who trained the kids to be dick suckers to get ahead….and who won with Bella, has other useless failure kids who use selling nudes to make some extra money and even the mom has an Onlyfans where she sells nudes for money…because clearly they like easy fucking money.

You see people Armie Hammer and his sexts getting him fired, yet Bella Thorne selling nudes that aren’t nudes because if they were nudes, she’d likely also be cancelled by the industry, but maybe she’s too big, she’s got that critical mass and freedom to do what she wants, which is pretending to sell nudes, to keep her edgy and interesting…but it’s all contrived…

You know that if being a wholesome bible reader was trendy, you know just videos of her reading verses from the bible was all people wanted, she’d be doing that….there’s no authenticity to any of this, cuz there is no authenticity to any of these people, they do what gets views…they think that is what matters…and I guess views are what matter – clearly what I’ve been doing wrong all this time…maybe I should sign up to Bella Thorne’s masterclass on relevance…that involves GETTING NAKED with half sisters without getting naked….brilliant…

Here’s a butt shot of the sister:

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2021

Jan

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I’ve been waiting for this moment for all my life, or at least since last week’s Workout Wednesday, because it’s hard to find girls being slutty in the gym while all the girls showing off that they workout are doing it in mirror or bed selfies…you know the low level softcore porn they use to push people to their fan sites, as making extra money off nudes they’d giveaway for free before COVID, is key to a full existence…

SO I am happy that e’ve found a girl working out in a thong for the header pic, even if the rest of the pics are girls showing off their gains, or their fitness bodies, some more fit than others…which is still ok to look at…but just not as fun as being slutty in a gym….

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2021

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Latex of the Day

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I am not a religious person, but think CULTS are pretty fucking cool at least when sex is involved. It was a childhood dream of mine to start a sex cult, before realizing people are fucking annoying and manipulating them into your world is a lot of effort to be surrounded by idiots you’ve groomed, it’s better to just manipulate one person, marry them then coast being left alone…

So yeah, I don’t know the dynamics of the church, or Christianity, or any of that…but I do know that Hailey Bieber considers herself “Of the church”….her dad is some ex addict rich person who found god…and with the MyPillow.com crackhead preach the word of the lord….while Hailey’s out here producing porno.

Now, it’s not the porno people are used to, because there’s no graphic throat fucking, or other things the kids are into….sibling sex maybe…I don’t know, the only porn I see are on my own Porn Site that no one cares about, but that I still update daily….and the porn I link do in the stepLINKS, which are more the weirder things going on…but this isn’t about me…it’s about Hailey…the wife of Justin….the God loving New Yorker who chose instagram slut life instead of doing good things like building villages on some missionary trip….and when girl gets half naked online, whether it’s trendy or not, it’s still shameless and slutty…which is NOT of the church.

But rich people are delusional, so they pretend to be GOD people, even though Bieber just dropped out of his CULT church he was involved in, due to rape accusations or some shit…not against him, against the bullshit power hunger preachers who know all their congregation are lost, confused, easy to manipulate losers…

So in thinking they are GOD people, JESUS people, girl is still out there half naked wanting to be jacked off to, but since she’s married to Bieber, her childhood crush and a win I am sure after so many loses trying to be a famous influencer, piggybacking on the Kardashians, also not a very religious thing to do…but who cares

We don’t know Hailey or if this is what her GOD wants of her, I just like the way her tits look in that latex shit…nice and racy for a Jesus girl…..with a Jesus dad….not wholesome or modest at all…which is a GOOD thing, she’s hot.

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2021

Jan

Noah Cyrus Underboob of the Day

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The world is pretty funny as you know, it’s always been a pile of bullshit hypocrisy and insanity, filled with clout chasing idiots trying to get famous or trying to get as close to fame…it’s nothing new, it’s just more in our face and maybe even more popular than ever, because so many low levels have managed to become celebrities or at least rich, when rich is really the focus of society, and people have this delusion that they can do it too…

But what really makes me laugh is when Billy Ray, the one hit wonder who you know made STUPID fucking money being Billy Ray, has this obscure or fringe LA raised daughter who makes little to no sense named Noah, after the Arc.

So girl, who is rich, raised rich, has a sister who was really fucking famous and who made nudity part of her schtick, that really benefitted all of us, even if it was contrived, because it opened other followers out there to start getting naked….a good thing…but Miley was a Disney Kid, had her own empire, her getting naked was strategic as fuck, designed to break from Hannah and create Miley…basic marketing..

BUT THIS girl, who is rich, raised rich, despite the sister who got naked, is trying to draw attention to herself with slutyt underboob panty pics, clearly shameless clickbait and attention seeking…”if I get naked they look”…and that’s pretty fucking sad, not because she’s a troll and looks like shit, but because she doesn’t NEED to be doing this, but does it because she’s that fucking desperate to HIT, or maintain what she has hit…and that’s too bad…..unless you’re into seeing young sluts getting naked as part of their marketing, which I am…

In the event you forget, she called someone a Nappy Ass Ho and got SOFT CANCELLED for it, because they don’t fully cancel people who do CRAZY fucking things or say CRAZY fucking things even when they cancel people for FAR less…because nothing makes sense…

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2021

Jan

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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Oh fuck…

I dread wednesdays…because of WET SPOT Wednesdays…

A wetspot out of context is not hot to me…if anything it scares me…

I do this post to filter out those who don’t understand me….so those who remain after wet sport wednesdays are both weird fucking perverts, but also my people…let’s go on vacation togther after this whole covid thing…I’ll bring the WET SPOTS….you bring the beer.

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