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2021

Jan

Phoebe Combes Titty Top of the Day

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Phoebe Combes is some nobody from Australia that I guess is an aspiring model or instagram model, which isn’t saying much since that’s everything in the world you could ever wish for…you know a platform where you can connect with strangers who are interested in what you have to say…but barely interested in what you have to say…but hopefully interested enough that brands catch wind of you, send you product and money, so you can just monetize living without working…it’s pretty silly.

What is also silly is the lengths these people go to make scandalous or exciting content that gets engagement, clicks, whatever they are seeking…so in this case, girl is in a bikini top, but since it’s not a sunny day, she’s got a sweater on, you know to stay warm, but for the sake of the pic, she’s just pulling an old school lift the sweater up flash, you know for artistry or vision…or a clever way to show her bikini top…it’s like why is that sweater folded up so you can put your titties out there….what’s the fucking point of going to those measures instead of just taking off the damn sweater? These are questions, important questions, I will never get the answer to….because I don’t actually care.

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2021

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t do the FULLBACK PANTIES post because I am this advocate of FULLBACK PANTIES, I think the point of doing it is because girls are posting their fullback panties like it’s a thing….and I’ll do my part to promote that thing…since it involves panties…

So the whole point of this is strictly based on the fact that girls are uploading pics like this….

BUT on a higher level, it’s also a statement that panty styles don’t matter and dudes don’t give a fuck if they are thongs, g-strings, no panties, or fucking diapers, we will jerk off to them being peeled off just the same…

WE are this weird consuming society of “this type of underwear is good, throwout all your underwear that isn’t like this type of underwear, to keep the underwear business alive”…despite it not actually mattering because dudes will take what we get…and to choose your panties based on what dudes find hot is idiotic you dumb simple bitch, have a fucking backbone and do what YOU like to do….idiot.

Any guy who’s like “GROSS THOSE ARE PERIOD PANTIES” is a fucking queer, but also the same dude offering his tongue as a TAMPON….so you can’t take them seriously…

So let’s say this is normalizing the FULLBACK panty because it’s still girls in underwear…and that’s good.

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2021

Jan

Larsen Thompson Big Tits in Underwear of the Day

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I don’t know who’s dick Larsen Thompson sucked to “matter” but I guess she’s mattering and I have no fucking idea why..

She’s some plus sized model who is also a Dancer, likely a River Dancer based on her skin tone, just fucking IRISH JIGGING her way through life…but she also does that annoying hip hop white girl trying to have rhythm choreographed shit that is embarrassing but for whatever reason the girls doing it aren’t embaassed about.

Anyway, she’s only got 700k followers on IG, which seems like a lot for a fat nobody who gets half naked, but it’s not…but for whatever reason, despite being barely famous, they are seeding her out to the world as some new face, even though she is clearly the OPPOSITE of Black Lives Mattering..

She does have BIBLE quotes on her feed, so maybe she prayed for this….

I don’t know, I just know that this is for Kim K’s lingerie, and I am pretty sure at the end of 2020 she was doing Rihanna’s lingerie brand, so she’s on the receiving end…which could be because LA is a small scene and the same agents decide who get the work…or maybe she sold her soul, I mean gingers are sent to us from SATAN so there could be evil behind the big tits….

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2021

Jan

Loren Gray Must be Augmented Reality of the Da

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I saw something the other day about how augmented reality is the next big thing for the next decade along with FEMA camps, robotics to steal your job and other things like tracking software to track your every move and monetize your information…

I also saw something the other day about virtual models, which are basically really good quality 3D animations who do all the epic things regular models do, all without being real….you know created in a fucking computer and brands are flocking to these fake models with brand deals and other shit…to finally phase out the working woman….I guess..I mean I prefer real pussy but does it really make a difference when you’re fucking your screen regardless of real or not…

Then there’s this girl Loren Gray, who was the most followed lip syncher on an app that CHINA ended up buying and rebranding as TikTok, who despite being an unknown to most, has 21 million followers on IG, more on TikTok and is basically as big as the shitty Kardashians on the platform…which is why they gave her a record deal…

But looking at her pics and her face so filtered it is comedic and I’m here thinking that CHINA coded her, they are advanced technologically, they know AI / AR and how to manipulate dumb Americans, so it’d just be the ultimate win that their biggest star is a fucking line of code and not human…since she looks exactly like that with that filter on…so I hope she’s that….otherwise why the fuck is bitch so filtered, what kind of beard is she trying to hide….is she even a chick? WHO KNOWS….and more importantly…WHO CARES what kind of troll is being hidden…because believing the lie is less effort.

Remember – Loren is a boys name, even in this genderless world, she could have dick….the fact people praise this filtered faces “GORGEOUS” like it’s really them is another level of weird inclusivity….it’s like “if we all filter ourselves and act like we don’t, we can be ugly trolls and confuse people for years to come”….I don’t get it.

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2021

Jan

Katherine McNamara Showing Off her Body of the Day

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Her name is Katherine McNamara an she’s some actress who looks like a COSPLAY weirdo that nerds would be turned on by, who is being packaged as a nerd babe for nerds to jerk off to, and even calls herself a nerd in her IG bio that 3.9 million nerds follow…because she’s from some nerd shows like ARROW, SHADOWHUNTERS, MAZERUNNER, you know low hanging fruit nerd shit that I can’t fucking stand…that produced in Vancouver comic book shit has been painful to watch since XENA and HERCULES happened in the 90s…and the quality has been as shit despite advancements in tech…despite what you Stargate or whatever the nerd space show out of Vancouver was called…Battlestar Gallactica…that despite being popular was shit.

ANYWAY…she’s nerd masturbation foldder and she knows it, so she posts half naked shit that make me think she’s either a meth addicted stripper trying to make rent, or a fitness model trying to increase her views by trading the workout clothing for lingerie, and despite being 25, she looks 40…

I don’t really like it, but people do and she keeps getting work, so this is for those nerds….

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2021

Jan

Hot Black Girls Matter of the Day

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I laugh at the DIVERSITY conversation that is all over the news because I guess I have a more optimistic view of diversity. I get that the media wants to paint this picture of BLACK VS WHITE, GOOD VS EVIL, but for as long as I’ve been around Black people have had voices, maybe harder to get those voices heard, maybe it required pandering to white people, but I grew up watching Jeffersons, Sanford and Sons, Cosby Show, Fresh Prince…I listened to music from Motwon to Hip Hop, I ate food from Ethiopia and the Caribbean, I saw Denzel and Wesley Snipes movies, I once told Wesley Snipes I was going to make him a lot of money when I was drunk at a bar he was at, he had his security ask me to leave…nice guy…but you get what I am saying…yes, let’s find issues in everything, but remember TYLER PERRY fucking exists…rap music exists…black art exist…black writers exist…

That said, I’ve never really lived life as “is that a black owned business”….or “Is that a black written movie about black people”…and maybe I am ignorant…or just Canadian where we are trained to not be racists….so I never hate specific types of people or breeds of people….like one would do with dogs…ban pittbulls, save pugs kind of things…I just hated all people collectively especially the mainstream people who are totally uninteresting idiots…

But I’ve also never been discriminatory against hot chicks, if they are hot they are hot and that’s what fucking matters…and I am sure the biggest racists out there can see past their racism and agree that hot is hot…so maybe hot black chicks are the answer to heal this broken nation that I don’t believe in broken, but that I think they just want you to think is broken and all the broke ass losers out there who haven’t figured out the system are like “That’s a good excuse for my own failures, let’s run with that”….

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2021

Jan

Frog Butt Friday of the Day

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Frog Butts or what I call…..kneeling….but kneeling isn’t as crafty of a name as frog butt because frog butts seem cuter and fun than kneeling…plus kneeling has a whole religious connotations, you know kneeling before god…and for the girls raised in the church making the transition to selling nudes on the internet is thwarted by calling it FROG BUTT…so much cuter…plus asking a girl to kneel will get you arrested because of the whole down with the patriarchy and metoo shit…now you have to wait for them to to volunteer….

According to Urban Dictionary, Frog Butts are not the pose a bulldog does with it’s legs pulled out under him…you know the reddit nude post…it’s actually far more amazing and I wish these frog butts were those frog butts.

Also known as “Mom butt,” the phenomenon that occurs when the bottom of the ass is flat and the top is wider, like a heart. This is most often attributed to lack of definition caused by a hard life, meth use or over use of stimulants such as caffeine, nicotine and diet pills. Lee or Chic Jeans can intensify this effect. Can be seen at Southern rock concerts.

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2021

Jan

Kid Defends his Mom from Robber and Other Videos of the Day

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2021

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love seeing these influencers with God Quotes in their bio. I am sure other people have made this observation before, but I came across one the other day when looking for pics to post on this site, and I thought….”this bitch is relgious? All her pics are basically her asshole…a god quote…weird”

I’m not a religious person or believe in a God beyond the puppet masters controlling us, maybe alien life or whoever coded the simulation, we are in game players….

But if I was a religious person, I’d think of God as someone to live up to, to be good for, to follow the rules and do all that other God shit….I would not thing of God as someone to monetize my asshole with, in a “he’s in on it with me, he’s God, he’s in on everything”….or like god is saying “Fuck I made a great asshole, you need to share that asshole to the world like the queen you are”….or even god saying “bend to the right a little more, don’t worry I’ll redeem you before you die”….

It’s weird…but I guess you’ll just keep talking to strangers and people you used to know via FB statuses…

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2021

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder with all this fake woke shit by people who aren’t woke at all but that want to seem woke, whether the people being used by the woke people as pawns in their woke agenda, are mad that they are pawns in their agenda or if they just like the attention…

I personally hate all this inclusivity, not because I don’t think black people have a voice, even if that’s the narrative over sensitive fucks will say I am putting out there.

I actually just find this inclusivity thing racist…instead of just casting the right people for the job, they are changing characters to be different ethnicities as a knee jerk reaction that may get more diversity on TV, just the wrong way….it’s forced, it’s basically the “TOKEN ETHNICS”…so that they seem woke…

I am all for different voices that DESERVE to be heard getting heard, I’ve always hated Hollywood, found it some exclusive club of losers who don’t know they are losers because everyone hypes them up….

But I prefer when “inclusivty” takes a cue from Norman Lear who made all those amazing black shows of the 70s…that paved the way for amazing black shows of the 80s and 90s…instead of whatever is going on here.

Do the people being used care that they are being used, instead of using the system for their own mission, like it’d kinda suck to know you are only cast cuz you fit some affirmative action status quo…

Not that it matters…

The other thing I wonder is why everyone is so dumb…I see the shit people fall for, the shit people write, the shit that people believe or go along with that is obviously just nonsense, clickbait, fakenews, publicity stunts…..but do they fall for it because they are conditioned, too busy, just that dumb thanks to bad education and being too busy trying to take nudes to sell….

OR do they just want to believe because it makes life / society / the world we live in more like a movie…and they need action to fuel their Attention Deficit Disorder….they want to believe what they see because they want to think they are in this CRAZY time as a main character in their shitty movie….because normal life is really boring, uneventful and not so dramatic….

Is believing they hype, being outraged, really the same as a girlfriend causing beef cuz she’s bored? Since everyone is bored?

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