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2021

Jan

Harley Quinn Smith Booty of the Day

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I accidentally turned on Mall Rats the other day….

I hadn’t seen any Kevin Smith movies since the 90s when he was seen as some movie making god with friends like Ben Affleck.

The obese independent movie writing / directing hero who put out a bunch of trendy and “cool” movies of the era…..

The story is that he maxed out some credit cards when he was working at a videostore to flim CLERKS and run through the film festival circuit to get him noticed, or so they claim, assuming I remember his origin story right….

So despite being a video store working slacker into Comics and shit, he became hollywood, which means he didn’t have to stay a virgin forever, as money and fame get you pussy..

In getting pussy, he created his nerd daughter Harley Quinn Smith, who I think grew up with Lily Rose Depp and are BFFs, but that doesn’t matter.

What matters is that being under 25, means being a self producing smut producer, obviously at varying degrees of slut, in this case I’d say she’s a 2 on slutty 10, because there is an ass crack and some cleavage, but there is no fisting like the girls on reddit, I guess when you’re raised rich and a daughter of fame in Hollywood…she doesn’t need to get that raunchy for attention, she can set the slutty bar low…which is probably good since she’s not really very cute, but her trust fund tells a VERY DIFFERENT story.

Since you’re a bunch of nerds, her’s Kevin Smith’s nerd ejaculate in its adult form….unlike yours, it’s not in a jar next to your bed.

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2021

Jan

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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The struggle of being married to a really rich popstar is pretty devastating in these times of COVID, where you get to go on all kinds of luxury vacations thanks to travelling private, staying in high end places where you can do high end things…

I don’t think it’s a big deal that celebs or rich people are taking advantage of COVID and heading to luxurious and amazing destinations, what the fuck else are they supposed to do with their money…plus who doesn’t want to be in Hawaii…

It would be nice if this was the kind of thing that could get people cancelled, but everyone is so brain washed by celebrities and expect them to be garbage people, I mean the Kardashians are still the number one performers on social media and those people are the fucking worst…

But it would be nice if they were held accountable for not hunkering down at home as per the rules the government imposes on people, so that this COVID thing can go away faster…..but the truth is that you can go to Hawaii if you want to go to Hawaii too…and they aren’t government workers, but rather private citizens, so let them fucking live…

Cancelling is kept for things like celebs dick wet in exchange for advancing a woman’s career, even though the women is in on it….it’s reserved for anything Trump related, unless it is the daughter of a Trump supporter like Hailey Bieber, it is for wearing black face, so long as they aren’t likeable celebs who they give the pass to like Fallon….and it’s for other shit that doesn’t involve hot young bodies in bikinis, I mean look at Hailey’s fat ass, she’s been working on it, or injecting fat into it at the Kendall Jenner plastic surgeon…but either way, it looks round and this Jesus loving sexual deviant wants you staring at it.

They Say Hailey is Pregnant, I say she’s photoshopped and a little too muppet faced, but it’s a look….and whether she’s pregnant or not, we can assume Justin dumps loads in her all day like he was USHER…

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2021

Jan

Dua Lipa Thong of the Day

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Dua Lipa is in Mexico because she’s young and she’s rich and she’s living her best young and rich life….whether she would have been famous in a different era is irrelevant because she’s famous now…social media breeds stars who are questionably deserving of stardom because they are really just strategic enough to know how to create clickbait and slutty enough content to get seen, without being too slutty to be blacklisted by the mainstream, but depending on popularity, that slutty is a sliding scale of slutty….if you’re really popular, you can dabble in softcore porn, maybe even some dick sucking videos since everyone does it, and it’s not right to slut shame or whatever..

To be a top selling artist, you just need your song to go viral on Youtube or TikTok…and all your dreams will come true…it’s pretty simplistic and doesn’t require much work because when you are your own boss and money is being thrown at you…you can take the time you need to chill because these idiot fans don’t have any expectations out of you, they are too busy taking selfies….so ride that hit, ride that money, get those brand deals, it’s not all that different than it used to be, but being their own bosses rather than working for the labels and management makes for some pretty shitty content.

ANYWAY, along with society going more “ratched” and stripper-like, so is fashion, so DUA LIPA’s dress that has a buil in G-String, unless that’s just her showing her G-STRING, on some 90s J.Lo kick because we remember the WHALE TAIL being a style with the low rise jeans….so this is that G-String, or dress with a Built in G-String to give the illusion of being a G-String and I fucking hat G-Strings…

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2021

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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Being a MILF or a self proclaimed MILF, in an era where everyone is a fucking pervert that will jerk off or fuck anything because they’ve watched the most gutter of porn chicks get fucked over the years, that any sense of standards or requirements in terms of things to fuck have been thrown out the fucking window…

So now anyone who has had a kid or who is in their 40s and who still thinks they are hot enough to be jerked off to, now that they are older, more confident or just don’t give a fuck about being dignified, decent, modest, since being jerked off to is apparently more fun, is claiming the MILF title, tagging their content MILF, and trying to find new ways to get off …

These are those MILFs, not sure if they all have kids, not sure if thya re all 40, now that Kylie has told 20 year olds it’s ok to have a kid as an accessory, I just know they think they are MILFS and that dudes out there are into MILFs because they like moms who have layers, you know doing the maternal thing, then doing the pervert exhibitionist thing, even though getting knocked up in and of itself makes them cum loving, creampie eating, perverts…

As you’d expect, some MILFS are WAYYYY better than others…..some don’t really deserve the ILF part of MILF, keep them bitches as “Ms”

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2021

Jan

Kalani Hilliker Shows a Little Tit of the Day

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Kalani Hilliker is some Arizona born 20 year old who was on Dance Moms between 2014 and 2017, because Hollywood seems to think all 13 year olds should be cast on dance reality shows as that’s definitely a great way to appeal to the wrong fucking audience on cable TV…but I guess it’s about the views….views that this one also got on Youtube…from probably that same pervert audience..

Since she’s 20 now, she’s fair game, where we can stare at her ass that she wants you to stare at…

Apparently, she’s in a movie called Adrenochrome, which I guess she may have first hand experience with having been a 13 year old on the lowest level of the fame ladder thanks to reality TV, in Hollywood….

She’s also a Trump Supporter, Blue Lives Matter Supporter, so let that trigger all of you looking for a happier and better America thinking the 49% that voted for Trump are just bad eggs because you feel Trump and his people are some horrible group attacking your freedoms, despite being a lot of cops and veterans…and make up 50% of your voting population….meaning no twitter or not…even no trump or not…that shit isn’t changing but I don’t think it’s anything new…not that I care, I live in Canada.

I just never heard of Kalani Hilliker because I don’t watch shit like Dance Moms so I had to do a google search, which again could be inaccurate as google controls the narrative of the people using search results, but we’ll go with it.

She has 6 million folloers on Instagram, she’s not that hot, but hear’s her ass and I guess her pussy in some unbreathable fabric pants, getting nice and sweaty and nice and stinky, they way we’d want them to be….plus she’s got huge tits too…which is a great way to get relevant on that instagram amongst her peers…SLUTTY photoshopped content for the win.

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2021

Jan

Olivia Munn See Through of the Day

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I guess Olivia Munn has hit hard times, these things happen to people with inflated egos who saw a bit of success and wanted to keep up with the other celebs while pretending to be a celeb, despite barely getting any work as a celeb, meaning she did so badly as an actress that she had to do some cry for #metoo to get people to notice her, which just makes her out to be some cunt liability who throws people who actually did hire her to work under the bus..

You see, there are 1000s of other girls who are hotter, younger, better than Olivia Munn is…so she should have probably not taking her ability to transition from a host on some nerd show, to an actress in a few movies, so seriously…she should have realized she’s just a host in actor clothing if you know what I mean…

Clothing, she’s currently selling to her nerd fans to sniff, or dress their sex doll in, so that they can cum on one degree of separation from Olivia Munn…you know like those girls who sell their panties online to make a living, which was supposed to be my first online venture, until I got the TRUMP treatment of BANNED everywhere…

I am sure her selling her clothing to weird nerd fans who have followed her since she was that host on nerd TV is a way more lucrative concept since she really is just nerd fetish fodder and always will be….just old nerd fetish fodder as the jobs she’d probably want to land are not designed for 40+ year olds..

All this to say, I guess Munn needs to start sucking more dick, harder and better cuz her scam’s about to burn the fuck out…and she’s already coming across real desperate.

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2021

Jan

Salma Hayek Cleavage of the Day

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Salma Hayek cleavage is not all that exciting, in part because the actress is old as shit…and old chicks suck at looking at…even if they are historically better at sex thanks to all the years of being banged out and reaching that age of not giving a fuck or feeling insecure…all while knowing how to get themselves off…so if you can stomach loose old lady skin…and dry old lady pussy because the friction makes you finally feel what a pussy feels like…get with the old rather than the new…

But, old or not, she’s still Salma Hayek…and she brings some personality and tit to her instagram because what the fuck else is she supposed to do…She’s rich and famous in her own right, I am sure she comes from family money to begin with as the poor in Mexico aren’t famous actresses….and the rich are kind of able to do whatever the fuck they want…it’s one of those small middle class, either you’re stupid rich or stupid poor societies..

Anyway, old or not, rich or not, she’s still got them Hayek tits all these year later and I’ll look at her cleavage if she brings it, whether she’s grandma aged or not…..

I am also interested in watching her take a tequila shot, because I like tequila, it’s one of those amazing drinks to get blacked out on and I have been blacked on on it many humiliating times…it is one of those booze categories I’d want to launch my own version of…but since I have no ties to Tequila, Mexico, no resources to launch my tequila company, no one to sell my tequila company to…I’ll just keep drinking it when not looking at Salma drop some Mexican stereotypes, like a middle aged wife at Taco night on a ladies night…porn to anyone who’s got stuck chatting up drunk married moms when they are out on the town being wild…a fetish to some and a nightmare to others…where do you line up?

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2021

Jan

Sarah Shahi Bodysuit of the Day

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Sarah Shahi who I don’t know or give a fuck about, is some Texan who just turned 41, because the life expectancy of women is well over 80, she’s not dead yet, despite popular belief…

Her celebrity, that I know nothing about started when she was an NFL cheerleader, she went onto a few roles on shows I am happy I’ve never seen, including Alias…like get the fuck out of her with that…

Her dad was some political refugee from Iran who was working at the American Embassy before the revolution there and her mom was half Iranian and Spanish, if you’re interested in knowing what shade of brown she is as all these woke fucks don’t like to just let people be people, but instead identify people so that we know their ethnicity to police whether they are cultural appropriating like they were Alec Baldwin’s wife…

She’s looking good, I mean she’s a mom of 3 kids…but I guess to be an actress she has a certain level of responsibility to keep her body as good as possible for as long as possible despite the 3 kids…it’s a vain and superficial world out there.

More interestingly, she was married to the Bartender in Shameless, you know the guy, he has the black wife with the big tits and plays a bit of a moron, not that I encourage anyone to watch Shameless, that mocks poverty hard…but like all 41 year old divorcees, she’s on the prowl trying to get jacked off to in efforts to not feel 41, forgotton as her husband has probably gone onto fuck all kinds of younger hot chicks now that he doesn’t have those shitty kids around him full time….

The whole thing, not very exciting but I’m running with it…

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2021

Jan

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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As someone who has never knocked up a woman and not because I haven’t tried, or at least done all that it would take to get a woman pregnant.

Either I am impotent from the weak sperm thanks to hard living….barely hard living,..just alcoholism and a general disrespect for my body…because I am a firm believer that the my body, my temple shit is nonsense since I’ve met people who never smoked who died of lung cancer, never drank who had hepatitis and liver failure and fat fuck chain smoking drunks who live to 90…thanks to a life of good times and partying…

Or the women I have cum inside have WILLED themselves to not get pregnant, some mental Jedi tricks that work require a total disgust for the sperm their vagina is ingesting to never let it hit their egg….or maybe they were infertile too…you know because I am only attractive to barren women who can’t breed..my wife had her tubes tied years before I met her…thank god…

Either way, I’ve never had to deal with a pregnant wife, I’ve never had to deal with excitement from the pregnatn wife growing some titties, I’ve never had to suck those titties to make my wife cum thanks to whatever hormone is released when they breast feed that keeps them breast feeding, it’s all pretty fucking perverted…

But clearly, there’s a demand for girls who are lactating to treat that lactation as empowerment, as something to showcase or sell, as something to celebrate and be an activist about in a free the nipple…and the whole thing only makes me want to launch a breast milk cheese business to the weird lonely fucks into this…

But here it is…just a bunch of squirting titties to show you how titties work on a biological level…we call this TITTIES doing their job.