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2020

10

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Bra Top Cuz she’s Trash of the Day

Bella Thorne is trash that encourages young girls to also be trash while ripping off girls who are trash and I look forward to society finding morality again so that our idols are good moral leaders, not that I am against girls who are trash, but when trash is mainstream it takes the fun out of trash….I am all for porn being a private, secret, thing. I don’t need to see everyone masturbate or know everyone masturbates, there is beauty in mystery. They call it the tease..

Cheapening yourself for likes, hype and clout, but that will get old fast. As any pornstars, it’s all down hill from when you do your first anal scene.

I get it, trash is funny, instagram gratification is good, this is how you make the most noise, but it gets fucking boring….and this is boring…

Belle Thorne looks like she smells like walmart, not what I look for in celebs, but she’s famous, in the industry, an “actress”…but not my definition of celebrity…more of a Kardashian than a LOhan….if you know what I mean…SHOUT OUT LOHAN…the only redhead who matters.

But then again, Bella Thorne is bigger than that old school suffocating Hollywood, she’s got her hands in a bunch of businesses and is cashing in off her generation, so maybe being trash is good when you’re faking it for clout, because you’re Disney trained and know how to shock and awe and manipulate the minds of the youth…you’re TRAINED on that….so as you pretend to be a crackhead, you actually have 33 million dollar businesses running and that Hollywood shit is just for marketing….cash grabbing capitalism dreams….

Can’t hate a girl for influencing the new generation to get naked on the internet becaue it’s normal and profitable…we will never RUN out of NUDES….she’s the hero we need for a future filled of NUDES….NEVER NO NUDES!!!

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2020

10

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Everybody wash your assholes….because it’s Asshole behind Thong Thursday!! A day to celebrate assholes behind thongs…because the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul….and the asshole is so modern of an orificie that it’s gender neutral…..and an asshole may smell like shit cuz you shit out of it…but all the kids like to eat it anyway…so the unifying asshole is most easily release or unleashed to the internet by posing casually in a thong…a little peak to the discolored, is the gateway to post more hardcore…you know because this could technically be seen as a panty pic to a girl who tells her dad she doesn’t need that summer job because she’s selling lewd pics on the internet…but don’t worry, she won’t humilate the family because she keeps her panties on…and asshole behind thong is the grey area panty on…so you can feel morally sound participating in the fun…while all us perverts look on…

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2020

10

Dec

Sophie Mudd Tits for Will Ferrell of the Day

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Sophie Mudd built her IG audience because she’s got huge tits, but then she decided to take the higher road and not be shameless about her tits, all while still having tits…it was something I felt she should have been unfollowed and punished for…it’s called a bait and switch…a little “you sold me this bill of goods where I expect each pic to be your huge tits on your small enough frame before you get too fat”…and instead I got you in outfits trying to do the fashion influencer thing.

My theory, which is probably the right theory is that her agents told her that the brands thought her shit was too slutty, despite brands paying out Em Rata who is as shameless with the tits, but we can’t all be Em Rata….I mean, it’s hard to make our eyes go that close together to look like some kind of terrifying bird….maybe she gets the brand deals because they’ve seen her belly button and she’s a retardation…

Anyway, this is about another set of shameless tits, Sophie Mudd tits, that during quarantine, like other whores realized their was more money in selling nudes and whether this is her nudes she’s selling or not, I don’t know…I just know she’s flashing ELF, the worst Xmas movie ever, despite what they tell you and any of you into Will Farrell are the fucking problem…but we can handle him when he’s getting flash4ed by huge slutty tits…

Anyway, it’s a cash grab and the last few months of her selling nudes potentially made her life changing money, a shocking concept for me, because I would never want to support any of these garbage people on their scam….there’s enough free porn…plus I know they don’t even run their own feeds, they aren’t the one’s DMing their fans, it’s indian call center shit….and it’s all clickbait, cash grab, bait and switch, false marketing cash grabs…. and I don’t need to feel like I’m helping, contributing, to the things I jack off to….if anything it’s an honor for them that with all the nudity out there, I choose them to cum to…so maybe they should be paying me…and the guys who think throwing money at bitches makes jacking off to them better….I recommend you spend your money on BITCOIN…or you can send me BITCOIN…where’s my guardian angel sponsor…I’ll flash one up this bitch and flash GEORGE BAILEY my titties…I’m a whore like that…or like SOPHIE MUDD….in this together!

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2020

10

Dec

Emmanuelle Chriqui Topless of the Day

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Emmanuelle Chriqui may be old and tired…but that doesn’t stop any of these bitches from showing their titties….

Yes, this is hardly a full titty flash…it’s a cocktease titty flash, but she’s in her 40s and this being a slut on the internet thing is a bit more challenging…

I am an old fuck, but I got into the internet in the 90s by accident….but it wasn’t until 2005 when everyone started getting into the internet…and even then it wasn’t until about 2015 until people really came to terms with being a whore on the internet….

So for the majority of her life, she thought she was a legit starlet, someone people loved and who didn’t need to be shameless to get that love. You know a traditional low level celeb…

That’s not to say being a whore wasn’t in her blood, it’s to say that she kept it private….and the idea of doing it publicly wasn’t an option…

But when the mainstream skews to being naked being normal, feminist and empowered and kids who grew up amongst the whores see naked on the internet as normal, so they excell at it, while these dinosaurs try so hard to keep up…

Now the tits from “Entourage”, a show I can proudly say I’ve never been a fan of, but I do know girls that Jeremy Piven has tried to fuck….and I guess Adrien Grenier too…it was a big show that allowed them to get all the pussy they want…are out there…not fully, but enough to see their size…

With all those face injections, she barely looks like a 40 year old trying to be modern and convenient…

You can never TRUST instagram with the whole filters and FACETUNE where you can basically recreate your entire body…but I figure if it looks good in pictures, and pictures are all I’m getting, because I don’t know this Canadian Moroccan woman, since we don’t go to the same SYNAGOGUE, because she went off to LA to be famous and because I’m not Jewish….but I figure that’s where you’d find her if you looked.

Old tit pic:

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2020

10

Dec

Inka Williams Hot Bikini of the Day

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Inka Williams is some hot Australian born, BALI-raised model who I guess is big on instagram….because when you live in paradise and you look as good as INKA, it’s a pretty easy thing to pull off….I mean instagram girls from all over the world run to BALI like a bunch of tourists, I mean Russian girls pollute those beaches more than plastic straws…and they kill less sea turtles too…while INKA gets to be that elitist snob who can call out the other bitches Tourists for trying to steal her vibe…instagram model war shit…this bitch is LOCAL…respect her island man..

Anyway, I don’t know what this is for, which is the great thing about Instagram model shoots, they are for no reason other than the model in the images wanting to put some bikini content out there for the perverts who follow her because she looks like this and because her marketing strategy is bikini thanks to living in BALI….right.

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2020

10

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Nothing to get you in the Christmas Spirit like some TANLINES….because Tanlines are fun…

I think if Santa was to jerk off to anything while living up in the North Pole all year, it would be TANLINES….

Tropical VIBES…

I mean not the Christmas is even happening, Christmas in Canada is cancelled, you know because of a virus that is “OUT OF CONTROL”….that their “HOSPITALS CAN’T HANDLE”….because they mismanage our TAX money….a virus that has a 99.99 percent survival rate, that the deaths reported may not even be COVID deaths, with testing that give false positives they pretend are ASYMPTOMATIC, you know…1 out of 20 positive tests are actual positives…because it allows them to control us….was it a master plan, who fucking knows…was it a seize an opportunity…maybe…but that virus, that I believe is real…is hardly worth cancelling Christmas for…

But Tanlines…tanlines can’t be cancelled, even if they made anit-gay, anti-trans statements…even if TANLINES raped the women they were on after a wild night at the resort no one rememebers consenting for….tanlines wouldn’t be cancelled for being a trump supporter…because TANLINES love FLORIDA…and TANLINES…are forever, or until they fade away….to be replaced by future tanlines…

Here are girls showing off tanlines!

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2020

10

Dec

Kaley Cuoco Tit of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco and the fake tit that Big Bang Theory bought her along with 100 million dollars she’s sitting on in her bank account because that shit was such an overhype pile of shit TV show, that the general public fucking loved it, because they need pile of shit TV shows, to understand them because humans are fucking dumb….and even with Big Bang Theory being killed the fuck off as it should be because it’s the fucking worst….PEOPLE still watch it, there are spinoff shows called Young Sheldon because that character was compelling to the idiot population I guess…laugh at autism….it’s a sitcom….

Well, she’s on a new show called The Flight Attendant, where she plays an alcoholic flight attendant who fucks people and ends up waking up next to a dead guy in Thailand, so she cleaned the crime scene and hopped on the plane because she was that drunk….So now she is on the run, but not really, just prime suspect they haven’t arrested and is on the quest to figure out who the killer is as she gets herself into some bullshit misadventures doing her drunken detective work….

Yes, I’ve watched the first few episodes, I am a mindless retard like you, too lazy to leave the house…with access to streaming apps that I don’t pay for…what the fuck else will I do…

Now, despite her being the girl who Killed John Ritter, and the overpaid Sitcom star, she doesn’t bother me on the new show, and NEITHER do her tits.

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2020

10

Dec

Phoebe Combes Bikini of the Day

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Phoebe Combes may not be Phoebe Price, but we can’t all be that blessed. She is some instagram nobody with 140,000 followers who get into her bikini for her pics because bikini pics get more views and likes….THE SCIENCE OF INTERNET MARKETING….so complex….I know, I should write an ebook for all the budding influencers out there trying to make a career of it….it will be one page “show tit”…..the two word ebook motherfuckers…easy to write, accurate and effective…I’ll make millionaires to my faithful ebook readers…

Tits get hits, it’s the internet’s unoffficial slogan, and this Australian is not selling pics of her asshole yet, but probably will be, I guess it depends on how rich her parents are, or how bad she wants those designer purses…SEX sells…but being a social media porn chick may not be great forever, as it does often crash and burn….just ask Jenna Jameson who sits on her pile of money from being a pornstar…while being a fucking mentalcase…because as fun as it is at the time…it RUINS bitches..

Anyway, now you know Phoebe Combes who is not Phoebe Price…who is for the record, the only Phoebe who matters…

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2020

10

Dec

Madison Grace Reed Wet of the Day

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Madison Grace Reed is Victoria Justice’s sister, who I guess gets some hype for being the hot sister, which unlike Haylie Duff, or Noah Cyrus the Racist who needs to get that OSCAR OF MUSIC NOD revoked for called Candace Ownens a racial slur, but won’t because WOKE is inconsistent…when it comes to black ladies who are against black people being portrayed as victims….with her DO better attitude…

ANYWAY….Madison Grace Reed, the hot sister of a Nickelodeon girl who I lost interest in back when her leaked nudes were leaked and her pussy pic was clearly a WEB MED consult because there were open sores on it…you know one of those “text the doctor your pussy herpe and get the diagnosis and meds” remotely….

Whether it was her pussy or not, who cares, it was gross because I don’t have a herpes fetish even if most people have herpes…it’s a dirty world out there.

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2020

10

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drop is the dramatic, artful way to flash your tits, you know make a game out of it for all girls with tits to WANT to show their tits, because they all want to show their tits, that’s the whole fucking point of having big tits, but with modesty still being a bit of a thing, barely a thing, but still a thing, you need to push those on the fence, who like to keep their titties to themselves or for that special person who earns the right to see the tits, rather than putting them on the internet for free….you know that little needed nudge….and the #TITTYDROP is that nudge…’OH OTHER TITS ARE DOING IT AND MY TITS ARE BETTER SO I WILL DO IT TOO”….humans…are…morons…

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