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2020

21

Dec

Katie Holmes Titty Shake of the Day

I was going to post this last week when all the Tom Cruise hype was circulating because he fake freaked out on crew for COVID related things as a publicity stunt because Scientologists don’t believe in COVID…and either do I….so it was for show..

I guess like Katie Holmes, I figured I’d mooch off a trending story….only unlike Katie Holmes, I would do it by posting her clickbait in a slutty top doing some stupid dance….almost looking hot, even though I was never a Katie Holmes fan, I didn’t watch Dawson’s Creek because I have a penis and I am not a loser who needs to listen to overwritten trash that looked like 40 year olds playing teenagers talking way too fucking much…life is boring enough as it is, I don’t need to hop onto boring ass storylines..

That said, this is probably the hottest I’ve seen Katie Holmes, I mean besides the Tom Cruise years when she was replaced with a robot, you scientology space aged shit….that I’ll assume she’s had a firmware update to, since she’s looking better than she did basically the last decade, but it could be the tits.

My only Katie Holmes story is that she was filming locally and I walked right by her, not knowing she was Katie Holmes, since she’s not that hot…and she didn’t even acknowledge my handsome pug, which is a litmus test to prove if a motherfucker has a soul…but I guess Hollywood people don’t have souls by default…so there’s that…

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2020

21

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Boobs Monday is up there with WETSPOT WEDNESDAY, that weren’t designed to be a fetish gallery of pics of girls who upload this shit to the internet for perverts who are into the niche content they are into producing….

Milky Boobs Monday is not about me showcasing how hot milk filled tits are….it’s about making fun of clickbait websites that do these compilation posts of babes doing various things for click…but instead of doing it for clicks, because that would be the smart thing to do if I wanted to get rich, I am doing it with gross shit like milk filled tits…

Now I am not into breeding, despite being into internal cumshots, I think the whole pregnancy thing is vile and destruction, terrorism really…but I do know that if you have no other options, milk filled tits can be exciting and nutritious…and clearly as people get more and more fucking weird they need the things that husbands who are 9 months dry from fucking their baby momma, and have that batch in their balls that would make them get off to basically anything, milk tits become a fun prop…

Not that I do moms, despite being a stepfather, I think the whole stepfather thing is my biggest failure as a man…there are so many non-moms who are far more interesting even though they don’t have the ability to do titty tricks…

However, there was a day about 10 or 15 years ago where I went on a walk…I stopped at Starbucks first, where there was two moms breast feeding, full tit out…then I hit the park where I saw 2 or 3 other girls pull out their tits to breast feed…I saw 5 set of tits while getting my steps in before it was “getting your steps in”…and was just walking…and I thought it was aweseom, like a blue balled whipped husband with a new mom, it was the only titty I saw making it prime titty….but since there’s an internet of other tits to look at…this are rock bottom tits doing what natured intended and what they were designed to do…which isn’t necessarily a good thing….sometimes things are designed to do a specific task, but are far better at doing other tasks without doing their specific task they were designed to do…I just can’t think of any examples of that…but it applies to titties, so I guess I thought of an example of that.

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Posted in:Lactating

2020

21

Dec

Idiots doing ATV shit and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Gets Tossed from Plane

Warehouse Fail.

94 Year Old Piano Man

Kidnapping of the Day

High Speed Snatch – Unfortunately not THAT kind of Snatch…

Stuck in Snow…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

21

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As you know, I find it entertaining that I do the Morning Hangover Dump at 2 pm, I blame the winter solstice, shortest day of the year motherfuckers, but it probably has more to do with my laziness, lack of interest, slowing down as I near senior citizen aged, while knowing it makes no difference in terms of the existence or survival of the site, because no one gives a shit…

HOWEVER….I am still doing the morning hangover dump steplinks, while hungover, it’s just not morning here, but maybe morning somewhere, I guess when you’re a degenerate the fact I’ve updated the site monday to friday for 16 years is pretty impressive, albeit pretty useless, but still impressive…considering it’s zero fucking rewarding….like watching a movie nowadays as they integrate WOKE storylines from TWITTER ACTIVISTS into the mix, like shut the fuck up losers and show us your tits without all this “pronoun, inclusivity, diveristy” bullshit….we all fucking suck at life, let us suck at life without Hollywood’s knee jerk reaction to be higher brow or to be inclusive so they don’t get called out for the garbage they’ve been all these decades….keep the same script but “replace that character with a black person, that with a trans”…we need to appear current…even though most people see enough of that shit on social media…let’s make christmas movies of the same storyline as before, but with gays or lesbians, it will be the SAME movie but with lesbians, oh…..let’s make one black…that’ll get some media attention and make us look good….it’s the worst kind of scrambling…

But I guess my morning links could arguably be a worst kind of scrambling…

HOWEVER….my links aren’t on NETFLIX…so

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WWE Chelsea Green –
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Ariana Grande Gets Engaged
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Nude Model Photoshoot
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Journey of a Weed Plant!
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Karen Gets Lifted Up and Out of Store
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Rachel Bush is Calling for Governor Cuomo to Allow Fans at Bills Games
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Funniest Pets on TikTok
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Remote Control Plow…
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Female Sexism is Allowed
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Elliot Page is a Joke….
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Deshaun Watson’s Model Girlfriend Looking Good!
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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2020

21

Dec

Shower Sundays of the Day

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Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

Shower Sundays…to wash off the weekend’s COVID encounters you had while pretending to social distance and care about a virus that seems like a whole lot of bullshit when you look at the stats…whether you lost some friends or neighbors or not…people fucking die, you can’t live your life in fear of dying, it’s inevitable…and some people die of COVID, 99.8 percent live, so you can get hit by a bus tomorrow or have a massive heart attack and along with being listed as a COVID death because it’s all a scam, you missed out on living for a fucking year to avoid COVID…..basically, you can’t control your life or death as much as you want to and I think we should all choose fun and go down with the fucking ship…instead of being pussies about it…that said, showers are fun to watch…to partake in…to jerk off in…to fuck in…if I could live out my life anywhere, it’d be in a shower…we just don’t have hot water here….so maybe that’s why it’s a fantasy to me….so many nice showers….

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Posted in:Shower

2020

21

Dec

Weight Watchers on the Weekend Sunday of the Day

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xOops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

Weight Watchers Weekend because fat chicks are disgusting…I post this on a sunday to inspire fat chicks everywhere to realize that they can be less fat…as fat’s pretty gross to look at even with all that fake empowerment shit, or social acceptance, where in the 70s and 80s the fat kid would be teased, even though back then they weren’t even fat by today’s standards, assuming you can still use the “fat” word….I also post it because I find it hilarious that fat chicks think they are hot enough to do nudes…but also because I know dudes find fat chicks hot and despite discriminating against things, it’s what’s going on in pop culture, these girls are posting these, and I don’t discriminate against nudes..just what’s in the nudes…because nudes are awesome even when they aren’t…

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Posted in:Fatty

2020

21

Dec

Skinny Girl Saturday of the Day

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Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

So the second instalment of weekend updates on a Monday is: Skinny Girl Saturday because I fucking love skinny girls. I think they are a slowly dying breed of woman, at least statistically, while America becomes lazier and fatter thanks to modern conveniences and shitty quality food, that is addictive….the skinny girl is the coveted metabolism we should all want…mainly because they have more energy to fuck…not that you can afford to fuck them…because unless they aren’t meth skinny from meth…they probably have higher bidders since their stock value is on the rise, since their stock inventory on a genetic level or aesthetic level is on the decline…basic economics you see…and you say you don’t learn nothing here….

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2020

21

Dec

Swimsuit Saturday of the Day

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Oops I did it again….I have good intentions when I put these together on Friday, to wake up and update the site, but I figure since no one gives a shit about the site or what I have to say, coupled with my exhaustion of doing the site for 16 years, which never involved working on the site on the weekend because that would be insanity, I look at the computer saturday morning and choose beer instead…that’s not to say I can’t do both, because I do all week, it’s just to say, I hate fucking screens….and I hate looking at screens too so choose no screens….go back to some pilgrim old west era of sitting on my rocking chair saying crazy things to my wife…instead of bothering saying them to the internet..

So the first instalment of weekend updates on a Monday is: Swimsuit Saturday because girls in swimsuits, despite being girls who get naked, but figure a swimsuit is less lewd, nude or desperate, when we all know it was the gateway outfit for girls on social media to realize how doing anything in a bikini is better…at least for likes and follows…because even at a local micro level a bitch posting her bikini pics at any age gets her real life network and neighbors jerking off…it’s a fact…which is why swimsuit pics are slutty and my friend…

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2020

18

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The aliens who created covid want to know everything you spend! Shut down small business, focus on big evil corporations we all will be forced to work for, until there is one company that owns all the other companies….because I am pretty sure they are trying to cancel cash money….it’s so dirty…with all that COVID…wash your money and not with your whore pussy like you used to mom…

Not that I care…but we can all go into the last weekend before Christmas thinking of all the gifts we will order on the internet for our loved ones we can’t see…knowing there is a vaccine to take the survival rate of 99.7% to 99.8%….

Eliminate Cash..and have VISA and MASTERCARD accept payments for sex, like the PIMP that they are….bitch slapping us with those high interest rates…because my wife just farted some nacho smelling fart and it makes me want to have butt sex…as farts tend to do….

If you are out there picking up any online dating girlfriends be sure to use this line as a pick-up line..after you fart….say “does my fart make you want anal sex, because it makes me want to have anal sex”..but it only works when you first meet, under 5 minutes in…otherwise it is too late…

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Christina Aguiler 40 Turned and Showed Some Booty!
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Odell Beckham Jr’s Girlfriend Checks In From a Hot Springs in a Bikini
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Christina Milian Pregnant in Bikini
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This Christmas – The Stripper Tree
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Kim Garner Hot in a Bikini
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Olivia Munn – Booty in Bike Shorts!
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Girl Falls on the Slack Line…
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Miley Cyrus in some Cheerleader Garb
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Czech Tennis Player Monica Kilnarova is Worth a Look
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Vanderbilt Kicker in a Bikini
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Rihanna Got Caught on Surveillance Camera
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Bela Hadid Topless in a Photoshoot
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Gillian Anderson is Single
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Melissa Carone Gets Remixed By WTFBrahh!
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Nurse Ends Up Collapsing On Live TV After Receiving COVID-19 Vaccine!
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Birthday Celebration Fail
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Lady Gaga Shows Some Cleavage
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What is French for Karen? This Lady Needs a Title.
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Tiffani Thiessen Talks About Being Everyone’s Crush
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Hot TikTok Girl Rolling Around in the Snow
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Tom Cruise Dating his Costar Hayley Atwell after his On Set Freakout
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Treena, The Dog Destroys The Christmas Tree!
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Why Mantises Are One Of The Most Feared Insects Ever!
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Dude VS Snowman…
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NFL Honors Man Who Shot at Police Following a Chase
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Rapper French Montana Has a Crazy House
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Fast Food Worker Fills Plate Up For Guy Up To The Brim!
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AK-47 Gets Messed Up And Gets Stuck In Full Auto!
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Quarantine Fun!
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Did Mike Zimmer’s Girlfriend Post a Picture of Herself in His Vikings Hoodie?
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This Might Happen if we Nuke the Moon
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George Clooney on Pranks He’s Pulled on Other A-Listers on Set
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Wrong Uber Passenger Gets Up On Car, Let The Laughs Start!
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Electrician Fail…
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Blake Griffin Ragdolled a Wizards Player Then Laughed in His Face
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Hot Nude Model in Black and White
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Quadruple Amputee Kills it on Call of Duty
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Bebe Rexha in a Hot Bunny Costume
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Raiders WR Hunter Renfrow Got Knocked Out Cold by a Brutal Helmet-to-Helmet Hit
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Hot Nude Ginger Model
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Maria Sharapova is Engaged!
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In Bed with Rebecca Black Since it is Friday
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The Best Bush Scenes of 2020
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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If You’re in Canada – Use This Link To Sign Up to Buy Bitcoin
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Hottest and Best Cam Girls You’ll Ever See EVER – in the History of LIFE
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Josie Canseco’s Bikini Flash
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Lily-Rose Depp in Jeans…
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Selena Gomez in Billboard Magazine
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Photoshoot
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Kate Hudson Filming on Set…
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Pregnant Emma Roberts Ready to Drop
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Ariel Winter Pussy in Pants
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Sarah Michelle Gellar doing Groceries
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Hunter King & Molly Quinn
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Naked Celebs in Movies….
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Eiza Gonzalez in a Dress
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Girls Being Girls!!
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Grippy Lips
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore!
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Big Tit Reveal
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Another Big Titty Reveal
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Deepthroat World Record
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26 People Having a Shittier Day than You
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Girl Getting Off on the Floor
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Hot Amateur Babe in Action…
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Granny and her Stripper
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Liz Berkeley Pussy Flasher!
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MILF Titties
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Mature Mormon Amateur Wife Pisses on Hubby
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Animals Hate Us!
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Oiling that Ass
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Dildo Rider Pulls Shirt Up
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Risky Blowjob
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Hot Girl Riding a Pillow
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Creative Pussy Eating!
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Slutty Secretaries
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Holly Wolf Hot in the Shower
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2020

18

Dec

Alexandra Daddario Nipples for Youtube of the Day

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Alexandra Daddario, who hast the big tits you all fell for in True Detective, when her name officially got put on the map, because she’s in her 30s and has been doing the acting things, thanks to having rich and connected parents who funded her move to LA to follow her shitty dreams…

She’s been in nothing of substance, she actually sucks at acting, but big tits have a way of getting girls thinking they are more important than they are. Just ask EmRata..or RAT COW as I’ve named her and seen other sites refer to her because I got influence….I’m an influencer…

I don’t know what this is for, youtube apparently, I mean all these whores need social media to stay relevant and keep getting those jobs, why would anyone cast and pay a bitch 1,000,000 dollars or more for a movie if she doesn’t have millions of followers to promote said movie to….so social media is now life…even though I hate it…

I just know that there’s a potential nip slip, which is nice, because if you’re only known for your tits, you best be showcasing those tits at all times for fear people will forget you have tits and thus forget about you…so don’t let us forget rich kid with a dream…if anything the tits are the only reason you exist…so keep it up girl..

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