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2024

16

Apr

Salma Hayek is an Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Salma Hayek is a very famous set of tits. She’s also very rich, at least you’d assume she was rich, since her husband’s family own all the luxury brands and also own the hot tits they see in the movies that they decide they want to breed in a point to the screen after seeing one of her movies and saying to “Daddy” or whatever they call their “Daddies” in France where they are from, probably somthing like “Pere or Papa”, see I speak French you fucks, but he goes “Papa, JE veux LES Seins sure le Television”…or some shit and daddy, being the billionaire tyrant sweat shop owning tyrant that he is makes it happen then buys her talent agency to further control the situation.

It happened, these tits did it….and here they are getting squirted on and sprayed down like an old lady car wash fetish video but fancier since it’s yacht shit.

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2024

16

Apr

Madisyn Shipman’s Self Produced Erotica of the Day

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We live in a time when girls don’t need to get cast or offered opportunities to do these half naked shoot for publications, they can do it them damn self at, like a middle-aged white trash mom trying to add spice to her life by hitting up the boudoir photo studio in the shitty strip mall in her shitty town to bring back to her shitty husband who drinks too much beer after working at the town factory all day, in hopes to add spice to their marriage like she sees on her daytime soaps thanks to being on disability.

Only in Madisyn Shipman’s case it’s more about making money and marketing herself by giving out boners, in hopes those boners give her all she ever wanted as an actor or singer or whatever the fuck she is.

I am just glad she has a photographer there shooting pics of her, rather than it being a fucking selfie.

Unless this is a selfie, just one with effort….who cares, she’s half naked and cockteasing right.

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2024

16

Apr

Perrie Edwards Slutty Video Shoot of the Day

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The only reason I know who Perrie Edwards is, is because of her insanely weird fanbase that potentially got my twitter deleted a bunch of years ago for posting about her or calling her a whore, which isn’t really saying much because most women are whores and that’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s just how humans are wired to survive man….so stop being offended when your pussy is just making you do what it’s supposed to do to get by.

Anyway, she’s a UK popstar from a manufactured girl group with loyal fans who get you cancelled in an era before cancelling was cool. I’m OG cancelled.

She released a new album in her senior years and obviously her promotional tour around the album is stripped down, ass out, on the beach, clickbaiting because if she wants it to work, she’s gotta be a whore about it.

I am only posting this because I hate her fans, who won’t know I posted this, since I don’t update my Twitter since it’s been returned to me from Elon….

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2024

16

Apr

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are the only kind of pant I really endorse because if I can’t see an asshole wink while it is walking in front of me, then it feels like a waste of everything….

Tight pants allow me to see the asshole wink in front of me, which feels like the way it is supposed to be.

So here are some tight pants to keep the tight pant dream alive not that this post will have any impact on the future success or popularity of tight pants…

No girls are getting in tight pants to be featured here, but that is the FLAW in everything I’ve ever done, but this isn’t about me whining like a bitch, it’s about Tight Pants.

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2024

16

Apr

Laura Dore is the Instagram Of The Day

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Let’s play a game…

Laura Dore Rhymes with….a profession that involves stripping down in exchange for money….

Guess?!

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

16

Apr

Bai Ling Forever of the Day

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There is a revival of all that was good in the late 90s and early 2000s. The young kids are attaching themselves to those late 90s fashions, which means that there is hope that a 90s style BLOG like this will finally get the appreciation it deserves. Doubtful, but I want a private jet.

That being said, one of the icons of our time was Bai Ling who even in the mid 2000s was probably in her 50s….which means that 20 years later she’s in her 70s and still up to her old confusing antics we never quite understood.

I appreciate the famous for the paparazzi girls of that era who did their own kind of influencer marketing by moving to LA and sucking off the paparazzi in their outrageous outfits. It took more effort than these lazy influencers of our time, so I’ll look at Bai Ling’s ass until she’s 100, hoping it smells like orange beef and that it comes with a fortune when it comes like a cookie.

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2024

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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When the old ass that is walking in front of me is actually younger than me, it may be a good time to either throw in the fucking towel and sign up for Canada’s assisted dying program…..or…just accept that younger pussy is now old pussy because

I’m old and maybe that’s the way nature intended it to be for people who weren’t able to get rich. The ex wives, moms, grannies and sad sacks of sloppy ass for the losers….while the sugar babies target the winners at life.

It’s even worse knowing the old pussy that you find repulsive but figure you have no choice but to try to rewire your brain to fetishize it…finds you repulsive too…just old people hating each other for being old and if you’re lucky getting to fuck one even though it actually makes you sad….

So I was walking behind three old ladies with old lady asses who were in leggings they shouldn’t have been in. They looked at me all disgusted like I was some kind of rapist or predator sexualizing them as I tried as hard as I could to to get horny by sexualizing them….which didn’t work.

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Gisele Bundchen in a Swimsuit at the Beach!
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Lindsey Pelas Rocks Revolve Festival: Big Boobs and Ass Shine in Scanty Ensemble
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NFL WAG Alix Earle Went to Coachella!
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Rachel Zegler – green bikini on vacation
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Kristin Cavallari’s Rock Hard Abs!
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Debbie St. Pierre is Ready for Summer!
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NFL Owner Gracie Hunt Went to Coachella!
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Southwest Flight has a Boeing 737-800’s engine cover blowing off during flight
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Sophia Thomalla Sexy in a Black Bikini!
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Urban Tiger Northampton … Strip Club !
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Nobody helps a man go down an escalator until one man helps him out
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Bet He Won’t Do That Again
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Some People Aren’t As Smart As They Think They Are – 24 Pics
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Lottie Moss – Seen at the Chiltern Firehouse in London
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Lupita Nyong’o – CinemaCon Big Screen Achievement Awards in Las Vegas
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Leighton Meester – Tight shorts out in Gold Coast Australia
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Nicole Colina Humping Huge Hooters
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Kim Velez And Her Teeny Green Bikini Scoreland
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2024

15

Apr

Josephine Skriver in her Underwear for her Birthday of the Day

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I guess it’s Josephine Skriver’s birthday because she posted these shameless pictures of her ass in a pretty revealing bathing suit bottom saying she’s just done another trip around the sun, assuming that space is real and not fake and gay, which I don’t.

I guess when you’re a lingerie model who was basically cancelled for being too hot from the brand that recruited you because you were too hot, stripping down is not only all you know, but a protest or cry for help, in demanding the people to notice her an remember that she still exists without all the promotion Victoria’s Secret used to do for her.

Works for me. She’s skinny, fit, tiny tits like she got her VS tits removed or maybe that’s what happens when you give birth, but ultimately, there are rumors she was a VIRGIN when she came to AMERICA to live the dream and the dude she married and bred with was actually her FIRST COCK IN HER, which in this era of ugly chicks fucking like crazy, it makes her that much more of a pure and wonderful unicorn of a woman.

Point of the story, I still like models and you should too.

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2024

15

Apr

Bebe Rexha’s Big Ass and Big Titties at Coachella of the Day

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Bebe Rexha may be a fat chick and I may be a hater when it comes to fat chicks since my beauty ideals stem from anorexic model chicks on a heroin or diet coke diet, but the truth is, fat girls have fat asses and fat tits and if they are going to use them for marketing purposes, who am I to fat shame.

Sure, I don’t buy into fat being strictly genetics, it’s what you put in your damn mouth and I don’t support body positivity movement that celebrates overeating and unhealthiness, because 90 percent of people in Walmart right now are 3 times Bebe Rexha’s size…she’s Hollywood fat.

So just because 90 percent of people in Walmart are fat may make fat normal, but it doesn’t make it right, but when in corset with the tits out and the round ass you’d consider being smothered by, it’s not as bad as it could be….even to a fat shamer like me.

What would have previously been a series of mean spirited fat jokes has become a celebration of big ass and tits….I’m growing as a person here and apparently so is Bebe Rexha.

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2024

15

Apr

Megan Fox at Coachella of the Day

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Megan Fox wants girl to invest in themselves, in a skill or a hobby and to not waste energy on boys because they will drain you, so invest in yourself.

Meanwhile, she’s got about a dozen kids with David from 90210 who held her captive and bred her for all those years, so her girl power, girls don’t need boys may come from her being traumatized by the whole trad wife role she had when she was exiled or blacklisted from Hollywood for thinking she was more important than the people behind Transformers.

So it’s safe to assume that this angle is a bullshit lie, all part of her new 40 year old with blue hair, all doctored the fuck up to be the weirdest looking 40 year old, but one you’d want to fuck because it’s still Megan Fox and has a a level of menopausal sex appeal when you ignore the whole dried up vagina factor, which could be beneficial for the small penises out there to feel friction.

So despite being a mom of 6, she made her way to Coachella, to be seen and to matter amongst all these boring mainstream marketing people shaping the minds of the morons on the internet one event at a time.

She’s a little old for this shit….and I find it weird that young people would really care to go to Coachella since it’s a boomer event, back in my dad, you would not go where the boomers went, even though I am pretty much a boomer. We seek out the new, while these tourist generation seek out the hashtag or location tag on instagram I guess.

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