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2024

12

Mar

Selena Gomez Huge Tits in a Red Dress of the Day

No, Selena Gomez is not wearing a helmet, that’s just the shape of her giant round head. I don’t know if it is caused by the LUPUS that hasn’t killed her or stopped her from being an alcoholic, despite only having on functioning kidney.

I guess when you harvest organs from groupies or opportunists thanks to her level of fame and fortune, you can basically blow out all your organs and swap them out at your discretion.

As it turns out, the fat fucking tank of a woman has grown out her tits, possibly at one of her surgeries where she doubled down with New Kidney, New Tits, New me….but it could just be overeating as her gunt would suggest.

The nice thing about the chipmunk who clearly has been storing up all the nuts for the cold winter ahead, has found love through some other fuzzy fucking pervert who looks like he’s a hybrid animal/human as well….either rat or ape…or a mix of both.

Maybe they are from the same cloning lab that clearly didn’t anticipate this kind of titty development, it’s like straight out of the ATTENTION Walmart shopper who has been raised on junk food, hormones in her food, chemicals in her water, on disability with the giant tits due to the obesity…..and you love it.

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2024

12

Mar

Denise Richards in Lingerie of the Day

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Denise Ricahrds reminds me of the meme that reads “Ok Granny, let’s get you to bed”….

It’s one of those, granny’s too old and demented to really know what the fuck is going on, so she just runs with it until someone who cares about her, like her grandson stops her before she goes too far….

Only in Denise Richards’ case, she’s gone to far because we’ve all been exposed to her mangled, frankenstein, cut off and put back on nipple that looks like a horror movie monster, ATTACK OF THE SQUARE SCARRED NIPPLE….

That should have been kept under wraps….

The too old for ONLYFANS proving that she’s not too old for ONLYFANS, and that at any age you can exploit the wallets of loser fans if you’ve got fans using shitty old lady sexts.

I think she would have done fine if she just posted BTS pics from her Wild Things era, pretending it is recent, but the sickos out there want recent pics of her because fandom is confusing and involves freaks wanting to feel like they are aging out with the girl…

It’s a crazy world…now get Granny to bed.

Posted in:Denise Richards

2024

12

Mar

Kristen Stewart’s Lesbian Nipple Flash of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is a lesbian, I think she’s so lesbian that she’s scheduled to marry her current lesbian lover, because either the pussy eating is just that good that it cancels out anything a dick can do, or maybe she’s just into knitting. Lesbians love knitting.

I’m not saying that all chicks need cock, some have broken vaginas that can’t take any cock at all and have to commit to the clit game….

I am just saying that it’s not biologically sound that lesbianism is something a girl is born with, it’s gotta be some learned behavior or fluoride in the water, because by definition it’s a species ending sexual preference…

Sure, lesbians make babies with sperm they get off craigslist, which is celebrated more than when I mail women my semen in hopes they impregnate themselves. I’m out here trying to create a master race in my image fuckers…and it’s NOT working so well.

But if a lesbian still has a baby, what’s the point of being a lesbian, just a hatred of men, cock or a love for tits and pussy eating…

It’s beyond my mental capacity, but I will say that if a lesbian nipple is exposed, does it make a sound, since technically you can’t suck on it due to your penis, since lesbians discriminate and aren’t inclusive….or does it make even more of a sound, because it triggers the competitive nature of men, seeing lesbians as the ultimate challenge in pussy seduction…..

I figure since it’s Kristen Stewart’s nipple it makes a sound to all the twilight nerds out there….but also since it’s Kristen Stewart’s nipple, it’s not that interesting because I don’t find her hot since I’m not a twilight fan….yet the nipple still outfit for attention prevails…thanks to the nipple.

Turns out she wore this outfit with the nipples to the late night Colbert show, which didn’t make it more interesting – PICS HERE

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Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2024

12

Mar

Kendall Jenner in Black Lingerie of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is the least disgusting Kardashian, which in a lot of ways is like saying she’s the least disgusting herpes scab on the prostitutes labia, but the truth is there is a scale to those herpes scabs and some are 90 percent healed, barely contagious, while others are gaping sores, possibly infected, by either getting caught in a zipper or from a lack of hygiene despite the nature of their business of fucking strangers for money…..which would probably benefit from good hygiene even if you’re working on the lower end of the pricing for that kind of service due to your drug addition and mental health…

So like herpes scabs, the Kardashians go from Kendall to Khloe and each holds their position in between. Sure, all are rich and influential vendors able to make billion dollar businesses overnight thanks to social media following, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t disgusting, if anything that makes them more disgusting…

But skinny, solid hipped, Kendall in this teddy, reminding me of some 1960s or earlier pin-up porn is fine, especially when in the taking a shit in the woods position….

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2024

12

Mar

Amelia Hamlin’s Got her Tits Out for Fashion of the day

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So Amelia Hamlin, the girl who dated Scott Disick from the Kardashians when she was 18 to level up her celebrity using the Kardashian school of whoring yourself to the top, is also the daughter of a fame whore named Lisa Rinna, who I really only know for her Playboy shoot of many years ago, but who I guess was important enough to be paid to be in Playboy, back when they paid girls to get naked for magazines, instead of girls getting naked for free on social media….before realizing they could OnlyFans it and get paid to get naked like they would have if they hadn’t all killed Playboy by giving it away for free.

The point of the story is Amelia Hamlin, who is skinny with a set of solid and full tits, is doing this nudity under the guise of FASHION, or that stamp of approval of high profile fashion….

But to the old school pervert, this doesn’t seem much like a fashion shoot, but rather a Playboy shoot of the past, that is marketed as a fashion shoot, because the fashion companies can pretend to be luxury and get the big dollar advertiser even if they are putting out smut.

I post this, it’s porn that can’t be monetized, they do it and it’s art or high concept….it’s the injustices of the world…..where I remain the ultimate loser for not gaming it like this magazine games it.

So as so follows her Whore Mother’s footsteps, she brings us tiny nips, some landing strip, and they are all proud of it because it’s for CR Fashion Book….and not her OnlyFans or instagram….and people buy into this being fashion or art or breaking the internet caliber content because a fashion magazine put it out….

Sometimes, bitches and their family and friends need that stamp of approval to strip down like the whores they are….and luckily, we get to reduce it to the smut that it is, because this shoot isn’t fashion, we’ve been at this for 20 years, we know what CR Fashion Book is doing here…..and they should keep it up.

Posted in:Amelia Hamlin

2024

12

Mar

Florence Pugh Stained Nipples of the Day

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I read some reddit loser virgin weirdo woke liberal mask wearing cucks who are probably vegan definitely low testosterone pro tranny story time cuz they are basically tranny hormonally….you know the type, I mean just read reddit comments, with their sassy lady-like commentary and jokes….

So yeah, read the reddit, saw that people miss the glory days of blogs, because blogs used to have great writers and now all those writers are winning academy awards or doing podcasts, but not everyone wants a podcast, some people want to read bullshit…LIKE YOU DEAR READER….reading this nonsense..

Anyway, puns…they said that the original writers of DeadMeatSpin were PUNNY AS HELL and how great that is…

I’ve always hated puns, they make me cringe, they give me that “WAHHHH WAHHH” sound in my head, like a joke that lies flat, even when they are clever….

But since that’s what the mass internet hive mind I am trying to seduce, molest, sexually assault so that the METOO ME…and I finally matter….

I am going to try a pun…in the form of troll, neckless, possible wrestler or shot-putter Florence Pugh with her shit stained nipples….but because her name rhymes with POO, and POO means SHIT…I am calling them PUGH STAINED nipples…

OMG is that even a PUN…is that PUNNY….I don’t know, but Florence Pugh fucking sucks even with her tits out for OSCARS….and that’s probably what this post is about, I guess.

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2024

12

Mar

Celine Centino is the Instagram Of The Day

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – I am spotting a trend where girls with giant tits, who may or may not be fat chicks, but who are probably fat chicks…are mastering the whole sleazy content market.

I guess they are more eager than naturally hot fit chicks, so they put in more effort and go above and beyond in making sure their content comes across the right level of slutty and not sloppy.

They tuck in that sloppy obesity, give themselves a waistline and cash the fuck in on the losers who are paying and subscribing.

Cosplaying as the hot chick….while loser dudes cosplay that they have a chance with these chicks if they just throw enough money at them….not realizing that the dude they are sexting with is cosplaying as the fat chick cosplaying as the hot chick for the nerd cosplaying as someone who can secure the fat chick cosplaying as the hot chick….

It’s pretty complex levels of scheming, that Celine may or may not be a part of…

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

12

Mar

Daniella Chavez is the Instagram Of The Day

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Daniella Chavez is out here looking fancy.

Keeping instagram classy.

Bring the inspiring content that is designed to change lives and lure paying customers..

The world is her OYSTER and all she has to do is show her clam….to paying customers…

I’m not implying she’s a whore, but her content is.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It was the Oscars so….

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2024

11

Mar

Charli XCX Tits at the Vanity Fair Party of the Day

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Charli XCX has her tits, pierced nipples and all, pretty visible at some Oscars party, that seems to be the Vanity Fair party, which is rumored to be one of the more exclusive parties, even though Em Rata’s tits were there, so they likely invite anyone, all the riff raff, no matter how much of a prostitute they may be….

Charli XCX has had tits worth looking at, like most chicks that don’t have shit stain nipples our long scary tits, for the bulk of her career….so it’s nice that at this point in time, it’s become part of her aesthetic, since I like staring at tits.

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