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2020

Nov

Lindsey Shaw Pussy Print of the Day

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Lindsey Shaw is some now 31 year old who got her start when she was 15 or 16 on some Nickelodeon series you probably watched and not because you were 10, but because you are a predator or at least a weirdo….I don’t know any of these shitty kids shows but I do know anyone who has sat through any of them is the weirdest kind of pervert because no only are they into the actresses, but they actually sit through shitty programming to see the actresses, like pull up a google image search you masochist freak…then there’s the whole team of people who produce these shows, direct these shows, film these shows, write these shows….it’s a whole operation and procedure to produce such dog shit…

Since Nickelodeon she’s been on some CW show that got cancelled, she got on Pretty Little Liars, which was a big show and maybe why she’s got the 400k followers….and based on her instagram sleaze, we call it the last ditch effort…it’s safe to assume she’s forgotten, lacks management, needs help…..especially with her captions…

In an attempt to make her instagram sleaze seem more comedic and less desperate she wrote this caption that made me gag…

When you graciously try to gauge if that smell is coming from you…Spoiler: it was.

If the theme is to be hot, let’s own that because talking about smelling your own ass attracts the wrong kind of attention from the very wrong kind of people but she is already used to that thanks to her humble child star beginnings..that were actually, in hindsight, her peak, not her start….all down hill from here!

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2020

Nov

Zoey Deutch Underboob of the Day

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Today is coincidentally Zoey Deutch’s 25th birthday….coincidentally because I was dong this post on her before seeing it was her birthday while looking for more self produced smut…

At 25, she’s still young enough to stare at while she sexualizes herself, but then again, I’ll stare at anyone, even the old bitches sexualizing themselves too, you know because I am a pervert, that shit speaks to my soul, and it is entertaining…

I realize that this Zoey Deutch sexualizing is pretty lame, we prefer more graphic, spread asshole type of content all the non celebs are doing…and I guess that some celebs are doing but it’s mainly for NURSES trying to moonlight with an ONLYFANS…always aiming to please and care for us.

So I will take her low level sexualizing of herself and apprecaite it for not being a spread asshole, because the spread asshole would be too easy a tactic to get likes and follows like some empty rich kid raised by industry people….

Plus, it could reduce her chances of a respectable acting career, that despite it being handed to her because of her parents, she’s still able to carry.

I’ve seen her in Zombie Land, the Netflix show The Politician, the other movie called Buffaloed…yes…like the rest of the world all I do is stream garbage content all day….but in streaming garbage content I can say she didn’t annoy me…and most actors annoy me….so let’s take this as a weak pic to jerk off to, an ok pic to say she’s worth jerking off to if she was able to step up her game, and all this on her birthday….a day where we celebrate Lea Thompson (the mom from Back to the Future) not having an abortion when she clearly could have and probably had numerous times before this pregnancy 25 years ago…

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2020

Nov

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are nothing new, I am sure you’ve jerked off to pics of your mom in the 70s in her tight pants she used to put on wet so they’d be more form fitting back when they didn’t have “STRETCH” fabrics incorporated into jeans like they do now….

I know, the “stretch” fabric in jeans is not always our friend, because if you’re a negative thinker or a pessimist, which I am not, even though I have been wrongfully labelled that amongst other horrible things, there are negatives to everything, even stretch fabrices….because they have been misued by the fatties to size the fuck down, or squeeze into things they really shouldn’t squeeze into but don’t realize it cuz she’s a size medium when they are clearly XXL…

I like to focus on the positive, which is that tight pants, which are all the rage thanks to COVID are worn everywhere by everyone…and despite some use of stretch pants being totally irresponsible, even an abuse of the right….there are also hot chicks who wear them too…and more importantly…in all cases…even the fatties in the tight pants…you can see the soul of the woman wearing them in the form of FULL ass shot….but more importantly fully pussy definition….you can see more than just camel toe, but also the fatness of a pussy lip, sometimes the meatiness, the clit, etc….it is all so exciting…

So these are girls in tight pants posted to the internet…some asses are real, some fake…some photoshopped…all a good supplemental way to stare at tight pants when too lazy to leave the house and see EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ALIVE in them….

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2020

Nov

Halsey Cleavage of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Halsey showing off her fake tits on her social media as girls with fake tits tend to do, I mean why the fuck else would you get fake tits if it wasn’t to share them with the world, especially when you’re some bullshit popstar with a bullshit storyline…who milks any angle she can for attention despite having already gamed the system with her lies…it’s just never enough for these people….MORE MORE MORE…that’s all they want…they can’t be happy with taking what they got and riding it, instead they need to ride harder to get more….and this is her way of riding harder…

Since the tits are fake and not her actual tits, you’d think shed be more of an exhibitionist with them….this is weak titty flash in an era of Free the Nipples and tits being thrown up everywhere…they are just tits, get onto that activism…

Her shaved head is not my thing, it reminds me of lice ridden crack whores who had to shave their head to save their business…you can’t be giving all the dicks you suck lice….

Her shaved head is also a reminder of her big reveal that her dad is back a few years back when she went on a rampage about how Hotels, since she’s bougie and a celebrity doing the Hotel thing, but yeah….hotels don’t have shampoo for black hair, which made her mad because she’s black…clearly some posturing, not because she’ not black but because when people set up neon signs to point at themselves as whatever the trending activism is, so that they can hop in on it as one of the victims of things like racism, or sexism, or tranny hating, they are pandering…they are begging and basically on a loud speaker saying “I may be light skinned, but I am black, look at my dad”….and the whole thing seems anti-progressive…if you’re about inclusivity, announcing that you’re different, is cheapening the being different…the people crying racism are turning non racism into racism because they like attention…and clearly Halsey likes attention, any angle she can, just not showing her full fake tit, which is the only angle she should be taking.

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2020

Nov

Paula Abdul in Stockings of the Day

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I hate when I think of something and then I see ads of it, like i am in a simulation or my mind is chipped….since I am sure I am not clairvoyant….and these are ads of products I haven’t googled, or said out loud…STRAIGHT FROM THE BRAIN…to the computer…fucked up…

Well about a week ago, while singing “Opposites Attract” to my alternate personality, I asked myself where Paula Abdul was….since I know she’s not dead but she might as well be now that she’s not making bad 80s pop music, choreographing dances for other popstars, or being medicated as fuck on American idol…it’s like she doesn’t exist….

I forgot that I even thought of Paula Abdul by the time I got on the computer, so I didn’t check out her instagram because ultimately who cares about Paula Abdul, she was basically forgotten before the first season of American Idol and even when they chose her as a judge it was weird because of her lack of relevance….so hosting some show that’s been milked harder than Chrissy Teigen is milking her dead baby for adrenochrome…it makes sense she’d basically evaporate….but this is the era of not letting anyone die off into obscurity…keep them around, let them build their audience and platform to bore us…and in still existing she’s done this old lady shoot in some slutty enough for an old lady lingerie…I mean she must be 80 by now…and still a tight little package…weird.

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2020

Nov

Larsen Thompson Fishnets of the Day

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If there’s one thing you should know about me, it’s that I hate choreographed dance….I mean I am sure there’s other things you should know about me, or probably already know about me from reading the site Russian Spam Bot and by site I mean my every thought thanks to all my data being shared…

Anyway, I fucking hate social media….but more importantly I fucking hate Choreographed dance….the idea of people thinking it’s an art or a way to self express is just so weird, but the idea that people sit there learning other people’s dances is even weirder…then there’s the whole people watching those dances for non sexual purposes, because they think the way the body moves to the beat is masterful….as they are pretentious dick suckers….but more importantly that China can infiltrate your society all with an app to show off your choreographed dance, because people are just that fucking into it…is wild to me…

I don’t hate dance when it comes to stripping, or dance when it comes to girls dancing to say fit as long as the demo I get of that dance to stay fit is them twerking on my dick….they are athletic and can move…flexible with great muscle control…definitely good to fuck….

I do not like when dance is done like this Larsen Thompson shit, even if she’s in Lingerie like a Pussycat doll, save that shit for the stripclubs or cam sites….as anyone who isn’t a sex working whore who refers to themselves as a dancer is trash.

Maybe I’m just hating because she’s a big redhead and that terrifies me…

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2020

Nov

Jamie Chung Heavy Period of the Day

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Jamie Chung is a 37 year old who got her start on Reality TV a long time ago…MTV Real World shit that I am sure no one remembers her from, it was a time when Reality Show Stars could die as irrelevant as they came in once they got kicked off the show because there was no soical media alive to keep them alive…now we’re stuck with every asshole from any reality show running brand deals like they matter when they don’t. It’s a huge flaw in Social Media…making garbage people think they matter and allowing them to monetize their shit for years to come because people nevr UNFOLLOW…

Jamie Chung probably doesn’t play up her Reality Show roots, because she’s been in a nunch of movies since then, but she’s still barely famous….that may change now that they need ethnic people in their stories to pretend they aren’t racist….oh that Hollywood so obvious in their pandering…

She is not an Asian Baby that was adopted by a white family because they felt adopting asian would lead to less issues than adopting other cultures, asian babies are always so well behaved….she was actually raised by her Korean Parents…so when she lost her virginity it was like K-pop…

She may not be all that famous, but she figured out a way to offset the fact that her acting career has been pretty lame by doing the influencer thing…they call themselves “Fashion Bloggers’ and all they do is post selfies of their outfits so other girls can be inspired by their style and brands can pay them money to push product…

The top pic is from some movie she’s in called Chinatown CARRIE, based on Carrie from Stephen King, only it takes place at her family restaurant in China town and not a high school….and I figure you’re into period art, feminism….since you eat all those bloody tampons you find in the tampon dispenser in gender neutral / co-ed bathrooms at home depot…it’s like they have the women do the sorting for you….making your fetish easier to execute….you do it for the IRON….you know since period blood doesn’t get in the way of your VEGANISM….you empowered feminist for the perversion fuck…

Here she is doing yoga…the porn of workouts until you smell a hot yoga class after all the farts….

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2020

Nov

Martha Hunt in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Martha Hunt was and may still be one of Taylor Swift’s real life barbie dolls. For whatever reason, a bunch of years back, Taylor Swift was really into Victoria’s Secret models. Since they are all money grubbing whores, I figured it was a campaign that Victoria’s Secret was executing and paying Taylor Swift to be involved, to elevate the profile of their models as celebs, it’s a big part of their strategy and at the time, despite sucking, Taylor Swift was the top of the celeb hierarchy….people have no taste and popular things don’t have to be good things, they have to be things the evil rulers decide need to be popular for whatever agenda they are pushing at the time!

As it turned out, Taylor Swift was just reliving her childhood with real life Barbies, since she was too busy faking love songs that went viral when she was an actual kid…

Martha Hunt was in the top 5 of the models Taylor Swift hung out with, she wasn’t quite at Karlie Kloss’ level of “I live in Taylor’s House” until she married Kushner and Taylor’s liberal ways couldn’t handle it I really have no idea if the celebrity /model friendship with this one still exists, I figure none of these people have souls so it could go either way…

Plus, Martha is in her bikini, showing off that “RATIO” with a dude, which I am sure is against the Taylor Swift “friendship” contract that they all have to sign before being let into her secret palace of bullshit…

Anyway, aging American model in bikini fetish.

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2020

Nov

Angry Woman VS Trump Doll….Reminding Us how Insane people are…and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Survives Falling Window

Arson Ain’t Easy…

Train VS CAr close

Waves.

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2020

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Just because everyone needs anti depressant because they are fucking crazy doesn’t mean they should be getting on those anti depressants….the mental health thing, like covid is a really fucking annoying excuse…and to make kids think they need that shit is prepping them to be future addicts, or at least future dead on the fucking inside, medicated drones…they way they want them to be I am sure…

The best is these people on anti-depressants who don’t exercise, eat well, even take supplements, not that supplements are the answer, but if you’re not willing to pop a vitamin but you’re taking some made in the lab shit to alter your brain chemistry like it is candy…you’re fucked….

What happened to self medicating the old fashioned way….with street drugs and alcohol, it’s way cooler when the high you get isn’t some FDA approved, government sanctioned, pill….if anything that kills any high it may give you….

The fact anti-depressant drugs or the people on them don’t have or get more shame, is the problem in this no shaming society….unless your’re shaming someone who doesn’t agree with your morals, values, virtue….in which case you shame them back….like me saying Anti-Depressants are for losers who have given up the fight and admitted they are losers are the kind of people who will get mad at me for saying that because it is not inclusive even if it is true….and I’m the fucking bad guy for it…

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