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Bianca Censori’s Epic Tits Out of the Day

Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2020

Oct

Tricia Helfer Nude in 98 of the Day

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Tricia Helfer may be old as shit now, I am assuming she’s around 50 years old, but there was a time that Canada’s own Maple Syrup Queen was masturbation fodder to nerds everywhere, and unfortunately, due to nerds inability to move on with their life, probably still is…which is likely why her nude pic from 1998 is making its way on the internet today, probably a throwback to the glory days posted by her, in what I would call good planning and something all young girls under 25 should be aware of, because get the smutty pics when you were hot, so you can give you husband them to jerk off to when you’re not cuz you’re old….prior to this lazy ass generation of sluts selling nudes instead of getting a job because of mental health and coddling that made them lazy agoraphobics….girls usually only got slutty around Tricia Helfer’s current age of near 50 after a divorce threw them into sexual exploration and being sluts taking all the dick they should have got after watching porn and being angry their husband, now that he has money, is fucking a 20 year old porn sugar baby….and they feel the need to try to compete….so get it in when you’re young….like this Battlestar Galactica girl you’d want to cuck.

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2020

Oct

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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It’s Tight Pants Tuesday, even though everyday is Tight Pants Tuesday, because girls fucking love wearing tight pants, the future of cleavage is pussy definition, because for whatever reason, a reason that doesn’t matter, girls fucking love jacking off their tight pants, or tight shorts, into their cunts….all the it-girl celebs are doing it because I guess showing tit is basic, standard, outdated thanks to the feminists desexualizing tits, plus with all these bitches looking trans thanks to the face injections, they’ve got to prove they have cunt not cock…not that you queers would care if there was cock, tranny porn was the number one porn category in 2003 so I’ll assume it still is today….you degenerate fucks…

So these are girls into showing off their tight pants….because tight pants hold them together, hug their genitals, and lets you see what at times is full pussy….but more often is just a ass squeezed together in ways it can’t live up to outside the pants….because tight pants are great.

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2020

Oct

Ireland Baldwin Being Sexy of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is oiling up her tits like she was an old rusted out bike chain, or maybe like an old rusted out car, because she may not be officially old, her spirit is pretty fucking beat the fuck down….like when you see a brand new Rolls Royce torched in an organized crime war…it’s still a rolls royce, but basically only good for the parts….you see because she started out with a father who called her a pig publicly, but managed to not be cancelled, despite being a piece of shit, maybe because he mocks TRUMP and the decision makers like that, you know save the cancelling for people who support Trump, even if Trump’s a better comedian than they are….but yeah…Dad Baldwin’s a fiery tempered, egotistical, piece of shit….but he was alright in Beetlejuice.

In being a piece of shit, he’s been a bad father to Ireland, proven in her need to get naked on the internet to get noticed, while her cousin is marrying pop stars like the groupie she is to get famous on the internet, after befriending the devil Jenners and Hadids, despite pretending to be a Jesus freak, while this one was getting prison tattoos, in and out of rehab, some identity crisis shit….but despite all that…she’s still getting naked or half naked on the internet, not sure if she’s selling tit pics like other girls her generation, despite having access to all the money in the world, I mean her mom was Kim Bassinger and I guess still is, but not the version of Kim Bassinger that was the hottest celebrity babe of her era, where as now she’s just some old as shit mom of a crackwhore looking LA rich kid trying to have soul, substance, some edginess to offset her coddled life….

This is what the generation does, and who are we to not stare at the 6 foot tall 250 pounder who is luckily proportionate’s big tits while she oils them up, because they are still tits and we like those…

If anything, it’d be unfortunate if Ireland didn’t carry herself like this, trying to be the hot chick dudes jack off to, because I like exhibitionists and their tits, even Ireland Baldwin’s despite looking more Baldwin than Bassinger.

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2020

Oct

Emma Rose Kenney Tits of the Day

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Emma Rose Kenney is the ugly girl from Shameless who was never marketed as being the hot girl, so you can’t hate her for looking the way she does, if anything you should commend her for taking on a life in front of the camera being perfectly fucking average at best…while most average at besters would take a job in data entry, or other low level behind the scenes shit, where they can have a cubicle the decorate with all their favorite pictures of cats….

I know that average lookng isn’t really a thing anymore, since all these girls think they are hotter than they are, thanks to things like perverts who will fuck anything and dating apps that allow perverts who will fuck anything to hype a girl up, I mean no way to not inflate the ego when 100 dudes tell you how hot you are everyday because they are trying to deep dick you….

In my day, because I am an old fuck, average girls knew they were average, ugly girls knew they were ugly, there was none of that delusional shit…

Clearly, ugly or not, Emma Rose Kenney is awesome only because she’s replaced Emmy Rossum’s position on Shameless, I show I only started watching when they kicked Emmy Rossum off, because I dislike her that much and wanted the execs to see my extra view even if I think the show is dumb appropriating ghetto trash drug addict life…and I guess she’s also awesome for having big tits, being on TV, and thus the top tier average at best girl out there cuz she’s rich….

Good times.

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2020

Oct

Elle Fanning Being White of the Day

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Apparently, mayonnaise is known for being White People food and it’s an ongoing racist against white people thing to laugh at white people for their love of mayo….so here’s Elle Fanning being white because she’s out here making her own mayo, like some white trash culinary genius who can’t afford to buy a fucking jar of mayo or who wants to go high brow with her mayo, because she’s just that into mayo, using her farm fresh ingredients..

Now I don’t hate mayo, or white people, or white people into mayo…but I do like more things to put on white people, to add to their lame ass white guilt you see them pretending to have, all because they saw some dude resisting arrest while on meth get killed by a cop….making it all of white people’s fault for being colonialists that exploited the natives and that brought in slaves like they Cuban did, but in a whiter way, even though there were probably some black slave owners since that’s how the industry worked back then, and there are still slaves in prison, retard and mental health facilities and migrant workers or offshore shit in India and Asia…

The point being is, White People, hate yourselves as you envy this homemade celebrity MAYO that you’d love to lick out of her celebrity asshole, to inspire your own making of MAYO in your pants only your mayo is the biproduct of chronic masturbation….and only you like to eat the results….you sick fuck.

Here are some Dakota Fanning Hard Nipples of the Day from a while ago.

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2020

Oct

Bella Hadid Nipples of the Day

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It’s funny that Bella Hadid is still living this lie that she’s a fashion model. She’s the equivalent of a rich kid in the 90s who wanted to be a popstar recording a music video at the mall kiosk that allowed people to pay to have a music video, only unlike those embarrassing rich kids embarrassing themselves, as rich kids do since they are delusion, entitled, spoiled, coddled, given all they want and have no idea they are lame because everyone around them is lame, lack edginess, anything interesting, even when they try to dress homeless and move to artist lofts in Brooklyn where they get herpes from “artists” that are usually other rich kids, but for the most part the average bratty rich kid remains lame….

But yeah, what would have normally been laughed at, Bella Hadid the ugly Hadid wanting to be a model, some kind of fucking joke that you’d expect her family to humor her on, but instead she got humored by a whole industry…no idea why…they even call her beautiful and if there’s one thing you can learn from this razor sharp face that has been rebuilt, it’s that it’s not beautiful, interesting and shouldn’t be a top model, but the era is filled with shitty social media influencers and brands just want to sell product so here we are….with Bella Hadid showing nipple…which makes Bella Hadid better but still shit…

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2020

Oct

Courtney Stodden Trump Porn of the Day

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Courtney Stodden may not be a magical angel sent from heaven, but she is pretty good and was entertaining enough for the tabloids for a decent amount of time before they spat her out and forgot she existed….the child bride to some obscure actor on Lost, who ended up doing low level sex tapes with VIVID back when VIVID existed and made low level celebrity sex tapes, like the Kim K sex tape….memories of getting a commission off each sex tape sold…the glory hole days of the internet as a not quite a pornographer, but definitely not mainstream!

Today, she brought her clown tits out in a bikini to show you all what Brian Austin Green potentially stuck his dick into as a rebound from Megan Fox, so Stodden’s not THAT low end, just pretty low end.

I still think my biggest regret was not going to her Halloween party I got invited to maybe 10 years ago because I don’t live in America and it was too complicated, but would have totally been worth taking out a loan to get into her house to sniff her panties in her panty drawer….but yeah…it was also the only celebrity event I’ve ever been invited to so maybe that’s why I felt it was a pivotal moment in my career as an internet pervert….

I don’t know what this Trump Mask shit is about, but it is definitely the best content going around on social media today….because even in an era of everyone being a clickbait for attention…the low levels who only exist for being clickbaits for attention can deliver…even if no one ends up seeing it because their fans aren’t that engaged in what they do…because they don’t have fans…but should since they were clickbaiters before instagram even existed…imagine that.

Whether this is TRUMP support or TRUMP mocking or not, it’s weirdly hot….

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2020

Oct

Britney Spears Half Naked Hostage Video from Captivity of the Day

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We all know that Britney Spears has been in captivity for a long time, her parents locking her into some bullshit conservatorship many years ago after her first mental breakdown, and it all made sense from a practical perspective since they are a white trash family that sold their kid off to the industry, turning her into an earner, where money is addictive and can outweigh the health and wellness of your kid….and always does…you greedy fucks…

So I’ve been calling Britney Spears abducted in plain sight, or at least a variation of that since her parents reappropriated her to imprison her and control every aspect of her life after she went off the rails…instead of doing what Aguilera did by dropping off and getting fat….or what Simpson did by making billions off low end K-Mart clothing….but instead they just kept the one trick pony doing the one trick she knew…and luckily that one trick was lucrative thanks to it being Britney Spears….a fucking legend.

No one else seemed to care until this past year about Britney’s parents basically stealing her money while she was all medicated….because Britney is a fucking empire, employs many, and is more than just the postar herself…it requires management and infrastructure…something Britney can’t do especially when medicated…

I mean she can barely follow direction in her instagram dance video that looks like it was shot on a Nintendo Power globe, or maybe a toaster….all lit weird…but more importantly….performed weird by the medicated half naked starlet…all dead in the eyes like some kind of zombie trying to prove she’s ok…when looking like a hostage video before the beheading in a “my captors are really great, they treat me well”….before getting the fucking axe.

Either way, if you’re into captive women, and you are, check out this weirdness.

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2020

Oct

Francia Racia – The Kidney Donor To Selena Gomez Goes Mental Because She Got “Boxed In” at Trump Rally – Shitty Celebs…and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Gets Kicked off Plane

Wheelie Fail

Lemon Thief Gets Electric Fence

Boat Crash

Mountain Collapse

Check Out These Legs…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It may not be morning to you, but it is morning to me, and the real insanity is that I am so set in my ways, I still bother doing the morning links, or even updating the site since it really is insignificant in the grand scheme of the internet….

I once knew a guy who dumped his fat girlfriend after 3-4 years together, they were set up by their parents when one needed a wedding date…and that guy said to me “it was a wedding date that laster 4 years” meaning he just went along with it even though he knew she was a fat cunt that should have ended with a fuck or two that date night only to go on their separate ways….

This is the website version of that, only it has been 16 years….a joke that wasn’t supposed to last more than a month or two….but is still here.

I blame CollegeHumor for linking me all those years ago…..

Here are some stepLINKS as I reevaluate my worthless existence…..but don’t worry, I’m not emotional about this, like some whining cunt, I just think it’s hilarious, and depressing….but the whole point of living is dying, so there’s that! Something to look forward to.

Halsey Shaved her Head
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Fully Naked Ashley Graham for IG
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Topless Model Clemence Showing her Tits
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Baker Mayfield’s Wife in a Tube Top Responds to Haters After He Was Benched During Loss to the Steelers
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Fat Bear Crossing the Road
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Model Maria Shainer Taking a Dip
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This Parodical “Plumbus X” Advertisement Looks Oddly Familiar
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Bodyguard Impresses Jay Z And DMX With His Rapping Skills While The Two Engaged In A Rap Battle!
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Girl’s Track and Field Fail
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The FSO Nabarima Holding 60,000,000 Gallons Of Oil Is Currently Sinking In The Ocean
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Beautiful Replica Of Big Ben Made With Dominoes!
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The Weird Naked Asian Man and his Weird Naked Stunts
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Big Cat’s Failed Attack
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Hot Live Cam Shows
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