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2020

02

Oct

Bella Thorne Titty Acne of the Day

Bella Thorne is a vulgar piece of shit who looks like she smells like farts…or maybe just dirty asshole…because she’s too edgy to wash her pussy right…

She’s continuing her scamming on Only Fans because she’s making money off it, having fun with it, posturing it like she’s researching a role, on some Christian Bale or whoever a “method” actor is, despite acting being a fucking joke of a concept that doesn’t require any work…all you have to do is pretend you’re someone else on the most basic level and people will get the fucking point….

To research a role by pretending to be a “sex” worker, seems like a bit of a bullshit thing since she likely has an assistant actually manage her Only Fans….and the idea of selling slutty pics is basically the same as posting slutty pics on instagram…you take the slutty pic, you put it up on your profile, only in this case you can put up a pay wall, where you decide a price….so instead of just doing a caption, you also put in a price you want people to pay you to see said pic….I do not think that has anything to do with researching a role, I just fucking researched the role for her…it has everything to do with cash grabbing, trying to be edgy because she was Disney, trying to be relatable, because that’s what keeps the audience, trying to be relevant, because selling nudes is what’s going on in pop culture right now, thanks to a whole bunch of simp incel fucks into burning their money showing their support like the nice guys they are….SUPPORT SEX WORKERS…DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY….kind of motherfucker taking hookers out for dinner after paying them 50 dollars for a dick suck.

Anyway, the cash grab continues, take it well you can slut….I’ve seen her acting, and PORN is definitely more her wheel house.

I am old, I like my celebs to be unavailable, untouchable, living on their luxurious exclusive islands I’m not invited to…

I am not into relatable, accessible, cash grabbing losers who are vulgar and gross, showing me scars from their herpes on their asshole, while farting and eating donuts and inserting a diva cup because oversharing is in….and putting it all out there is in….no matter how gross it is…

I also think the captions or headlines they use on their Only Fans to basically steal money for paying idiots are gross…”First time squirting cum out of my mouth”…just gross shit you know a dude wrote….But I’ll still look at the slut be a slut as she scams people…what the fuck else am I going to spend my days doing..

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2020

02

Oct

Kendall Jenner’s Pussy of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Kendall Jenner’s pussy yesterday and didn’t care, despite being someone who is very into seeing pussy.

They are outtakes from an old magazine shoot, that could even be a year old, and that we’ve posted….but I assumed she had a thong on during the original shoot and that this is just some easy fucking photoshop skills…so I didn’t bother.

It is a bald pussy, a barely there, tiny slit of a pussy, that you know has taken some big black cock, and should be more banged out than this, but she’s still young, pussy bounces back…..plus I’ve heard she’s a full blown lesbian, and that she doesn’t actually fuck the athletes they say she fucks…but in this era…her generation fuck everything and put anything up inside them…

The fact is there plenty of reason to think this is just a photoshop job…turning her nude thong into a slit of a pussy would be easy for even an amateur fake nude creating weirdo…but it’s more fun to assume that this is the model pussy that they used as a mould for Caitlyn Jenner’s pussy….you know since Caitlyn’s cum was involved in the making of this pussy…so it is the closest thing to what his natural pussy would look like.

I figure when given the opportunity to see a pussy, it would be wrong not to post the pussy, even if the pussy is just some nerds version of a pussy….there’s still a ton of titty to revisit the pics like the Kardashian marketing agency wants….as you know they released this shit to generate hype around their shitty fucking selves..

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2020

02

Oct

Joke Backfires and Other Videos of the Day

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Failing the Scooter Test

Headbutting Coach with Helmet On

Person on the Hood of a Truck

Wheelie Fail

Drunk Couple Arrested at the Airport…

Idiot Distracted Driver

Fat Squirrel Eatign McDonalds

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2020

02

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am sure social media is fucking annoying today…

Laughing, pointing, screaming KARMA, then there’s a huge amount of people hoping Trump dies of covid, all are real pieces of shit, even though they are the same people fighting for kindness, equality, supporting each other. Futher proof they are bullshit…. I don’t appreciate the “lol he deserves it” types of people who pretend they are inclusive and woke. ..Like a college free speech group protesting ppl exercising free speech…or a white girl trying to prove she’s not racist because she took black cock, or thought about it once, all while clenching her purse and crossing the street when a black person approaches them….you know the kind of hypocrite….

My hope is that he gets a sore throat for a day or two and proves the political lie first hand…and that all you suckers are just fucking suckers letting the government control you with fear mongering….because you like to follow the rules….

I’m a shitty person, but I don’t wish sickness or death on anyone, I’m more a laugh when they die kind of guy. I should put that on t. Shirts for the cult I’m starting….Laugh when they die, don’t laugh when they are sick and dying and don’t wish death on them….

Here are some morning links for you losers…

Big Booty IG Model for the Lakers
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Idiot Parkour Wipe Out
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Pole Dancing Model Mimi is in the Pool
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Maestro Plays the Piano after 20 Years thanks to Bionic Gloves
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Tekashi 69 overdoses on diet pills – hard
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Titty Shot of Angela Rypien
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Girl on the Bikini Selfie
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Hot Slutty Weather Girls
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Watch Grass Grow…It’s More Interesting than Most Things
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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2020

01

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The funny thing about a lot of these lower level only fans types trying to hustle their nudes, it’s the modern day sugar babying or I guess the modern day stripping but it’s mass appeal means it’s more like the modern day working in retail. It’s the back-up plan turned official plan, because any other job would be lunacy…

But the funny thing is that these are the same girls that you can’t get to work a job, lift a finger, they are lazy, with no goals…some may even live with their parents or off their parents….many probably have mental health issues in their back pocket to use as an excuse for not working a job, but rather staying in bed all day, until realizing butthole pics can be profitable…and they start hustling, running promos that Sam Walton of Walmart would be proud of, building email lists, producing content, updating multiple marketing channels, including all social channels, maybe even hiring virtual assistants to do the DMing with the pervs…you know putty real sweat into it…but not getting equity….because they are doing all that top notch work to sell butthole pics….without realizing if they did the exact same tactics for an online store selling anything…they’d have a sustainable business….that they can sell off for millions….and still sell butthole pics to loser dudes into giving ungrateful girls money…but most won’t use their digital marketing prowess to make millions, unless it is off the butthole pics, because the butthole pics are clearly their passion, what they love putting out to the world, all from the comfort of their own home with very little effort…

Point being….NUDES….

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Joey King Hot Body in a TIGHT Outfit
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UFC Octagon Girl Camila Oliveira Shows Off Her Sudsy Side Boob From Fight Island
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Hot Models in Lingerie for a Fashion Show
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Broncos WAG in Nothing but a Cake
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Halle Berry Bikini
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Vanessa Hudgens and her Friend as Cat Girl…RACY
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Addison Rae in a Bikini
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January Jones Puts Beer in her Bath
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Hilary Duff Big Cleavage
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Becky Hill Nip Slip in the Bath!
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Shaolin Master Looks At And Breaks Down 10 Kung Fu Movie Fights
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Shelter Island resident suing Beyonce over video shoot
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Claudia Romani in Thong Bikini
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Ana De Armas is Very Hot in VOGUE
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Rihanna’s Fashion Show is Going to be Streaming and Here’s a Preview
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Hailee Steinfeld Dolled Up
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Hilde Osland Nipple Pokies in Western Australia!
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Rebecca Black as Harley Quinn
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Bears in the Kiddie Pool
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10 Fight Scenes You Can Watch Over And Over Again
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Husband Goes Out To Buy Batteries, Comes Home with Huge Skeleton
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Alex Daddario’s Sister – Cat
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Bikini Babes on a Stroll on the Beach
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Anne Winters as Madonna!
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Hot Model Jordi in Various Outfits…
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Phoenix PD Uses New Technique To Stop Potential Kidnapping” rel=”nofollow noopener” target=”_blank”>CLICK HERE
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Gordon Buchanan Comes Face To Face With Enormous Polar Bear
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Olivia Munn Gardening in a Bikini Top
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Model Erin James Lingerie Modeling
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This is the weirdest TikTok with a viral Donald Trump Soundbite that kids are making videos with.
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The Smallest Cat on Earth
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Sex Toy Thief Looting The Essentials It’s Survival Man…
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Hailey Bieber gets Cloned
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Kendall Jenner Hot Body in a Bikini
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HOT Instagram Golfer Madison Childs Skimpy on the Golf Course
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This Girl Must be Very Bored to Do This Stunt in Those Shorts
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Supermarket Sweep is NOT Filmed in a Super Market…
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Worst Nude Celebrity of the Day
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Excerpts from Nicole Brown’s Journals
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How Convertibles are Made
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Hilary Duff in Cosmo – Boring
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Nicole Kidman in Marie Claire
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Alexina Graham – Victoria’s Secret – Catalog
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Lais Ribeiro – Victoria’s Secret – Catalog
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Jasmine Sanders – Victoria’s Secret – Catalog
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Hyunjoo Hwang – Victoria’s Secret – Catalog
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Kelly Brook in Public
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Thylane Blondeau Pantsless Outfit…
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Sarah Michelle Gellar in Leggigns
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Olivia Wilde in Jeans
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Julia Garner on Set
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Iris Mittenaere Big Cleavage in a Slutty Outfit
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People Have a Boner for DWTS Chrishell Stause
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AJ Cook Bikini Top
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Lea Michele Nasty Mom in Bike Shorts
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Mley Cyrus in Ill fitting Jeans
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From stepSMUT!!

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Hiking Masturbation
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Some Societal Decay…
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Cucumber in the Ass
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Dildo Rider in the Mirror is a Double Dildo Rider….
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Fuck Machine from 2 Angles
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Public Bathroom Masturbator
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Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Bikini Slut Putting things in her Ass
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Demi Blaze has Big Boobs
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Fit Girls Flashing Tits!
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Milf and her Dildo Time
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Spooky Skeleton – Skinny Bitch
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Chloe Ferry Birthday Thong
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Honor Thy Neighbor’s Wife
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In Flight Entertainment / Masturbation
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Some Slutty Dita Von Teese Pics
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Porn Compilation with Something for Everyone
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From the Casting Couch….the Virgin
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Some Slutty Scarjo Pics
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Rachel Hilbert – Nude Model
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Black and White Celebs
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MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS –
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2020

01

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Another Thursday Gone By…where tanlines will slowly fade now that only people in the south can get them…limiting our tanline inventory…what will we do…hope that enough slutty girls looking to get their slutty pics out there will bring you the tanline goods…to show you just where there once was clothing….but is now nude.

I am sure, we will survive. We will get through this together…these unprecedented bullshit times of brainwashing, policing, giving up our freedoms, doing what we are told like little complying bitches….

But it’s not about that…it’s about the tan line bro.

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2020

01

Oct

Candice Swanepoel’s Throwback Thursday of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel just posted this to instagram for her TBT.

I figure I’ll just put this up here to remind you of a better time in life because there wasn’t a pandemic, a better time in content, because we were allowed to sexualize women for the sake of editorial, advertising, etc but more importantly, we were allowed to only showcase hot chicks and didn’t need to give the retards, fatties, cripples, skin disordered, trans a competitive advantage for their “unconventional look” because brands need them to act like they woke…and hot skinny chicks don’t speak to that, they help fuel unrealistic body expectations, while instagram is making girls look like muppets because of the creative direction of other girls…but yeah, showcasing hot, healthy fit models that’s a bad thing……but most importantly, a better time in Candice Swanepoel….she was hotter then than she is now…but I guess that applies to all of us…

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2020

01

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday is really just an “X-Games Mode” version of Thong Thursday, because if you’re going to celebrate thongs, what I’ve been told from my cross dressing group, are the most uncomfortable of panties because they cuz into you like if you were to sit on a rope tightly tied between two trees, as you assholes in the park with your tension lines doing your best Tight Rope Circus performer impression about 1 foot off the ground, instead of doing something worthy like doing it across two buildings, like the Twin Towers (RIP), or Jordan Gordon Joseph Levitt in that movie about the french fuck who tight roped the twin towers…

So yeah, the thong, a slutty panty that I remember in the 90s slowly integrating itself into being norm, where insecure girls scared of what people would think or say about their panty lines singed onto, or even worse…a potential hook-up thwarted because of the granny panty…even though dudes are perverts and don’t fucking care how ratty or full back your panties are…

The benefit or the thong is also the challenge of the thong, especially in an era of posing in thongs being part of a daily IG feed…..which is HIDING THE FUCKING ASSHOLE, because you’re supposed to be in panties, yet anus is full visible….until someone realized, let’s empower the asshole behind thong, it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s what you shit from…it’s what we all shit from…the great equalizer in this genderless world of half queers….

So they started to post their assholes, out in the open assholes…to be empowered, to fight the stigma or shame of asshole…and this is Asshole Behind Thong THURSDAY….

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2020

01

Oct

Jojo in Lingerie of the Day

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, because not that much goes on in my life where I can pull some personal stories that get inspired by these Jojo pics, and even if I could, maybe they are none of your fucking busienss….yes I’ve paid for sex from homeless prostitutes like Jojo’s mom probably was before she saw Jojo as a money making option to integrate in her sex work ring, you know like a good parent, better because she took it out of New Hampshire crack dens and brought it to California for the dream…

But what I’ve said before, and what I’ll say again is that Jojo, who is on her second, maybe even her third attempt at stardom, loves being labelled a lingerie model more than you do…this bitch just eats it up and is as half naked as a sex object as hard as she can…which is a good thing…

She was a young starlet, she disappeared for what must have been a decade, she came back and played off her nostalgia, but only this past year did she realize she had a secret weapon that no one was expecting….a set of huge tits…that she’s flashed at least once on IG LIVE…to let you all know they exist, they are sloppy, the way you want big natural tits….

That clearly caught Rihanna’s attention, because Rihanna is the one who gave her this lingerie model stamp of approval and despite not finding Jojo all that hot, she’s hotter than she’s ever been, but that could just be because she’s half naked…something that makes me like a bitch better….

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2020

01

Oct

Penelope Cruz Glitter Cameltoe of the Day

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I don’t know what this 80s Glam Penelope Cruz image is from or what it is about, but I did do a google search and she’s filming a Spanish movie with Antonio Banderas about “A wealthy businessman hires a famous filmmaker to help make a smash hit film.”

I assume that’s the elevator pitch that if you tried to sell you’d get no where, I mean I’ve pitched movies that were more developed than that that were ignored…

But when you say “so I have Penelope Cruz and Antonio Banderas attached to this idea, it’s a real good idea, maybe even the best deal, think of it…it’s about….wait for it…A movie about making a movie”….to which the financier said “So Penelope Cruz and Banderas are in? Where’s my check book”…because with celebrity power, you can say it’s a movie about a girl eating potato salad for 90 minutes and someoen will pay for it to get done….that is the point of celebrity, doesn’t need to be good, but it will still be watched.

Anyway, this outfit is great, even if Penelope Cruz is looking her age…that’s actually a good thing in this era of everyone plastic.

Plus she has forever been hot to me, even with her big nose or the fact that she’s given hope or confidence to other big nosed women, in a nose empowering, don’t nose shame movement before the whole social media activism made every ailment a place of empowerment…like last week, I saw a girl who was saying she was alway insecure about her neck…so crazy…but yeah, I’ve met girls with some big fucking noses who walked around proud about the big nose because Penelope Cruz kept her big nose and she’s Penelope Cruz…to which I would say “Penelope Cruz could have no nose and a 12 inch dick and still be Penelope Cruz, you’re just an ugly bitch with a big nose”….

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