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2020

02

Oct

Elisha Cuthbert Flexing of the Day

Elisha Cuthbert is not dead….we just assumed she was because she’s been basically invisible for the last 10 years, the way a girl who turns 30 should be….but thanks to social media, she’s got the ability to reclaim her sex pest position in the world at 40…you know midlife crisis shit…so she’s got the bikini top on because she’s clearly been working out ut is modest enough to not show us what must be a mom pussy by now and if not is definitely a pussy well travelled….from Quebec Canada to bathroom stalls of LA clubs back when she was very famous…either way, she still looks good….unlike most 40 year olds…but the picture is blurry and I am drunk so that may be why…

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2020

02

Oct

Madison Beer in a Magazine of the Day

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Madison Beer’s bullshit quest to be famous continues…this time in the form of a magazine photoshoot for some magazine clearly starved for content as they look for clickbait to keep eyeballs on their bullshit so that they can sell ads to advertisers…you know the media scam…designed by Justin Bieber’s team who singed her…

Madison Beer, who looks like an Augmented Reality Filter, with her big tits from Youtube that got signed, yet haven’t had a hit song, but have worn a world record number of crop tops for the paparazzi she tips off to get coverage like she is famous, must have released her new possibly only album, and this is part of the marketing….you know making hits through basic brainwashing…and luckily the muppet face got some muppet tits you’d all like to do some puppet show things with…either using them as puppets of their own…or just using them as a backdrop for your penis…because I’ve seen puppetry of the penis…and I know that some weirdo Australians prefer the puppet to be their dicks…either way…tits..we are all trash, some are just better at it than others.

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2020

02

Oct

On/Off Flasher Friday of the Day

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On/Off is a variation of flashing and we like flashers…now more than ever…even if they only really live on the internet where they do their flashing in the form of “content production” for their life as someone who sells nude pics to losers…you know the retail and bar job of this generation with more nudity because everyone is trained to be an exhibitionist pervert…it all started when people started sharing their lives on the internet….then the whole digital camera created social media…a boom where people would sell their privacy and souls for an audience…in an everyone wants to be famous….then at the same time…porn got bigger and bigger and more socially acceptable….sex become normalized….fucking randoms off apps was what dating became….throwing chivalry out the window, and turning everything into an amateur porn set….then there’s the whole getting off to people getting off to them logic of nudes…phones everywhere are filled with nudes…when you see girls walking on the street on their phone…that phone is FILLED with pics of their buttholes that they’d give out for free because they liked it…but that now they give out for free to get people to give them money for more hardcore shit…because why not monetize what you’re doing for free and broaden your audience you crave so much at the same time…this kill all birds with one stone win for all us lazy perverts into nudity.

One of their favorite creative pieces to do, since they are all followers trying to get followers and and do whatever is trending, it’s yet another brainwashing tactic in their social media lives…..to follow the trends…making many specific assholes rich because people aren’t spreading the wealth…all the same beauty, clothing, music is being consumed…by these drones…luckily part of their trending trends they need to hop on is this shit…getting naked online, the good old compare me clothed to what I look like naked….only the hot chick version and it’s fucking great.

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2020

02

Oct

Rihanna Does Fishnet Friday of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, Rihanna runs or owns and has underpaid slaves, like a modern day Barbados sugar plantation, but that make lingerie instead of sugar cane….and her lingerie company has replaced all the other lingerie companies being the most relevant lingerie company because people are idiots and follow whatever celebrities tell them, now more than ever….

So last night, she partnered with Amazon Prime to do a fashion show event, like the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, only on a streaming platform…where everyone watches TV…not entirely innovating…but who needs to be innovative when the audience are such morons…

We’ve been seeing her partner with a bunch of random trending celebs on social media, hiring them as her ambassadors…from Sydney Sweeney to Jojo to whoever the fuck else strategically breaks or builds off what Victoria’s Secret has done for 30 fucking years only to be swapped out because people still need lingerie…arguably more than ever because of slutty social media posts and instagram and only fans…bitches need variety…can’t wear the same thing twice…

So instead of making shitty pop music, the Barbadian has found a way to still cash the fuck in on her shitty pop music and as someone who has always been down with Rihanna…might as well make all you can with these simple minded idiots of the internet…

This is Rihanna possibly part of her streaming show…who knows…but she’s in fishnets…and we do FISHNET FRIDAY in these parts..

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2020

02

Oct

Camilla Belle Bikini Tits of the Day

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Brazilian fashion designer Cristina Gould’s daughter, Camilla Belle Routh, was raised in a Catholic home in Los Angeles where she developed a love for TELENOVELAS….thanks WIKIPEDIA you dick scuker…I was just using the wiki to see how old this bitch is because I remember when she was trending….which was long before she was 34…

She’s another Child Star, who got her start at the ripe old age of 10 years old, went onto do shit like Jurassic Park Lost World….and DISNEY shit called RIP GIRLS….which is about surfing not ripping girls…but the Disney Execs probably loved the name…perverts.

I thought she did more meaningful movies in the nerd scene, as it turns out she’s pretty fucking d-list…but that doesn’t mean you haven’t jerked off to her….or that you won’t jerk off to her now…she’s still a lady with ladyparts which is rarer and rarer these days…so take it in.

I don’t think this is an actual bikini top, probably a yoga top, it does say NAMASTE in the pic but the filters she’s got going on are the problem with the world, all these bitches basically erasing their old ass faces and putting animal ears, in the weirdest virtual furry erotica out there….

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2020

02

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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According to some bullshit fashion blogger that knows how to manipulate GOOGLE SEARCH RESULTS so that she comes up as the first google result for fishnets…despite this post clearly being the best fishnet post you’ll see today…but google doesn’t know what’s good, they just know how to manipulate the minds of everyone by manipulating search results…

Anyway, according to this bullshit fashion blogger – fishnets are out of style in 2020. But if If you wear fishnets in 2020, wear them with skirt suits and mini skirts. And no, not with schoolgirl punk mini skirts…..sounds like a girl on girl hate crime….not supporting the right for women to wear what they damn want…but giving them unrealistic outfit goals…because that’s how the internet works…

I also discovered that Fishnet tights have been symbolic of womanliness and female sexuality since their emergence at the turn of the 19th century…thanks to fancy french Lingerie perverts……and that they are stereotypically worn by prostitutes and “naughty girls” that stay out to party and do drugs…those whores…

When I just thought fishnets were invented by a creepy fisherman in Maine after one too many Hot Toddys one cold winter night, where he used his fish net to catch the local fatty, only to realize that he liked that netting effect…you know using that netting fitted with floats and weights or a supporting frame for catching fish…used to catch PUSSY….

Either way, fishnets are more dramatic than regular hosiery so it does feel like your legs have more spark and fishnets are certainly part of a class of clothing that is specifically designed to be sexually appealing and provocative. … They are nominally an article of clothing that covers a part of the body, but it is designed to expose most of the skin beneath it…..

Thanks internet, for sucking…..but not too much that girls aren’t uploading hundreds of slutty pics of themselves…we need them in these dark times…and luckily there are SO many of them.

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2020

02

Oct

Vanessa Hudgens Being Goth of the Day

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Disney Kid probably best known for being an early adaptor, quick on technology, because she had the first leaked cellphone nude before the whole “FAPPENING” that fucked up Jennifer Lawrence’s ability to sell her first nude scene to the highest bidder, by basically handing us all she had to offer. A dude went to jail for that shit…but before there was that…there was a hairy pussied Vanessa Hudgens with some shit tits naked…and it was revolutionary….

Sure we had already seen Cisco Adler’s balls in the Paris Hilton phone leak before Vanessa Hudgens, but Hudgens was a Disney Kid….not some socialite party girl cokehead who could get away with being a degenerate….so Paris played the victim, but we all saw her getting fucked, and didn’t buy it…while Hudgens was the victim, it felt more legitimate, like we were being invited into a private moment and there’s nothing better than private moments to jerk off to..

Anyway, she got dumped early this year, went into Quarantine whining, not that we know what she was doing before quarantine in terms of work, but she took to social media, where she already had a ton of fans, got political which I hate….but also got slutty…

Going into Halloween, she’s been pushing costumes…like some Halloween fetishist goth, because it’s trending to be “dark”…and “obsessed with halloween”…it’s basically cliche but she’s a Disney kid, so when it gets to her level, it’s already done…

Which is why the heroin addicts out there need to find new drugs like Embalming fluid after Demi Lovato made heroin overdoses some twinkie fluffy disney level bullshit…

Either way, here’s Hudgens being hot and slutty in costume cuz she’s hot and slutty, and halloween is that solid excuse to dress up slutty, not that they need excuses…but you get it…fuck off.

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2020

02

Oct

Rowan Blanchard Side Boob of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is the not that hot hairy hipster feminist lesbian who probably doesn’t consider it lesbianism…but rather some other “I fuck anything I want”….she probably identifies as genderfluid, probably posts her pronouns on her instagram bio as “It” or “The”…and definitely a product of her generation, the baby mental health, sex working for fun, generation….only more broken than the majority, more confused with a nice amount of identity crisis because she was sold off to the industry as a kid….which means real trauma….victim of abuse whether it’s sexual or just being exploited so young by people they are supposed to trust…a child star never comes out unscathed…

So as she figures out how to break free from DISNEY doing whatever it is she’s doing as high concept art that reminds me of low level trying to get noticed on instagram garbage…you all get to see her naked back…being “dramatic”…or whatever this is…who fucking cares.

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2020

02

Oct

Fullback Panty Friday of the Day

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Comfort is king. Nothing says hot like a pair of panties a girl would likely wear while having her period, you know a little full back panty, that has been negatively been branded the “granny panty”…which implies that the thong is the mom panty and no panties or maybe those period free dripping panties are the panty of the current hot generation…but what the fuck the do I know…

I just know any excuse to take a pic of your ass, whether it’s to show off comfy panties that don’t right your ass and cunt, or

Some of these are good, some bad, it’s girls posting pics of their fullback underwear, some are going to look like girls who wear fullback underwear and work the cash at walmart and have this second life on the internet for some other toothless trailer park dwelling freakshows who jerk off to them….it’s the internet, not everyone is hot.

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2020

02

Oct

Rick Moranis Gets a Nice Random Attack in NYC of the Day

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About 17 hours ago NYPD CRIME STOPPERS tweeted this video of someone being randomly attacked, possibly for flaunting their White Privilege in this Black Lives Matter era of NYC falling the fuck apart…

As it turns out, TMZ has confirmed that the person being attacked is your boy RICK MORANIS of Honey I shrunk the kids fame, just walking innocently before being taken out by some dude…which is pretty fucked up.

I am not really serious about it being a race crime, it’s just some fucking asshole in a city of assholes being an asshole….during a time when everyone is a fucking asshole…desperate, fighting for fake rights, divided over their president….or defunding police…or fighting for tranny rights….it is definitely the dumbest era ever.

For those of us who like the Ghostbuster actor, he is a legend, who must be 76 by now, this should outrage you….and old dude getting taken out when just minding his own business during a pandemic.

Then again he may be doing this as a publicity stunt, because you can’t trust anything those celebs do….and I am more interested in seeing his CO-Star in Honey I Shrunk the Kids’ slutty daughters being slutty with their big “LA born and raised now they are actors” tits.

As it turns out, the Alyn Lind girls are the daughters of the mom on Honey, I Shrunk the Kids TV SHOW…not movie, so she probably never met Rick Moranis…but still better than pics of Dan Ackroyd and Bill Murray’s tits.

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