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2020

31

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Does The WAP of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens, a Disney Trained puppet, who is clearly on some Pinocchio level of weirdness, which makes sense because she’s a Disney Kid, and Disney created Pinocchio, at least the movie…..and it’d be safe that was because Walt related to the story because nothing he did was at random, and any movie that he produced was one that he felt a deep affinity towards, it was the 40s, to make an animated movie took fucking years and cost more money than he had…so it is safe to say the foundation of his company culture is on some Pinocchio level of puppetry…

Anyway as you know the Disney Talent coordinators who find the next big stars are obviously weirdos who spend their days with kids, watching the kids perform, or training them to turn that raw talent into marketable skills…which is why the ones who make it through the system are singers, dancers, actors, media masters who have work ethic while keeping a smile on their faces because they represent the happiest place on earth, their captors or maybe their owners, if slavery still existed….thanks to bad parents wanting that American dream….willing to sacrifice the kids for that American dream….

Then for whatever reason at 18, they all turn to softcore porn, I’ve seen every Disney Kid over 18s vagina in some capacity over the last 20 years….including Hudgens…it’s obviously calculated or a product of being a Disney kid…

So seeing Hudgens dance to some Cardi B shit isn’t all that weird, it’s a trending song and meme and Hudgens isn’t up against it, if anything she’s getting orders from the top to promote it, because it may in some way or another be a Disney owned production, I don’t know what record label Cardi B is on….but since the song is so big, it could just be Hudgens trying to stay relevant, but it seems like she’s doing it pussy out before a split just to remind you that girl can fuck if she puts her heart and soul into it, just not well enough for her boyfriend who dumped her and brought her to this point in her life of being a whore looking her best she’s ever looked on social media.

It’s hard not to like this.

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2020

31

Aug

Charli XCX Got a WAP of the Day

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Charli XCX is doing the wet ass pussy dance….which is weird to me because promoting another person’s music when you’ve got a record deal of your own seems weird…I get that it’s some sort of brotherhood or manipulation from a small industry to make a hit song, in a “she’ll promote you back when you have a hit song, but I like there to be more of a rivalry amongst the lemmings…

You know we know you are all puppets, but if you’re all friendly with each other,it takes away the fun or the drama in their shitty content, their brainwashing and manipulating of their adueinces…

We can’t all get along, especially when you’re fighting for listeners…..even if Cardi B is way more famous than Charli XCX and her TikTok to the song is a bit of a dig or making fun of the song…..

So when they are cross promoting each other, I know there’s some bullshit…that’d be like Adidas and Nike doing a Collaboration on all shoes, or even worse, a Nike ad featuring an Adidas shoe…pretty confusing.

That’s not to say Charli XCX is even on the radar or a threat, because no one’s actually heard her music, despite her living in a 4 million dollar house in the UK and god knows how many other houses in America….because apparently you don’t need to be good to be rich at this shit…

This is really all about her cupping her tits and jiggling them, because what Charli XCX does have is titties and that’s all you really need!

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2020

31

Aug

Iggy Azalea String Bikini of the Day

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Novelty Act – Iggy Azalea Brings Her Body….weird body that has always been weird thanks to her over achieving plastic surgery procedures….her mangled ass both before and after her pregnancy has been consistently gross…but not too gross for black guys to get into because of that whole love for white girls with her big ass…

She’s also into cultural appropriation because she’s a white girl with a rap career, but no one seems to care to call out or cancel….

Give a bit more Crocodile Dundee and a lot less Lil Kim….while rocking some bootleg Kim K ass…..but I guess she gets the past because she’s Australian and we expect them to have no class or decency…a land of criminals and outcasts….not to mention, rapping should be inclusive and white ladies should be allowed to do it too….

Then she had a whole fake storyline about working as an underage stripper in Miami…maybe that’s where she got her first fake ass…but she’s bringing it on TikTok, because made in China is something her body relates to….

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2020

31

Aug

Barbara Palvin Bikini of the Day

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Is this Hungarian making you Hungry, because she’s a half naked Victoria’s Secret model posing in her underwear for social media, since social media is the new media or whatever….a place where girls can get half naked and sell shit like they were a beer ad in the 80s before beer ads were forced to remove sexuality from their strategy because it was seen as misogynistic, so that girls could reclaim their sexuality and start posting their own sexualized content themselves, to ensure that sex still sells and will always sells, but when a girl does it herself it’s ok..

It is safe to assume that Victoria’s Secret is still paying some of their girls. I recently heard they were going bankrupt because they sold off the brand because it was struggling, the woke generation doesn’t like their level of exclusivity of trying to make it an accomplishment or a status to be a VS model, when they feel anyone and their dad dressed like a woman should be eligible for the title because nothing is exclusive anymore, except basically everything that involves any level of money, including but not limited to traveling on private jets, where’s my private jet, how unfair life is that we aren’t all assigned private jets, while Amazon probably has a fleet of 1000 jets…how unfair…let’s try to change that some bitches are hotter than other bitches, like some people are richer than other people, and that we aren’t all the fucking same, worthy of the same reward for existing, some people just do life better….fuckers.

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2020

31

Aug

Nina Dobrev Butt Shot of the Day

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Nina Dobrev has shown some pussy definition in a provocative one-piece bathing suit on her MEXICAN vacation HERE ….

She’s with her boyfriend, superstar billionaire snowboarding mastermind Shaun White, and who she also fucked for the paparazzi in the ocean on her MEXICAN vacation HERE

She is now showing off her ass by the pool in a little bikini, it’s a small ass on some skinny legs, but not a bad ass, and you know, I like skinny legs…

I am not a Nina Dobrev fan, I haven’t watched her show, but as Canada’s own, she’s doing pretty good out there…plus she’s an Eastern European and those genetics that survived communism make her someone you should want to stare at like all the other Easter European and Russian girls half naked on the internet…at 31…from behind is probably her best angle so take it in…faces melt.

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2020

31

Aug

Stella Maxwell Bra of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the celebrity lady killer, she’s the pussy so hot it turns these weak celebrity women who lack souls and an identity thanks to being sold to the vapid life of fake glamour that is the entertainment industry, so that bikini and lingerie clad immigrant hipster girl can move in on them, as they run in the same circles, and convince them to do some drunken facesitting and scissoring adventures, because if you’re going to have a lesbian experience to fill the void that is your life, you might as well do it with a Victoria’s Secret model, it’s pretty top tier in theory, rewarded and accepted by the world as being hot enough to do Victoria’s Secret, which for people with no souls or identity, it allows them to buy into the idea…plus lesbian, gay, trans is in right now, to be a full person who can act in films for millions of dollars, you need to experience all that is trending to be a fuller version of yourself….at least that’s how I assume Stella Maxwell moves in on these idiots to give them the orgasms that make them come back for more while increasing Stella Maxwell’s profile…

She’s fucked Miley, was in a relationship with Kristen Stewart, she’s probably not even full lesbian, just a pervert or someone who knows how to manipulate idiots…but she’s hot and that’s what it comes down to.

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2020

31

Aug

Bella Thorne’s Sucks at Only Fans of the Day

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If you needed more proof that people are dumb as fuck, this is the kind of content people are paying to see from Bella Thorne on Only Fans, you know for the VIP, exclusive content that she’s singing over to Only Fans, because I am sure that along with the scamming of her fans, who she clearly doesn’t care about, but rather just wants to pull money out of their wallets, even in COVID times by tempting and manipulating them with her celebrity, instead of giving it away for free, even though she’s posted more hardcore shit than this on her IG, this is the proof that people are dumb as fuck.

Do not sign up to fan sites of chicks, celebrity or not, they’ve all got where they got by posting shit for free, they all make money off brands and other fucking projects, they should be giving you this content for free, like they always have and to start charging you now that they are comfy in their level of celebrity is just evil….EVIL…greedy and disgusting..

If Bella Thorne, who is pretending to be a sex worker while ruining it for sex workers, and saying she’s doing it to make sex work more mainstream, without posting only fan girls and saying “sign up to this whore” and “that whore”….but instead taking the money all for her greedy pig self…on top of all the OTHER money she makes…is the worst sex worker around…

Obviously, being a Disney Kid and at the level of celebrity she’s at, money will be made on a platform like Only Fans, it is just a pretty trashy strategy, but trash is what she knows, she’s been whored off by her Only Fans mom for her entire life…and anything that gets attention or money is a good thing to these redneck Kardashians…

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2020

31

Aug

Rita Ora Tits on a Boat of the Day

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Rita Ora’s got her great tits, that may not be as great as they’ve always been, but that are still large and that counts for something, especially while clothed…

It is not her fault that the elasticity of skin weakens, it’s the natural course of rotting, or aging, or expiring, depending on how you look it….it’s very hard to maintain a great set of tits, especially when turning 30…assuming she’s not already 30 and they lied on her paperwork when they imported her into the UK due to political unrest in her native Yugoslavia….

She’s on a boat, with her tits, posing, because you can’t social distance better than a month and a half long vacation in the Mediterranean…you know because COVIDs getting her down and taking away all her freedoms like a month and a half long vacation in the Mediterranean….and remember can’t hate a great set of tits for turning 30…but you can call her old at 30 despite the activists saying that’s misogynistic, perverted and agism….to tell me I can’t call a bitch old at 30 is taking away my right to free thought believing that a bitch is old at 30…it’s the time to start being a mom age…nothing hot about family planning and responsibility and birthing…

She also went to her FIRST event since LOCKDOWN…

Rita Ora’s also got her titties out, but not really, you can see her nipples, at least I assume those are nipples, through her nightgown turned into outerwear thanks to being fashion forward….

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2020

31

Aug

Katy Perry Being Gross of the Day

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Katy Perry brought the worst selfie in the history of hysterectomies that failed and brought us a sequel or spinoff to the Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry relationship…

I don’t know if this is pre or post the recent STD that was shat out of her pussy like one of the many things she’s had inserted in her pussy over the years, you know sometimes a girl just wants to feel complete…

I do know she’s got some breast pumping bra on which is luckily not breast feeding videos, because despite staring at tits when bitches breast feed in public, something that’s been going on my whole life, before the internet decided to be activists about something that needed no activism, I don’t like watching pictures of the shit…even though it’s girls using an excuse to pull out the tit they’ve always wanted to do, but couldn’t because their dad is a fake preacher, they started as fake christian music to peddle to the christian audience that is very forgiving to their own, I’ve heard Christian Rock and it’s bad….then there’s the whole mainstream career of channelling a cartoon character not a sex object…so basically what I am saying is that Katy Perry is probably going to post breast feeding pics to show her big tits, even bigger, milk filled…and the only issue in that is how ugly she is…

I guess what I am saying is…I want before and after pussy pics…as I alway do when I find out a woman has given birth to see how good the bounceback is.

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2020

31

Aug

Alanna Masterson’s Scientology Cameltoe of the Day

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I am only posting this because we can call Danny Masterson a charged rapist, which is only hilarious to me because Scientology is evil from everything I’ve read about it, but they weren’t able to manipulate these rape charges, at least not yet, I am sure they have some judges in their back pockets, and at the same time, you can’t believe all women, especially not when you’re dealing with celebrities or people of importance, because people lie, they believe their own bullshit, and they target these celebs in an already asshole user kind of way in the first place. You know that Danny Masterson was getting hit up by girls daily thanks to his 70s Show fame, and one of those women who breaks through is going to target the motherfucker to get paid or justice or notoriety of her own…so all we can hope is that the trial is fair, not that I care either way, but I don’t like the heavy handed sentences people get because they are celebrities and are being used to show how WOKE the system is….

But yeah, we can call him a charged rapist and that’s always fun, even though his sister or half sister, also a Scientologist, also an actress, who happens to have massive tits and some really tight shorts on…shorts so hungry for Xenu that they are being eaten by her Trementina Base of a pussy in all it’s Dianetic Research glory.

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