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2020

18

Aug

Elisabeth Rioux Nipple Pincher of the Day

Elisabeth Rioux is a French Canadian who escaped the general French Canadian plan of becoming a stripper and instead made it on instagram as a bikini clad travel and adventure girl posing up vacation pics of herself in her own bikini line, and she’s apparently gamed the whole instagram thing, running her own brand that seemingly makes her a shit ton of money while allowing her to write off all her vacations…it’s a win…

I assume she got her start after seeing Alexis Ren and her boyfriend doing their whole thing and has cast a few instagram boyfriends to play the part, in trying to get famous, and for a French Canadian, she’s massively famous, they normally only cater to their own people, but this one’s got millions watching her every move…pretty impressive things and all it took was some solid bikini pics promoted the right way.

She’s an over-sharer like most of these girls and she recently shat out a baby….the number 1 instagram accessory for instagram people thanks to Kylie Jnner…and in shitting out a baby she’s lactacting and producing content around her lactacting that involve nipple squeezes which is hot enough for me, and as close to the lap dance booth she was slated for because she was born into that life as we’ll get…now that she’s made that internet money.

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2020

18

Aug

Giada De Laurentiis Little Booty of the Day

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Celebrity rich kid turned chef, turned celebrity chef, Giada De Laurentiis, the Italian born, Cordon Bleu educated, food channel host.

She’s about 50 years old and has a tiny booty….which I guess is interesting to both micro dicks to feel bigger and big dicks to feel like they are destructor…

The funny tidbit I just discovered on her WIKI page is that her actual last name is De Benedetti….but when her parents divorced and her mom moved to Cali, the mom knew that the last name De Laurentiis would do more damage, open more doors, because even in the 70s, people were celeb obsessed groupie fucks trying to attach to anything remotely celebrity….they programmed people that way to have these puppets available to mind control them…

Anyway, her granddad, who’s name she appropriated is Dino, who produced over 500 movies in his life, 38 nominated for Academy awards, his main hits were – Death Wish, Conan the Barbarian, Blue Velvet and a bunch of low level shit that are now cult classics….and this is his legacy we’re talking about…a tiny 50 year old chef booty…

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2020

18

Aug

Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless Mask Time of the Day

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Jennifer Love Hewitt bringing the erotica to any of you into facials…you know the good old fashioned busting nut the shape of a mask on a bitch because you’re so backlogged with your sperm retention that it comes out as a solid with eye holes…

There’s about an inch of her iconic, legendary, we all saw Can’t Hardly Wait and remember the blue tank top…and whatever else she was in when she was the teen hearthrob, I don’t know if the teen comedies of the 90s consider the women in the movies teen heart throbs but in this genderless world, only allowing men to be heart throbs would be racist.

The point is that women don’t age well, not matter how many masks a bitch uses, she’s too far gone…and big tits or not, her gut is equally big, and there’s no fun in that.

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2020

18

Aug

Sofia Richie Wet Suit Pussy of the Day

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Sofia Richie’s out here in a wet suit that’s riding her ass, because she’s in the Kardashian program, probably managed by the MOMAGER Kris, and likely making a ton of money promoting whatever it is she’s promoting thanks to the general public being programmed to buy shit that rich people tell them to buy, so that they get a taste of that life of luxury, instead of doing what you are supposed to do, which is EAT THE FUCKING RICH, because they are weaker than you, they are spoiled and they are coddled and they don’t have the edge or the angst that you have….however they do have the power to brainwash you into thinking they are some sort of untouchable gods so that you don’t revolt or contest, you passive fucks….you allowed this to happen…you grandpappy and your great grand pappy also allowed this to happen…because you are complacent….

So as these rich fucks get richer off your loser back, you get poorer and more depressed trying to live out their bullshit lives they present as ideal…

So as Sofia Richie, who was the 19 year old dating the 40 year old for the sake of a reality show, because why do college or important shit when you can be a third tier on the Kardashian cast, getting famous for being worth fucking….and the whole thing is beyond empty, depressing, stupid…but I guess that’s the American Dream…

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2020

18

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Camel Toe of the Day

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I’ve heard a few stories about Hailey Baldwin Bieber, the main one being that she was a crazy level Bieber fan, you know a Born Again Christian upbringing thanks to a semi-famous dad finding god to replace cocaine, makes for a weird fucking girl…

So as a Bieber fan, she somehow connected with him and when she was about 16, the story is that she lost her virginity to him….a dream come true…despite being out of wedlock and that whole kind of disrespect to their god.

Then, as Bieber navigated drama from the nightmare that much be Selena Gomez, you know some tyrant rich person who I am sure he was in a power struggle with while dealing with her crazy because clearly her in-and-out of rehab stints prove she was crazy, he realized that the cherry he popped was out there whining about being single and that she was an easy target to get in to replace Selena and that since she was Christian, with the same Pastor as him, was on the same page of “let’s get married”.

So when you see them together, you know he’s the fucking boss, she’s the fucking groupie along for the ride, she’s not his handler, if anything she the girl he barely respects because she’s a fucking stalker….

A stalker with tight shorts getting eaten by her pussy, cuz she’s no longer than underage virgin she was when her and Bieber first got together, at least that’s the story I heard, which could definitely be false information, not that anyone reads this, but there is some massive pussy definition happening in the pics, which should be enough for your pervert needs and just be happy it’s not Ireland and her 7 inch long clit.

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Cameltoe Pussy Print

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2020

18

Aug

Kimberley Garner Panty Flash of the Day

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Kim Garner is some hot bodied reality show star who no one gives a fuck despite having been half naked for the paparazzi, on her popular show she was cast on, and on her social media for the last 5 or more years….

I have always been amazed that her posts barely get any action, you know there are girls who are less hot, who were never on TV shows, who don’t get shot by the paparazzi and who don’t look nearly as good on as consistent half naked content they produce…doing far better numbers than this one.

I sometimes think maybe I’m crazy for thinking she’s hot, because the people don’t respond to her nearly as well….that’s not to say I’m a Kim Garner fan, it’s more to say she’s a fucking failure loser fuck….

I also don’t like that there was a time she followed me on twitter, only to unfollow me a few days later, back when I had a twitter before twitter erased me….it’s like pick a side bitch…

Here she is doing a panty flash to get noticed, you know stepping up the slutty as she prepares to launch an Only Fans I assume…since that’s where the money seems to be these days.

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2020

18

Aug

Moonbear With the Nipple Pasties of the Day

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The worst show to hit HBO in probably the history of HBO, including but not limited to Entourage, is some lame ass hipster girl skateboard thing called BETTY….a very BORING / modern version of KIDS…not that I’ve seen KIDS since 1996, but similar vibes only shitty because young people today are shitty no matter how nude they get.

I guess it is their attempt to target the younger generation of instagram idiots, while pretending they are woke because they use real enough kids as their cast, but more importantly, it is created by a woman, and features people of color, lesbians, feminists, all that important shit YOU need to have in a show to get it made…

The weirdest of the characters is Moonbear, who I guess is playing her “artist” self, you know some hipster, pretentious, she must be a rich kid from New York nonsense….but her fashion sense is hilarious because she goes out with stickers on her nipples to make a point…I don’t know what that point is, but it’s something…

She’s an actor, vlogger, skateboarder….everyting you’d want nothing to do with because it seems like it is trying too damn hard to stand out and at 26, on an HBO show as herself, I guess that’s working….

Her real name is not Moonbear….it’s Kabrina Adams, but where’s the hipster artist who doesn’t give a fuck and doesn’t cave into any norms society has imaginarily lined up, or at least she’s trying so hard to seem like she’s this unique unicorn….with her tits out..which is where I got won over by this whole farce.

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2020

18

Aug

Bella Thorne Getting Down in The Public Pool of the Day

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Whether you’re into Bella Thorne’s tits or ass or not, it’s safe to say that she speaks to a very horny generation of idiots, and she does that through her tits and ass…and I guess jumping on any trending challenge, activism, feminism, not shaving her armpits, popping her zits while farting on a live story, you know for people to assume she’s real, despite being a Disney Trained robot here to manipulate all your minds…and keep you all dumb and distracted by looking at her titties…

The industry is so thirsty that they do whatever they can with her, as they try to speak to the same audience she speaks to, and since she’s one of them she can do no wrong, so they have her out there producing as much and any smut as she can, despite it being something that would have got her cancelled, blacklisted and fired a decade ago…because perversion is winning this battle and as a pervert….I believe this is the only way it should be because even when the same old pervy content is being produced, no matter how boring it gets, it still half nakedness and that’s what counts….

It’s just funny to see how some people are “encouraged” to produce smutty content while others are still being shamed, deleted off social media, and all that goodness….so you can’t really trust those who you are seeing, they obviously work for the illuminati….

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2020

18

Aug

Pervert VS Girl who Knows Jiu Jitsu and Other Videos of the Day

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Fiery Food Sets off the Sprinkler…

Dude shows off his crazy truck…

Poor Cat Falls on Dude and Knocks Him Out

Fishing with Birds…

Just a Dude Hanging Off the Building…

Idiot Biker

Cement Mixer on the Front Yard

Rice Cooker Helmet

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2020

18

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Hello all you easily brainwashed idiots!

I may not be an expert or star witness on the subject of internet and technology because I don’t fuck with any of that shit, I just run a blog built in 2008 and that’s not quite disrupting or innovating anything, so I am rarely asked any questions about anything people avoid me, but I do know a few things…and that is that nothing on the internet organically goes viral, it’s just such a rare fucking thing to have happen, because so many people are trying to go viral, and the only things actually getting seen are paid for…

Google’s first page is all bullshit results of people who are either Google Shareholders or advertisers, or people they want you to see….youtube is to push views to their partners…

Facebook blocks and deletes anything they don’t want you to see on IG or Facebook…

So any of these “viral” stories you see are because someone in a powerful place wants you to see them…

My conspiracy theory hating friend told me that he believes everything is the likely the simplest answer to any question, there’s some theory based on that logic, where that if something like COVID were to be masterminded in some conspiracy elitist lab somewhere, someone would leak that info, it’d be so hard to manipulate EVERYONE to buy into the storyline, which is fine, sure…I get that…

But I do know how information on the internet flows and if stories are placed in certain places, either for money, or because it speaks to the agenda of those places, and if enough people perpetuate that story because they are paid to, or told to, or because it speaks to their agenda….things go viral…

I’ve seen Disney manipulate stories on all the entertainment sites first hand, because if they don’t run the story, they lose an advertiser, or contact, etc…

When people have a lot of money involved in something, the idea of paying to manipulate people to form an opinion, maybe that’s by placing an actor in a stunt that discounts some other narrative…

Always remember the internet convinced everyone that Bieber eats Burritos like Corn on the Cob, the Canadian way, using some bootleg actor who barely looked like Bieber..

So don’t believe anything you read…or see…on the internet…or in life…you easily programmed fuck…

Some steplINKS…in the morning!

Rebel Wilson’s Slimmed Down and in a Bikini – Gross.
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Kat Malone Naked in the Empty Streets of New Orleans
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Barbie Ferreira’s New Abortion Movie
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Store Clerk Saves Baby
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Car Accident of the Day
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Brad Pitt Joins Jennifer Aniston for a Table Read
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100 Skateboard Tricks if you Want to be Cool
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Debby Ryan’s Fight Club!
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People Passing Out while Deadlifting
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HOT GIRLS BEING LIVE CAM WHORES FOR YOU AND IT IS AMAZING
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