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2020

09

Jul

Rainey Qualley Lingerie of the Day

I don’t know if wearing lingerie as outerwear really makes an average looking, even ugly looking girl who thinks she’s hot because she’s skinny and because her mom is famous and thus she should be famous too…..any hotter, but I’m going with yes.

I figure there are so many ugly girls out there who can power through this internet life by gaming people into thinking they are hot using angles, photoshop, nakedness to distract from their wonky ass faces….

The worst thing about this skeletor or comic book version of the JOKER looking rat face is that her mom raised her to be the biggest cunt in Asheville North Carolina, who uses her being from Asheville as some angle, the same way the WILLIS sisters use IDAHO, in an attempt to be “we are normal and down to earth” but they all live in the family LA house.

I guess since she’s an aspiring singer, milking being raised part of the year or school year in Asheville, the GREAT SMOKIES and home of the likes of Dolly Parton, just a fucking few hour drive from Nashville…gives her a marketing hook, like she has more substance, but she’s just another spoiled entitled rich kid people only fuck with cuz of her mom, connections, etc…..who is pure LA trash whether she pretended to go to high school in Asheville or not…

If any of you are her fellow students from Asheville, let’s hear about how backwoods this hillbilly is….in the mean time she is in lingerie as outerwear and it does make her more appealing, ven though she’s zero appealing!

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2020

09

Jul

Hilary Duff for the Yoyo Fetishists of the Day

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Drunken Hilary Duff is bringing a really creepy video when taken in the right context, at least based on her “SHIRT” because you know all these girls trying to make social media content are doing it for the fans and followers to jerk off to. They understand the dynamic of fame…so this is just another weirdo, obscure, niche fetish video of everyone’s favorite creep – Stuff by Hilary Duff…

Remember, anything can be porn if you jerk off to it, you’ve got that power! Use it.

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2020

09

Jul

January Jones Cleavage of the Day

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January Jones is getting racier and racier as she showcases the underside of her tit, knowing she really wants to pull out her whole tit, because that’s just what empowered feminists do when they are feeling proud about being a woman…you know, that and menstrual art…not that January Jones still gets her period she is old…but there are girls who do and make art with it and that they try to intellectualize or make poetry about as they believe their own hype and neglect the simple fact that they are getting naked on the internet for attention and they are intellectualizing it for attention…

ANYWAY, January Jones, who you shouldn’t give a fuck about, but who you should remember has a child out of wedlock with Jason Sudeikis or however you spell his greek anal loving, just not enough because the cum dripped back up inside her, in what may have even been a flip the condom inside out after pulling it out of the trash to fuck yourself with the load, only celebs don’t use CONDOMS, condoms are for sick people, it was just a different kind of “TRAP”…that they’ve kept secret for whatever reason..

YOU KNOW, she sucked dick to get a career, or barely a career, but she was on a big show…and there was likely dick sucking, there’s just not much to her, besides the tits…

Then during Quarantine, she got more active on her insta, realizing bikini pics do way better than her other trying to be funny, but really being cringeworthy and embarrassing, we don’t need your quirky sense of humor, show us your tits….and she’s listening like all girls listen…follow the likes and follows, deliver the bikini smut…

In a year from now, she’ll be selling butthole pics on Only fans…watch.

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2020

09

Jul

Lucy Hale Sideboob and Insensitive Instagram Promotion of the Day

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SHOTS FIRED:

Lucy Hale posted this promo on her IG STORY for something called “ALIVE AND WELL”….

KNOWING her contemporary, or her colleague, or her peer, or the girl who Ariana Grande mentally destroyed by stealing her man, Glee’s very own Naya Rivera is not “ALIVE AND WELL”….that’s some dark and evil celebrity bitchiness if I’ve ever seen it.

Hale, who is now out of work because her shitty Riverdale Spin Off got cancelled is probably just happy the talent pool of girls her age just got a little less occupied increasing her chances of a third or fourth CW show to have fail….

What a bitch….but I guess you have to be to be in their soulless industry

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2020

09

Jul

The Most Disgusting Thing You Will See All Day of the Day

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I’ll just put this up here to remind you that the internet is a terrible fucking place.

I don’t know where this nudity is from, it’s the first time I am seeing it, unless I just blocked it out which is something I would do…

After further research, it’s an HBO MAX docuseries about Schumer’s nasty ass, literally a nasty ass, pregnancy…which I guess is a science fiction movie about human /pig hybrids breeding….you know they made a human ear on a pig’s back but did you know they made Amy Schumer…

I never bought into her hype, her career, her comedy and when she was selling out arenas because she had gone viral and people are sheep who just follow the fucking leader, in part because she’s so fucking sickatating to look at…but because she’s also not very funny….

So let her be evidence that you can game the fucking system, if bitches like this make it in the world, clearly objectifying women or “only hot girls getting ahead” is a fucking feminist lie…

THIS is some real NASTY fucking shit….beyond disgusting…ENJOY!

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Posted in:Amy Schumer

2020

09

Jul

Thonged Assholes Thursday of the Day

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It is Thursday, so nothing like celebrating Thursday that with Thongs, I guess…

There’s nothing worse that an overly excited person on any given day, just happy to be alive, wishing you a happy fucking day, like all days are a gift from the good lord and we are excited to be here, so excited that we have to make a party out of it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not a depressive Naya Rivera here, I am happy to wake up everyday, because dying would suck more than living sucks but you don’t need to be so happy about it you fucking nerd….which should be a reason you are all happy you’re not working in an office…you don’t have to deal with THAT asshole….

But doing the weekly hashtag is more about making fun of weekly hashtags than actually being stoked on weekly hashtags…

So for this THONG THURSDAY….we got some ASSHOLE BEHIND THONG, because we celebrate the thong for its inability to succeed as a panty, despite all it’s hype over the years, and despite its success…it still doesn’t have enough fabric to cover a damn asshole, arguably the hole a girl wants protected as it leaks greasy fecal matter all over their pants….

What I am trying to say is that assholes leak too you..even though the thong just acts like it doesn’t….and that’s all I’ve gotta say about that!

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2020

09

Jul

Hard Nipple Bong Toke of the Day

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Here’s a little TikTok moment brought to you by the Communist Party of China that owns TikTok….baiting all the young people in with a chance to go viral being the degenerates that they are thanks to being raised on porno and having no real morals or values…..while also baiting all the dudes in to see these girls misbehaving in various states of undress the way nature intended…

This is a Hard Nipple Bong Toke because WEED IS MEDICINE and the FACT IT IS ILLEGAL IN THE USA is the real CRIME….

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Posted in:Featured Post

2020

09

Jul

Dude Pulls Dick Out and Flashes Asshole in Store Gets Punched and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Person Licking a Rat, or is it a Ferret?

Woman Spits on Customers – Gets Arrested

Employee Takes Two Slaps and a Punch before Body Slamming a Guy

Truck Driver Makes Himself Lane

Woman Mad at Cop for Titty Grabbing HEr

This is my worst Nightmare

Brawl in the Bronx

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

09

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If your best guy friend decided he was trans and became a woman, would you be the kind of guy to drop him as a friend because that shit weird by any standards even if it’s accepted as normal and even if you don’t care that other people are trans, but your best friend man, that’s close to him……or would you be the kind of guy who fucks him because it’s finally not queer to fuck him and you have such a tight bond and now that he’s inverted his dick, and is hormonally a woman, you can forever be happy in love together without admitting you’re fags…..or would you just jack off to his bikini pics?

Or is this the worst KILL FUCK MARRY scenario you can think of?

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2020

09

Jul

RIP Motherfucker the Naya Rivera Edition of the Day

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I don’t usually bother with the RIP Mother Fucker stories, because celebrities are such fame whores I don’t like to support their final publicity stunts, but today is different because why the fuck not…

Naya Rivera, from GLEE, who I thought lived in West Virginia in a crack den or a meth house, despite having been on a hit TV show, in part because I don’t follow anything Naya Rivera, or really any celebrity….but I do remember her having multiple meltdowns in the tabloids, even though I don’t remember what they were. I am more of a “look at their rich tits” kind of guy…

Even with this story of her death, I was more interested in the fact that she could still afford a G-Wagon than the fact she went out on a boat with her 4 year old, only to disappear and have the 4 year old found alone and asleep on the boat saying she went in the water and never came back. A suicide, natural causes, an accident…who knows…but like I said, I am more of a “look at her rich tits” kind of guy and don’t really get involved in the whole premature death / suicide thing. It’s just too dark and a reminder that we all die, it’s just a matter of when and that’s no way to really live….or maybe it’s the way we should all live so we stop all the bitching….

I have been told I lack empathy my entire life and I do…but what a waste…now look at the now dead, or likely dead….titties in a few pics from the archives.

RIP Motherfucker.

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