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2020

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

When I was young, I worked a lot of really shitty menial jobs. Do young people still work menial jobs, or are they just selling nudes…why work a shitty minimum wage job to build character when you can take one pic of your asshole a day after your shower and be set for the rest of the day and make 10 times that amount. I get why sex work is appealing to a morally void, totally disconnected while being over connected generation…

It’s pretty funny that in this selfie generation, where everyone stares at themselves, making content around themselves about themselves, yet totally lack self all awareness, you’d think if you were looking at yourself all day, you’d realize a bit about yourself….instead these idiots are saying they care, when they don’t care, but they think they care…it’s all smoke and mirrors and other idiots hyping them up….attention craving the focus….and all I have to say about this is fuck them all right in the pooper.

Here are some LINKS…

WWE Smokeshow Scarlett Bordeaux Making Some Waves by the Ocean
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Emrata’s Double Fold Cameltoe
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Megan Fox Confirms MGK Relationship with a Kiss
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Josie Canseco’s Nipples in Sheer Lingerie
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Josephine Skriver Bikini Top with her Dog!
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Hottest Nude Model You’ll See Today
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Pastor Calls Slavery A “Blessing” For White People!
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Weird Illusion Artist Uses her Face as a Canvas
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Keanu Reeves is auctioning a date with him for cancer charity
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Josephine Skriver in a Sports Bra
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This is How Hot Dogs are Made
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Man Eats His Hot Dog In One Swallow!
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Happy Dog Jumping Because He’s Happy About his Walk
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Olivia Culpo’s Underboob on her Balcony
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Nude Model Posing with an Old Chevy
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Someone Turned All of the SEC Head Coaches into Women and the Thread is Hilarious
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Why Does “The Mandalorian” Use Virtual Sets Instead Of A Green Screen?
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Busty Paige Spiranac Revealed That She Doesn’t Wear Underwear When She Golfs
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Adriana Lima is 39!
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Brielle Biermann’s Huge Booty in a Bikini
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Mama June spent $2500 a day on Meth
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This Package Thief Is The Biggest Idiot!
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A Honest Briefing On All Brands Using The “Black Lives Matter” As A Marketing Strategy
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Inka Williams is Back with a Booty Shot
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Walking Dead star introduces trans son to the world
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The Gardener That Grows Huge Vegetables!
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Bald Eagle Steals Fish From Line And Takes The Whole Line Too!
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Heat Rookie Tyler Herro Landed Himself an Instagram Model Girlfriend During Quarantine
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Kristen Stewart to Play Princess Diana – Weird
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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Ana de Armas Hot Dog Walker…
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Kendall Jenner Ass in Leather Pants
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Ellen Ass in Leggings
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Charli XCX – out with her boyfriend in Hollywood
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Elle & Dakota Fanning – out in Los Angeles
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Alessandra Ambrosio – outside a house in Malibu in Jeans Shorts
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Alessandra Ambrosio – outside a gym in Brentwood
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Miley Cyrus Hot Fitness Outfit
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Emma Roberts in Overalls
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Shantel VanSanten Pussy Print…
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From stepSMUT!!

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Bad Fuckign Idea
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Hot Tits Giving Herself a Cameltoe.
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Worst Solo BBW….
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Hot Small Packages
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Big Booty Girl Posing with a Bear Head
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Big Tits Changing
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Fake Tits Masturbates….
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Hot Black Girls
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Special Needs Hooker
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33 Shitty Days
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Big Boobs with Glasses
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Phoebe Cates….
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Beach Boobs
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Diving into the Pussy in the YURT
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Mental Mondays – Yes I Know it Wednesday
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Hot Upskirts
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HOT TITTY FLASH

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2020

17

Jun

Elsa Hosk’s Hot Basketball Playing of the Day

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I have been saying that HOT as fuck ELSA HOSK, the late to the game Victoria’s Secret who spent the earlier part of her life in what they are saying was a player on the Female Swedish Basketball team, in what I assume was just a PORNO series or a lie, because Swedish girls are known to be hot, playing basketball, as a bikini and lingerie model, which as far as I’m concerned even if it isn’t a porn series is a porn series…since everything is porn if you’re perverted enough.

I just assumed it was a lie, a marketing hook because we never saw her play, well, here she is playing, my Elsa Hosk basketball fetish model dreams thwarted yet fulfilled.

Looking good HOSK…now let’s get some Meatballs in your Volvo after building an IKEA chair to break while jerking off to her pics…you know keeping the Swedish Women’s Basketball Porn dream alive…

She’s good for a 31 year old…hot fucking girl…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2020

17

Jun

McKayla Maroney American Hero Nipple of the Day

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McKayla Maroney is an American hero that I am sure Chris D’Elia was a fan of when she was at her most famous, because she was about 16 at the time. In fact, the whole world took interest in her when she was winning gold in the Olympics, back when she basically became a meme and for all the years following that moment, she was sexualized, no one gave a fuck that she was young and she just fed into it with her bikini pics…then the whole raped by that Gymnast doctor thing happened, she took a cash settlement, went radio silent because she got a lot of hate for taking the money, seeing as the damage was already done, and really her parents are to blame for letting dude finger his team, you know finger in vagina his team, when they had totally unrelated injuries….but stage parents aren’t all into turning their kids into Disney Kid commodities, some are into Olympics and they do whatever it takes at the expense of their kids….pretty fucking gross….like if I had a kid and any doctor was trying to do anything with their genitals…there would be issues…so I clearly, Maroney has shit parents.

That said, she comes back here and there with her fat gymnast ass, flexibility and now nipples because she’s thicker, older and still someone raised on porno, rap videos and social media…so here’s your American Hero titty.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2020

17

Jun

Andrew Kuykendall’s Hot Hollywood Party the Day

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Last time I posted some Andrew Kuykendall pics, I said that my claim to fame was hooking this photographer Andrew Kykendall up with a porn star to collaborate on some photos…never to hear from either of them again. I’m a connector, left in the dark connector and that’s ok….my claim to fame is probably nothing to do with linking this photographer up with a pornstar, that’s just one of the many amazing things this multi-faceted hero has done….I haven’t kept track but I’ve helped make dreams come true, just none of my own.

That said, Andrew Kuykendall is pretty bold, being a straight photogrpaher doing photos you’d expect a straight photographer to do 3-4 years ago before the #metoo movement made the instagram dudes run from instagram, their tail between their legs, because they were only taking pics to see pussy, it was a power play, hence the #metoo

But if you own your shit, don’t surrender to the media hype, you can just cruise through getting girls naked in pictures, because we are in a time where more girls are getting naked daily, so if you have a camera, you should be on the front lines of that.

It is the SLUTTIEST of times right now, everyone fucking naked, dive in…despite all the whining feminists crying rape because they got drunk one night, or are mad because a man told them to “Smile” which is apparently man-splaining and derogatory….while bitch posts her asshole to instagram…nuts.

Posted in:Photoshoot

2020

17

Jun

Girls Who Smoke Weed Wednesday of the Day

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The site may be called DrunkenStepfather, but I know that Alcohol is poison no matter how addicted I may be to it. It’s like a smoker who keeps smoking knowing it causes cancer…we’re all going to die someday might as well make our time here fun until our livers scar up and we accidentally shit it out one day…..

So DrunkenStepfather or not, I’m all about anything that fucks us up and takes us out of this state of sober, at least anything but prescription pills…I don’t trust the evil corporations….but I do trust a fucking plant…

The idea that HUMANS banned a fucking plant because when you smoke it, it relaxes you, lets you fucus, gets rid of your chronic pain, relaxes all your muscles…is the real fucking crime in America…not that America was build on slavery or that the slaves still exist as prison workers…but that a fucking plant anyone can grow over the course of 16 weeks has flowers you can dry and smoke and get all these amazing HEALTH benefits from….is banned…is just proof that big business is evil…they want you on their meds, they want you on their opiates that were totally legal, they want you in their healthcare system…they don’t want you taking holistic approaches to life….fucking MENTAL.

I’m sure weed will eventually be legalized in the USA, anyone contesting it is a fucking racist and a fucking idiot who could probably benefit from smoking weed, and even if you hate the stuff because it makes your girlie pussy have a panic attack….you’ll appreciate some hot chicks with weed…..the way NATURE intended….you fucking idiots.

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Posted in:Weed

2020

17

Jun

Hot Black Girls Matter of the Day

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I don’t know this models name but we won’t call her Aunt Jamima, because Aunt Jamima is cancelled and that would be racist.

I am posting her because she’s hot in her lingerie and not because she’s black because I don’t give a fuck about race or religion, which despite the woke people saying that in and of itself is racist, is not actually racist….

Where as celebs, UBER EATS and every other site and platform is posting shit only because it is black, that’s racist.

The idea of acknowledging people as people regardless of what they look like is just being a decent human….and I am not a decent human and I hate all other humans, or used to hate all other humans, I’ve grown indifferent….

So if a shitty fuck like me doesn’t care about race, I’ll assume a lot of other people don’t care about race, but the media are doing this whole other fucking narrative and the celebs are being paid to back it and it’s all so fucking dumb and pretty much racist in and of itself…where black people are just being used as pawns to divide the nation…

I’ve been jerking off to black chicks since I was a pubescent boy with access to National Geographic. They are hot….so what comes down to is hot chicks are hot chicks no matter how tan that pussy is….and I’m a fan of all going on here, especially them titties…

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Posted in:Black Chick

2020

17

Jun

Iris Law Spreads Her Legs of the Day

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Iris Law is one of Jude Law’s daughter’s, I think he’s got JUDETEENTH kids, like in the dozens, because before he was a weathered old bald fuck, he was a trendy “It” actor that all the ladies loved because of his accent…girls love British accents, I used to know a guy who would put one on when he went out because girls were idiots back then, before they were woke, and motherfucker did his fair share of fingering on the dance floor…but if he did that now, he’d obviously be a cancelled predator like he was Chris D’Elia, only he had the bouncers to blame that they were underage, while D’Elia just has his dick to blame…not that we care about overpriced, overpaid, overhyped, shitty comics….

We care about the pussy that Jude Laws sperm made, not because Jude Law’s sperm made it, we aren’t that level of fans….there’s just something special about a celebrity kid, raised in that celebrity rich life, which is different than a standard rich kid, because that celebrity component makes them all the more next level…..

It’s great that every girl in the world wants you to see her pussy in her panties on social media, it’s better when those girls are celebrity kids…like IRIS LAW.

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2020

17

Jun

Josie Canseco Nipple of the Day

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Josie Canseco is Jose Canseco’s daughter, you know this because they have the same fucking name, only hers is feminized, which I guess is nice and trashy, which is where you’re want a girl who gets naked on the internet to be….rich or not, trashy is a state of mind man…

She goes by being a “Playboy” model, but I am not too sure she ever actually did Playboy, I know Victoria’s Secret used her in their scramble to find younger audience thinking he was an it-girl because she dates Youtubers like Logan Paul, who just bought her a horse according to my googling, because Youtubers make way too much fucking money….

That said, the daughter of an MLB Steroid ICON and his HOOTERS waitress baby momma, paved the way for their hot daughter to have a fit body and to have the morals of a hooters waitress which are the right morals to have…

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Posted in:Josie Canseco

2020

17

Jun

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I like panties as much as the next guy…not as much as the guy who wears panties…but I’d jerk off to a pair of panties or bust on a pair of panties that have been pulled to the side because I am old and remember when panties were something naughty, or that exclusive and not what everyone put up on the internet….

The idea of a girl soaking through a pair of panties is far better in theory, or figuratively, like “Oh yeah girl I get you soaked through your panties cuz I’m such a stud”….but when you see random girls out of context putting up their wet panties and showing off the discharge..is pretty fucking gross to me…

It reminds me of when I had a girl who worked at the local shoe store into selling her panties online in the early 2000s, we were ready to glue stick the fuck out of the panties for loser asians to buy….but this is not no glue stick.

Making it PERFECT for this site….people being fucking gross…WET SPOT WEDNESDAY!!

Whatever compels people to post this shit is wild….it’s always the fatties…maybe they are greasier….the world is nuts…and some of these wet spots are a little too chunky…