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2020

17

Jun

McKayla Maroney American Hero Nipple of the Day

McKayla Maroney is an American hero that I am sure Chris D’Elia was a fan of when she was at her most famous, because she was about 16 at the time. In fact, the whole world took interest in her when she was winning gold in the Olympics, back when she basically became a meme and for all the years following that moment, she was sexualized, no one gave a fuck that she was young and she just fed into it with her bikini pics…then the whole raped by that Gymnast doctor thing happened, she took a cash settlement, went radio silent because she got a lot of hate for taking the money, seeing as the damage was already done, and really her parents are to blame for letting dude finger his team, you know finger in vagina his team, when they had totally unrelated injuries….but stage parents aren’t all into turning their kids into Disney Kid commodities, some are into Olympics and they do whatever it takes at the expense of their kids….pretty fucking gross….like if I had a kid and any doctor was trying to do anything with their genitals…there would be issues…so I clearly, Maroney has shit parents.

That said, she comes back here and there with her fat gymnast ass, flexibility and now nipples because she’s thicker, older and still someone raised on porno, rap videos and social media…so here’s your American Hero titty.

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2020

17

Jun

Andrew Kuykendall’s Hot Hollywood Party the Day

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Last time I posted some Andrew Kuykendall pics, I said that my claim to fame was hooking this photographer Andrew Kykendall up with a porn star to collaborate on some photos…never to hear from either of them again. I’m a connector, left in the dark connector and that’s ok….my claim to fame is probably nothing to do with linking this photographer up with a pornstar, that’s just one of the many amazing things this multi-faceted hero has done….I haven’t kept track but I’ve helped make dreams come true, just none of my own.

That said, Andrew Kuykendall is pretty bold, being a straight photogrpaher doing photos you’d expect a straight photographer to do 3-4 years ago before the #metoo movement made the instagram dudes run from instagram, their tail between their legs, because they were only taking pics to see pussy, it was a power play, hence the #metoo

But if you own your shit, don’t surrender to the media hype, you can just cruise through getting girls naked in pictures, because we are in a time where more girls are getting naked daily, so if you have a camera, you should be on the front lines of that.

It is the SLUTTIEST of times right now, everyone fucking naked, dive in…despite all the whining feminists crying rape because they got drunk one night, or are mad because a man told them to “Smile” which is apparently man-splaining and derogatory….while bitch posts her asshole to instagram…nuts.

Posted in:Photoshoot

2020

17

Jun

Girls Who Smoke Weed Wednesday of the Day

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The site may be called DrunkenStepfather, but I know that Alcohol is poison no matter how addicted I may be to it. It’s like a smoker who keeps smoking knowing it causes cancer…we’re all going to die someday might as well make our time here fun until our livers scar up and we accidentally shit it out one day…..

So DrunkenStepfather or not, I’m all about anything that fucks us up and takes us out of this state of sober, at least anything but prescription pills…I don’t trust the evil corporations….but I do trust a fucking plant…

The idea that HUMANS banned a fucking plant because when you smoke it, it relaxes you, lets you fucus, gets rid of your chronic pain, relaxes all your muscles…is the real fucking crime in America…not that America was build on slavery or that the slaves still exist as prison workers…but that a fucking plant anyone can grow over the course of 16 weeks has flowers you can dry and smoke and get all these amazing HEALTH benefits from….is banned…is just proof that big business is evil…they want you on their meds, they want you on their opiates that were totally legal, they want you in their healthcare system…they don’t want you taking holistic approaches to life….fucking MENTAL.

I’m sure weed will eventually be legalized in the USA, anyone contesting it is a fucking racist and a fucking idiot who could probably benefit from smoking weed, and even if you hate the stuff because it makes your girlie pussy have a panic attack….you’ll appreciate some hot chicks with weed…..the way NATURE intended….you fucking idiots.

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2020

17

Jun

Hot Black Girls Matter of the Day

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I don’t know this models name but we won’t call her Aunt Jamima, because Aunt Jamima is cancelled and that would be racist.

I am posting her because she’s hot in her lingerie and not because she’s black because I don’t give a fuck about race or religion, which despite the woke people saying that in and of itself is racist, is not actually racist….

Where as celebs, UBER EATS and every other site and platform is posting shit only because it is black, that’s racist.

The idea of acknowledging people as people regardless of what they look like is just being a decent human….and I am not a decent human and I hate all other humans, or used to hate all other humans, I’ve grown indifferent….

So if a shitty fuck like me doesn’t care about race, I’ll assume a lot of other people don’t care about race, but the media are doing this whole other fucking narrative and the celebs are being paid to back it and it’s all so fucking dumb and pretty much racist in and of itself…where black people are just being used as pawns to divide the nation…

I’ve been jerking off to black chicks since I was a pubescent boy with access to National Geographic. They are hot….so what comes down to is hot chicks are hot chicks no matter how tan that pussy is….and I’m a fan of all going on here, especially them titties…

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Posted in:Black Chick

2020

17

Jun

Iris Law Spreads Her Legs of the Day

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Iris Law is one of Jude Law’s daughter’s, I think he’s got JUDETEENTH kids, like in the dozens, because before he was a weathered old bald fuck, he was a trendy “It” actor that all the ladies loved because of his accent…girls love British accents, I used to know a guy who would put one on when he went out because girls were idiots back then, before they were woke, and motherfucker did his fair share of fingering on the dance floor…but if he did that now, he’d obviously be a cancelled predator like he was Chris D’Elia, only he had the bouncers to blame that they were underage, while D’Elia just has his dick to blame…not that we care about overpriced, overpaid, overhyped, shitty comics….

We care about the pussy that Jude Laws sperm made, not because Jude Law’s sperm made it, we aren’t that level of fans….there’s just something special about a celebrity kid, raised in that celebrity rich life, which is different than a standard rich kid, because that celebrity component makes them all the more next level…..

It’s great that every girl in the world wants you to see her pussy in her panties on social media, it’s better when those girls are celebrity kids…like IRIS LAW.

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2020

17

Jun

Josie Canseco Nipple of the Day

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Josie Canseco is Jose Canseco’s daughter, you know this because they have the same fucking name, only hers is feminized, which I guess is nice and trashy, which is where you’re want a girl who gets naked on the internet to be….rich or not, trashy is a state of mind man…

She goes by being a “Playboy” model, but I am not too sure she ever actually did Playboy, I know Victoria’s Secret used her in their scramble to find younger audience thinking he was an it-girl because she dates Youtubers like Logan Paul, who just bought her a horse according to my googling, because Youtubers make way too much fucking money….

That said, the daughter of an MLB Steroid ICON and his HOOTERS waitress baby momma, paved the way for their hot daughter to have a fit body and to have the morals of a hooters waitress which are the right morals to have…

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2020

17

Jun

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

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I like panties as much as the next guy…not as much as the guy who wears panties…but I’d jerk off to a pair of panties or bust on a pair of panties that have been pulled to the side because I am old and remember when panties were something naughty, or that exclusive and not what everyone put up on the internet….

The idea of a girl soaking through a pair of panties is far better in theory, or figuratively, like “Oh yeah girl I get you soaked through your panties cuz I’m such a stud”….but when you see random girls out of context putting up their wet panties and showing off the discharge..is pretty fucking gross to me…

It reminds me of when I had a girl who worked at the local shoe store into selling her panties online in the early 2000s, we were ready to glue stick the fuck out of the panties for loser asians to buy….but this is not no glue stick.

Making it PERFECT for this site….people being fucking gross…WET SPOT WEDNESDAY!!

Whatever compels people to post this shit is wild….it’s always the fatties…maybe they are greasier….the world is nuts…and some of these wet spots are a little too chunky…

Posted in:WetSpot

2020

17

Jun

Detroit Karen and Other Videos of the Day

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Texan Open Fires…because Texas

Car Roll Over!

Train Takes Out a Car

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2020

17

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just saw that Aunt Jamima is no more, so all your racist breakfasts growing up will need a new flagship racist icon you racists, clearly the riots are working on changing dumb shit like pancake mix…

Did you know Quaker Oats aren’t even run by Quakers…isn’t that religious racism, or stereotyping relgion. I mean I’m a fuckign Quaker and I don’t wear a stupid fucking Quaker hat motherfuckers….

WHAT WOULD THE FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE SAY IF THEY KNEW….

PEPSICO replacing one racist thing, but keeping another…fuckers…

Where’s the QUAKER lives matter protests? Motherfuckers..

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2020

16

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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With all this black lives matter shit going on, what are the Sicilians saying, or are they still pretending they aren’t blacker than Halsey….am I right…I think that right there is the reason I am not a comedian….

That said, there is no argument that fecal art is better than menstrual art. It is more real, authentic, stems from anguish and mental disorder, despite the stink…it is
not a bullsit feminist agenda for attention…when a motherfufker destroys a public bathroom, bus shelter with his shit…there’s substance…when a weird millennial LGBTQ who identifies as a male elf starts with the menstrual art…you know they are full of shit…that they should use for fecal art instead of period art celebrating your womanhood fuck.

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German Model Lorena Rae’s Photoshoot
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Hot Model Inka Williams is Nude
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Washington DC SHootout Caught on Home Security
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Why Washington DC Doesn’t Have Sky Scrapers
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Bebe Rexha’s Weird Nude Tease
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Scott Baio Movie Shut Down Down for Not Being Compliant..
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