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Camila Cabello’s Fat Cuban Ass in San Diego of the Day

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Maria Doroshina is the Instagram Of The Day

2020

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale’s been ugly for as long as she can remembers, but she has proven with the power of conviction and with the power of Disney, they were able to make her into some “Fake News” / Media Hype through their brain washing tactics…that made people confuse her for being hot.

It is weird to me that people can look at her and think “what a fucking smoke show” or whatever it is you faggots say to describe a bitch you want to fuck….but can’t because you’re an INCEL.

I get the “I’d fuck her” approach to ugly chicks, like that whole “FUCKABLE” rating scheme we used to use when we were men…before the internet stole our penises, gave us trannies and confused us about or genders by shoving how BAD men are down our throat making the weak men cut their dicks off to avoid being classified as evil…even though EVIL is fucking cool…even though EVIL is every piece of shit materialistic fuck selling energy drinks and skinny teas on the internet from some beach somewhere…and all that porno you all produce of yourself….it’s not evil to call bullshit out.

Anyway, all girls are fuckable, there’s just levels to the game….a sliding scale dependant on how drunk you are kind of thing…and Tisdale is FUCKABLE…but that mangled face doesn’t deserve to be called hot no matter how perverted ya’ll are.

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2020

May

Gun Wielding Wheel Chair Guy and Other Videos of the Day

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Trump Bikini Babes!

Incoming Tanks!

Good Parking Job

Giving a Snake a Bath

Ducklings Swim on Man’s Back

Got the Virus!

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2020

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess I should update the site….

Now that the Global Pandemic is basically over…and things are back to life…people are going back to work…it makes me want to go the other direction. Not that this is work, but I guess it kind of is…and if you’re all not working, I want to work, if you are all working, I don’t want to work…it’s the problem with being too cool for school.

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Ashley Benson – Single and Topless
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Debby Ryan’s Wedding Pics!
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7-Eleven Employee Accidentally Sprays Hand Sanitizer Is Customer’s Eye
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Can We Call It The Motorized Unicycle?
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QUIBI FUCKING SUCKS – THIS IS THE FUCKING WEAKEST CONCEPT FOR A SHOW TRYING TO TAP INTO THE YOUTH – EVER
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Riquelle is Nude in the Water….
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Caroline Sanchez – Bikini Model
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Paragliding Almost Loses Life When Parachute Got Tangled Up
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Hot-Headed Baseball Umpire!
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Christina Aguilera Showing Some Cleavage
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Crazy Nepalese Woman Goes On A Rampage Against A British Woman
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2020

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Memorial Day is a Day for you to disrespect those who fought / died for your freedom, because freedom isn’t free, and you are all the ones who get to benefit from that…so why not shit on all their selfless work with your trashy garbage existence….as you BBQ, get wasted and have no real idea what the fuck day it is, in part because of COVID you are ignoring and protesting, but also because you’re a vapid piece of shit, entitled spoiled brat, who is too busy caught up in their own meaningless lives taking selfies hoping to monetize said selfies….

So the REAL respect or tribute is irrelevant to most, they may say it, but all they care about is their damn selves…

That said, I am Canadian, and appreciate all the memeorial day bikini pics….keep them coming even if they are an inconsiderate tribute…

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Emma Roberts Eating Fried Chicken in her Bathing Suit
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Emily Ratajkowski Proving She’s Got a Booty
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Terrible Neighbors
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Florida Beach Gets a Visit from the Grim Reaper
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Sailor Brinkley Cook Quits Photoshop
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The Reigning Miss BumBum Puts Her Ample Support Behind David Beckham
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Soccer Player’s Wife Regrets Blaming his Injuries on Them Having A Lot of Sex
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Georgia Fowler Topless for Fashion
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Jeff Ross Roasts his Fans
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Guy Barely Avoids Rattlesnake Bite
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Crane Operator Ruins Sunbathing Session!
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Steph Curry’s Wife in her Bikini
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Sommer Ray’s Skimpy Bikini
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Fastest RC Turbine Model Jet
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Guy Puts a Dirt Bike Engine in a Toy Barbie Car
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Carrie Underwood Bikini!
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Barbara Palvin is Hot with her Breast Plate On
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Soviet Sledgehammer VS Hydraulic Press
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Hawk Steals Girl’s Lunch
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Rita Ora’s Big Cleavage
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Hipster Model in Sheer Underwear Licking Cans
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Jay Leno in the Cybertruck
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Jodie Comer Grocery Shopping (Who?)
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Lizzie Cundy – Mask On
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Paris Hilton on her E-Bike on the Beach
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Phoebe Price for Memorial Day
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Melanie Griffith Old Legs in Shorts
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Ambrosio in a Sports Bra
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Katherine McPhee Leggings
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Lily James in a Mask
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Aubrey Plaza – Tie Dye Mask
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Ashley Benson Legs in Shorts Pumping Gas
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Stella Maxwell Leggings
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Lucy Hale – Maximum Cameltoe
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Ariel Winter – Dumpy Midget Troll in Leggigns
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Claudia Schiffer in Magazines
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16 Shitty Days
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Mila Azul’s Titties by the Fire
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The Power of the Female Body
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Hooker Isn’t a Fan of her Client
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2020

May

Maria Menounos See Through Bra of the Day

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Back in 2011, Maria Menounos flashed her PUSSY ON THE BEACH …so we have seen her pussy stick its tongue out at us at least once that I can remember and it was exciting. I mean she was the Mary Hart of her generation, hosting her shitty entertainment TV show as the eye candy for husbands forced to watch the shit with their shitty wives in a pre-streaming era, you know keep them interested….

I was of the school of thought that the greek slut was fine with showing her pussy, because as a Greek, her asshole was her real pussy. They basically invented anal sex with olive oil as a people, so it’s Greek stereotype that holds some truth to me, because I worked in a warehouse with a greek guy who was fucking the 300 pound secretary strictly up the ass because he had a wife at home and pussy was only for making babies.

The fact that 9 years later, I am still doing this shit is insane, but not as insane as how good Maria Menounos still looks, I mean she’s in her 40s.

Not that anyone should care about Menounos, her age or her bikini, I mean there are real celebs, influencers and all that out there, but I’ll post it for old times, I mean since I have seen her pussy already, I feel like we’ve old friends at this point.

The fact that in 2011, I thought I had been doing the site for a few years too long, only to be doing the site 9 years later….is fucking stupid on my part but what the fuck else am I do to…you keep coming by, so me reducing myself to this site is ON you. I had dreams man…DREAMS…(no I didn’t),…but if I did…it’s your fault I haven’t fulfilled them because I’m here posting Menounos bikini pics that you can see on Instagram…I am obsolete.

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2020

May

Cardi B’s Nasty Fucking Tattoo of the Day

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The most incredible thing about American culture, or where American Culture is right now, in your Godless, Smut Filled, Porn Addicted, Social Media Monetization culture, is that some gutter stripper like Cardi B is what your kids listen to.

I am against censorship and I don’t think strippers deserve to be shunned or forgotten for being strippers. I think like any other kind of woman, they can whore their way to wherever they need to go, even the top of the charts….but I don’t think it’s responsible to have a stripper be the voice of 12 year old girls everywhere like Cardi B is…because that’s instilling some fucked up morals and values in them.

Apparently, this is her showing off her new Tattoos on her fake ass, because she’s gutter trash, the kind of thing that would end up stripping…and the fact she’s considered influenctial or iconic is just fucking nuts…you’d think parents would boycot this shit across the board, but instead they are singing along to it on TikTok with the kids…because the parents are all godless, porn addicted trash too.

The world is nuts.

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2020

May

Madonna See Through Bra of the Day

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It is Memorial Day, I am in Canada and we don’t do any of that, but I can still appreciate what it means to all you American Patriots out there. It’s an important thing to pay your respect to those who have protected you for your freedoms by being in your military and whether you believe in military or a system designed to get people into the military, it’s a huge part of what America is…and America being the strongest country and most influential country int the world…that is important.

So I figure the best way to celebrate or pay tribute to those fallen soldiers is by looking at another kind of fallen soldier….with a Madonna pic she posted of her tits, where she still looks like shit, all heroin medicated like some dying crackwhore you just hired to suck your dick…in a “She’s been dead for a long time” throwback that may not need to be memorialized or remembered…but here I am posting it.

Her caption:

“Current Wardrobe Sitch………………And for those of you who are offended in any way by this photo then I want to let you know that I have successfully graduated from the University of Zero F*^ks Given. Thanks for coming to my Graduation Ceremony! ? Class of 2020!”

Gross.

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2020

May

Madison Beer Pushing The Tits Together of the Day

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I was recently sent a takedown notice for a Madison Beer masturbation video that I thought was just marketing for her new album, becasue she’s been basically a youtuber turned Phoebe Price level of celebrity who basically only lives for daily paparazzi pics of her tits in various states of titty, all without releasing any hit songs, basically ever…in a record deal that was clearly designed to pay her or to reserve her so no one else gets her…but a record deal that hasn’t made hits…

You know a typical zero substance, social media marketing puppet for her parents, who used her tits at a young age to bait in Youtube views from perverts, those views were presented to people who didn’t understand that as value and now she’s rich and set despite having never done anything.

I am sure she’s a HORRIBLE brat and as uninspiring as her origin story is, and how uninspiring any of her music or marketing has been, and as barely inspiring her big tits on her small instagram frame are…they are still tits on a small frame….being squeezed together half naked to keep momentum up in her bratty entitled useless talentless life.

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2020

May

Lizzo Water Games of the Day

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This is what American pop looks like now that Lizzo has gone viral and likely diabetic. Clearly at risk of the COVID death due to underlying complications…this MONSTER is living her best life, even if it will be a premature death of a life because look at her fucking size.

I have met people, real people, who have fat black woman fetishes…they legit hook up with the fattest black girl they can and get smothered by them. It’s a thing, a weird thing, but still a thing.

I don’t know when fat girls felt empowered or thought they were hot, but I guess when you’re too fat to get a record deal the traditional way, but you manage to go viral, you’re in a “top of the world, I fucking Rock” state of mind…eventually that will all go down hill and this Ruben Studdard bitch will be broke, forgotten…but there was a minute she was LIZZO and everyone loved her shit….her massive fucking shit…I mean imagine the quantity of food a bitch needs to eat to end up like this.

Gross.

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2020

May

Julianne Hough Titty Sweat of the Day

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What kind of Mormon fail is this Julianne Hough sweaty titty doing?

I don’t know but clearly she doesn’t think Modest is the Hottest because back when she was in the sex cult that is FLDS, where her and her brother were more than just dance partners for the Mormon hoedown….but we already knew that with the whole being a celebrity who has had anal sex on cocaine with Ryan Seacrest, it’s his move. Dude needs energy to be ass prolific as he is….and I know people who are in NDAs with him who have broke those NDAs to feed me all that Seacrest Gossip…not that it matters…

What matters is these pants, that look a bit like Mormon bloomers, but are more on some old lady on her way to aquafitness at the pool in her Florida retirement community….not that we care…

I am more interested in the weird wire baskets on her wall, I am not sure what kind of cult shit that is, but it’s weird. I guess when you’re raised in a Hayloft in the family of 65’s barn…you like some rustic to remind you of where you came from.

I don’t know anything about Julianne Hough…but I do know her dance fitness she’s been marketing is fucking embarrassing but remember girls who dance are in tune with their bodies, are fit and can fuck.

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