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2020

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know how any of you spend any time on social media, it seems like if you post anything, 10 people jump on you in full fucking attack mode…and people are on there for entertainment or fun purposes…that shit just stresses me the fuck out.

It’s like this whole pay a whore for her nudes thing is beyond confusing, people want all this interaction with each other via a computer screen, what a waste of fucking time while being annoying as shit…people suck bad enough in person, at stores, on walks not social distancing from you, to go online to see an even worse version of them seems insane to me….I mean they all upload that smut for free, just fucking take the free sampler from 1000 girls, rather than paying 30 bucks a month……you desperate fuck.

Then there’s the whole Social Justice warriors fighting for the rights of everyone, while singling out groups and pushing for insane, degenerate agendas that try to normalize fucking crazy things….

The world is nuts, can’t we just have jokes and titties and alocholism….

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Sydney Sweeney’s Booty Underwater is Great
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Caylee Cowan Big Boob Beach Run
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Madison Beer Hot 90s Outfit
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Paige Spiranac Admits She Almost Created an OnlyFans Account While Watching “The Match”
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Gracie Hunt Straddles a Tree in her Bikini!
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2 Shitty Karens
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Insult His Mac And Cheese?
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Bella Hadid Crazy Under Boob
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Alexis Ren – Yellow bikini Pokies
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Cierra Ramirez See Through
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Shay Mitchell’s Hot Towel Drop!
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Lea Michele Baby Bump
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Golfers Get Caught in an Insane Windstorm in Dubai
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Radio Interview with a Guy who Took Revenge on his High School Bully by Having Sex with his mom!
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Two Race Bikes Crash And Get Stuck Together!
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Guys Lay Down Some Concrete Staircases The Old-Fashioned Way!
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Chelsea Handler’s Nude Bookclub
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Chanel Westcoast Tropical Print Booty
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ESPN’s Ryan Leaf Was Arrested for Domestic Battery
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Domino’s Delivery Guy Doesn’t Get Tipped, Gets Angry
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What The Subsonic 50cal Rnd Is Like Vs The 50cal Military Ball Rnd In A 50cal Suppressor
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Christina Aguilera Cleavage in a Bath Robe
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Sofia Vergara’s Bikini Weekend
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Tom Brady Split His Pants Playing Golf This Weekend
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Paragliding Almost Loses Life When Parachute Got Tangled Up
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Ibex Climbs Up A Dam Like It’s Nothing and it’s Stressful to Watch
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Everything coming to TV and Streaming in June
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Angry Umpire…
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Ashley Benson Topless Photoshoot
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Hailee Steinfeld in a Sheer Dress for a Magazine
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Actresses Begging to Replace Ruby Rose
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Korean Youtuber Babe
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Betty White Killing It During Quarantine…
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Genius Carpentry
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Riquelle Hot Nude Shoot
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks for Mandatory Mask Stores
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Sign Up for Free Cam Girls Being Amazing
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Dylan Penn Big Tits on the Beach
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Some Bitch Named Sian Welby
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Ana de Armas on her Affleck Walk
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Lucy Hale Booty in Leggings
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Hot Victoria’s Secret Model!
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stepSMUT!!

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Girl Fuckign her Car
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Naked in the Hot Tub
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Phat Ass White Girl
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Tits in the Mirror….Like Dust in the Wind…but Tits…
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Big Boob Mermaid
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The Girl the Internet Wanted to Fuck
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Dumb Bikini Girls Lose their Boat Motor
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8 Girls – One Life Goal
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Babe Posing with a Bandana
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Boobs Can’t Be Contained
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Dildo in the Pussy
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Hot Naked Amateur
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Every Girl has a Secret
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A Bunch of Booty
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Big Titty in the Car
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17 people Having a Shitty Day
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Some Dick Hot Dog Action…
COUPLES FUCKING

Amateur Dick Rider….
DICK RIDING

DICK SUCKING TWERK

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2020

May

Tana Mongeau Slutty Nip Slip of the Day

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Tana Mongeau is some Youtuber trash who has made STUPID fucking money. I’d never say that Youtubers don’t deserve the stupid money that they make, because the reality is they are putting the content together and they have the fans and should be paid fairly for the ad dollars they generate for google….

However, I don’t think youtubers are awesome, or cool, or interesting or quality content. People will watch any trash and if anything it’s an awesome fucking scam…however, 1000s of people try to pull off the scam, so people like Tana Mongeu just have the right formula.

That said, she did a publicity stunt launching an OnlyFans for her fans to pay her, probably a quick cash grab, if you can make 100k by posing a nip slip video, why the fuck not…and the reality is, she probably makes a lot more than 100k on the platform, since it’s monthly…

Her big pic people subscribed for…is the nip slip, but the funny thing in her hustle is that she’s been a “sugar baby”, she talks sex, she’s had sex with Bella Thorne and other influential moral-less trash that is the voice of this empty generation…so her nipple is hardly shocking, and onlyfans is on brand…and the real problem is the people buying into the OnlyFans…but that’s the world we’re in right now, monetize your average content and average looks, because you’re viral….for being trash.

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2020

May

Emma Roberts Fried Chicken Bikini of the Day

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Emma Roberts is out there eating friend chicken, risking all the backlash from the uptight entitled social justice warrior vegans to shit on her, in what is hilariously considered and edgy post in a “you eat meat” being enough to set off a whole generation of fucking idiots….

But then there’s the whole TV show or Youtube channels based on celebs eating Chicken wings, so maybe the whole Hip Hop, Streetwear industry of faggots are down with chicken…who fucking cares…

I find Emma Roberts hot so seeing her in a bathing suit doing anything with her mouth works for me…I am all about the celebrity kids, especially when the celebs are barely celebs and barely their dads…making a perfect storm of weird…until Julia Roberts steps in and pulls through for the family, setting her for life…

Now I know you’d rather see her eat her chicken with her vagina dentata but that’s not happening here, it’s a take what you get situation.

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2020

May

Elizabeth Banks Bikini of the Day

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Elizabeth Banks posted a bikini pic or a series of bikini pics that no one asked for, but I guess she’s made 100s of millions of dollars thanks to her Pitch Perfect hit that was a HUGE fucking hit and that basically turned her from shitty actress no one gave a fuck about to some sort of visionary in the industry that everyone wanted a part of….something that obviously boosts the self esteem and ego of someone who already had enough of an ego to go to Hollywood…success is just that recipe for making people assholes…and her bikini pic would be better if it included some asshole…the old face, old tits, old body would be better if it showcased the weathering that happens to the asshole after all the shit’s she’s had…you see what people don’t think about when it comes to old ladies is the number of shits they’ve taken in their lives…dramatically more than a 20 year old…and that kind of experience isn’t hot…and either is Liz Banks!

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2020

May

Mena Suvari Bikini of the Day

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Mena Suvari knows her forehead….so she’s got her hair up in her face and a hat on to cover it up.

I guess she’s excited to get back to the beach where she can show off her 40 year old tits after decades of being very fucking flat chested…at least that is what I assume is going on here but I can’t be too sure because I don’t know how to decode ALIEN thoughts…especially not through social media images…

The starlet known for American Pie, American Beauty, American Horror Story, American Woman, American Reunion, American Pie 2….you know all things American…and other movies not named “American”.

I know what you’re thinking, who gives a fuck about Mena Suvari and I agree…who gives a fuck about Mena Suvari..but she’s in a bikini, and she’s got almost 10 projects in Post Production / Completed, so someone out there does….

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2020

May

January Jones Back in a Bikini of the Day

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I was having a conversation with myself about people like January Jones yesterday, it was a very fulfilling conversation as all my conversations with myself are and I figured it’d come in handy for the next time January Jones posted up a bikini pic while not out there raising Jason Sudeikis’ love child, or would it be Bastard child that I am not sure he’s a deadbeat dad with, or that January Jones is just a cunt about, keeping her kid away from his dad, cuz he’s fucking Olivia Wilde…I don’t get into the nitty gritty of celebrity fucking, I really don’t care about any of these trashy fucking people.

What I do care about is that I preferred when celebs were kept at an arm length away. I saw that Dr Dre did some interview that came out yesterday about the same concept, which is basically that social media is a shitty way to interact with celebrities, because having access to celebrities, even having the chance for a celeb to engage with you is not that way a celebrity / fan relationship is supposed to be.

The celebrity is supposed to be this mystical creature, an untouchable creature….they shouldn’t be a reality star who documents thier every move. I don’t need to know January Jone’s whore personality, I prefer just assuming they are whores who aren’t whores for us because we have nothing to offer them……until social media…and now I realize she’s officially a girl who uses her tits for attention, loves the likes and follows…it’s a currency to her…and she’s not alone in this…they are all that personality type that love ratings, reviews and being the center of attention…so of course when given the chance to be an influencer, they take it…because the whole psychology of influencers is what fueled these old hags to go to Hollywood in the first place to try to make it…ego, narcissism, a false sense of confidence in their talent and a willingness to suck old executive dick, or maybe give a good titty job…because Hollywood was built on perversion….

I just find it cheapens them, so why see them in movies playing characters of interest, when they’ve turned themselves into memes or basic onlyfans type girls…it’s pretty low level, especially when they are already rich….

The exclusivity, the secret world of celeb, far more interesting than rich people bored on instagram who love attention….it’s just garbage..

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2020

May

Phoebe Price Balloons Out for Memorial Day of the Day

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I guess Phoebe Price doesn’t really know what Memorial Day is, but in her defense, I don’t think she even knows what planet she is on.

It makes the whole thing all the more amazing as the mid-40s to mid-60 year old continues to mock celebrity the best way.

I will forever encourage her trolling, in part because it’s weird and because she thinks in her core that she’s an actual celeb, making the whole thing even funnier, because barely anyone actually CARES enough to follow her despite being an icon who manipulates the media and has for decades at this point.

I just think she is no different than the Kardashians in her clickbait, but it’s more mocking the whole industry than being an industry, but what she’s contributed over the years will one day be seen for the value that it is…when people understand that it is a deep rooted troll and not some thirsty bottom feeder…even if Phoebe doesn’t know it’s a deep troll.

Either way, What the fuck?!

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2020

May

Christina Aguilera Cleavage of the Day

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Christina Aguilera has her titties out in a robe, which I guess is a fetish that is usually presented as a TOWEL DROP….but she’s 40 and was raised in an aquarium of pop music and extreme fame…she doesn’t know what the fuck is up, she just knows if she puts a titty selfie on the internet people will respond favorably because they grew up on her or because of the novelty of a now 40 year old popstar doing low level instagram shit because she can and because she’s got nothing else to do with herself…

I always liked her tiny frame that is now a monstrous large frame….as it danced around for Genie’s in Bottles wanting to be rubbed the right way. I even liked her fake tits to make her look all the more “Sex Doll”….despite HATING fake tits…

So seeing her dead hair, I mean she’s been bleaching the shit since the 90s HARD, her filtered face that was filter so fucking hard her hand turned into a MITTEN…like she’s got no fucking fingers as they tried to buff out the old face….with tits that don’t look quite as perky as they once were is just a nice reminder of what was….and not necessarily very nice…

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2020

May

Hailey Baldwin Booty in Pink Shorts of the Day

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The highlight of Hailey Baldwin’s relationship with Bieber is when they do these live streams, Q&A’s, moments with their fans that celebs should never reduce themselves to do, but for some reason all celebs do, because I guess they are bored when not working….not that Hailey Baldwin is a celeb, she’s more a trophy wife that’s not the best Trophy in the trophy case but one you don’t mind having because you took its virginity….you see when Hailey Baldwin was underage, she fucked Bieber, long before they reconnected and got married to escape Selena Gomez….

I know that there’s no pre-nup and that Hailey Baldwin is pretty much set for life and Bieber knows that too, so he just fucking abuses her from every angle and the bitch just takes it because despite her arrogance, her attempt at being an influencer, she clearly knows she’s a bottom of the barrel bootleg Hadid and Jenner…only instead of making it on her own, she had to marry a poptart like Justin…

Anyway, the duo are back in the California house after being stuck in Canada where I am sure Hailey Bieber hated every second…the house big, but it’s in some asshole part of Ontario that no one really wants to live…no matter how big the Sauna or Pool is….and in being back in LA, bitch is on that “call the paparazzi to take pics of the ass I’ve been trying to grow out”….

The weirdest thing about her is that she’s all into GOD, which in this GODLESS world is rare, but yet she does all the slutty things those GODLESS Girls do….making it pretty obvious that she’s just a vapid cunt no matter how often she goes to church…or no matter how much her dad and his business partner – THE MY PILLOW GUY – produce shitty religious smut to celebrate going from Crack to God to Infomercials….

Either way…check out the ass.

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2020

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Topless “Leaked” Pics of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is a legend as far as I’m concerned. I don’t actually give a fuck about Lohan and never really have, but if I had to choose a celebrity favorite from the last 15 years of doing this site, even though I think all celebs are losers despite how much money they have or how many fans they have, none are cool…..Lohan would be top of the charts.

In an era before instagram, when paparazzi ran shit, she brought consistent big titty entertainment.

There was a time that I used to TEXT Lohan, because that’s just how nuts she was…I’d wake up to my phone blown the fuck up from her insanity and despite being weird, it just showed that her insanity was more than just you saw as she was self destructing…it was in her crackhead core…

I BELIEVE in a Lohan comeback and a Lohan Oscar nomination. I even have ideas for Lohan to break back into the world….but these leaked pics, that are old pics, but still her tit pics, are a good start to remind you just how nuts she was….and despite being nuts…how representative of an era she was….and despite looking like she’s a 50 year old mom….she’s still Lohan, will always be Lohan and I will forever support anything she does. She’s a legit super star in an era of garbage influencers…so Shout Out to Lohan and her big titties we’ve all seen before….and that some of us have done cocaine with….

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