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2020

25

May

Lizzo Water Games of the Day

This is what American pop looks like now that Lizzo has gone viral and likely diabetic. Clearly at risk of the COVID death due to underlying complications…this MONSTER is living her best life, even if it will be a premature death of a life because look at her fucking size.

I have met people, real people, who have fat black woman fetishes…they legit hook up with the fattest black girl they can and get smothered by them. It’s a thing, a weird thing, but still a thing.

I don’t know when fat girls felt empowered or thought they were hot, but I guess when you’re too fat to get a record deal the traditional way, but you manage to go viral, you’re in a “top of the world, I fucking Rock” state of mind…eventually that will all go down hill and this Ruben Studdard bitch will be broke, forgotten…but there was a minute she was LIZZO and everyone loved her shit….her massive fucking shit…I mean imagine the quantity of food a bitch needs to eat to end up like this.

Gross.

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Posted in:Bikini Pics

2020

25

May

Julianne Hough Titty Sweat of the Day

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What kind of Mormon fail is this Julianne Hough sweaty titty doing?

I don’t know but clearly she doesn’t think Modest is the Hottest because back when she was in the sex cult that is FLDS, where her and her brother were more than just dance partners for the Mormon hoedown….but we already knew that with the whole being a celebrity who has had anal sex on cocaine with Ryan Seacrest, it’s his move. Dude needs energy to be ass prolific as he is….and I know people who are in NDAs with him who have broke those NDAs to feed me all that Seacrest Gossip…not that it matters…

What matters is these pants, that look a bit like Mormon bloomers, but are more on some old lady on her way to aquafitness at the pool in her Florida retirement community….not that we care…

I am more interested in the weird wire baskets on her wall, I am not sure what kind of cult shit that is, but it’s weird. I guess when you’re raised in a Hayloft in the family of 65’s barn…you like some rustic to remind you of where you came from.

I don’t know anything about Julianne Hough…but I do know her dance fitness she’s been marketing is fucking embarrassing but remember girls who dance are in tune with their bodies, are fit and can fuck.

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Posted in:Julianne Hough

2020

25

May

Halsey Fake Artist in a Bikini of the Day

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Halsey is some bullshit…but she’s in a bikini and as I’ve been reminded multiple times daily because all these whores love posting bikini pics, even those who shouldn’t post bikini pics, but when they do post bikini pics, they get all kinds of feedback about those bikini pics, leading them to think that bikini pics is the way to get seen and followed and more importantly attention from people telling you how great you look because they want you to post more bikini pics…in a tits get hits kind of logic that I’ve used to keep traffic flowing to this site…..no matter how shit the substance of those bikini pics are…we’re all looking.

So when it comes to Halsey, I can’t stand her media manipulation, she claims to have been homeless in a “Look at her now” kind of overcoming all hardships….she also claims to be some bullshit raver club kid on drugs, even though she’s too young to have actually been a degenerate drug addict party kid, she was new generation drug kid maybe, and she fucked a DJ to get a career, sure…but sob stories for marketing purposes to make her seem less manufactured and shit than she is…annoy me.

Her fake tits doing fake bikini posing…is fine though.

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Posted in:Halsey

2020

25

May

Delilah Belle and Amelia Hamlin Bikini Sisters of the Day

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I don’t know wha thte fuck is going on on the right side of Lisa Rinna’s fater daughter’s hip, but it’s probably scars from her 16th birthday liposuction her vapid soap star, which is basically mainstream porn star, before becoming a reality star, which is basically also mainstream porn star mom Lisa made them get when she was trying to position them as bootleg Kardashians of instagram……

You know that a vain Hollywood based trashcan of a mother would put all kinds of pressure on her kid to starve herself out to be pretty enough to get attention needed to sell product on social media….which is what all these moms want.

Whatever it is, it’s fucking weird looking and I’ve seen chicks naked, fat chicks and skinny chicks, so this weirness is just weird….maybe it’s some Quarantine bod fails…but at least her sister, raised in the same trashy environment of being rich bottom of the barrel Los Angeles Entertainment industry trash. I’ll never understand why anyone envies these people….they are all lame as fuck….you know there are hot girls out there who don’t have sex worker moms trying to be exclusive and elite amongst other idiots who put importance on such bullshit like Hollywood….

We really shouldn’t hate on the girls who had no say in any of that, but were abused into it by their moms, it’s almost mean to point out her weird pussy area, that looks like an obese stomach after it was stapled, because this poor girl is the victim here, her mother probably puts her through enough grief….and it’s really not all that bad….but her mother is all that bad….maybe they’ll collectively turn on her and the HAMLIN SISTERS will be the next Menedes Brotehrs…only time will tell…but the one on the left is about two burritos away from snapping…after being shamed for eating two burritos…

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Posted in:Amelia Hamlin|Delilah Hamlin

2020

25

May

Britney Spears Bikini of the Day

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Britney Spears is working it like she was at the mental institution with her version of some Hokey Pokey bullshit.

I have never been institutionalized, but I feel like a lot of weirdo group dances go on with varying degrees of medicated success.

The abducted in plain sight pop star who revolutionized or at least was one of the puppets who revolutionized pop music and inspired generations of girls…is still inspiring because she does her full retard, mental health nut case on med dance with those big mom titties out…

I still think Britney at 40 is exciting, but that could just be because she’s rich, K-Fed paved a way to prosperity giving losers everywhere hope, and she’s got that fit enough body for a mom of two from all that dancing her handlers put her through…plus crazy girls are the best fucks because they are fucking animals…not FUCKING actual animals…but fucking LIKE animals thanks to having no control over their impulse, feelings, while being filled with rage, trauma and other things that ride your dick until it falls the fuck off and she has some sort of seizure…

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2020

25

May

Bella Hadid Bikini Tits of the Day

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In unfortunate memoria day news, Bella Hadid has not been kicked in the face by one of her horses on her rich person farm she pretends to be down to earth and productive in agriculture and animal care on, she’s bullshit. She just looks like she has.

I find Bella Hadid’s existence offensive, because her family bought her sister’s success and she was a bi-product of that, able to make people consider her relevant or interesting or important, just never as interesting or important as she thinks she is, you know vapid self involved cunts and all…so everything about her, from her face to her popularity is everything wrong in the world…or at least representative of a lot wrong in the world, but the tits are good enough for me to ignore all that and stare at….because if I know one thing about myself it is that even the worst tits on the worst human will be stared at by me…cuz tits are better than all the noise and bullshit that makes up the bullshit..

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Posted in:Bella Hadid

2020

25

May

Ashley Benson Topless of the Day

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Ashley Benson is topless and doing what I guess is called an ARM BRA…covering them fat titties….

She was a lesbian until recently because I guess that’s what happens with lesbianism because it is a myth.

I don’t deny the licking of pussy, the mutual masturabtion, the getting their dirty finger nails scrapping their cervical lining for the HPV they all have. That’s real..but the idea of two girls bitching at each other romantically is just a fucking cartoon premise not real life….and when you factor in the whole celebrity aspect, it’s easy to see it’s a great publicity stunt in this woke era….because before the lesbianism she was just some fat bitch with a lot of followers from Pretty Little Liars with a lot of Insta Followers that wasn’t doing shit….it took an opportunist like Cara Delevigne to see the opportunity in scissoring…

As it turns out, this one isn’t a lesbian, she is instead fucking Halsey’s ex named G-Easy, or G-Eazy, I don’t speak mainstream fluffy bullshit act, so I’m not sure how the Non-G spells his name….I just know the dumpy tits he cums on with that herp dick and so do you!

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Posted in:Ashley Benson

2020

25

May

Bebe Rexha Sweatpant Ass of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is here to demonstrate what a fat ass looks like in sweatpants…

Sweatpants for those who don’t know are the pant that make even skinny women look like they have big fat dumpy asses…

So women with big dumpy asses should look to leggings to make their big fat asses look more shapely than the soggy loaf of bread they are…

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Posted in:Bebe Rexha

2020

25

May

Instagram Model’s Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know much about KURO or this shoot, but it’s one of those girls of the internet getting naked in a photoshoot because it’s the thing to do. There’s the right level of socially accepted as everyone, even Miley Cyrus gets naked on the internet, and in a lot of ways these now 20 year olds were probably 14 or 15 when Miley was doing it, so maybe they were inspired by her and her Disney Ways to get naked, making the reasons behind the nudes as lame as buying Gap in the 90s. Some hostess twinkie version of nudes. If it’s mainstream and a way to be cool, it’s suddenly less interesting, until you remind yourself that they are naked in these shoots, and naked, for any reason is awesome….whether getting there was lame as shit or not.

That is not to say that this model is not some REAL DEAL nude artist trying to get her message out there, I speak in averages and generalizations here, and from my many years alive, anything popular is garbage…even if it’s nudes…but I’ll still look.