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2020

29

May

Jordyn Jones Titty Top of the Day

Jordyn Jones from Kalmazooo has a new song and I wouldn’t know because I still haven’t figured out who Jordyn Jones is beyond being someone with trashy enough parents to name her Jordyn with a Y….get the fuck out of here with your trailer park names Kalamazoo.

I also wouldn’t know that Jordyn Jones has a new song because I am watching this on mute and staring at her waist to hip ratio, a scientifically proven thing that defines a girl’s level of hot…

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2020

29

May

Shanina Shaik in a Bikini of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is Australian…her genetic code reads Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….her labia reads “been fucked by TYSON BECKFORD”…while not winning Australian supermodel reality shows to make herself relevant a bunch of years ago.

This is some outdoor shower scene to show you how tropical and luxurious she is thanks to being richer than you.

Her big ass in a small bikini, the reason black dudes fuck her…

I am not posting this to add diversity to the site, unlike the “Woke” people, I don’t give a fuck about the color of a girl’s skin or her ethnicity, it doesn’t even factor into my staring at her, the shades are just part of whatever I am looking at, because who fucking cares…if she’s hot she’s hot, tanned or pale, black or asian…I’ve consistently thought that way and assumed that other people do to…until the whole woke thing happened and I realized that the woke people like to compartmentalize the races, to include the races, which reminds me a lot of white people still trying to run the show, acting superior while pretending to not be.

It’s a. whole lot of bullshit, and the only offensive thing about Shanina, besides the dumb name is that she’s Australian. Those loud mouths are the fucking worst.

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2020

29

May

Asshole Behind Thongs of the Day

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Here’s a lot of girls posting up pictures of their thongs, that by design, barely cover their assholes, which in part is why thongs are disgusting, seeing as no human can appropriately get all the shit off their assholes, especially when walking around all day doing things, there is seepage….a reason I won’t wear white underwear…not that I wear underwear…but if I wore underwear…it wouldn’t be white…

So from when THONGS came to trend in the 90s, they existed before as a before sex lingerie type thing a wife would do for her husband to spice up their life and be wild, it was a simpler time when women didn’t wear lingerie on social media and need to fuck black bulls while the husband watches to add spice to their life…but when thongs came to trend, girlfriends all complained how they’d ride their assholes uncomfortably, fat pussy girls would complain about how they’d cut into their fat pussies like sitting on a thin rope would cut into anyone, but more importantly….that the little thin fabric would get soaked with discharge…not that hot to me…probably hot to you…

So now that thongs are normalized, despite being unhygienic, you can see a bunch of asshole behind thongs, because thongs aren’t big enough to cover the full asshole and that’s fun to me….

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2020

29

May

Nurses Being Sluts of the Day

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I don’t have a nurse fetish, I just find it comedic that all these nurses who are being presented as heroes, are double dipping posting nudes to the internet in attempts to get people to sign up to their onlyfans. It’s a joke….

If anything, I find nurses to be disgusting, as they work amongst virus and disease, even before this whole COVID thing, if I found out a bitch worked in a hospital, I’d stay as far away as possible, I have spent a life making my bubble through anti-social, hermit-like, agoraphobic, but less phobic, more too lazy to go out behavior…keep your damn Epstein Barr to your damn self…now with COVID…it’s just an added virus to the list of why I cross the road when I see them, like you white people protesting cops for killing black dudes act when you see a black dude on the street walking your way – because you’re fucking racist no matter how many targets you loot.

The point is that nurses aren’t heroes, they hate being nurses, they do it because it’s a guaranteed decent paying job, where they are in such high demand they can post their nudes with their faces….because no one’s going to fire them now…

So here are your heroes, being real heroes, because they are listening to their horny selves and posting nudes like the pleasing and helpful exhibitionists that got them into administering medication in the first place.

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2020

29

May

Big Booty on an ATV and Other Videos of the Day

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Old Lady in Wheelchair with a Knife

Rapper Gun Fight in Toronto Almost Takes Out a Kid. Losers.

Ghost Using his Old Wheelchair

Fast Dog…

Woman Reversing..

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2020

29

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My entire life, I expected to be part of the apocalypse. Every disaster movie, Alien invasion movie, end of the world movie, sole survivor movie, I related to…from a young age, I didn’t think the earth would out live me, or at least I’d die waiting….

been saying this since i was a kid, I always thought i’d survive the apocalypse, just not very well

We’ve finally touched on so many possible Apocalyptic thing, like we could be at the gateway of the apocalypse, I’d hate to die of obesity related diseases before the action meltdown hits.

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Kent State Student Caitlyn Waitt Went Viral Throwing a Bomb in Her Bikini
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Josephine Brooke’s Having a Topless Kind of Day!
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Madison Beer White Hot!
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Nina Dobrev and Shaun White make it instagram official
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Can’t Buy A Nintendo Switch? Build One!
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Dog Freezes like a Statue
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Stella Maxwell’s Beach Look for Vogue
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Lili Reinhart and Cole Sprouse break up
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MSNBC Reporter Accuses People Of Not Wearing Masks, Gets Accused Himself!
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2020

28

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is fun having Zero Influence on you people, but a girl with 1000 followers who shows her tits on twitter can get 1000 dudes to basically do anything for her, including gay shit, even if they aren’t predisposed to that kind of thing, because we are all bitch made simps that are pussy whipped hard…

I ask you to do me a favor, to support the site, by clicking THIS LINK and signing up with an email / password, NOT other info….and I can’t get one of you to do it….not one person will sign up to an awesome free cam site for me….that hurts my feelings….

I realize I am irrelevant, I have no reach, I am not big on social media because I don’t repost memes all day….my digital marketing abilities suck…but NOT one of you signs up…making me BEG you to SIGN UP …that’s just SHITTY of you….and now I know I’ll never be a Dot Com Billionaire…

What is also shitty, old ladies on walks….during a pandemic…when they are most at risk of dying…

I accidentally went outside , as I try not to, not because of COVID but because this woke world is fucking stupid…..anyway…three separate old ladies walked up on me, despite looking like a lunatic who has been hunkering down in a trailer park for the last 15 years eating cake…in an if I was a little old lady even before COVID I’d cross the street from my stale semen greasy pervert looking fatness….and here they are all up on me with their OLD FOLKS home covid all over them…like they want to get down….because the Old Ladies are supposed to be the ones avoiding…but instead seem to rub their dry sagging old lady pussy on my leg….otherwise why the fuck wouldn’t they move out of the fucking way…

If only I had COVID to spit in their mouths to teach them a lesson…but even if I did, I’d be the one arrested for murder, not them for being fucking idiots who walk up on me….

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The Kent State Bikini Video that Went Viral
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Dude in a Wheelchair Robs Pawn Shop – is Own Getaway Driver
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Pray for Alex Trebeck
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Rooftop Parkour Make-Out Leads to Arrest
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Jessica Simpson’s Lost Weight, Has Scary Calves…
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Lonzo Balls Baby Momma – Denise Garcia’s Cryptic Bikini Pic
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Lucy Hale Selfies her Ass in a Bikini
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Lisa Rinna Hard Nipples
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Sommer Ray Nip Slip!
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Everything You Need to Know about Lexi Coralynn
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Just a Brunette on a Stool
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Kelly Gale Gets Wet in Shower Snap
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Taya Vais Totally Naked
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103 Year Old Red Sox Fan Beats COVID-19 – Celebrates with a Bud
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How to Build Your Own Nintendo Switch
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Tom Brady Has the Funniest Cadillac
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This Dog is Great at the Mannequin Challenge
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Rita Ora – The Experience
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FKA Twigs Sends Her Nudes
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Waffle House Beef – Tulane Safety Tyler Judson Smacks a Girl
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Video Game Bathrooms for the Voyeur
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Wanda Sykes Beefs Scott Baio
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An Embarrassingly Loud Fart During Snooker Game
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Kate Hudson’s Not so Itty Bitty Titty Committee
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Olga de Mar Woodsy Nude Shoot
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The Best Drive By Ever
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The Mask Drama Continues for MSNBC Reporter
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Watch this Volcano Erupt!
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Pro Skater Miles Silvas Shares his Story
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Kendall Jenner Being Wholesome
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Paul Walker’s Daughter Wins This Wet T-Shirt Contest
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McDonald’s arch Eyebrows are all the Rage
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Howie Mandel Gives us a Masterclass on Handwashing
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Taylor Swift Fans VS Burger King
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Farting During Snooker
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Megan Fox Ass in Pants….
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Jenna Coleman – out in London
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Lindsey Vonn – Pussy Hugging Short
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Emma Watson Titty
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Suction Dildo on a Car
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Big Tits in the Bathroom
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Fabiana Strips in Garage…
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2020

28

May

Katy Perry Pregnant Swimsuit of the Day

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Since COVID isn’t bad enough, here’s a little more shitty news to ruin your day, it’s Katy Perry in a bathing suit looking exactly how I’ve always seen that sloppy mom bodied bitch who has tried to be hot, or compelling, but was really just proof of the power of marketing…because nothing she ever did felt top quality or deserving, if anything she always seemed like an out of place talentless hack who didn’t belong…you know a imposter syndrome to egotistical and rich from her scam to know she’s an imposter…and the crazy thing in all this is that Orlando Bloom, her gay sperm donor that helped her become this beast she’s always been previously knocked up a fucking Victoria’s Secret model…it kind of tells you where his career went as Miranda Kerr moved on to Billionaires who created SNAP, and he went onto famous bottom feeders who ran a scam….garbage…as fuck.

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2020

28

May

Kate Hudson Fake Titty Committee of the Day

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I don’t know why drunk Kate Hudson the Own Wilson killer, or attempted killer, back when that poor guy tried to kill himself over a professional, soulless, manipulative LA raised RICH kid, who has gone onto to play her mom in every movie she can, since her mom was too fucking old to keep up the bullshit, low level, over paid acting. I’m not a fan….

I don’t know why she’s promoting TITTY COMMITTEES since she got fake tits last year like some kind of fucking pervert…which in and of itself means she’s got no respect for the tits, but sees them as a vehicle to get more work, more cock, more whatever the fuck girls get fake tits for, it’s clearly not being empowered in their tits….

Unless I am wrong and her tits are real, in which case I am thinking of Kaley Cuoco…ALL these bitches are THE same!

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2020

28

May

Emily Alyn Lind Braless of the Day

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If you grew up watching Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, your love for Rick Moranis may be deep, but let’s hope your love for the woman who plays his wife is deeper, because you’ll appreciate this post more….because Emily Alyn Lind, is her daughter….but if you’re more into Rick Moranis, that’s way more hilarious than jerking off to the daughter of the wife in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, so we should probably talk about that fetish…more than the rich, raised in Hollywood, porn is normalized, so bitches be whoring themselves out in hopes of paving their own way, building their own personal brand, and living their dream vapid rich kid life….all from producing shitty smut for social media.

That said, rich, entitled, LA raised EMILY ALYN LIND is pretty hot in her rich kid hipsterism edginess that is so fucking mainstream now, that it is boring…but I’ll still look because I have low expectations of people.