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2020

20

Apr

The Frontliners Flashing in Scrubs of the Day

All we are hearing about in the media is how special and heroic the frontliners are because they are on the frontlines…

Most people working in public health or really anything public are typically only there for the job security, benefits and are in fact lazy and just do these jobs for the pay check and not for their passion of changing diapers or being amongst the sick….

That applies to doctors also….and cops…They aren’t there to make the world a better place, if anything they are there to do nothing until they are forced to do something…all while abuseing their power or live above the law….to benefit themselves.

Tthis isn’t about cops, or about doctors…it is about the nurses…and not slandering the nurses who instead of quitting their jobs, are still going to work in healthcare, basking in the attention they are getting by being nice enough to take a minute out of their busy and crazy days as they theoretically risk their lives to help save lives…which is hero work…to flash their pussies in nude selfies they upload to the internet…which is the actual hero work….

Perverts need as many people from as many professions naked, whether that profession is trending now or not….

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2020

20

Apr

Vanessa Hudgens is the Mail Order Bride Daughter of the Day

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The best thing about this video is that I heard Vanessa Hudgens mom in the background and I was like “Holy Shit, Vanessa Hudgens is a Filipino”….

I may have already known that about the High School Musical starlet who is now in her 30s and no longer a Disney kid, yet branded Disney forever. It’s what happens when you sell your soul to the devil you know.

I just didn’t realize that her mom was full PILL-O-PINO….I find the whole thing hilarious, only because in Canada, there are so many of these Filipino’s working at Old Folks home, in healthcare, making salads, as nanny’s to the rich kids…but most importantly the mail order brides.

I know at least 10 stories of husbands knocking up the filipino cleaning lady or nanny like they were Schwarzenegger. I always laugh when someone I know is like “Heading to the Philippines to buy some property for my girlfriend and her family”…..

That’s not to say that Filipino girls aren’t hot, or are hood or ghetto. I was just overly excited when I saw /heard Hudgens mom’s Manilla DRAWL….and I am not quite sure why…but I like it.

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2020

20

Apr

Stoner Girls for 420 of the Day

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We normally do a big production for 420 despite being called DrunkenStepfather because I am a weed activist, mainly because like Income Tax, the concept is stupid.

It’s a fucking plant….and the idea of a plant being illegal is fucking stupid.

Despite being a drunk, I realize that alcohol being a controlled substance makes sense, if everyone could legally make it, there would be a lot of dead / blind idiots out there….but a plant…one that grows so easily and has all kinds of health benefits, that isn’t really processed before being smoked, in a it grows in the earth, you pick it, dry it and smoke it, a very simple process if it wasn’t illegal….but it is illegal in way too many places because we as a people let the government do fucked up things…LIKE INCOME TAX….

So here are some babes naked with their weed to celebrate a plant that is just a plant…even if I’m more a drunk…it’s just a fucking plant….

So Happy 420 ya’ll…

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2020

20

Apr

Helena Christensen Old Momma Booty Photoshoto of the Day

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Helena Christensen is the latest of the 90s hot babes who are now 50 years old showing you that with the right diet, exercise, level of wealth, cosmetic procedures, they can use those solid genetics to continue to be worth fucking into their senior at risk of dying of COVID-19 age.

You may know her as Norman Reedus’ baby momma, or the girl who used to choke out Michael Hutchence to make him cum…or maybe you remember her as the cofounder of NYLON magazine…but I remember her as being a catalog panty model when that meant something….a Danish in America hero that men everywhere jerked off to thanks to their wive’s bringing that catalog porn into the house…instead of trying to sneak your own porn in.

She’s still at it…showing that old ass, that’s a better ass than young ass, because older generation knows it takes effort to be hot and don’t believe that anyone should be a model, especially after they’ve been models, because it would reduce what they did and got paid too much for, to be all pedestrian…peasant shit…so being a model, at least to her, has to be a prestigious thing that takes WORK.

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2020

20

Apr

Social Distancing Smoking for 420 and Other Videos of the Day

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Social Distancing Smoking for 420

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Chipotle Freak Out…

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Quarantine Liquor Shopping

Surprising the Garbage Man….

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2020

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The only excitement that happens in my life since I don’t use social media or really talk to other humans is that I occasionally get emails from people mad that I post their images…

They get mad at me for being judgemental commentary, they get upset that I call them sex workers, whores, or fat…they get mad when I question whether they are worthy of being models, or if they are hot enough…they don’t like that I make fun of their images….they act shocked that their images from social media that I find all over random websites are on a site called DRUNKENSTEPFATHER…that wasn’t the intent….you know how dare I violate them like that.

It’s pretty hilarious and crazy, especially since the whole point of being in a photo is for people to criticize it..

Millennials don’t understand basic sarcasm or the internet. They just know social media monetization and selling feet pics to perverts since that is normalized…..and way less work than doing sugar baby shit where you gotta actually fuck the dude….

They don’t want to be judged, but are literally objectifying themselves in photos and video to be judged….it’s not like I’m pulling the loser weirdo that you’d traditionally see bullied in the movies…we are bullying the “cool kids”…who think they are worthy of being celebrated as they self promote..

If you do anything, you should anticipate or expect someone to point and laugh, I think we call them “Haters”….or they can play the whole “you all just jealous” you know to power through it. Even Taylor Swift has a haters gonna hate song to justify her being a cunt…

The point is that a restaurant critic can review a restaurant and call it shit, so can a movie critic, but a people critic, being critical of content that PEOPLE are producing, is called a bully, or an asshole, or a sociopath….

What really matters is not the feelings of one. We don’t need accept anyone….I think what matters is sacrificing the feelings of 1 for the benefit and entertainment of more than 1….

SIMPLE fucking math…..

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2020

18

Apr

Jillian Mae is the Weekend Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Jillian Mae is today’s Quarantine girlfriend that I am willing to be a cuck about and let you see naked because that’s how comfortable I am in our relationship.

Think of this as girlfriend pic trading, wife swapping, all those other good things that bored married couples get involved in for the husband to think his wife still has sex appeal, despite him seeing her as the mom of his kids. Everyone laughs at cucks for not being real men, for being closet cases, because dudes who consider themselves alphas are actually insecure pussies, while cucks are just visual learners who want to see their wife get fucked, like she is still desired, despite knowing she’s not. All it really proves is dudes will bang ANYTHING!!

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2020

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I love the hate this site gets because people don’t understand the jokes…they just think it’s weird, or mean, and definitely not funny.

We know that humor is subjective and 98 percent of the COMEDY that is put out by COMEDIANS and the entertainment industry is not actually funny…yet it is accepted as funny thanks to the laugh track or whatever…the real joke is usually that they sold themselves as comedians…or sold the show…

So it doesn’t need to be funny to everyone, it can be weird, or mean, or whatever…but when there’s no laugh track…idiots take it all literal and don’t understand sarcasm or trolling or whatever this is…they just undertand “Likes and Follows”….

It doesn’t surprise me that people don’t get the joke, I mean the world has been conditioned to only understand certain types of jokes and I am really not that funny….but it does confuses me when the feedback I get from younger, dumb, practically autistic idiots who don’t get sarcasm and who are overly literal because they’ve communicated over text their whole lives…is that they think I am gross, while they the gross ones fully involved in social media with their selfies and bullshit….but more importantly….with their porn choices they think are cool.

This is a generation of WOKE, Trans, Genderless, weirdos who want to include everyone by segregating them and inviting them in, who watch throat fuckign porn and think it’s hot or normal…so much that they want to selfie themeselves doing it but the second a 50 year old calls a pussy a polluted hole….or whatever other ridiculousness I do….I’m the worst….

It’s like bitch, you watch throatfucking porn and probably produce throatfucking porn, but me saying “some of you want to drink hilary duff’s toilet water” is just so wrong.

Get the fuck out of here…

Now, people are bored so they are inventing issues…I read about anxiety created by COVID night terrors that are a “common” occurrence as people try to figure out their lives now that they have to hang out with themselves….

When people who are bored should be inventing new ways to jerk off….

Now go have sex with gel ice packs…slit them open…go at them like they are a corpse you’ve left in the freezer…your favorite kind of pussy since it can’t reject you like all those other pussies do.

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2020

17

Apr

BrielleDay is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Brielle Day is Today’s Quarantine girlfriend because she’s pretty fucking amazing….

She plays with toys, she tests toys, she showers….she does something called Hitachi Karaoke…I mean she’s like so many of the other girls on THE ONLY WEBSITE YOU SHOULD BE ON …there are so many cam girls bored and ready to entertain you for free…it’s amazing…unless you’re not into girls putting on free shows, doing amazing things naked, all while entertaining the fuck out of you…

I mean statistically speaking, at least one of you has turned gay this quarantine. The prison effect of being locked on an apartment for too long with another dude…they talk about the quarantine 15 but they don’t talk about the quarantine homosexuality…that may go back to hetero when this is all done…but likely won’t since you were always that way…..so I guess some of you won’t appreciate this kind of hotness…

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2020

17

Apr

Naomi Watts’ Old Ass in Leggings with Liev of the Day

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I was under the impression that Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber were split up or divorced after a long time of being married.

I guess they have kids together and are still homies or in Quarantine at whatever mansion that likely has a guest house they are at.

Actors are weird in general, so traditional relationships probably don’t exist. Then there’s the whole Australian girls are by default whores, so they are typically pretty laid back about their husbands fucking other girls, since they are often times that other girl, you know wild things happen when in Bali on Spring Break….based on my extensive research of seeing two hot Australians drunk at a bar once….

Then there’s the whole “maybe it’s clickbait for the paparazzi they called, they all need press”…because they are actors and in being actors are whores by default….like Australian women….

I figured why not post some old, she is likely 50 ass in leggings stretching…to give you all hope that friendships after divorce can be civil when your marriage has likely been a media play for its entirety since actors have no soul….

For those of you who care THIS IS LIEV’S NEW PUSSY

Here is his old…very very old…mother of his children pussy…

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