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2020

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I was expecting more people to go nuts in this lockdown shit….

It is unfortunate that people haven’t lost their minds quite as hard as I would have liked to have seen them lose their minds when they jobs, businesses, lives were basically robbed of them for a virus….

I am sure you once thought if there was a Global pandemic, you’d be allowed to face it if you were willing, open your store, if you chose to….but as it turns out no one cares…and are signing up to the being microchipped or at least blood tested by airlines to board them, stores to enter them, etc…

Like where is the civilian uprising? There isn’t one…everyone just chilling, producing content, getting into the swing of the retired life and loving it…

Work fucking sucks…living, even within the confines of your home…is not working…so I’m with you…ride this out couch side, snack in hand, in your underwear living what is actually YOUR best life, your dream life…

Here are some stepLINKS….

WWE Diva is Addicted to TikTok
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Rita Ora’s Mars Attacks Cosplay
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Elsa Hosk New Bodysuit
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Puddle of Mudd’s Horrible Nirvana Cover – may be old – but is so bad!
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Holy Sonders is Looking for a New Quarantine Partner and She’s Hot!
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Women’s Soccer Star Alex Morgan Working Out When Pregnant
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Sofia Vergara’s Handbag Campaign
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Emily Ratajkowski Handbra
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Hailee Steinfeld Braless!
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Odell Beckham Jr Got HANDSY with his Model Girlfriend
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Malin Ackerman Hard Nips
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Coca Cola and Toothpaste!
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Danielle DeNicola Hot Cosplay Girl
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Hailey Beiber’s Cameltoe!
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Sydney Sweeney’s in a Wifebeater
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Grace Elizabeth’s Lingerie Shoot
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Idiot Toilet Paper Hoarder Fail
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The 50 Accents of America
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Kendra Sunderland TITTIES
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Crop Top
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Katerina Shiryaeva is a Mannequin
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Paris Hilton is Still Hot in her New Shoot
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Carmella Rose’s Horrible FULL FRONTAL!
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Groundhog Eating Pizza
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Mill Exploding
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Halle Berry Does Pillow Challenge
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Hot Bikini Photoshoot
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Taiwan Issues Fake Baseball Fans!
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Christ the Redeemer Lit Up as a Doctor….
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Cassie Ventura – THICK
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Emmy Rossum as Angelyne
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Hailey Bieber’s Bikini Throwback
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Lindsey Vonn Bikini Bath
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Erin Andrews Legs
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Megan Fox in a Mask
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Lily Collins Hot Skinny Legs
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Malin Akerman’s Hard Nips Walk Dogs
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Elisabetta Canalis Weird LA Workout in Bike Shorts
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More Affleck De Armas Lies
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And Some Jen Garner in a Mask to Remind you Men Win
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Irina Shayk in Full Camo
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Ireland Baldwin is a Monster
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Pig at the Grocery Store
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Pussy Drool
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THE BEST FEMALE PORNSTARS!
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Pussy in Public
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Vagina Slips!
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BUTTHOLE of the Day
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9 WTF is That….
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Sluts on their Wedding Days
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A Bunch of Puts
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Em Rat Cow Tits in a Sheer Plastic Jacket
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POV Toy Fucking
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Amateur with Tits Gets Boned
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People Having a Shittir Day Than You
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Awesome Body!
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Cam Girl and her Giant DEEP THROAT
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Amateur Skinny Babe Trying to Get Internet Famous in Fishnets….
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Crazy Cam Girl Deep Throat
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Meanwhile in Quarantine
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Big Boob Strip!
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2020

16

Apr

ReyasRoom is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Holy shit her tits are going to explode! In a good way. More reason to watch her live shows….these things are HUGE….

Reya’s Room is my quarantine girlfriend, but just for a day because my favorite streaming platform and I am not just saying that is My Free Cams because 1000s of girls are out here doing all kinds of things, now more than ever, because they need to stand out among the other girls….in what is the BEST replacement for sports and competiveness….making it impossible to have JUST one Quarantine Girlfriend, I can feature a different one everyday and I fucking will….

I don’t know much about Reya but I know that she’s got butt plugs and a variety of suction dildos for you to watch her use…..and it is amazing….

If you don’t like this quarantine girlfriend, there are many others….I am sure one will fit all your needs….and you’ll have the best time spending hours searching for her….CHECK IT OUT!!!

Posted in:Featured Post|Quarantine Girlfriend

2020

16

Apr

Irina Shayk is Less Hot in a Magazine of the Day

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In not so surprising news, hot mail order Russian model or spy, who integrated into the American culture via Sports Illustrated Swim, before targeting one of your A-Listers, who is hilariously an A-Lister, getting knocked up and on that CHILD SUPPORT payout program. Clever hustle.

But in not so surprising news, she was substantially hotter before she went that Hollywood mom route, when she was still a hot bodied model, but I guess the world still likes her because of her celebrity, she’s still hot, even if only fractionally as hot as she was before her vagina exploded all over the fucking floor thanks to a money making scheme…and this dyke looking photoshoot is proof that people still find her a compelling character thanks to being knocked up by an alister and not for actually being compelling, because none of these idiots are compelling, they are just puppets or life support systems for titties and pussy holes…

In this shoot is Irina Shayk with cameltoe shorts on, but also looking like a Russian 15 year old boy in the 90s waiting in a breadline…it’s a weird fetish but someone’s clearly got it….

I do like the Tennis shot though…not that you care about anything I like you jerks.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2020

16

Apr

Hana Jirikova Bathing Suit Photoshoot of the Day

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I once said that this Hana Jirikova has the name of a failed mail order bride who was forced to turn into a fashion model because she had the height….because mail order brides if properly human trafficked can end up with billionaires….especially when they are from parts of the world that have the most billionaires per capita….

She’s actually Czech, but Czech girls are also whores at least when it comes to porn production, Prague is a hub….so things could have gone a different way for her…

This is some bullshit travel campaign that some company is launching because the airlines are anticipating a rush of travellers as soon as the borders open up and those travellers need over priced bullshit bathing suits that have enough money to fly in models and do fancy shoots for their bullshit bathing suits because the rich get richer or some shit…and the people of the internet or instagram think they need 1000 bikinis to keep their content fresh so they keep buying them…not realizing the impact and waste that puts on our already dying world….but they get that selfie man and that’s what’s important. Go fuck yourself with your content you make to make up want to fuck you….which in Hana Jirickova’s case is working even though this is fucking boring man….you’d think with the money invested they’d put up more nudity and ass shots..

Posted in:Hana Jirikova|SFW

2020

16

Apr

Tits on Instagram for TITTY THURSDAY of the Day

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It’s Titty Thursday, which I am not entirely sure is a thing or not, but it probably is, anything you can think of is a thing…

I’ve heard of Throwback Thursday and Thirsty Thursday and Titty Tuesday so TITTY THURSDAY better fucking exist..and if it doesn’t…it does now.

I know I went clever with my naming…take an existing hashtag and change the day on it….genius….I could have called it something better….

I figure we like tits and Mark Zuckerberg’s porn site like tits, so these are a compilation of tits found on his platform of tits, for the perverts out there to get excited about the tits, reminding you of how your mom never fed you with your tits, forcing you to spend your life craving tit….

Right…

I don’t know if all these pics are new or old, famous or not famous, known shoots or not, some of the tits look familiar. I just know they’ve been posted to Instagram in the last week….so enjoy the tits being posted to the fucking internet…

Posted in:Features

2020

16

Apr

Girls in Underwear in Quarantine of the Day

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Girls are posting pics of their panties on the internet during Quarantine because they are bored and I guess into being cheeky and fun by flashing their panties…you know dipping a toe in being naughty..

I am not against women in their underwear or the pics they take of themselves in underwear, I find it great.

I just find it silly that no matter how old we get, we are still like a bunch of kids or retards, which is basically the same fucking thing…

You know just a group of horny idiots just wanting to jerk off or be jerked off to…clearly the basic HUMAN instinct…while people pretend to be civilized they are all run by their genitals.

Posted in:Features

2020

16

Apr

Elsa Hosk Nude of the Day

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Elsa Hosk was the welcomed Candice Swanepoel replacement when Victoria’s Secret treated their models like the whores that they were and got rid of them when they broke the fantasy of being these “angels” with real life middle aged woman shit like having kids…..

That’s not to say they dropped Candice as it was the only job she ever had, it’s just to say that they brought in Elsa Hosk who fucking DESTROYED Candice on all fronts….in an ultimate fuck you breeder…

Now, Victoria’s Secret is broke, scrambling, over extended, lame, outdated, backwards in their made in China bullshit products and brand….as they Knee Jerk react to the times by pretending to be woke by using old, fat and trans models…NO JOKE…despite having denied ever doing that…which made sense to me…who wants “real people” being VS models…not even fat women want to look at other fat women by a brand to buy in…they all want to look at hot chicks and try to vicariously be those hot chicks by buying the same panties as them…

Only a handful of haters, who would NEVER buy the brand because they wear straw panties they weaved on their commune as underwear, are the fat and hairy bitches protesting this shit….so to change your brand focus and direction because of some whiners online is some real PUSSY behavior…losers…they should fucking go broke…

But there is still Elsa Hosk and the other pussy they introduced us to in their brain washing panty selling tactics…so good job on that. Losers.

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2020

16

Apr

Bebe Rexha Manic Episode of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is saying “ARE YOU HAPPY NOW” at least based on my lip reading skills.

Some people can’t handle this whole “Life” thing, and Bebe Rexha is one of them. She’s a self proclaimed, probably diagnosed Bi-Polar, too old and too fat to be a popstar, taking a stab at being a popstar because her ego is making her.

I know for a FACT, that I could go to a psychiatrist and trick them into thinking I am bipolar if that is the diagnosis I want for my sob story…you victim fucks.

I’ve actually done psych tests over my lifetime and I always know the right answers to get what I want out of the session….I did the same thing when doing aptitude tests…it’s not that hard to troll…

So fuck her and fuck her bipolar disorder….

Now for those of you who don’t know Bebe Rexha because she’s some old fat sloppy pile of shit, she was one of Pete Wentz’s Myspace finds long ago, he put her or her band up, no one cared, so she wrote pop songs for actually popstars…and said “I can do this too”…

Now as a fat girl, probably something she blames on being bipolar…”I get so riled up that I eat the fridge in my manic episodes”….she is only of value for her tits, and this is her in some tantrum of “ARE YOU HAPPY NOW” after ripping her shirt off to show her tits.

I guess some people can’t handle their social media feedback, maybe some people should have stayed behind the scenes, the fucked up lipstick though is classic nut job losing her mind, even if it’s all contrived nut job behavior as real nut jobs can’t actually live as celebs…

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Posted in:Bebe Rexha

2020

16

Apr

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

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I know that there are people out there with inflatable pool fetishes, and not in a “OMG I SAW IT ON IG AND IT LOOKS LIKE A SLICE OF PIZZA AND I LOVE PIZZA” kind of way….but in a PEOPLE are fucking Inflatable Pool Toys.

That is basically what your girl, ugly faced, worse now that she’s old and not on TV, Ashley Tisdale is doing in this content she’s producing…

If you can fuck it, someone out there usually has and I guess the humping of an Inflatable Pool Toy is not all that weird compared to all these girls on cam sites and porn sites fucking pillows…it is just tapping into their childhoods in a weird way of “this is how I had my first orgasm back in the 90s on one hot summer day at my friend’s above ground pool”…

I am from the school of Inflattable Pool Toys being uncomfotable, maybe because I am fat and sink the fuckers, but their seams have CUT me my entire life and I guess I am not a masochist who sees romance when I’m cut by a giant air filled rubber thing….I’m more a “Get this fucker off me” trying to pop it…to murder it so that it can’t fucking harm me again…but when it comes to getting off we are all different…and that is why I can’t fuck blow up dolls.

Like some of you have jacked off to or because of Ashley Tisdale despite her face…because I guess you’re more into the bigger picture…the Disney Kid, the Celebrity, all that media hype being marketed to you…than just her botched faced….and I am the weirdo who can’t get past her botched face…which is fine with me since you’re the Inflatable Pool Toy fucker and I’m not…

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Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2020

16

Apr

Madison Pettis Jean Shorts of the Day

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Madison Pettis is Sophie Martinez on the Disney Channel comedy series Cory in the House….but if you are a pervert looking for Madison Pettis smut, you likely already know all of that!

I am not a Disney kid fetishist, I actually hate all that shit. That evil mind control on our youth….fucking up their entire existence at an early age to keep evil rich guys happy….

I am just a fan on Disney kids being trained to transition to the mainstream, to redifine their brand, to build a more loyal audience and to tap into the influencer money by being low hanging fruit sluts…

That’s not to say Madison Pettis pretty liittle shoots are all that smutty, but it will evolve from here as she fights for likes…

I’ve worked around internet smut for a long time, so seeing these tactics used by the snobby, elite mainstream is hilarious…as smut will always win!