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2020

23

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Fucks Herself of the Day

In Kate Beckinsale news for all you Kate Beckinsale fan-boy weirdos who can’t believe she still looks as good as you remember her looking the first time you came yourself watching her in a movie as you do. No Hands motherfucker, you’re just that fucking pathetic in your perversion and virginity….

I guess she’s pretending to be in quarantine as the elite pretend to do despite still socializing….

In quarantine she worked out in some skimpy outfit no mom of a 20 year old should probably wear…but that this mom of a 20 year old car wear because for whatever reason she looks better than most 20 year olds.

It may not make sense, but in these times…pretty much NOTHING makes sense.

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2020

23

Mar

Dora Madison Burge is Disgusting of the Day

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I guess Dora Madison Burge is showing off her pregnancy bump, because girl needs to take loads, as she’s basically a reddit amateur who posts up her fuck videos, only a working actor on the side…

Unless she’s just showing off how well fed she is because being a working actress means she has money, despite what her third world looking crack den of an apartment is telling us….full fridge for this bitch…or maybe she’s just distended like a starving african baby during the famine….but I like the whole knocked up, whether it’s from cream pie cumshots from random dudes her pervert ass lets inside her…or from getting her dildos she uses on her CAM SHOWS lost up inside her.

Either way, she looks like shit.

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2020

23

Mar

Chanel West Coast Ass of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is killing this home isolation bullshit that is stealing your freedoms, that you’re all freaking out about, because you’re having trouble being told what to do, but more importantly, having trouble accepting that it is the end of the world and that we are all going to die…I see you fuckers out there spreading the virus with your delusions that it’s not a big deal…I had at least two or three people walk up on me while I was walking my dog…stay the fuck away motherfuckers. I’m not going to die because you are all pieces of shit.

While the sluts of the internet, like Chanel Westcoast who is some bullshit from MTV who doesn’t matter, turned rapper, realize that there are more eyeballs than ever thanks to boredom, means great opportunity to show off the ass and her ass looks awesome…

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2020

23

Mar

Angela Olszewska Shows Her Puberty of the Day

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Angela Olszewska wasn’t ya’ll to know that she’s not one of those alopecia looking pussies that’s been waxed the fuck down by some asian body waxer at some asian waxing salon, where the coronavirus was clearly created from all the pussy bacteria left on the waxing strips….

She got bush ya’ll….

As a person who lives and dies by the bush, a bush activist, a bush philanthropist, the kind of bush lover that has tried to take down waxing salons by protesting them, and getting jobs in them, to take them out from the inside…

I don’t buy that waxing pussy is a construct of the patriarchy, but appreciate all the bush being grown out because of the protest against the patriarchy…because I am a bush advocate!!

Dudes will fuck anything, hairy or not…just ask Oscar the cab driver from Turkey I once knew who used to fuck farm animals…

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2020

23

Mar

Bella Thorne Shaking Ass of the Day

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Sluts be getting bored.

All being on Quarantine and probably not really practicing social distancing because they are all a bunch of coddled fucking babies who need constant fucking attention.

At least they have the internet to tap into their attention seeking slut selves…where they can jiggle their asses for all their fans as a distracting from the impending end of the world….

The good news is that shit is going to go nuts a few more weeks into this, people are already losing their minds a week in.

Soon, Belle Thorne will be launching “insertion challenges”…how big of an object can you fit in your cunt.

The COVID-19 virus…turning everyone into a cam girl.

Here is her nasty sister Dani who looks like what I imagine the Corona Virus would look like if it was a person

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2020

23

Mar

Alexandra Daddario Fitness Tits of the Day

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I am not an Alexandra Daddario groupie…I don’t give a fuck about her big tits in the True Detective, when she went viral, because as it turns out celebrity women only go viral when they show their tits in movies, just ask Margot Robbie.

Point being, all these self involved cunts living in their big mansions thanks to offering the world basically NOTHING of value, because entertainment has been over-inflated for fucking ever, and none of these people deserve what they have because they are dancing monkeys on camera.

Her tits aren’t worthy of the success she’s had, that’s a flaw in the American system….so I sit here watching the home workouts as they try to keep relevant, busy and connected with fans…but I’m hoping for all their existences to go down with the fucking ship.

Fuck these assholes and the piles of money they are sitting on while real Americans are starving.

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2020

23

Mar

Madonna’s Coronavirus Weirdness of the Day

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Here’s Madonna naked in the tub saying that COVID-19 is great because it equalizes us. It is a great equalizer and that if it all goes down we are all going down together.

Which is solid insight, but at 61 years old with a face full of fillers, looking like some cartoon character clown, from the comforts of one of her multi-million dollar homes, with a staff that she can use and coordinate to get all the supplies she needs, without exposing herself to the virus at all, because she’s madonna, she’s rich as fuck, and can afford to survive this or at least try to survive this. Which means it isn’t an equalizer at all, because poor out of work people are fucked…they will go hungry and start EATING each other. I’ve seen ALIVE…I know…but thanks for the words of wisdom Madonna – you cunt.

Not to mention, even if she did get it, she’s a senior citizen and old enough to die, she’s accomplished all she needed to accomplish, so what she has to say is fucking irrelevant, but it is weird and as time goes on, people are going to be putting out weirder and weirder content.

Posted in:Madonna|Videos

2020

23

Mar

Day 10 of Quarantine of the Day

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I haven’t really been on social media because I have no interest in seeing people’s personal takes on their quarantine, whether it is giving date tips, or any other useless clickbait….from Conspiracy theories, to anger at people not social distancing, to meltdowns realizing it is the end of the world…BORING….

But I do find it funny as a concept that all these people who have been distracting themselves for years, will need to LEARN about themselves for once…I mean maybe that’s too hopeful, but most people are just idiots who go through the motion….and eventually the gym workout videos will end and people will give up on posting on social media…but until then….bored people will do dumb fucking things.

Lucky for us, it comes in the form of PLENTY of nudes…but it also comes in stunts like this…”challenges”…

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2020

23

Mar

Not All Of Us Need to Fear the Coronavirus of the Day

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@itstrinitylove

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For all you out there unable to score your sex workers, online girlfriends for random hook-ups, picking up randoms at the bar…this TIKTOK girl is for you. Her name is TRINITY and she can’t get the CORONAVIRUS…..at least not if you wipe her down with Lysol wipes.

I assume this is the future, when all of the influencers and TikTokers die from the virus, we will be left with the piles of sex dolls looted from the sex shops to replace our wives.

I know they are saying that the virus is worse for men than women, in part because those out of work are losing 20 cents more than women out of work, but also because we die easier from it, so this may not be a preview of the future or the singularity, or the artificial coming to take over and replace the humans…but rather just a reminder that influencers and tiktokers are basically fucking sex dolls, with a lack of substance, or soul…either way…this bitch won’t be getting the Coronavirus…

Posted in:TIKTOK|Videos

2020

23

Mar

Support all our Healthcare Workers of the Day

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I’ve always known nurses to be home wrecking sluts, who are only in the job because it gets them close to doctors, doctors that they can seduce with their knowledge of healthcare, while being their subservients on long shifts together.

It’s one of those technical schools at the local college the girls who work as strippers do for a solid and respectable career, but under the scrubs is the fake tits they bought from lap dancing, seeking to cock of married doctors to fill them up with babies, so that they can move into the big house at the top of the hill to raise those kids after dude is forced to get a divorce from his first wife for cheating on her and knocking up one of the nurses.

So all you girl with your doctor husbands better watch out, they spend a lot of time, in closed quarters, in 12 hour shifts…..and all you guys dating or married to nurses better remember that they are at the hospital looking to upgrade to that doctor life, because your shitty middle class house isn’t that million dollar mansion they dream of…and hear about when at work with a dude for 12 hours a day.

I’ve always said nurses are the whores of the healthcare system…and here’s a nurse giving you a show, bored from a hard shift, in need of a release from the stress…no better way than through orgasm….with no doctor around to fill her up with their own kind of vaccine from the misery…..COCK.

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