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2020

24

Mar

Vintage Erotica – Jane Birkin Edition of the Day

Jane Birkin is Charlotte Gainsbourg’s mother. You may remember Charlotte Gainsbourg has done a lot of NUDE SCENES in movies but her most interesting story is that her dad, French lounge singer that all the hipsters fell in love with, Serge, did a duet with her called Lemon Incest about a dad and daughter’s sexual affair when she was 13 years old. It could have been an early troll, you know upset the media with outrageous claims, but that’s probably the worst fucking troll ever at least when it comes to you, as it should….who makes a song about incest with his 13 year old daughter…the French. That is who.

Anyway, Jane Birkin was hot and since we’re all going to die, we should reflect on the past, at least to get a taste of what faces looked like before all the fillers…

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2020

24

Mar

Ireland Baldwin’s Not Alone During Social Distancing of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is some loser rich kid with celebrity parents who wasn’t able to use her celebrity parents to position herself in a way that other celebrity kids do…you know turn it into profit, make it work for her, maybe get modelling jobs, acting jobs, basically whatever the fuck other celebrity kids are getting overpaid to do.

Instead she’s irrelevant, low level and doing instagram influencer shit you’d expect from a college girl who works at starbucks who dreams of being an influencer, instead of a cam girl or onlyfans girl.

It’s actually impressive how bad she is at the internet, social media, using her money and connections. It’s like she has to TRY to intentionally drop the fucking ball and fail. I guess I can relate because I had every opportunity to be a dot com billionaire yet I spend my days posting shit like this about people who don’t even matter in their own homes, with their own families.

But at least she’s not alone, assuming her visit from her little friend is her feminist approach to getting her period, you know the celebration of not being knocked up, even though last I checked she was dating a lebsian rapper who rapped about being raped. Awesome times for Ireland.

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2020

24

Mar

Maya Thurman Hawke Gets Fucked of the Day

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Maya Thurman Hawke is what happens when Ethan Hawke cums inside Uma Thurman’s ass, and due to a proliferation in her rectum that we’ll blame Weinstein and Tarantino for, one sperm landed on her prostate and found it’s way to a uterus that she didn’t know she had, but hoped she had, which is why she chose to live her life as a woman and not a man. Jamie Lee Curtis phenomenom if you will.

I know what you’re thinking…and that is that UMA can’t be a man, how would that make sense, especially considering you’ve jacked off to her, but clearly you’ve never looked at her hands…maybe because she doesn’t want you to…but google that shit, they big.

Anyway, that cum turned into Maya Hawke, and she’s got big tits, and is in Stranger Things, because life is hard when you’re a celebrity’s kid, or in her case 2 celebrity’s kid. They just get thrown into acting jobs real actors want but can’t have because they aren’t celebrity kids.

At least she’s got big tits to justify that decision of giving her work instead of someone actually deserving of that work….

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2020

24

Mar

Mountain Dew Shoppers Done Got Mad and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Over Shot the Landing

Asshole Train!

The Man Using Panties as a Mask

The Random Product Licker

Walking the Dog Quarantine Way…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2020

24

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t believe in leaving the house, although my previous weekly excursion involved going to the grocery store to look at moms and wonder when they all become so slutty in their activewear, that part of my life is over and I have moved on….

So I decided about a week ago to order some WALMART online groceries, because I’m trash and my fat wife needs her baked goods, they make you reserve your time, and the only time available was a week out.

The order was supposed to arrive yesterday afternoon, 15 minutes before it was supposed to arrive, I get an email that they cancelled the order….Fuck Walmart the METH addict of stores…all toothless and full of feces based diseases…

So I assume today is the day my wife finally kills me and eats me.

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4k Trip Through NYC in 1911
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Gwyneth Paltrow VS Coronavirus – Let’s Hope She Dies…
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Bullshit Taylor Kim and Kanye Saga…
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Fence Can’t Contain Dog
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Joker’s Philosophy for the Nerd Fucks…
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Bella Hadid TikTok Nips
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Italian Hospitals
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The Arkansas Trailer
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Singer Maren Morris Got Cummed In 9 Months Ago
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Slutty Nurses
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Weird Nirvana Cover
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Maria KN Nude Harness Girl
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The Doctor Who Defied Death…
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2020

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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As Harvey gets killed off, I’m going to start the Harv Didn’t Contract COVID-19 himself Memes tonight…..

As they prepare FEMA CONCENTRATION CAMPS that have been secretly built by the NWO as they prepare for their one world government, where everyone is microchipped via the Bill Gates vaccine for this man made virus that was used as chemical warfare against the world, because Bill Gates is still bitter MSN messenger didn’t become Facebook….but microchipping us all will be the future of content distribution, tracking data, and it’s not like those fuckers don’t already have all they need to know or whatever the conspiracy of the minute is.

As you try all the tips from the internet how how to prevent the disease….or as you plan for the shutting down of grovery stores, figuring out which neighbors you can rob in a home invasion from 6 feet away cuz you don’t want to contract the virus you just want the toilet paper…..

I’ve assumed I was dying the last decade and a half of various ailments from Cancers to Heart Disease but always refused to go to the doctor to see, who wants to find out they are dying. Now, with the pandemic, it would be irresponsible to go to the doctor, plus we may all die together which seems more romantic a concept. Going down with the ship, even if you hate everyone else on the ship….it’s like you’re not going to be missing out on much surviving…like a suicide pact with the world….

So this is all like watching a silly movie filled with idiots everywhere, potentially a lot of tits, nude content, amateur porn is going to be produced…as society slowly unravels…as people realize their lives are insignificant and that their work is useless and their money and investments worthless…and that they’ve been scammed and lied to for their entire lives…you know that self awareness NO One seems to have…..the worst in everyone is going to surface and that’s going to be hilarious…

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Amazing Booty Reveal
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Elsa Hosk Hot in Lingerie
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Bella Hadid Nipples on TikTok
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Steve Martin on the Banjo
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Beard Surfers of Lake Superior
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Corona Virus Test Fetish
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Dude Ready Offered a BJ and a Donut for Toilet Paper
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ITalian Hospitals Looking Solid
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Dua Lipa in VOgue
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Nude Model in Topless
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Rosario Dawson Big Tits!
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Rita Wilson Rapping.
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Ariel Winter – Hard Nips
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Georgia Fowler’s Nipples are Googly
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Pregnant Whore of the day
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Farting Seal
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I love Antique Roadshow…
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Hailey Biber Hot in Bathing Suits
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Kaia Gerber’s Topless Selfie
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Ferrari Diecast Race
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They are doing a New Crocodile Dundee
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The Worst Celeb Singing Imagine Remix
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Anya Taylor Joy Toasting Buns
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Sara Sampaio Bikini and Socks
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The Dab Rig You Need in Lockdown
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Teresa Palmer in a Magazine
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Olivia Wilde – Hiking
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Fake Lesbian Kristen Stewart with a Fat Dude
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Gisele and Tom Brady on the Beach
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Alessandra Ambrosio Track Suit
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Ana de Armas and Ben Leaving a Building – Probably an Abortion Clinic…
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Margaret Qualley Long Skinny Legs
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Liz Olsen On a Walk
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Guide to Coronavirus Hookers
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French Ticker….Disturbing as fuck….
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30 Pics of Slutty Girls….
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Glow Stick in Pussy….
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Spread Ass….
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22 People having a Shitty Day
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2020

23

Mar

Hilary Duff Hard Nipples of the Day

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Hilary Duff is obviously feeling like a hot mom of two as she should be since she’s looking better than ever….it probably has to do with reconnecting with her Disney execs.

I don’t know why, it seems like that’s not how this is supposed to work, but you can assume it has to do with being sexually abused when she got her Disney Start as a teenager at that famous pervert pool party…you know a broken pervert who knows how to fuck and gets what she wants from fucking… with a lot of money…..

I am sure she is probably being paid to use this silly product, as an excuse to show off her tit in a wife beater without a bra on, with her hard mom nipple exposed, ready to lactate all over the motherfucking place….but that wife beater like this was Warped Tour 1996….I was there….and so were braless wife beaters…a revelation really that I guess is social media, free the nipple, feminist friendly….

It’s nice to see celebs trying to do their best INFLUENCER content knowing they are pros and that tits get hits.

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2020

23

Mar

Rita Ora With The Tits of the Day

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Rita Ora, not to be confused with Rita Wilson, is obviously in some kind of isolation despite being the perfect candidate for the virus since bitch is everywhere, has turned to her social media like a low level cam girl she probably should have become, to show off her amazing tits that are clearly the reason she’s not a low level cam girl, she had better options that brought her to America as an up and comer, ready to take on the music industry, but instead she just did that sexually as she climbed the ladder.

What I am trying to say is Rita Ora has great tits.

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2020

23

Mar

Halle Berry Skin Bleaching of the Day

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I guess when it comes to self isolation or work from home, these whores who sit in mansions with piles of money and are barely inconvenienced because they are Halle Berry and bitch gets whatever she wants….

You get only a few options in content. Cooking /Eating videos, workout videos and beauty videos.

On one level it seems so low level and desperate for a celebrity to use social media for their personal brands. It’s like you’re Halle Berry and you have to let people watch you apply bleach to your face because you’re ready to admit that you’re only black by a technicality.

It’s like bitch these influencer wannabes are doing this so they can MAYBE get to your level of fame, and here you are doing it because you think you have to, your agents tell you too, you’ve always been an attention seeking whore and this immediate feedback gives you things to jack off to. I get it and that’s ok….it just seems kind of pathetic whether it is fun or not….I can imagine some of the high paid shit this girl turned down. Maybe TV commercial spots or campaigns that would require less work and less shame than doing this for free. So crazy.

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2020

23

Mar

Greer Grammer Fitness Erotica of the Day

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While you’re all a few months out from being placed in FEMA concentration camps by the government that moves in to take over….

Greer Grammer, the daughter of Kelsey Grammer, the cokehead from Cheers who knows a thing or two about house arrest….life lessons learned that I am sure he relayed to his baby girl unless he was too busy with some playboy sluts….bringing her important tips like like Workout From Home is the new Work From Home….when you don’t need to work cuz you’re FRASIER’s girl and Frasier made BANK….

This is that workout, that I am eager to see become masturbation videos….as you know sexting “mistakes” from attention seekers are BOUND to happen…

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