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2024

11

Apr

Kayla Simmons is a Volleyball Star of the Day

Kayla Simmons has volleyball star with volleybally sized titties, which is obviously part of her appeal and her whole marketing hustle, since you gotta use the gifts the good lord has given you to have the best life you can possibly have, and if you’re like us and don’t have any gifts the good lord gave us, because we are all perfectly below average, then you can stare at the people he did give the gifts to and either envy them, or jerk off to them, whatever works.

I wouldn’t fancy myself a volleyball star due to being short and fat, but I would say that my high school did have a bin of volleyballs in the equipment room that I more than once pretended were a set of tits.

I don’t really know if Kayla Simmons is considered a volleyball star, but she did play at the college level and that’s good enough, especially considering her handicap in the sport carrying an extra poundage on her….the built in weighted vest.

Anyway, she does whore content and we like whores, we just don’t like paying them…

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2024

11

Apr

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Since no one has done a professional Titty Drop League, because they are too busy with The Rock joining the WWE for millions of dollars in shares in the WWE, or watching Youtubers and OF chicks box, not realizing that all that rage, fighting, anger is unnecessary when you can just focus on the tits dropping in slow motion….

Get these girls in the ring dropping the tits, ideally in my mouth, but probably for the judges who will rate whether their titty drop is a knockout or not.

I’ve got all the ideas, just terrible follow-through.

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2024

11

Apr

Skyler Simpson is the Instagram Of The Day

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Skyler Simpson has 1,000,000 followers so you know that she matters.

Her content, like so many other girls on instagram is pretty much half naked posing.

We call the self starter, self produced lingerie model.

It’s basically the half naked version of a self published author, they may tell you that they are an author, but no one has every bought into their writing, they’ve just decided they are an author and fake it until someone buys into their writing, only it’s half naked pics which is a lot easier to buy into, hence the 1,000,000 followers…

I guess I come from an era where you needed this half retarded companies to validate your existence, to tell you you’re good enough, to give you a job or money and countless musicians, artists (not that I believe in art), were left homeless and forgotten because some close-minded asshole said “NO”….there are probably countless girls who wanted to be models, who never go that agency to call them back because they didn’t quite have what it took, when really they did have what it takes, they just needed to strip down and show it to a bunch of thirsty fucking dudes…

I guess that makes this era better.

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2024

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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On my daily fat person walk I realized that a huge amount of chicks were out with their asses out, like it was the great ass parade of 2024. Girls with short shorts, girls in leggings, girls being girls, because they weren’t all tranny, lesbians, fat or old….but I thought it was weird that they were all running…making it hard to keep up and I was like why are all these asses running….until realizing they were running from me…

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Ali Rose is the Instagram Of The Day
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12 Mind Boggling Pictures You Will Have To Look At Twice To Get
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Bianca Balti in Bikini in St Barth
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Insane kid jumps off a 6th story balcony into a pool
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Woman Decides To Take A Piss In Secret Right Next To Charging Point Camera
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“I would try for my girl”: Rihanna on wanting more kids, son RZA’s first word, and A$AP Rocky being stylish
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Two cars get into road rage on a Dallas highway
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Serena Williams Flies in Style!
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Elsa Hosk Chops it Off!
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Kylie Jenner Flaunts Her Curves in a Steamy Green Bikini!
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JAPAN? VOLUME 65
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RIP Her Butt (GIF)
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THE NEW MARKETING FROM BRAZIL THAT’S BLOWING UP ON SOCIAL MEDIA
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Cool zoetrope featuring marching roosters
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33 Iconic Movies That Turned Out Differently Than Their Creators Intended
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Safety demonstration on why brining magnets near MRI machines is a bad idea
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NBA WAG and Nanny Larsa Pippen is Thirst Trapping!
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Funny meme on how naming a colour staring with the letter E is almost impossible
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Suspect ends up clinging onto a car during a high-speed police chase
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Serena Williams Jets Off!
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16 Fascinating Photos You Must See
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MotoGP racing on mini bikes!
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Chihuahua on the run on a busy highway gets rescued
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Jutta in the Off Season!
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Child keeps screaming during an 8-hour long flight, experts give their opinions
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The First Look at The New Joke Movie is Here!
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: REALSKYBRI
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“I never got caught”: Oliver Hudson opens up on being ‘unfaithful’ to his wife
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Driving At Night You See Some Weird Crazy Ass Shit
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Taxi gets into a massive crash and lands on a car
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Pauline Tantot shows us her body in a bikini on a beach in Costa Rica
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The Hottest Whitney Port Bikini Photos
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Camila Cabello…no bra selfie!
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Bianca Censori Shocks Los Angeles: Scandalous Dinner Attire Reveals Bare Tits and Naked Ass!
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Collection of funny pictures
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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Went From Happy To AHHH (GIF)
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Kaia Gerber – Day 1,681 of Being 18: Olivia Rodrigo’s concert in NYC
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Kiernan Shipka – Fashion Trust Awards in Beverly Hills
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Kim Kardashian – Bikini on vacation at Turks and Caicos
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Heidi Klum – Fashion Trust Awards in Beverly Hills
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Dasha Astafieva nude
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Butt Ass Naked (GIF)
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Jennica Lynn In The Bahamas XL Girls
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“That’s Too Deep” (GIF)
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Gabz (Gabriella Nunes) see-thru in episode 3 of Divided Youth
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Lucky Fucker
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Tracy Maura Lagoon Like Zishy
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Charli XCX See Through Promo for Brat!
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Magnificent Kara Del Toro: Topless and Naked, Flaunting Her Perfect Body for James Macari Shoot
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Angel Deluca Fuck Time For Angel Jeffs Models
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Octokuro gets Naked!
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Desi Wife Threesome
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Stella Luxx Beautiful Redhead Fashion Model Sucks Fuck And Swallows Amateur Allure
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Dude takes a chubby prostitute to his hotel room for some fun
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Natalia Siwek naked in Schemat (2024)
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PornStar Harem (Game)
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2024

10

Apr

Salma Hayek Gives You a Titty View of the Day

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Old lady Salma Hayek who you may know as the big tits in the 90s and 00s that everyone was excited to have jump the fucking wall into America from Mexico because there’s just something about big tits that make you overlook the whole great replacement theory you anti-immigration racists love so much.

She’s also a billionaire’s wife that he bought and human trafficked from Hollywood to his European mansions because sex work has levels to it.

Well, she’s rocking sunglasses that are bigger than her big tits, which she’s also showing off in this selfie, maybe it’s to protect the eyes from the eclipse, but I think it’s probably because she’s old and needs coverage and she will eventually be wearing a welder’s mask out in the sun to avoid the sun damage, or showing off the years of sun damage….

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2024

10

Apr

Kelsea Ballerini’s Bikini of the Day

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Kelsea Ballerini posted this bikini pic over a week ago in her photo dump of all the exciting things she’s up to…..I am slow on the fucking draw over here.

She is one of the hotter country music singers around. She’s in her 30s, recently divorced and has pretty much gone very Hollywood, but she is from Knoxville and her music still sounds country enough, especially for all the new country music fans finally realizing that country music is real so of course she’s profiting on the surge…while being one of the hottest names in country music.

I am not sitting here like some old time country snob mad that country is finally popular in the mainstream because there’s always been popular country music in the mainstream and some of it has fucking sucked, it’s just astronomically popular now as it should be because all those EDM kids are tired of fake videogame music and are looking for something with some soul, or meaning.

I am sitting here mad that as someone who was into country music, I didn’t devote my life to it anticipating that we’d be at this country music crossroad where Beyonce is appropriating it and no one is mad at her about it….

DrunkenStepfather needs more HeeHaw so we’ll start by staring at some Ballerini bikiini smut, which is the equivalent to a sex tape to some of these country Christians…

She was also at some fashion event in some black semi-sheer dress – you can see the pics on the forum CLICK HERE

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2024

10

Apr

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Kim Kardashian posted some self produced photoshoot from Turks and Caicos where the family is vacationing, it’s probably another Tax Haven where they are set up to keep on MOOCHING off the system legally for their personal gain, or maybe it’s a vacation that didn’t end in a natural disaster, not that I wish death on anyone, I’m not that kind of hater, I’m more the hater who likes to point and laugh than who wants to inflict actual pain. However, it would probably be a good thing for society if they were wiped out since they contribute absolutely nothing to our society.

Anyway, she did a self produced slutty bikini shoot despite being old. It’s not as pathetic as it would have been years ago when she was trying to climb the ranks of becoming famous, but she’s so famous all the mooch’s out there would pay her to do professional bikini shoots, the slutty bikini shoot desperation is a little less desperate, but still fucking desperate….but more importantly gross.

She calls herself the cake boss, I guess in reference to the TV show, but I think the urban dictionary calls ass “cake”….and since the cake boss makes elaborate cakes…so her manufactured ass filled with butter cream and fondant or whatever it is that holds that shit together is potentially the boss of cakes…because it fuelled an industry of fake, weirdly shaped asses because all these hoes want to be Kim Kardashian.

Just be glad that no one is jumping out of this cake….but be sad it doesn’t have a candle in it to blow out, but not any candle, one inspired by the Looney Toons, where the cake candle is a stick of dynamite to blow it up…

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2024

10

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know if pussy wedgies have a season, because with the internet there are no seasons, it’s just one sad day that leads into the next, groundhog day until we die, but on this cycle there’s a steady flow of new nudes and I guess that’s almost enough to keep us feeling fulfilled…

But in the real world, we need warm weather for public cameltoes, because in the winter the jackets or the layers of pants make it hard for even the fattest lipped pussy to take a bite out of her pants for all the strangers in a one block radius, even those of us with diabetes eyes to see, because it’s just so big and just so crazy if you stare at it long enough it’ll burn your retina like the eclipse, only at least you’ll see a fat set of pussy lips out of it.

So yeah, winter is over, the pussy cleavage is going to be in full force and staring at pussy eating pants, all rubbed against those pants, which is probably arousing to the exhbitionist exposing herself both physically from the friction and psychology of strangers staring at their cunts, but they’ll tell you “oops, had no idea”…as she makes a performance around pulling the pussy wedgie out….

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2024

10

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Side Tit in Cabo of the Day

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Jessica Simpson was at some luxury villa in Cabo because girl likes her tacos, but also has all kinds of money to afford the simple things in life like luxury villas, thanks to running a shitty fast fashion brand early on that’s paid out solid.

She posted some scary clown faced picture with some tit sagging out the side of her dress from the resort and it’s got me wondering if this is just standard aging process, or a product of her being fat, then skinny, thanks to Ozempic….with big features and a terrifying jaw line hanging off the bones.

I don’t really get it, but it looks like a demon….with tits, so the kind of demon you’d want to fuck with..

She recently posted some pictures of her kids at their mansion celebrating Easter, with a good old fashioned Easter Egg hunt the way Jesus dying for your sins would have wanted. Eat all the chocolate you can because he died for your sins or some shit.

People are getting mad because her kids were gifted crazy things on Easter, like piles of toys and even a pair of Dior Shoes. What people don’t realize is that Jessica Simpson is a billionaire and money doesn’t fucking exist to her, or to her kids, who will for generations after her be perfectly fine being little rich cunty assholes who accomplish zero in their lives, so let them enjoy their fucking designer Easter Shoes for Jesus dying for their sins. Just because we can’t afford expensive shoes, doesn’t mean rich people should be shopping at the dollar store for their shoes…you communist fuck.

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2024

10

Apr

Emily Belmont Brings the Yoga Smut of the Day

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EMILY BELMONT has a great name, probably not her real name, more likely her stage name, but it’s a fancy one that reminds me of horse racing, summer estates in the countryside, but luckily this Belmont is a little more down to earth, where her debauchery doesn’t happen in the privacy of other trust fundians, but rather with you on ONLYFANS.

She’s got a pretty average girl look to her, but she shows off her feet and her fat enough ass, which should excite you because we like girls who get naked on the internet and apparently people people aren’t as into the smoking hot chicks anymore, you know the 1 percenters. Instead people gravitate to the normal looking chicks, which has allowed the normal looking chicks to live the life of a hot chick, without any of the being the hot chick, probably because they seem more attainable or like you’d run into them at the bus stop, only they wouldn’t give you the time of day either!

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