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2020

08

Apr

OhMyMelMFC is the Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

Is the Quarantine Getting You Down? Do you realize that sex work is on the rise? Every waitress, bar tender, retail shop girl is looking to get paid. EVERY single on the fence about being a cam girl, is on the cams, giving those at home something to do.

Since you’re a loser fuck, I figure we should bring you a babe of the day that can be your girlfriend during these dark times. You can give her money, or watch her for free. She will ENTERTAIN YOU!!

Today’s girlfriend is OhMyMel who is bringing the quarantine realness with this mask and gloves virus cosplay

She describes herself “not the most confident, pretty or bustiest girl on the site. But I have what I have so I’ll try and make it work for myself. I’m sure my confidence will grow and no, I’m not a model – I’m just your typical London girl.”

I beg to fucking differ, she’s pretty fucking perfect to me, despite only being ranked #3 on Miss MyFreeCams Contest and she’s said in the past that her dream “is to be Miss MFC one day, but for now a huge thank you to everyone who has supported me so far.”

Looks like she’s making her own dreams come true, but maybe you should help! In these dark times, you need to show your fucking support and help those in need.

She also does JOKER cosplay which is good for you virgin loser comic book perverts out there, you know to live out your creepy comic book fantasies with…..

What I like about the cam girls, is that they are basically the same thing as an influencer, only they don’t fuck around with their cockteasing. They fucking deliver. This is no “look at me in lingerie making a smoothie”…and if it is, it is also, but you can watch me fuck my sex toys later on.

NOT TO MENTION…this girl does girl on girl which is why she’s your QUARANTINE GIRLFRIEND!

Point being…. Support Your Local Cam Girl….Make her your Quarantine GF.

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2020

08

Apr

Nina Dobrev Cleaning like a Crackhead of the Day

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Nina Dobrev is some overpaid bullshit Canadian Immigrant who managed to make it to LA to be a big Hollywood star, but barely a big hollywood star, but enough of one to be a millionaire at whatever age she is for basically doing something totally irrelevant in the grand scheme of the world…like thanks for your important and hard work on fucking Vampire Diaries you slut.

Well, she’s apparently tapping into her Eastern European housekeeper instincts and going mental cleaning her kitchen.

This video is “Cleaning the Tile Grout” while looking like a crackhead who dropped his crackrock in a hard to reach place, or a meth addict just cleaning and cleaning until their hands start to bleed because they are so wired, despite most meth houses looking fucking disgusting and feces filled because meth cleaning is a myth….meth chewing your face off not so much.

EIther way, if Eastern Euopean maids is your fetish…this is for you.

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2020

08

Apr

Meaghan Rath Brown Mermaid of the Day

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Her name is Meaghan Rath. Not to be confused with Meghan Markle, but basically the same person. Low level actor with a dream.

I know of her because she’s from Canada and was on some shitty teen show that no one watched, but that people I knew over the years were familiar with because they grew up with this girl. I guess it was a big deal to have a friend on TV, and that friend on TV would walk around thinking she was better than everyone because she was on TV, only to move to LA where I guess she lives now….with not only a shitty light fixture….a sconce if you will but also a shitty couch.

I assume her LA / Hollywood acting dreams are in the process of coming true, but only because she’s been on enough shows for people to think she’s worthy of looking at, and with that audience of enough people, she’s decided to do some weirdo quarantine Disney character dances in her underwear….something I find creepy, weird, awkward and embarrassing, but probably something her fans fucking love….while I’m just left to wonder whether this is the kind of performance she puts on in the bedroom, you never know with actors, they are so fucking weird and so fucking into themselves with their lack of feeling any shame in what they do….I can only imagine the 33 year old does some weird shit depending on who she’s fucking and how she wants to manipulate them, I mean if this is the kind of thing she considers normal for social media…imagine when the cameras are off.

But then again, when the cameras are off is probably when the show ends, it’s like fucking a pornstar outside of her fucking for work, you can hope it’d be epic and explosive, but I’m sure it’s more like a cleaning lady who lives in a huge mess, because she doesn’t like to bring her work home with her.

Ultimately, who cares.

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2020

08

Apr

Jordyn Jones Booty of the Day

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Straight from the mean streets of Kalamazoo, Michigan….Jordyn Jones was brought to Los Angeles at the age of 11 to launch her career that has involved being in something called Dance Camp at 16….It only took her 5 years to get that big break and I’d hate to be her therapist who has to learn about what getting that big break at 16 entailed….obviously nothing bad enough to make her kill herself, probably worth the trauma to LIVE OUT HER DREAM as a barely famous, almost famous, sexualized young girl who shows off her Dance Camp Ass on the internet in leggings because she likes being jerked off to. It’s good for business, or whatever.

Her barely famous, practically non existent career doesn’t fucking matter because she’s able to turn to the social media to build up her audience with the sexualized content she produces and as it turns out, that pays way more than being a Disney kid if done right, all from the comfort of your own quarantine.

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2020

08

Apr

Lindsey Vonn in a Bathtub of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn is in an ice bath, unfortunately not nude, not that I care to see her nude, but I prefer seeing a nude bath than a clothed bath, while a clothed bath just seems stupid. I’m here for the real life experience, not for some safe for work version.

The skier, could be pretending this bath is to bring down inflammation after some intense workout. You know these Olympians go hard, but I like to think it’s more a soak based on being in Quarantine with nothing else to do but fuck her Canadian Hockey star fiance.

I figure if a white bitch rides a BBC hard enough and long enough in a short period of time, an ice bath is the only want to save her asshole.

The fail in all this is that even if she’s clothed, she could have the decency to show us what the ice bath does to her nipples….you know because as quick as ice water makes a dick virtually turn into a pussy, one of Caitlin Jenner’s favorite movies, that same ice water makes titties stand to attention.

The fact that I write this shit all day is pretty lame.

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2020

08

Apr

Isabela Moner Braless of the Day

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Isabela Moner is Dora the Explorer and apparently a cam girl , because the one thing that we can learn from the COVID lockdown is just how similar all people are to cam girls, with their broadcasting of their personal TV shows no one asked for and no media company would ever buy the pitch of, but that doesn’t fucking stop them….

Who knows, maybe in a few months of being broke and over extended, all these influencers and working actors are going to be jerking off on camera for money to pay their 10,000 dollar a month mortgages.

There are a lot of 25 year old DJs out there who were making 100k a month or more, and who had 20k a month or more rent, not making a dollar….so in 2 months from now, they’ll all be sucking dick to maintain that life of luxury, risking getting COVID because they don’t want to admit their bullshit existence was just bullshit.

I’m ready for this MONER chick to start doing “WILL IT FIT” vaginal insertion challenges….I think a lot will fit.

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2020

08

Apr

Chelsea Handler Naked Again of the Day

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The verdict is that people hate Chelsea Handler posting her nudes but not for the nudes….

They hate that she’s a loud mouth cunt who is getting naked for attention….but still think she looks ok nude. Despite being 400 years old, I guess the demographic here is old dudes who have given up on life and don’t even bother jerking off to under 25 year olds because it’s far too much of a fantasy that it’s not even believable as a fantasy….so instead they turn to the MILF porn, the old lady porn….because at least they know there’s a shot that a body like that could one day end up on their dick.

It’s like they think her being nude takes away the purity of a nude and turns it into a monetization strategy taking away from the nude…because nudes are more than just the image, they are also the intention of the nude…and that can offset the jerk-off-ability to a nude…not that anyone jerks off to this shameless loudmouth, but they may.

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2020

08

Apr

Charli XCX Hard Nipples of the Day

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Charli XCX is some barely a popstar popstar. I think I saw her performing once, in a subway station with a bra set out for people to throw their change in, back when we were allowed to leave the house. She used a bra instead of a hat because it spoke more to her personal brand, while allowing her tits to be braless, nipples hard, to motivate people to give her change…she found when singing in a sweater she would make no money, but in a leotard without underwear on, she’d make a solid 100 dollars a day.

She carried that logic to her attempt at a legitimate music career, one that hasn’t really popped off, but her bra was never seen again, because she knew she had something solid enough to get her off the streets and into AMERICA…

Unfortunately, she’s doing a little too much unfiltered content to show you how authentic she is as a person…because there is such thing as too authentic…

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2020

08

Apr

TikThot Of the Day

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I know that TikTok is the devil, it’s China laughing at America, saying “we can bug every American, just give them a platfrom to do embarrassing dances on and they will flood this shit with content we can monetize, as more and more people, even celebrities sign up, all while giving us a direct line to their every fucking move”….

But that doesn’t mean that there isn’t GOLD on there…..

A lot of people I know get shown the underage girls putting ice cubes in their vaginas, or doing weird nude stunts, like inserting random objects up in their vaginas….

I get the crackheads, the toothless, the homeless, the fucking weirdos, the handicaps, the retards….which I am far more into because it is amazing.

This babe, is on another level of AMAZING…because TIKTHOTS come in all varieties..

Posted in:SFW|TIKTHOT

2020

08

Apr